Text 9, a woman like the wind
The front of the nursing home is in full swing, and the backyard has also recruited small thieves.
Master Fu, Datou and Ermao came to the pre-reconnaissance location, the backyard of the nursing home, a vacant space outside the wall, overgrown with weeds, Ermao set up a ladder, Datou was in front, Master Fu was in the center, and Ermao was behind.
There is a distance between the backyard and the front yard, and when the front yard is on fire, who cares about the backyard. The big head leaned on the wall, holding his breath to investigate the inside.
In the house of love, the old pig Huahua snored, the old cow closed his eyes and recuperated on the side, the old donkey snorted from time to time, the shepherd dog Harry had already run to the front door, and the black cat Mimi was basking on the roof.
Finding nothing unusual, the big head beckoned downward, motioning Master Fu to follow, and then cautiously stepped on the roof of the animal dormitory.
Suddenly, "ah" and "bang", the animal dormitory fell into disrepair, and the big head was empty under his feet, and he screamed. By the time he came to his senses, the big head was already in the animal dormitory.
The taste here is really not very good, urine, feces, forage, five dynasties and eighteen countries, the taste of "criss-crossing", can only be understood.
Even more depressed, the big hair has a tail dangling in front of his eyes,
"Puff Puff"
The fresh and rich fart rushed to the face, the big head was smoked by the stinky fart and almost didn't catch a breath, the old cow's "serial cannon" is incomparable, and this taste can only be described as "special".
Hold back, the big head has been silently chanting in his heart, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Lifting his foot forward, an extraordinarily heavy suction force came from under his feet, and the black, extremely sticky Dongdong stuck to his feet, and it seemed that there was still some residual warmth.
The big head has an urge to hit the wall, it's not good, but it falls on a pile of cow dung, and my brother is not a flower.
Master Fu was riding on the wall, already in place, in order not to be discovered, he temporarily found a few dead grass to block his body, deceiving himself.
Ermao hid outside the wall, just waiting for the big head to succeed, and Master Fu crossed, this was the plan of the three of them.
It took a lot of effort for the big head to pull his feet out of the cow dung. Turning his head, he was startled, and a donkey was looking at him very unkindly.
The big head grew up in the countryside, and knew the temper of this beast, so he couldn't be careless, and he didn't go, and he went backwards, and if the donkey started to go crazy and roared twice, he was guaranteed to make himself deaf in both ears. I can't afford to hide from the general manager, as soon as the big head turned around, who knew that he would catch up with the tail of the old cow. It hurts, like a willow treetop, the big head's body shook a few times, the big head felt light, and before he could figure out what was going on, he saw the donkey on the ground grinning at himself from a distance.
Before landing, the big head also said hello to Master Fu in the air, and pressed Ermao as a meat pad under his buttocks, and sang a duet of painful screams.
It was very lively in front of the nursing home, especially after the little witch went into battle in person.
The sound in the backyard woke Harry, and the shepherd slipped back to the house of love, and "dog", happiness chased after him.
When a thief and a shepherd dog meet, the big head immediately grabs half a brick from the ground, Harry is so frightened that he turns his head and runs, and bumps into the happiness that follows him, and happiness sits on the ground with his eyes full of doubts, and when he sees happiness, Harry suddenly has confidence, the dog fights people, but unfortunately its owner is not strong enough.
Harry barked wildly, expecting to scare off the big head.
It's really nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it, and the big head rushes directly to happiness.
Happiness was knocked into a daze, and got up from the ground, but saw a person rushing towards him with a brick, Happiness looked frightened, turned his head and ran. When Harry saw that the situation was not good, he guarded Happiness tightly, and the years had made Harry understand that this person's goal was happiness, and he must not be allowed to hurt Happiness, but happiness ran too slowly.
Three years ago, Harry was confident that he would have been able to kill the bandits in one bite, but now he is old. I went to the front yard to find someone for help, but it was too late. Besides, there was a man on the wall, and Harry knew that once he left happiness, it would be just the fulfillment of the gangster's wish.
Stalling for time, making a big commotion, and getting the attention of the people in the front yard.
Gambling on the last dignity of the shepherd dog, a dog breed that could once fight three hungry wolves alone, at the cost of his life, Harry carried happiness on his back, and the big head had caught their way to the front yard.
"Mimi, Huahua, Lao Hei, Brother Pig, don't look at it, hurry up and help", can't count on the old people in the front yard, Harry asks his companions for help.
"I'll fix the one on the wall, and the rest of you will take care of it."
