Is Zhang Lang okay? It is impossible to drop, after all, I was hit by Brother Snake with all his might, but this is a life creed that has always adhered to the dress like the wind and always accompanied me. resolutely endured it, and the pain that hurt the bone marrow left Brother Snake with an extremely coquettish back.

In fact, Zhang Lang relied on his keen intuition of exercising in that place for three years, and seeing Xiao Yan's last eyes, Zhang Lang could completely avoid Brother Snake's full blow, but Zhang Lang didn't, Zhang Lang had his own plan, because when Brother Snake held a steel pipe to Zhang Lang, Zhang Lang was sure that Xiao Yan would relax for a moment at that time, that is, the opportunity to save Derpy, so Zhang Lang took Brother Snake with a steel pipe, and saved Derpy with the help of the forward momentum.

Zhang Lang and Derpy, who were speechless all the way, returned home, Zhang Lang parked the Dodge Tomahawk in front of the door, and got out of the car with Derpy, Zhang Lang looked at Derpy's red and swollen little face that was fanned by Xiao Yan, and did not feel a sense of guilt in his heart, Zhang Lang's big hand slowly touched Derpy's face.

"Derpy, does it hurt?" Zhang Lang said in a soft tone.

"Daddy is here, Derpy doesn't hurt!" Derpy said innocently, blinking her dark jewel-like eyes.

"I'm sorry, Derpy is my fault. Zhang Lang said with guilt in his tone.

"It's okay, Derpy knows Daddy will be back, because Derpy knows Daddy won't be without Derpy. Derpy's white and tender little hand grabbed Zhang Lang's big hand and said affirmatively in his tone.

Zhang Lang looked at Derpy's delicate little face, and suddenly felt that it was actually very good to have such a daughter. Just as he was about to say something, suddenly a thunderbolt from the sky exploded in the ears of the father and daughter.

"Zhang Lang, you bastard who kills a thousand knives, did you sign for the delivery of the old lady, you put the whole box of three squirrels of the old lady's courier. Where to put it, give it back to me!" came a woman's angry roar.

Looking up, I saw that next door to Zhang Lang, there was a beautiful royal sister, about twenty-five or sixteen years old, with no powder on her face, wavy long hair, willow leaves and curved eyebrows, red lips, a thin waist of willow that could not be grasped, and a pair of white long legs wrapped under black stockings, her chest not only reminds people of the sentence "There is tolerance is big" This woman's chest is really broad, and the round buttocks, there is no place on the body that does not show the charm of this woman.

Look at this beautiful lady at this time, she is crossing her waist with her hands, and she is glaring at Zhang Lang with a pretty face.

Zhang Lang raised his eyes and looked at the beautiful royal sister, was stunned for a while, and then smiled as if he had thought of something and said, "Oh, Sister Ke'er!

Zhang Lang looked at Liu Keer with a simple face and said with a smile.

"I'm your sister, you take back your simple expression for me, and don't change the topic for me, where did you hide my box of snacks with three squirrels?" Liu Ke'er stared at Zhang Lang with fiery eyes and said, if eyes can kill, then Zhang Lang has definitely been killed by Liu Ke'er with his eyes thousands of times.

In fact, Liu Keer has been very depressed these days, the landlord is urging for rent, and every time he negotiates, he has to face the obscene eyes of the lewd uncle landlord who seems to strip himself naked, and he has not opened for several days, and his side business has also been fired by the boss because of absenteeism for three days, so he has been a little short of money recently, and he originally thought that he would buy a box of three squirrels to barely make do with the food problems of the past few days, but since he bought it from the online store, he has waited for seven or eight days and has not arrived, and he does not feel a little puzzled, so he called to ask the courier company, but the answer from the courier company was that the courier had already been signed, and it was taken away on the day it arrived, and it is said that it was the goods that arrived on the fourth day, that is to say, her food and clothing in the past few days have been cut off by someone. This made her feel irritated.

After enduring a day of hunger and when her brain began to be groggy, Liu Ke'er's mind suddenly flashed, and a thin figure appeared in her mind, "It must be this bastard!" Liu Ke'er gritted her teeth and said, this figure was none other than Zhang Lang, so when she heard the sound of movement at the door of Zhang Lang's house, Liu Ke'er couldn't wait to open the door, rushed out, and asked Zhang Lang if she had signed her box of three squirrel snacks away.

Zhang Lang smiled slightly and said: "Sister Ke'er, we can't wronged good people, what three squirrels, I haven't seen them at all, how can you say that I hid your snacks?

"You fart! Obviously, you signed for it, the old lady asked the courier company, saying that it was the person next door to me who signed for me, there is no one over there, you live next door, it's not you or who?", Liu Keer looked at Zhang Lang's breezy appearance, and said angrily without beating the anger in her heart.

"But, Sister Ke'er, I really don't know where your three squirrel snacks went!" Zhang Lang tried his best to make a simple and innocent look on his face, looking at Liu Ke'er and said.

Liu Keer looked at Zhang Lang's innocent appearance, and only felt as if anger was about to erupt from his chest, the tall and majestic shore continued to rise and fall, and Zhang Lang was flustered and throbbed when he saw it.

Liu Ke'er looked at Zhang Lang with an annoyed expression, but immediately, as if she had thought of something again, her eyes rolled and turned into a charming smile.

