On the stage, Li Fan has gradually improved.

"If you want to talk about the influence of our "Starry Sky Speech", that's really big, I heard that there are still audiences from other places at the scene......? I feel so honored that Shanghai is here too!"

The audience is heckling again!

Li Fan paused slightly, "When you come to the capital today, you finally know what it is that can breathe painfully!"

"Poof—"

"Haha, no, I laughed!"

"I don't want to play the song of my idol Zhang Tianwang!"

The song "Breathing Pain" also exists in this world, but it is just another song of the same name entirely.

Li Fan continued: "Why do I want to do the speech "Goodbye, Haze!", and start with my aunt, she had cataract surgery in the capital, and went to the hospital to remove the stitches this morning, and then she went to the balcony to take a look, and immediately became anxious, and after finding the doctor, she went up with a mouth, "Seeing that the audience was stunned, Li Fan continued, "My aunt scolded: 'You have a leg, why did my operation fail?'"

"Hahaha-"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's still failed, isn't that smog!"

……

Li Fan struck while the iron was hot and said, "Is it because I didn't give a red envelope?"

A young man was so happy that he slapped his thigh, and the big man next to him glared angrily, "Damn, buddy, you slapped my leg!"

At this time, the audience has already laughed, how have you heard these jokes in this time and space?

Li Fan was in a state of great openness at this time, "Okay, because of my aunt, our speech today was born." The speech officially begins, you can applaud, everyone has come to the scene, and more applause can shake the dust...... Spirit!"

"Wow-"

There was warm applause at the scene!

Li Fan pressed the remote control, and four photos appeared on the big screen, namely the majestic Great Wall, the towering International Trade Center, the beautiful Summer Palace, and Li Fan's selfie.

"This is the impression of the capital and myself before I came to the capital. After Li Fan finished speaking, he clicked on the remote control again, and the big screen was replaced by four almost identical photos, which were gray and blurry, and the content could not be distinguished at all.

Li Fan pointed to the big screen and said: "This is the photo I took around yesterday, well, the ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny!"

Applause, applause!

After a few laughs in a row, I saw the audience's enthusiastic response, which greatly strengthened Li Fan's confidence. Then, his speech relaxed, free, and swayed, and he tried to mobilize facial expressions and body language to begin the rest of his speech.

"In the face of this hateful smog, it's useless to complain, we have to find a solution. First of all, we must find out the root cause of the smog, what exactly causes the smog? Some people say that it is caused by steelmaking and ironmaking, and some people say that it is caused by heating in the northeast, but now is summer, and the most bizarre thing is that some experts say that it is mainly because of cooking and stir-frying!" Li Fan said with his eyes wide and surprised.

The audience will smile heartily.

Indeed, a brain-dead expert threw out such a magical argument not long ago, and was scolded by everyone on Weibo for being a bloody dog.

"If that's the case, I wonder how this expert can give advice on governance, especially in a megacity like Beijing!

"Poof—"

"Hahaha-"

The audience burst into laughter.

"Do you want to stir-fry in the future?" Li Fan paused, the audience laughed, Li Fan continued, "Is it even possible that you can't stir-fry without a Beijing hukou?" pause, the audience laughed, Li Fan continued, "If it is really governed in this way, the following reports may appear in our legal program in the future, today our public security police successfully cracked an illegal cooking gang composed of three people in the Xisi Hutong of the capital, and the public security police successfully seized pots and spoons and other crime tools when they arrived at the scene!"

Li Fan paused every time he said a word, leaving the audience plenty of time to react.

At this time, all the audience at the scene laughed and fell down! Leaning forward and closing back! "Heartbreaking"!

Backstage, Sun Feifei was already holding her stomach and laughing;

Yue Fei's face was full of folds and trembled, and he almost didn't turn it up in one breath.

Li Fan saw that everyone had laughed enough, and then continued in the previous paragraph: "And a plate of fish-flavored shredded pork that was just illegally cooked!!"

"Poof!"

"It's so funny!"

"No, no, no, I'm already laughing. ”

"Ha-ha-ha!" An audience member really couldn't stop laughing.

Where have you ever seen such a speech full of laughter throughout the whole process! This paragraph after paragraph is unheard of, and the brain is open!

Li Fan patted his chest at this time and said: "Everyone is responsible for controlling haze, especially our contemporary students, everyone must do their part in the face of haze, contribute their own strength to the improvement of the environment, and the school must naturally guide it well.

Everyone was curious and puzzled.

"The famous school motto is, virtue carries "fog", self-improvement does not 'suck'!" Li Fan finished speaking, and inhaled vigorously through his nose.

Everyone reacted instantly! Dare you to get involved with Chenhua University!

The Chenhua students present were stunned by laughter at this moment.

"Wow-"

Warm applause rang out again.

"To be honest, we don't have a good way to control smog, we can't just rely on us to suck like this, right? You're right?"

Some of the audience nodded.

"Let's imagine something like this. As soon as Steel and Aluminum Man, Red Giant, Mantis Man, and Centipede Man got off the plane, they were dumbfounded, and they were ashamed to book tickets home. At this time, Optimus Prime also had to book tickets, and the Red Giant was curious about you and asked, "Optimus Prime, you can definitely help the people here! You don't need to breathe!" Li Fan paused and said in frustration, "Optimus Prime silently raised his head, 'I need to shake the number!'"

In this world, there are also many superheroes in American movies, which are very similar to the time and space of the earth, and some are even identical.

"Our people have one advantage - they can endure. Come to think of it, our stomachs are soaked in Sudan dyes, gutter oil, etc., and a haze is not fatal, but foreigners can't stand it. I'm afraid everyone has heard the news of the resignation of the ambassador of a certain country and his return to China a while ago, right?"

The audience let out a "hmm".

"According to rumors, a reporter asked, 'This is your second hometown, don't you want to take a handful of soil from your hometown with you?' The ambassador said with sincerity, 'Bring it, your lungs are full!'"

……

The paragraphs are one after another, there is no half nonsense, the applause is wave after wave, and it can't be stopped at all, this is a hilarious speech, and it is also a speech that is timely and down-to-earth!

The young man on the stage was humorous and humorous, the audience was responsible for laughing, and the media had already pressed the shutter countless times, and a photo was frozen.

And the excitement continues.

(PS: Dear friends, because I'm not at home tonight, the evening chapter was released earlier than the day.) ）