"Come to the House of Love, Lao Niu and I can help", Mimi licked her paws, extremely narcissistic.
"Hmph, it's up to my second brother pig at the critical moment, Harry brings happiness to the home of love, and that kid will look good when the time comes"
Harry suddenly turned around and rushed into the house of love with all his strength with happiness, and his big head was thrown in place.
Seeing the shepherd dog rushing into the house of love, the big head was a little hesitant, just now he suffered a lot of losses inside. But time waits for no one, and once it is discovered, there will be no chance in the future. The big head picked up the black stick in the corner and rushed into the house of love desperately.
"Brother Pig, what should I do," the situation is not good, the old cow and the old donkey can only stop it for a while, and Mimi can't help at all. Harry looked at Flowey, hoping it could find a way.
"Come to me," the old pig stood up with his fat body, and a hole appeared in the wall beside him. Outside the cave is overgrown with dead grass, and no one notices it on a normal day. What's more, this hole is secretly hidden by the body of a pig
The nursing home is in disrepair, and no one will notice that a big fat pig is hiding such a secret.
"I'm ahead of you to make the way for you"
Huahua's body weighed hundreds of pounds rushed out like a runaway train, and unfortunately, someone outside the wall was shouting at the entrance of the cave.
When the fat pig meets the fat man, the scene is like Mars hitting the earth, the fat pig screams, and the fat man's scream has changed his voice. The urine was held back raw, very unpleasant, Ermao felt that he was on a wanton running train, and snot and tears flowed wantonly,
"Master Fu, big head, help, help", when Master Fu turned his head to look, "Hey, who is calling me?"
Harry took the opportunity to get out of the hole and scurry down the alley with happiness on his shoulders.
When Master Fu heard the sound of help, he saw Harry running away, and his heart was not good, and the sudden situation disrupted Master Fu's plan. He turned around and beckoned Big Head to go out, only to see the black cat looking at him curiously.
"Go, go, go",
Master Fu wanted to scare Mimi away, but Mimi jumped in front of Master Fu's face and scratched all the time. The battle was fierce, and in a simple sentence: Mimi's paws were all shredded meat.
Mimi made such a fuss, Master Fu's body lost balance, and his body fell off the wall crookedly.
Seeing happiness coming out of the hole, the big head rushed into the house of love desperately, but this time the cow and the donkey did not embarrass him. Lying down, he poked his head out with great effort, only to feel a force behind him pushing forward, a dog gnawing on the big head, drilling out, looking up, but seeing a black shadow falling from the sky, covering the sky and the sun, two screaming duets sounded under the back wall of the nursing home.
Harry the shepherd dog is an old dog, his physical strength has long since retired, and he is already exhausted and panting not long after running out, and under the wall of the happy nursing home, two black shadows have risen from the ground.
It is necessary to go to the front door of the nursing home with happiness, and when you get there, there is a glimmer of hope for happiness. Harry burrowed into the alley, the nearest road, and although it was only a wall away, it was a big circle to get to the front door of the nursing home.
The sound of a noisy engine sounded from behind him, and a white van chased after him, and Master Fu poked his head out of the car, shouting and waving a wooden stick, and Harry had to speed up his run.
Master Fu got up from the ground, although there was a big head cushion underneath, Master Fu still felt that his waist was a little unbearable, after all, he was about to run 60 people, and fell from a wall more than two meters high, Master Fu felt trembling. Look at the big head, this kid is young, he has some skin injuries, and he can't take care of Ermao for the time being, and gets into the van and chases in the direction of Harry and Happiness escaping.
Money house, dead silence
Old Man Qian looked at the little wooden horse that he had happily sat on before, and he couldn't bear to be disturbed by the policeman disguised as a servant. There was no news for five days, and the police were prepared for the worst.
Happiness is the biggest spiritual pillar of Mr. Qian in his later years, and it is not easy for an old man to face all this calmly.
In the evening, the old man Qian walked out of the Qian family's mansion alone, and the police squatting outside wanted to stop him, but he was stopped by Zhou Dahu.
Old Man Qian's cloudy eyes were bloodshot, he walked aimlessly on the street, maybe the next moment happiness would jump in front of him.
Happiness, where are you?
Ryoko sat in a chair with one of his hands cuffed to the stool's leg.
The incident happened in the area that Hu Fan was in charge of, and he was one of the direct victims, first giving him the name of attacking the police, daring to smash the black bricks of the police, and living impatiently.
Hu Fan specifically pushed away everything and dealt with this bastard who attacked him: "Tell me why you threw bricks to attack the police?"
