Chapter Ninety-Nine: Isn't It Stupid?
Chapter Ninety-Nine: Isn't It Stupid?
Wang Yao is a simple little boy, although he is a scholar, he is still a blind spot in his knowledge of gender. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
However, Wang Yao really doesn't know what the three words 'frigidity' mean, after all, there is no physiology class in the Dragon Kingdom, but from Zheng Xixi's reaction, it can be seen that it should not be a good word.
"What do you say?" Zhao Yu looked stunned, scolded in a low voice, and then looked at Zheng Xixi with an apologetic face, "I'm sorry, she talked nonsense?"
"If no one tells you this kind of thing, can you talk nonsense? Zheng Xixi pressed the anger in his chest, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and smiled very indifferently.
"Oh oh, I'm sorry I said the wrong thing. Zhong Ling blinked at Zheng Xixi with big innocent eyes, but her eyes flashed with provocation, "I just heard our baby say that he has a friend with a cold personality, but I didn't expect it to be really you." ”
"Zhong Ling!" Zhao Yu shouted coldly.
"You murder me?" Zhong Ling raised her eyebrows slightly, and the pity on her face became a little mean, "Zhao Yu, how can you see an old lover who thinks about it day and night, and you can't think about it again?"
"Unreasonable. Zhao Yu's face flushed angrily, and he bowed slightly to Zheng Xixi, "I'm sorry, Xixi, she is rude, you continue to shop, we will gather when we have time." ”
Saying that, Zhao Yu wanted to drag Zhong Ling away, but Zhong Ling shook Zhao Yu away and sneered, "Don't change the day, isn't it good today?" Or do you want to go to the hotel another day to talk in bed?"
Zhong Ling's appearance and voice are good, but the words she said are really annoying, Wang Yao frowned unconsciously, because Zheng Xixi was about to pinch his arm.
In order to save his arm's life, Wang Yao felt that he had to do something, and said with a smile, "It's really unfortunate today, we still have something to do later, you can make an appointment another day." ”
Saying that, Wang Yao took Zheng Xixi's hand and said hello to Sister Sun.
After leaving the store, Zheng Xixi let out a long breath and burst into a foul mouth, "Damn!"
Wang Yao took Zheng Xixi and walked two steps to a women's clothing store in front of him, and patted his head, "I forgot my bag inside, wait for me to go back and get it." ”
"Give me back. Zheng Xixi grabbed Wang Yao, his little face was still a little pale and he was angry, "Don't think I don't know what you want to go back to." ”
Wang Yao smiled with embarrassment, he did go back to reason, "I'll go back and get the bag." ”
"You little ninety-nine. Zheng Xixi wrinkled his nose and snorted lightly, his expression softened a little, "Don't worry about the brain-dead, lose face." ”
Wang Yao smiled: "I know you don't care, but I can't, how can I let my sister be wronged in vain? I just don't want you to see me beating women." ”
Zheng Xixi rolled his eyes at Wang Yao, "It's still amazing, even women dare to fight, it's still not a master." ”
Wang Yao pursed his lips and smiled, "Then what's the matter?" ”
Wang Yao said as he pushed Zheng Xixi into the door of the women's clothing store, pressed her to the sofa under the surprised gaze of the salesperson, took off the high heels on her feet, and easily passed a silk scarf on the table, tying her two slender ankles together.
Because Wang Yao's movements were too sharp, Zheng Xixi didn't have time to struggle, and when she came back to her senses, Wang Yao grabbed her hands again.
"Ahh
Wang Yao tied Zheng Xixi's hands again, and said with a smile, "You can try to untie it yourself, but I will definitely come back before you untie it." ”
Looking at the mischievous smile on Wang Yaojun's face, Zheng Xixi couldn't help crying, "Ah, are you a bandit?"
Wang Yao smiled and got up and said to the stunned waiters who came around, "My sister met her ex-boyfriend and is going to fight with others, for the sake of a harmonious society, don't help her unbutton, I'll be back soon." ”
"No, it won't. The store manager is familiar with Zheng Xixi, swallowed his saliva and said.
"Don't worry, I'll be back in a few minutes. Wang Yao said with a smile.
"Ah, Wang Yao, come back to me!" Zheng Xixi shouted angrily on the sofa.
Wang Yao waved his hand out of the women's clothing store and walked towards the men's clothing store opposite.
After Wang Yao left, the store manager squatted on the side of the sofa and looked at Zheng Xixi, who was writhing on the sofa, "Sister Xixi, did you really meet your ex-boyfriend? ”
"Ahh Zheng Xixi blushed and rolled his eyes, "Quickly bring the scissors and untie them for me." ”
"That's not going to work, it's public property. The store manager said.
"Can't I buy it, hurry up. Zheng Xixi couldn't cry or laugh.
"Let's wait a little bit. The store manager smiled and said, "Sister Xixi, I haven't seen you for a month, I found such a beautiful little handsome guy, Yanfu is not shallow, and the means of tying people are so skillful, I must be very happy." ”
Zheng Xixi's shy neck was red, "Ah, what are you talking nonsense." ”
"It is rumored that you are the goddess of the iceberg for ten thousand years, and you don't get in oil and salt, but I didn't expect to play so exciting. The store manager said with a smile.
"Ahh
When Wang Yao returned to the men's clothing store, Zhao Yu and Zhong Ling seemed to be still arguing, and saw Wang Yao come back and puff up.
Wang Yao walked over with a harmless smile on his face, but Zhao Yu took a small step back inexplicably.