Zhang Lang looked at this charming smiling face, his heart chuckled unconsciously, and cold sweat began to break out on his forehead, he knew Liu Keer, whenever Liu Keer showed this appearance, someone would be unlucky, and now this unlucky person is self-evident, naturally Zhang Lang.

"Okay, since you don't know, I have no choice but to be the wrongdoer, alas, I don't know who killed a thousand knives and took away my snacks, what can I do with my food and clothing these days!", Liu Keer said softly and glutinously, revealing indescribable weakness in her tone.

Zhang Lang smiled coldly in his heart, thinking: Hmph! You still want to deceive me with such a little trick, are you Brother Lang a who can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman?

At that moment, Zhang Lang smiled slightly and said: "Sister Ke'er, you are so beautiful and beautiful, gentle and generous, I believe you will definitely have a way to solve your food and clothing problem, don't talk about it, I'll go home first." ”

Zhang Lang said and walked towards the door of the house, Liu Keer saw Zhang Lang walking towards the door of his house without stopping, knowing that this plan would not work, and he rolled his eyes and made another plan.

shouted at Zhang Lang's back: "Xiao Lang heard that the peanuts of the three squirrels are not very delicious, you remember to eat less." ”

Zhang Lang wanted to get rid of Liu Keer's entanglement, but he didn't hear the mystery in his words, and said impatiently: "Okay, I know, besides, the three squirrels you ordered don't have peanuts." ”

After saying this, Zhang Lang's footsteps slammed, and he felt three black lines slowly lying down on the sharp murderous brain behind him.

After a pause of three seconds, an earth-shattering roar sounded, "Zhang Lang, I'm going to kill you!" After shouting this, I saw Liu Ke'er pounce on Zhang Lang violently, and without hesitation, he pressed his majesty on Zhang Lang's back, and pinched Zhang Lang's neck with both hands. Zhang Lang felt Liu Keer's majesty with his back, but at the same time, he had to endure the pain of suffocation.

Just when Zhang Lang was thinking about how to get rid of Liu Keer's entanglement, a timid voice suddenly sounded, "Auntie, can you not pinch the poop?"

As soon as Liu Ke'er heard this, her heart suddenly became angry, who is your aunt? It can't be me, right? I'm only twenty-five years old, Youmu You! People are in their youth, Youmu You! I'll go, what kind of vision is this!

Liu Ke'er turned around abruptly to look in the direction where she called her aunt, but Liu Ke'er was stunned at this look, and even the hand holding Zhang Lang's neck unconsciously let go a little. Because Liu Ke'er is looking at a four or five-year-old little girl carved in pink, but this little girl has two slap marks on her face, which seems to need to be loved even more.

"Auntie, can you not pinch me. The little girl said timidly again.

"Oh. Perhaps it was the little girl's voice that woke up Liu Ke'er, and Liu Ke'er also felt that the posture she was maintaining with Zhang Lang was very indecent, so she followed the little girl's words, put down her hands, and kept a certain distance from Zhang Lang at the same time.

After separating from Zhang Lang, Liu Keer suddenly realized a serious problem. The little girl's name is Zhang Lang -- Dad? So this little girl is Zhang Lang's daughter? But isn't he only 20 years old? Oh my God! Thinking of this, Liu Ke'er looked at Zhang Lang's eyes even more angrily.

"Zhang Lang, you bastard, you are really useless, you do all kinds of evil, you said that you have been deceiving other little girls since you were old, and even have a daughter. Liu Keer said with disgust.

"Sister Ke'er, I'm still a pure little virgin, I don't even know how I have a daughter!" Zhang Lang said with a helpless face.

"Auntie, this Derpy can prove that Dad is really just a virgin, and Mom also told Derpy that Derpy's production is a bit special. At this moment, Derpy's cute voice came faintly.

Hearing this, not only Liu Keer, but even Zhang Lang was stunned for a moment.

Listening to Derpy's meaning, it seems that there is a story in this that people have to dig into. But no matter how much Zhang Lang racked his brains to think about it, he couldn't think of the reason, Zhang Lang thought for a while, and found that he couldn't think of anything, so he gave up. Then just raise her as your own daughter. But the current trouble is not only this, the most important thing is Liu Keer.

When Zhang Lang turned his head to look for Liu Keer, he suddenly found that when he was in a daze, Liu Keer didn't know what to say to Little Lori, so he started to play with Derpy, and it seemed that the two were still having a good time.

"Uh, Sister Ke'er, Sister Ke'er?" Zhang Lang called twice tentatively, "What are you doing?" Liu Ke'er turned around and said angrily, "Don't you see that I'm playing with Derpy?", Zhang Lang was suddenly happy to find that it was still good to have a daughter. For example, now as a shield.

"It's not too early, it's time for me to go home with Derpy. Zhang Lang stood aside and said awkwardly.

"No, Daddy, Derpy wants to play with Sister Kerr. Derpy, who was holding a branch and didn't know what was drawn on the ground, raised his head to look at Zhang Lang, and said in a firm tone.

Okay, the bear child is really the bear child, Zhang Lang can't wait to leave this place of right and wrong immediately, but seeing the little guy having so much fun, he is also a little unbearable.

So he had to stand awkwardly on the side, watching Liu Keer and Derpy play a game of rock-paper-scissors there.

Zhang Lang, who was looking at the scene in front of him, lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, looked at the sunset gradually setting in the distance, and muttered to himself: "Actually, this kind of life is not bad!"