Ryoko didn't care, but when she entered the police station, things were simpler. If it comes, it will be safe.
"Comrade policeman, I don't dare to attack the police, I threw the brick, it was a pure accident to hit you, do you want to say the reason, I was happy that day"
Hu Fan slapped the table, "Bastard, you can throw bricks when you are happy, fortunately it is me who smashes it, if you hit the old people, you will look good", according to the old man's temper, he would have let you fully experience the crazy primitive.
Ryoko: "Hehe, didn't this hit the old man?"
Hu Fan: "Believe it or not, I'll let you go to prison for a few years?"
Ryoko: "Letter, of course I believe it, buddy has eaten in prison in the past few years, I heard that the food has been improved, in addition to wowotou and pickles, is there any other food?"
Hu Fan: "Yo, when the time comes, I'll add a special dish for you 'small stew'"
Ryoko: "Don't mind, buddy is a vegetarian, it's not good to kill"
Hu Fan: "Then what's the matter with you going to the nursing home to make trouble?"
Ryoko: "Uphold justice, uphold justice, knock down nail households, and contribute to the country's economic development"
Hu Fan: "Don't talk nonsense, let's say, who instructed you to do it?"
"Who can command me", and I can't confess if I am killed, otherwise there will be no place to bury him.
Black Coat Society, Ryoko doesn't even have the qualifications to play soy sauce. If you dare to confess to the Black Clothes Society, isn't this looking for death?
This kid simply doesn't get in oil and salt, Hu Fan really wants to shoot with bricks.
"Don't ask, he won't say it, because his boss is me", as he spoke, the person was already in front of him. A girl took a chair and sat opposite Hu Fan.
"It's not your turn yet?" Hu Fan knew this girl and seemed to have a good relationship with Su Xiaoxiao.
"Ya, I'm his boss, and I hired this person from the market for a hundred yuan," Li Xiaoya talked nonsense, causing a short circuit in Liangzi's brain, what's going on? When did the buddy become your little brother? Liangzi wanted to refute, but he was directly slapped in the face.
"Smack"
"Oops, hiss......" Ryoko clearly felt that her face was hot, this woman's hands were strong enough.
"Dare to do it here, torture together," it seems that these two people seem to be really a little tired.
After being slapped in the face, Ryoko honestly became dumb.
"Is she telling the truth?" Hu Fan needed an unclear answer.
"Yes, she is my boss," since someone is carrying it, what are you afraid of.
This time it was Hu Fan's turn to be confused, "What's your name?"
"Li Xiaoya," Li Xiaoya crossed Erlang's legs with a leisurely expression.
"Li Xiaoya," Hu Fan scratched his nose with his hand, "You are the boss, okay, why do you want to hire someone to make trouble in the nursing home?"
"I just came back from abroad, I want to joke with my good friend, can't I?" Since I dare to admit it, of course I have to think of a good explanation, and besides, if something happened to the little princess of the Black Clothes Society, I am afraid that it has already reached Li Jiu's ears, and this person is already on the way.
Although Li Xiaoya doesn't like this father very much, sometimes he is quite effective.
"So you made him do it by throwing bricks," Hu Fan continued to ask, there is a wrong, and there is a debtor.
"Eh, the patch on your head shouldn't have been smashed by a brick, right? Hahaha, I like it," Li Xiaoya smiled and covered her stomach, and said intermittently: "Just.... Be.... I asked him to throw bricks".
Sprinkle salt on the wound, Miss Li's favorite thing to do. This made Hu Fan very angry: "Then you admit that you are the mastermind?"
"Yes, everything was instructed by me, brother policeman, are you going to lock me up," Li Xiaoya smiled brightly, this little policeman didn't know what kind of hornet's nest he had stabbed.
"Okay, you take a look at the transcript, if there is a discrepancy with what you said, if there is no problem, sign your name on it", but the phone rang and interrupted Hu Fan, it was a call from the nursing home.
"Eldest grandson, happiness is lost, you kid come over to me", without waiting for Hu Fan to understand, Old Man Hu hung up the phone.
A lost child is lost again, and it is still in the area under its own jurisdiction. Hu Fan had already seen Team Zhou sharpening his knives, and this matter burned his eyebrows.
must find this little girl, Hu Fan threw the two people in front of him aside, and rushed to the nursing home non-stop.
Today's events happened too suddenly, which made Su Xiaoxiao a little overwhelmed. After making a record at the police station, when she returned to the nursing home, she found that happiness could not be found.