"Let me ask. Wang Yao looked at Zhong Ling and smiled softly, "What do you mean by being cold?"
Zhong Ling looked at Wang Yao's sincere smile, paused for a moment, and sneered lightly, "Don't pretend to be lips, young man." ”
"I really don't understand. Wang Yao scratched his head shyly, "Can you explain." ”
Thinking that Wang Yao was here to find trouble, Zhong Ling was obviously not a fuel-efficient lamp, and sneered, "I don't understand, right, my sister will tell you, what about frigidity, it's just that I'm not interested in going to bed, there's something wrong, understand?"
Wang Yao frowned, "Is it the meaning of insomnia?"
Zhong Ling was stunned for a moment, and finally covered her mouth and laughed.
Zhao Yu's expression was a little weird, and he looked at Wang Yao and looked at the fool, "Brother, what happened just now was wrong with us, Xixi, she wasn't angry." ”
"It's kind of angry. Wang Yao smiled, "That's what it means, I thought it was." ”
Saying that, Wang Yao nodded at Zhao Yu, "You and Sister Xixi are college classmates?"
"They've been with objects before. Zhong Ling laughed enough, and sneered meaningfully, "Otherwise, Zheng Xixi would have insomnia, how could he be so clear." ”
Zhao Yu's face was ugly.
Wang Yao frowned and nodded, "Insomnia is not a serious illness, there is no need to say it everywhere as a joke, it is very disrespectful to people." ”
Wang Yao's serious expression made Zhao Yu and Zhong Ling almost believe it, and finally the two of them looked at Wang Yao like fools.
"Little brother, come here. At this time, Sister Sun beckoned to Wang Yao.
Wang Yao walked over.
"Are you really stupid or pretending to be stupid? You don't understand that they bully Xixi, are they men?" Sister Sun frowned and said coldly.
Wang Yao was stunned, "I can see it, and they also apologized." ”
"Are you so stupid?" Sister Sun looked at Wang Yao's sincere expression and was stunned, "That slanderer surnamed Zhao is cold." ”
"Didn't you apologize just now?" Wang Yao said suspiciously.
"Fool!" the annoyed Sister Sun patted Wang Yao and whispered in Wang Yao's ear to explain what frigidity was.
Wang Yao listened to the dilation of his pupils, and his expression was shocked.
Although he doesn't know what frigidity is, he has watched some "Dream of Red Mansions" about men and women, and those are extremely private things.
The corners of Wang Yao's mouth twitched, and he was very angry in his heart, no wonder Zheng Xixi was so angry just now.
At the same time, Wang Yao also admired Zheng Xixi's self-control, which was able to suppress the fire without breaking out.
Although Wang Yao has no intention of making trouble, there are some things that he must ask Zheng Xixi for an explanation, otherwise he will be sorry for Zheng Xixi to be so good to him.
Wang Yao took a deep breath, straightened up and walked back to Zhao Yu's side, squinting his eyes, "Have you really been in love with Sister Xixi?"
Zhong Ling looked at Wang Yao coming back again, and felt that it was quite interesting to tease the fool, "Of course, Zheng Xixi didn't tell you?" The two of them fell in love when they were in college, and then Zheng Xixi 'lost sleep', which made Zhao Yu really unbearable. ”
Wang Yao's eyes flashed with coldness, and he looked directly at Zhao Yu.
It seems that there is some doubt about Wang Yao's IQ, and what makes Zhao Yu angry is that Zheng Xixi actually found a fool, so his tone is also a little unkind, "Yes, she didn't tell you?"
"Why did you break up?" asked Wang Yao.
"Didn't you say that? because Zheng Xixi 'insomnia'. Zhong Ling laughed.
"Shut up. Wang Yao snorted coldly, and the momentum that burst out of his body in an instant shocked Zhong Ling's body.
Zhao Yu also froze.
"Why did you break up?" Wang Yao asked again.
"Why don't you ask her yourself?" Zhao Yu felt that Wang Yao might have a nervous disorder, so he didn't bother to entangle with him.
"Originally, I came to tell you, it's good to get together and disperse, and it's rude to say bad things about people behind your back, but I didn't expect that your impoliteness simply refreshed the three views. Wang Yao narrowed his eyes slightly, with an indifferent smile on the corner of his mouth, "Using his ex-girlfriend's private affairs as a joke, and saying behind others' backs is what a man should do?"
Zhao Yu frowned, "I said it all, it was a misunderstanding, it was Zhong Ling who said nonsense." ”
"Hey, it's not, you said that she wouldn't let you lie on the same bed with her, you can't touch your hands, you are conservative like an ancient woman, you can't stand it and break up with her. Zhong Ling smiled and said, "But looking at her helping this little handsome guy put on a belt just now, it's completely different from what you said, people may just not like you." ”
This sentence made Zhao Yu angry all of a sudden, glared at Zhong Ling with a cold face, and walked towards the door.
"It's a wreck. Zhong Ling hugged her shoulders and snorted coldly.
Wang Yao reached out and grabbed Zhao Yu's shoulder, who was passing by by mistake.
"Let go?" Zhao Yu, who was suppressing his anger, shook his shoulder, and shouted when he found that he had not broken free.
"Did I say you could go?" Wang Yao looked at Zhao Yu slightly, curled the corners of his mouth and smiled weirdly.
Zhao Yu looked at Wang Yao's weird smile, and an ominous omen flashed in his heart, and he subconsciously wanted to break free from Wang Yao's clamps.