"Whew-" Zhang Lang sat on his couch and sighed, while Derpy fell asleep on the couch next to Zhang Lang. After this day's tossing, and playing with Liu Keer until more than nine o'clock in the evening, the little guy was already too tired to do it.

In the end, Liu Keer still didn't let go of Zhang Lang when he left, and forced Zhang Lang to return the three squirrels he ate with only half a box left to Liu Keer, and also compensated Liu Keer a certain amount of money according to double the original price, and also took Derpy to her house to play when Liu Keer was free, according to Liu Yujie's words, losing money, on the one hand, is a mental loss fee, on the other hand, it is also an advance payment left for himself to take care of Derpy in the future, in this regard, Zhang Lang can only reluctantly agree, who makes himself cheap?

After a busy day, Zhang Liang looked at the sleeping little guy beside him, smiled helplessly, and was still a little stunned, he was a father! Zhang Lang smiled self-deprecatingly. It seems that God also wants to stabilize himself.

Forget it, since God has given himself a son from the sky. Then you can be a full-time dad!

Thinking about it, Zhang Lang got up and carried the little guy to a bedroom next to him on the second floor, took out the medicine box, helped the little guy deal with the slap marks on his face that was beaten by Xiao Yan, then stripped naked, went to the bathroom to take a cold shower, and went back to his bedroom to lie down and sleep.

There was nothing to say all night, when Zhang Lang slept in a daze in the morning, he only felt that a small hand was constantly pinching his face, looking very curious, Zhang Lang knocked the little hand down, and muttered "Don't make trouble, fall asleep!" turned over, and was about to continue to renew the front edge with the beauty in his dream, only to hear a giggle.

Zhang Lang was suddenly woken up and sat up, looking at the little hand in front of him covering his mouth and secretly laughing non-stop, Zhang Lang realized that he was no longer just a person, and there was a daughter at home.

"Dad is really a big lazy worm, what time is it, and Dad is still sleeping. Derpy winks at her dark jewel-like eyes, giggling.

Zhang Lang looked at the little girl, and also smiled, it seems that the little guy had a good rest last night, and the red handprints on his face that were fanned out by Xiao Yan have disappeared, but the little face is still a little swollen, but this can't hide her cute baby temperament.

"Yes, Daddy, don't sleep, Daddy will get up. Zhang Lang said with a smile and sat up from the bed.

"What do you want to do with Derpy today?" Zhang Lang asked, hugging Derpy and putting her on his lap, looking at the little girl with a smile.

The little girl put her finger in her mouth and bit it, thought for a while, and then said, "Dad, Derpy wants to go to the supermarket today, because Derpy was wearing this dress when he came, and he didn't have any toiletries or anything." ”

Listening to Derpy's words, Zhang Lang was stunned for a moment, thinking yes, Derpy will definitely have to buy a few clothes for her to change and wear when she lives here in the future, and she can't always let her wear a piece of clothing, right?

Just do it, Zhang Lang cleaned himself up after getting up, and at the same time washed up Derpy.

Just as Zhang Lang was about to take Derpy out the door, he saw Derpy staring in the mirror alone.

Zhang Lang walked over and asked, "What are you doing in a daze, Derpy, let's go, Dad will take you to buy clothes." ”

But Derpy shook his head, and just as Zhang Lang was in a daze, Derpy said, "Don't go out, Derpy, the two ponytails are messed up, and the kids won't like Derpy." Would Daddy help Derpy tie her ponytail?"

Zhang Lang was stunned when he heard Derpy's words, he looked at the little girl's scattered ponytail and frowned, hesitated for a while and said, "Okay, Dad will help you tie the ponytail." ”

Derpy laughed happily, turned around and walked into the bathroom, sitting upright on a small bench waiting for Zhang Lang to help her tie her ponytail. Zhang Lang walked in hard, first untied the little girl's two ponytails, and then Zhang Lang grabbed the little girl's hair and messed around.

After about ten minutes or so, Zhang Lang sweated profusely and said to Derpy, who was playing with his fingers down, "Okay!

The little girl raised her head happily and looked at herself in the mirror in a daze, Zhang Lang looked at Derpy in a daze at herself in the mirror, and thought with great pride in her heart: Haha, trembling, little fart! Your dad and I are out of the hall and the kitchen is as warm as the incense bed, Wu Neng kicks the Beihai Nursing Home, Wen Neng PK Nanshan Kindergarten is an international all-round thief, pigtails or something, there is no one in your father's eyes.

When Zhang Lang was infinitely crooked, he only saw the little girl's small mouth crying out with a "wow", only to listen to the little girl, crying and saying intermittently: "Woo...... Bad...... Bad Daddy...... Derpy...... Whining...... Derpy's image is ruined by his father...... Woohoo......"

Zhang Lang immediately came back to his senses when he heard Derpy's crying, and then listened to Derpy's intermittent words, and three black lines immediately appeared on his forehead.

"Then Derpy, don't cry yet, what is going to happen to Derpy?" Zhang Lang said with a black line on his forehead.

Derpy asks Daddy to recomb Derpy's hair. Derpy said as she cried, with a hint of cunning flashing in her big eyes.

Zhang Lang would rather go to the world's largest jeweler to steal jewelry than help Derpy comb his braids, thinking that Zhang Lang would not do it, he pulled Derpy's two ponytails apart at once, picked up the comb on the side, combed them straight, and said to Derpy: "Let's go!"

