Under the eaves, two sparrows were tired in front of the window, and finally woke up happiness. The sparrow flies away, leaving happiness behind.

"Little girl, sister is here, are you ready to go to bed?" Hearing Li Xiaoya's smug smile, Su Xiaoxiao crawled out of the bed, very reluctantly.

Su Xiaoxiao likes to sleep until she wakes up naturally, and Li Xiaoya belongs to the master who pokes a hole in the sky even if she doesn't sleep all night.

Su Xiaoxiao turned on the phone hands-free, complained, and dressed like a snail.

"You dead girl, people are still sleeping, you don't say hello in advance"

The two have been friends for many years, and they have long been familiar with each other's temperaments, and this dead girl is deliberately trying to trick herself.

"Little girl, the king of Benshan is waiting for you downstairs, uh, I haven't seen those old men and ladies for a long time, sisters go and have a friendly exchange with them", the little witch's signature smile appeared on Li Xiaoya's face.

"Ahh This dead girl really didn't change her life, and she came to make trouble again.

It's unbearable to look back, this is the collective memory of the old people Li Xiaoya, every time she comes to the nursing home, she will definitely cause a little mess.

N years ago, taking advantage of the time when the old Chinese medicine doctor took a nap, he set the old man's good beard on fire;

N years ago, I accidentally mixed laxatives into the soup cooked in a big frying spoon, and on a sunny afternoon, the old people in the nursing home had diarrhea collectively, and the little witch wrote this into her diary;

N years ago, I secretly mixed flour into cosmetics, making Aimei's face painted like a monkey's buttocks, and I vaguely remember how Mimi shivered at that time;

N years ago, the old donkey's good voice made this girl speechless for a week;

N years ago, the poor troublemaker taught this girl to play a toy gun, and even though there were ten more bags on the old man's head inexplicably, the birds were in the cage.

N years ago, after Harry was poured a bottle of two-pot head by someone, he went crazy with wine all over the yard......

The little witch's tricks are endless, and it wasn't until the little witch went abroad to study that the old people in the nursing home got rid of the clutches.

Many years ago, Li Xiaoya stood under the tall apple tree, her eyes full of memories.

On the first day Li Xiaoya returned to China after graduation, the first thing she did was to come to see her friend Su Xiaoxiao.

I remember that day, the wind and the sun were beautiful, and the old people fled for their lives, and those who couldn't escape fainted on the spot.

I remember that day, the little witch sat in the middle of the courtyard and watched a blockbuster movie called "2012", with relish.

Life lies in sports, and watching the scene of the old man "exercising", he suddenly felt that he should come to visit from time to time.

Su Xiaoxiao: ......

In the courtyard, the voices of people are full of voices, and they are dying.

"Ahh

"Giggles,"

The laughter was as melodious as a silver bell, and the little witch really came.

Li Xiaoya is familiar with the way, and first met the old Chinese medicine doctor.

The old man simply threw the basin in his hand, ran back, closed the door and window, locked it, and did it in one go, making someone think that this world was so wonderful.

The old Chinese medicine doctor doesn't want to "burn the camp" again, the kind of days when he can't live for many days and dare not go out to see people is too difficult.

The egg fried rice was tumbling, and the big fried spoon screamed: "The little witch is here." The wok was still hovering in the air, and the tumbling egg fried rice fell into the pot, but the chef was nowhere to be seen.

The old men and women of the entire nursing home scattered and fled, as if the end was coming.

The small courtyard, which was still lively just now, immediately became quiet, leaving only two figures standing alone in the small courtyard, one large and one small, looking at each other, and the eyes of the two people were full of curiosity.

"Tell my sister, whose child are you?" The little girl in front of her had aura in her eyes, and Li Xiaoya put her hands behind her back, bent down, and got closer to Xiao Xingfu.

"Woo Wai ......" Happiness waved his arms and said for a long time in one breath.

Li Xiaoya listened with her ears pricked up for a long time, and smiled helplessly, who can save herself.

The whispers of happiness, who can really understand.

Gradually, the corners of Li Xiaoya's mouth couldn't help but rise.

No wonder there is a familiar feeling, on this little girl, she seems to see a little shadow of herself.

Blue is better than blue, little witch, little witch, the nursing home is really my blessed land.

Seeing that happiness fell into the hands of the little witch, the old people could only pray silently. They didn't dare to provoke the little witch, the little witch's power could only be understood, not spoken.

When Su Xiaoxiao came out, the scene of chickens flying and dogs jumping had passed, but fortunately, nothing major happened. The grandparents are getting older and can't toss as much as they used to.

However, when she saw the little witch holding happiness in her arms, Su Xiaoxiao's heart that she had just put down turned her head and fell, and what was even more amazing was that her eyelids jumped vigorously, and the next move of happiness made Su Xiaoxiao confirm her conjecture: the next little witch is about to be born.

Happiness held the submachine gun of the troublemaker in his hand, and shot at the freshly made egg fried rice in the big stir-fry spoon, and the "seasoning" was put in the rice, and it is conceivable that if someone eats fried rice, the end must be very miserable.

