Ye Xiaobai is very eloquent, imitating the voices of the old lady and the old man, which is also vivid. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

When Lin Qingwei heard that the old lady cheated three times and put three soybeans in the box, she kept holding back a smile.

Now listening to Ye Xiaobai's question, he said without thinking:

"Is that 100 yuan the old lady's private money?"

Ye Xiaobai shook his head and continued to speak with a stiff face:

"The old lady said to her husband that one year, because of the shortage of food, I took out the soybeans and sold them, and then I had the 100 yuan ........"

Lin Qingwei was stunned for a moment, but even though she already understood, she immediately giggled, beat Ye Xiaobai with her show fist, and said:

"100 bucks...... How many soybeans do you have to sell for 100 yuan? Doesn't it mean that the old lady has been there almost all the time...... Ye Xiaobai, you are obscene, and the jokes you tell are also obscene!"

Ye Xiaobai doesn't care about this,

"Wife, you're smiling, it's time for me to make love this time!"

As he spoke, he was about to pounce.

Unexpectedly, Lin Qingwei said:

"No, your joke is too lewd to count!"

Ye Xiaobai was anxious,

"Wife, you have to be honest, aren't you cheating?"

"I don't care! You have to tell me another one that is not obscene, I have grown so big, I haven't heard much of a serious joke!

This husband suddenly softened Ye Xiaobai's bones, what else could he say,

Tell me!

Who allowed himself to have a wife who likes to listen to jokes?

If outsiders know that Lin Qingwei, an iceberg beauty who has always been as cold as frost, likes to listen to jokes, she will probably be surprised that her jaw will fall!

"Okay, then I'll tell you another one, this time you are not allowed to cheat!"

"Mm-hmm, I promise not to cheat!"

Lin Qingwei said, she had changed her lying position, and waited for Ye Xiaobai to speak with interest.

I have to say that the power of love is strong, Ye Xiaobai searched his intestines and scraped his stomach, and finally reluctantly remembered a joke, so he spoke again:

"Wife, then I'll tell you a non-obscene ha, cough cough...... In other words, there was a little wolf in the past, I don't know if it was a genetic mutation, it was very different......"

Ye Xiaobai always tells stories very slowly, and he has to pause for a while when he says a word, Lin Qingwei suddenly couldn't help but ask:

"Oh, what's the difference?"

Ye Xiaobai continued:

"Other wolves like to eat meat, but he likes to eat turnips!"

When Lin Qingwei heard this, she felt funny, and with a snort, she had already laughed,

“…… The wolf father and the wolf mother were particularly worried about their child's future, so they began to try their best to train it, trying to make it as normal as other wolf cubs, but with little success, this little wolf still only likes to eat turnips.

One day, a family of three went out for a walk, and a rabbit passed in front of them, and the little wolf chased after him without saying a word.

When the wolf father and the wolf mother saw this, they were immediately overjoyed!

It's not easy, our son finally became normal, and he knew that he caught a rabbit and ate it, so he hurriedly chased after it.

I saw that the little wolf chased the rabbit to a corner, the rabbit panicked, and the little wolf gasped,

Boy, rob, hand me over all the turnips you have!"

By the time Ye Xiaobai finished telling the joke, Lin Qingwei had already laughed backwards and forwards.

Ye Xiaobai looked at the innocent smile on Lin Qingwei's face, but he was inexplicably a little distressed in his heart.

Usually Lin Qingwei wraps herself too tightly, and her parents passed away early, but I'm afraid that no one has ever told her such a low-level joke.

Thinking of this, Ye Xiaobai's previous evil thoughts suddenly reined in, and smiled at Lin Qingwei:

"Wife, I suddenly remembered a joke again, or I'll tell you another one!"

Lin Qingwei nodded busily,

"Okay!

……

I don't know how long it has been,

Ye Xiaobai doesn't remember how many jokes he told Lin Qingwei, many of them were made up by himself.

It wasn't until Lin Qingwei was asleep before she knew it that Ye Xiaobai stopped, protected her with her arms, and gradually fell asleep.

……

After a long time, it seemed that the sky had brightened,

"Hey!"

Suddenly a sigh sounded,

Ye Xiaobai, who had always been in a semi-sleepy state, woke up in an instant and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

There was someone next to it!

When did it come?

How did I not even notice it?

Ye Xiaobai, who was shocked, hurriedly jumped up, stood up, turned his head to look,

I saw a middle-aged woman in her thirties, who was standing outside the fence for some time!

This woman is dressed a little strangely, it is a bit similar to the kind of dress in ancient times, with a long robe, high temples, and a very beautiful appearance, and it is the style of a classical beauty.

Ye Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, and then said with surprise on his face:

"Aunt Lan, you're here to save me!"

It turned out that this woman was a senior master in the Heavenly Dao League, and in terms of seniority, she was Ye Xiaobai's uncle, and like Gu Changyun, the two were already old acquaintances more than ten years ago.

The woman who was called Aunt Lan by Ye Xiaobai showed a light smile at the corner of her mouth, and said:

"I haven't seen you for more than ten years, Xiao Baibai has grown so big, I can't even recognize Aunt Lan!"

Ye Xiaobai immediately said with a sneer:

"I haven't seen her for more than ten years, Aunt Lan is still so young and beautiful, she hasn't changed at all!

'Aunt Lan' shook her head angrily and said:

"I haven't seen you for more than ten years, and your mouth is still so oily and smooth!"

……

While the two were talking, Lin Qingwei had also woken up leisurely,

Aunt Lan looked Lin Qingwei up and down, nodded, and smiled at Ye Xiaobai:

"Not bad! Not bad!

Lin Qingwei suddenly saw this woman who suddenly appeared, and couldn't help but be a little afraid, and subconsciously hid beside Ye Xiaobai.

Ye Xiaobai put his arm around her shoulders and introduced:

"Wife, this is the elder in my family, Aunt Lan!"

When Lin Qingwei heard this, she hurriedly saluted respectfully,

"Hello Aunt Lan!"

Aunt Lan nodded slightly, which was considered a return of the courtesy, and then said to the two:

"You stand aside first, and I'll get you out!"

The two retreated according to their words, and Aunt Lan suddenly stretched out her jade hand, grabbed the fence, and then suddenly snorted,

"Up!"

The entire fence, which was nailed to the ground and weighed more than thousands of catties, was directly lifted by the seemingly weak woman in front of her!!

Bang dang!

The fence was directly lifted aside, and Ye Xiaobai, who was watching, was stunned for a while,

"Aunt Lan is worthy of being a master in that realm, even if ten Ye Xiaobai are tied together, she is not your old man's opponent!"

Aunt Lan chuckled and said:

"Don't be a sycophant! With your qualifications, it's only a matter of time before you reach my realm! But then again, this time in your own territory, you will be calculated by the Humane Alliance, and you are not small!"

Ye Xiaobai's eyes suddenly flashed with a gleam,

"It's Fujino Mo of the Humane League, I didn't expect him to use such despicable means, I must avenge this revenge!"