A few minutes later In a pedestrian street, a big boy in the shopping mall with a thin figure, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a nose like a gall, black broken hair, and a trace of evil smile on the corner of his mouth, the whole person looks like a delicate and evil feeling, and there is a little girl like a porcelain doll with a cloak next to him, but at this time the little girl feels very depressed, after Zhang Lang, after more than ten minutes of love education, Derpy finally accepted the reality that Zhang Lang can't comb his ponytail, and thought about when to expose his skill of combing ponytails in front of Zhang Lang。 But thinking that Zhang Lang was helping him buy clothes, Derpy became happy.

In a Lolita cute children's clothing store in the magic mall, there was such a scene.

"Dad, I want this. "Don't buy it!"

"Daddy, I want this dress to be so beautiful. "Don't buy it!"

"Dad, can you buy me this bear? "Don't buy it!"

Zhang Lang said angrily as he walked, thinking to himself: Let him know who taught such a bear child, he has to take off her pants and spank her, what is this, as soon as he comes, he goes directly to the most expensive children's clothing store, and he keeps picking the most expensive clothes.

After all, after so many years of being a thief, especially in the three years abroad, Zhang Lang's capital has accumulated to a very high level, but Zhang Lang doesn't want to use that money, Zhang Lang wants to say goodbye to those three years of life, so he returned to the city, he knows that once he uses the money, those buddies abroad and some troubles caused in those three years will definitely follow, Zhang Lang, he doesn't want to live like that kind of life again, so he never planned to use the money.

So our great brother Lang came out to buy something for Derpy, and he only carried 500 yuan on him, but as soon as he arrived at the mall, the bear child was like a monkey returning to the mountains and forests, jumping and jumping and constantly going to the most expensive stores and picking up the most expensive clothes, which made Zhang Lang feel very helpless. Zhang Lang looked at the store waiter's disdainful eyes, and the old god was still saying, don't buy it.

At this time, Derpy found that no matter which clothes he picked, Zhang Lang would say that he would not buy it, so he ran over and hugged Zhang Lang's leg and said, "Dad, Derpy really wants those clothes and that little bear, can you buy them for Derpy?" ”

At this time, Zhang Lang suddenly thought of the routine of watching a sketch, so he smiled and said, "Okay, then dad buys this dress for Derpy and that little bear and that Derpy is not good?"

When Derpy heard that there was a play, he quickly nodded like a chicken pecking rice and said, "Good, Derpy is very well-behaved!"

So Zhang Lang squatted down and touched Derpy's head, and said shyly: "Okay, Derpy, let's not buy it." ”

When the little girl heard this, she was directly petrified on the spot, and the waiter who was going to come over to guide the shopping listened to Zhang Lang and said with a shy, when we didn't buy it, her jaw suddenly dropped.

The little girl looked at her father's expression, and her heart was extremely aggrieved, in fact, as early as when her mother sent her, her mother told Derpy about her father's profession, so Derpy subconsciously thought that Zhang Lang was very rich, and she originally wanted to kill Zhang Lang fiercely to retaliate against him for not fulfilling his duties as a father for so many years. She guessed correctly, Zhang Lang is indeed very rich, but the money really can't be moved, so it caused this embarrassing scene now.

Derpy saw Zhang Lang, looking determined not to buy expensive things for himself, his eyes rolled, he smiled slyly, looked at the passers-by coming and going in the mall, squeezed his eyes hard, and the big golden beans fell out, and then he cried when he heard the sound of "wow", and complained about Zhang Lang's various "evil deeds" while crying.

Don't underestimate the ability of Chinese people to watch the excitement, after a while, a large group of people surrounded the father and daughter, and the waiter next to him was accusing Zhang Lang with oil and vinegar, which made the black lines on Zhang Lang's forehead more and more.

"Okay!", Zhang Lang finally couldn't stand everyone's accusations and yelled, "Isn't it just a skirt and a little bear? I'll buy it for you, you wait here for me for a while." As he spoke, he turned his head to look at the waiter who was sneering just now and said, "You show me the child, if she is missing a cold hair, I will only ask you." ”

So, on this afternoon in the magic mall, many rich boys, big bosses, and many rich people have lost their manly dignity - wallets.

It wasn't until more than three o'clock in the afternoon that Zhang Lang, who looked sad and angry, walked out of the door of the magic mall with a satisfied face, Zhang Lang still recalled the thick 30,000 yuan in cash, and felt that his heart was dripping blood, but it took more than two hours to steal more than 30,000 yuan, how many fritters can you buy! How many bowls of bean curd can you drink! I only eat ramen, and I can eat all you can eat every day! But I bought clothes and a little bear for this bear child.

So much so that Zhang Lang thought evilly, when did he steal this store, then it is estimated that he will not have to worry about food and clothing for half a year with Derpy.

Just as Zhang Lang was thinking evilly, Derpy let out an exclamation that interrupted Zhang Lang's thinking.

"Look, Daddy, what a beautiful stone. Derpy pointed to a large billboard and said to Zhang Lang.

Zhang Lang raised his eyes and looked at the billboard, his eyes suddenly lit up, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a wicked smile, hey, it's really business, you can't stop it!