Happiness stayed in the hands of the little witch for only three minutes, and the little witch taught the essence of walking the rivers and lakes to seven or eight, as the saying goes, the master leads the door, and the cultivation depends on the individual. Li Xiaoya doesn't know how much this little ghost has understood, but the little ghost still has time to study and carry forward the great cause of tossing the dead and not paying for their lives.

Su Xiaoxiao hurriedly walked up, "Dead girl, I have a crooked idea, and I want to teach our family happiness, you are looking for death", and brought happiness from Li Xiaoya's arms, we must cut off the bad thoughts of this little ghost as soon as possible, otherwise the nursing home may usher in the second little witch, which is not good.

"Hey, why are you so excited? I'm just joking with this little girl, I didn't expect this kid to be really smart, a little bit of understanding, quite Miss Ben's style back then, I like this little ghost, hahaha"

Su Xiaoxiao sighed helplessly: Happiness is a good child.

"This ...... This...... It's the person you're looking for", Ryoko had nothing to say, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence in front of the big head.

"Yes, Brother Liang, you look good," the big head groped for the two "little red bulls" in his pocket, and it felt so wonderful.

"I, you've been kicked in the head by a donkey, look at who you're looking for? Hey, the old man who has problems walking, the little kid who is still wearing open crotch pants, the only strong young man is still the right eye, and what's the matter with the lame leg? You're telling me to die?"

Liangzi feels that he is very unreliable, and there are even more unreliable ones before he arrives, which is too tricky.

"Brother Liang, don't get excited, the money you gave is too little, my buddy has been calling in the talent market for a long time, and no one cares about us, these people are still dragged by the little brother," In line with the principle that what you can earn is how much, the big head ran to a community and gathered a group of elite soldiers.

The wood has been completed, and there is no way back. A chance to enter the Black Society will not give a little person like Ryoko for long.

"You must not give up like this, it doesn't matter if you stumble, buddies show their might if necessary", Ryoko looked at the old, weak, sick and disabled behind him, and was silent for a long time.

"Assemble and assemble," make do with it, it's better than no one, you have to have a façade for everything these days, and besides, the buddies don't really try to scare and scare those guys who don't know the times. The team, which had just assembled for less than two hours, went straight to the nursing home under the leadership of an unreliable boss.

Li Xiaoya entered the door with the front foot, and Liangzi's team arrived with the back foot.

After counting the number of people, three were lost, and there seemed to be a few comrades who were in urgent need of urine on the way, so they fell behind and were depressed!

"Everyone is arranged in order of the manuscript, I will shout a sentence later, you will shout a sentence, you can't mess around, do you hear?"

"I understand," the voice was scattered and unorganized, high and low.

"Whoever shouts the loudest, I'll add money, do you understand?"

"I have to say that money is the driving force of this society."

"I didn't hear it"

"Understood"

"Yes, now the big guys are shouting to me, 'Down with the nail household'"

"Down with the nail household! Down with the nail household......

A frost flashed on Li Xiaoya's face, Su Xiaoxiao's expression was complicated, and a bad premonition pressed on her heart. The shouting outside also alarmed the old people, who poked their heads out to figure out what was going on outside.

The little witch raised her voice intentionally or unintentionally, "What game should I play today?"

The old people, who were still curious, immediately retracted their heads.

"Dead girl, grandparents are frightened, you wait here, I'll go out and have a look", Su Xiaoxiao's reproachful tone was full of gratitude.

Su Xiaoxiao didn't want to cause trouble, so she told Li Xiaoya.

"OK, NO problem", the smile at the corner of the little witch's mouth, very evil.

Of course not, this is the metropolis, and even if there is a mess, someone will immediately come forward to solve all the troubles for her.

"Okay, little girl, if you can't settle the situation, my sister will make a move," Li Xiaoya smiled, and she smiled brightly. No one noticed the coldness in her eyes.

Su Xiaoxiao, Li Xiaoya's lifelong friend, is enough.

Outside the nursing home, a group of people blocked the door, and as soon as Su Xiaoxiao came out, this group of people was weak in momentum.

At this time, there were two more spectators on the roof of the nursing home, the big girl's face was cold, and the little girl's face was full of curiosity.

"Who are you looking for?" the other party can't wait, I'm afraid these methods are just the beginning of the story.

"Let's find the person in charge here, little girl, you call the person in charge here, and I will judge him on behalf of the surrounding residents," Ryoko stood at the front, with a straight face, as if he had been wronged.

On the roof of the gate, the little witch is popularizing the knowledge of firearms for happiness, such as holding the gun, adjusting the focus, such as how to hit the moving target, eh, moving the target......

The muzzle of the gun was naturally aimed at the "moving target" outside the door who took the lead in making trouble.

"I am the person in charge of the nursing home, my name is Su Xiaoxiao," Su Xiaoxiao looked at this group of vulnerable groups, and felt a little sympathy for them in her heart.

