Just when the two were flirting and teasing, and they were getting better,

suddenly

Rustle~

There was a sound of agitation. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Ye Xiaobai suddenly frowned slightly,

"Shh~"

Motioned to Lin Qingwei not to make a sound.

Swish!

Suddenly, something much bigger and furry than a vole came in from outside the fence.

Ye Xiaobai fixed his eyes and looked,

It turned out to be a weasel!

When the weasel got into the fence, he crept up to the carcasses of the four voles and ate them.

"It turned out that the smell of blood from these voles attracted this weasel, although the weasel's meat can also be eaten, but the smell of this thing is too big, it is difficult to deal with it......"

As soon as he thought of this, Ye Xiaobai was about to drive him away directly, when suddenly a flash of inspiration popped up and an idea popped up.

"If I put the locator in my mobile phone on this weasel and let it take it out, maybe I can avoid the signal jamming equipment here!

Thinking of this, Ye Xiaobai was immediately overjoyed.

Taking advantage of the stall where the weasel was stealing the carcass of voles, he quietly took out a golden needle,

Sou!

The golden needle stabbed the weasel in the jaw with unmistakable accuracy, and the latter suddenly convulsed, and then collapsed to the ground, no longer moving.

Ye Xiaobai didn't care about making love to Lin Qingwei, so he quickly got up and came to the weasel.

"Woo~ something, it stinks!"

Lin Qingwei couldn't help but cover her nose and complain.

Ye Xiaobai pointed to the ground,

"This is a weasel, can it not stink?"

When Lin Qingwei heard this, she immediately exhaled:

"Then you still catch it, it stinks and can't be eaten!"

Ye Xiaobai smiled,

"Wife, this is related to our escape plan!"

As he spoke, Ye Xiaobai took out his mobile phone, quickly took out the miniature locator inside, and then found a piece of cloth to wrap it, tied it around the weasel's neck, and tied a dead knot.

patted the weasel on the head,

"Little guy, whether our husband and wife can get out of trouble sooner rather than later, it's all up to you!"

After doing all this, Ye Xiaobai pulled out the golden needle on the weasel.

The weasel regained his mobility, rolled on the ground, and quickly sprang out.

As long as this guy takes the satellite locator out of this factory, Old Man Gu should soon be able to find out our location!"

At this time, Lin Qingwei also understood what was going on, and couldn't help but sigh in her heart Ye Xiaobai's wit.

……

However, such an uninvited guest suddenly came, and the whole cage was stinking, and the two of them drove away with clothes for a long time before it slowly faded.

And after such a fuss, both of them were a little tired, and the previous passion suddenly cooled down a lot.

Ye Xiaobai saw Lin Qingwei's tired face, and he couldn't bear to make that request to her again, so he folded a pillow for Lin Qingwei with his coat, and he supported his head with his arms, and the two lay down facing each other.

In Lin Qingwei's heart, she suddenly felt warm and very useful, but on her lips, she said to Ye Xiaobai, who had been staring at her:

"If you don't sleep, what are you looking at?"

Ye Xiaobai smiled:

"Of course it's to look at my beautiful wife, wife, why do you say you are so beautiful, I will never get enough of it!"

Lin Qingwei suddenly felt as if she had eaten honey in her heart,

There is no woman in this world who doesn't like others to praise her beauty, and Lin Qingwei is naturally no exception, and this kind of love story is also unprecedented for her, and it is an experience that she has never experienced.

However, rejoicing is rejoicing, Lin Qingwei is still a very shy and reserved woman in her bones, snorted lightly, and said:

"Phew! Rhetoric, nothing to do, eighty percent of the time I don't think of good things!"

After Lin Qingwei finished speaking, she suddenly realized that she had said the wrong thing.

Sure enough, Ye Xiaobai immediately smiled evilly:

"Oh, wife, it turns out that you are also thinking about that, otherwise how do you know that I don't think about good things?"

As he spoke, Ye Xiaobai was about to go to Lin Qingwei's face, but was pushed away by the latter.

"I didn't think about it!"

Lin Qingwei denied it,

Ye Xiaobai came up again with a scoundrel face,

"Then it's not too late to think about it!Wife, come and kiss~"

Lin Qingwei pushed it away again, the corners of her mouth raised, and said with a smile:

"Haven't you heard that the opportunity cannot be lost, and the loss will not come again, you yourself did not grasp the opportunity before, who can blame you?"

Ye Xiaobai immediately cried and said with a sad face:

"Wife, you can't rely on me for this, I didn't expect an accident to happen!

Lin Qingwei pondered for a moment, her beautiful eyes turned slightly, and she said with a smile:

"Okay, then I'll punish you...... Tell Miss Ben a joke, and if you can amuse me, I'll ...... Just let you kiss ......."

After Lin Qingwei finished speaking, her pretty face was hot, but because it was already night at this time, she couldn't see her face clearly.

"Telling jokes?"

Ye Xiaobai was suddenly a little dumbfounded, he was really not very good at this.

Lin Qingwei snorted lightly and said:

"Aren't you usually quite eloquent? Doesn't telling a joke stump you? Forget it, I'm sleeping!"

After speaking, Lin Qingwei was about to twist her head to the other side.

Ye Xiaobai was anxious,

"Don't, wife, isn't it just a joke? I'm afraid that after you hear it, you won't be able to sleep laughing!"

Lin Qingweiqiong's nose wrinkled slightly, and said with a smile:

"Bragging!

"Uh......"

Ye Xiaobai's head began to run rapidly, and he recalled it.

Lin Qingwei waited for a while, and seeing that Ye Xiaobai had not followed for a long time, she couldn't help but be a little anxious, and urged:

"You mean!"

Ye Xiaobai hurriedly said:

"Tell me, say it right away, don't you want me to sort out my thoughts first!"

Ye Xiaobai thought about it for a while, and suddenly, I remembered that a few days ago, Zhang Rong's girl, when she was idle and bored, told him a joke, which was quite interesting, so she was ready to borrow flowers to offer Buddha.

"There it is!"

"Hurry up!"

Lin Qingwei suddenly urged again.

Ye Xiaobai cleared his throat before he slowly spoke,

"In other words, once upon a time there was a very, very loving couple, just like the two of us......"

"And then,"

"Then, the old lady fell ill with an incurable disease and was about to die......"

"Ahh

Lin Qingwei couldn't help but interrupt.

Syllable!

Ye Xiaobai directly reached out and patted Lin Qingwei's buttocks,

"Listen well, don't interrupt!"

Lin Qingwei twisted her body and stopped talking.

Ye Xiaobai continued:

The old lady, when she was about to die, took out her treasure chest and said to the old man,

Haven't you, old man, always wanted to know what was in my treasure chest?

The old man opened the treasure chest and looked,

I found three soybeans and a hundred dollars inside.

Then the old lady said,

Over the years, you have been out of the house, when I am lonely and lonely, it is inevitable that the red apricot will go out of the wall, but afterwards I will not go, so every time the red apricot goes out of the wall, I will put a soybean in the box to remind myself.

When the old man heard this, he was naturally very uncomfortable in his heart.

There are three soybeans in it, doesn't that mean that his wife has cheated on him three times!

But when she thought of it, she was now dying, so she sighed and said,

I can't blame you entirely for this, I have indeed snubbed you all these years, but what about the other hundred dollars?"

When Ye Xiaobai said this, he paused slightly, and said with a wicked smile to Lin Qingwei:

"Wife, you are so smart, do you know why there is a hundred dollars in the box?"