"Female?......" dignified seven-foot man, who takes pleasure in bullying others, except for this "other" woman.

"You go back, find a man to come out and talk," It's not a good idea to deal with women, you know, you need to find some female hooligans.

"I said I'm the person in charge here,"

"You are a woman, I don't bully women, find a man to come out"

"Aren't women good?" asked Su Xiaoxiao tentatively.

"No," Ryoko said seriously, "I never bully women,"

"Well, okay, I understand", Su Xiaoxiao finally figured it out, this person is a neurotic.

So, under the attention of everyone, Su Xiaoxiao turned around and left, and the iron door was closed, and it was quiet outside the door.

"Down with the nail household, Ryoko went crazy again. ”

"Smack"

"Oops," Ryoko screamed

"Hit, a headshot, I love you to death, little ghost, haha", Li Xiaoya laughed extremely evilly, without taking into account the feelings of the victim.

"Who are you?dare to break ground on Grandpa Tai Sui's head," Liangzi is angry, buddies never bully women, but women are not allowed to bully buddies, what are you doing as an underworld?

"I'll move, what can you do with me, you have the ability to come up", what kind of character is the little witch, a small character like Ryoko, if it weren't for Ryoko to find the head, she would be too lazy to do it.

"Dude is not scared, he was cleaned up by a woman in public, and it would be strange if it didn't become a joke", I thought to myself, so I did it.

Ryoko ran a few steps, wanting to jump on the roof, but he had made a lot of money to practice this kung fu back then, and he could jump on the two-person high house in a few steps. But he ignored a fatal problem, he hadn't practiced for a long time, and with the beer belly that gradually came to the fore, the consequences can be imagined.

Ryoko's soul had already flown up, but her body remained in the air, and after staying for 0.01 seconds, one fell and smashed to the ground, hitting her face first.

Since ancient times, heroes have suffered a lot, not to mention that we just fell and were afraid of a ball, "Little girl, you have the ability to come down, buddy let you have a fist and two legs,"

"Oh, I'm so scared," Li Xiaoya looked so scared,

But after the little witch finished speaking, she jumped down from the roof of the three-meter-high duty room, her movements were light and coherent, and she landed on one foot in a beautiful maneuver.

Completely contrary to Ryoko's expectations, the child's calves and stomach were already shaking.

This woman was also a legendary martial arts master in ancient times, a heroine-level figure, Li Kaishan didn't say that there were martial arts characters in the nursing home before, buddies are definitely not opponents, fortunately, there are many buddies, at least you can resist for a while before escaping.

The little witch landed lightly in front of Ryoko, making some preparations before exercise, such as crooking her head, twisting her waist, and moving her lower limbs, so that someone could see that her heart was hairy.

"That right eye, you go," the pressure is great, first find a cushion to test the water, the situation is not good, buddy will slip away, no shame.

"Boss, I only come to the platform, no matter what fights," said the only strong young man in the group.

"Add money, you knock her down, I'll give you a hundred", Ryoko said fiercely

"Ahh If it were an ordinary woman, I'm afraid he would have been frightened a long time ago, but unfortunately his opponent was a little witch.

From childhood to adulthood, only I was the one who bullied others, Li Xiaoya supported on one leg and kicked over with a roundabout.

Heroine, naturally, has to defeat the enemy with one move. The blood line was red, the body flew sideways, and the man in the eye fainted decisively.

The little witch took advantage of the victory to pursue, bullied forward, and captured the thief to capture the king first.

Seeing that the little witch was approaching, Ryoko wanted to call other people to save his life, and when he looked back, after just a while, the whole team had already dispersed, and even the old man who had problems walking was running "with great energy".

This is too bullying, Ryoko howled at the sky: "Twenty years later, buddy is a hero again, the heroine spares his life"

As soon as Liangzi saw that the situation was not good, Putong knelt on the ground, Li Xiaoya originally wanted to show the essence of the martial arts of various factions she had learned, but unfortunately she met a soft bone, and it was a soft mess.

Li Xiaoya: "Who sent you?"

Ryoko: "I won't say anything about killing me, ah!

Li Xiaoya has the means to deal with this kind of soft-footed shrimp, and breaking her little finger is one of them.

Li Xiaoya couldn't help pouting: "Soft bones, what else has not been explained?"

Ryoko: "I didn't do anything bad except for throwing a brick into the nursing home the night before, really"

"It turns out that you threw the brick that hit Lao Tzu," an angry voice said from behind

Ryoko: "It's my buddy's doing, what can you do with me"

"What can I do with you?" said of you?" a man with a patch on his head stood in front of him.

The man who came was tall and mighty, dressed in a police uniform, and Liangzi's head was blank, wailing: "Why am I so unlucky."

Hu Fan was very depressed, but his buddy was also out on business before he got this brick, so he had to report some medical expenses or something, but he only got two words from the captain: "Get out".

Hu Fan installed Hot Wheels under his feet and flew out of the police station, and an evil fire was nowhere to go? Now the buddy finally found the culprit.