“…… The Jia woman fell and died, which was more courageous than the prime minister's heart, and the father and son of the Huang family reversed the five levels. A Su Daji is not a human being, and he destroyed the world of the King of Su for 600 years, are you also comparable to Su Daji?"

When the voice fell, everyone was stupid.

You Yong and Cheng Yuanyuan don't know right or wrong, they have already broken this paragraph when they started art.

The old man Dong Heming's beard trembled, and some fragments jumped out of his vague memory, and those fragmentary fragments corresponded to this "Not a Person".

Dong Heming asked excitedly, "This is what your master taught you?"

"No, my master Wang Yongfa is my enlightenment teacher, he didn't teach me much, this paragraph is what I saw in my grandfather's books when I was a child. ”

Li Fan has an extra heart, he didn't say that he was taught by his "master", if everything is pushed on the master, then his master will become a mythical figure, a folk master, and then naturally many artists will come to visit. As a result, when they went to the village, they saw that their master was sitting in front of the computer and hooking up with the girl, wouldn't that be a joke?

Master Wang Yongfa's role has to withdraw from the stage of history, and in the future, bizarre things will be pushed to the grandfather who has been dead for many years, the grandfather always listened to cross talk when he was young, and he is one of the few people in the village who has studied high school, and there are miscellaneous old books at home, and the things in the family will disappear after the death of the person.

The master lives in isolation, basically does not interact with others, and has all the characteristics of making Li Fan a mysterious master, anyway, if there is anything unclear in the future, he will push it to the master Yes, the master has knowledge, Li Fan estimates that his old man will be very happy!

Li Fan decided to use this set of words to fool these people in this time and space.

You Yong asked suspiciously: "What you said is "Eight Screens"? Are you sure?"

Dong Heming squinted his eyes and said: "Yes, what he said is that all the vague passages in my memory have been found in this paragraph of "Not a Person" just now! This paragraph evokes my childhood memories." ”

Then, a series of questions smashed at Li Fan:

"Where is that book now?"

……

"What about the publishing house, you should remember the publishing house with your memory!"

……

"What, your amazing memory and selective memory?"

……

After fooling everyone in the room, Li Fan breathed a sigh of relief, why are you 100,000?

Everyone in the room looked at Li Fan with an extremely strange look at this time, and through that surprised look, we could spy on the scenes rising in their brains: in the corner of the village, there was a low earthen house, and there were several old bookcases in the earthen house, and there were miscellaneous books lying in it. An old and mysterious old man sat on the kang and smoked a dry cigarette, and he looked kindly at the little child who was lying in the bookcase and flipping through the books......

Li Fan really doesn't want to make up nonsense to deceive people, but otherwise it really won't make sense, but they still love to break the casserole and ask in the end, Li Fan regretted it a little, he shouldn't have made a master in the first place, and directly pushed it all to his own master, simple and rude!

Huang Yuqi retracted her stunned eyes and continued: "Okay, let's connect the next listener's hot money." ”

The phone is connected.

Audience: "Haha, Li Fan, I found out that you just made a lot of mistakes in "Eight Screens"!

Li Fan propped up the two chairs with both hands, poked his head out, and said, "Tell me about it." ”

"First of all, the word 'long live' began in the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, there is an allusion here, saying that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, who wanted to live a long life, went to Songshan Taimur Mountain to worship the heavens, and the officials who followed heard someone shouting 'Long live' at the bottom of the mountain, and called out three times in a row, and the officials asked the people on the mountain, but the people on the mountain said that they did not shout, but they also heard it; When I asked the people under the mountain, they also said that they heard it, but they didn't shout.

Therefore, this incident was recorded as 'auspicious'. Since Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, there has been a saying that 'long live the mountain'! The master of ceremonies shouted: 'Hooray!' and the ministers: 'Hurray!' The master of ceremonies shouted again: 'Hurrah!' and the ministers: 'Hurrah!'

Therefore, Li Fan, you are wrong, there was no saying of 'long live the mountain' during the period of King Shang!"

Li Fan smiled: "First of all, what I am talking about is what I saw from the manuscript, it is the work of the predecessors, I just narrated it word for word, it is not correct for you to say that I am wrong, and it is the fault of the predecessors to make mistakes." Secondly, this paragraph of "Not a Human", at the beginning, quotes the first episode of "The Romance of the Gods", "The King of the Gods Nuwa Palace Enters the Incense", which is the root of the disease, and the mistake is "The Romance of the Gods".

And "Not a Man" quotes "The Romance of the Gods" is slightly modified, "Not a Man" in "Long Live the Mountain", and in "The Romance of the Gods", it is "The Mountain Calls the Minister", if you say it wrong, it is not 'Long live' that is wrong, but 'Mountain Hu'!"

There was no sound on the phone, and there was no sound in the live room.

When encountering relatively in-depth knowledge of Chinese culture, several cross talk professionals can only listen quietly.

Li Fan paused, and then said: "The word 'long live' was not pioneered by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, it was frequently used by people back to the Warring States Period, and further forward, there are also synonyms in the Spring and Autumn Period of the Western Zhou Dynasty!"

In the early days, 'long live' was a eulogy and a blessing that anyone could use without distinction of class, and it could also be used as a nickname for 'death', such as 'long live the widow, who will be happy with it?', and it was also a cheering language, which translated into the vernacular was "Wow, that's great!" and "Amazing!......

And after Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty claimed to be long live, the term was not completely privatized by the emperor at that time.

Do you have any questions?"

The audience on the other end of the line thought for a moment, "That's gone!"

Huang Yuqi joked: "Didn't this listener find a lot of mistakes?"

"Not anymore!"

Hanging up the phone, Huang Yuqi asked: "Li Fan, I found a particularly obvious mistake in this "Eight Screens", the king said: 'What kind of public virtue does Nuwa have, I will take ten thousand times and send incense?' This word 'I' is the exclusive title of the emperor since Qin Shi Huang!"

Li Fan said lightly: "This word 'I' existed objectively before Qin Shi Huang, and Qin used to mean 'my' or 'me'. In the oracle bone inscription, the singular first-person case is used, for example, in "Lisao", "I am the emperor and said Boyong." It means: 'My father's name is Boyong.' Therefore, there is no problem in using the word 'I' here.

"Erya Commentary" cloud: 'I, the body. ', the ancients all called themselves I, that's what it means!"

Li Fan said, everyone continued to be confused, and they couldn't talk at all. Li Fan said in his heart: If you are engaged in the art of quyi, can't you read more books?

Huang Yuqi nodded: "Oh yes, can it also be said that 'widows' can be said here?"

"Inaccurate, before the Qin Dynasty, the general princes called themselves widows, and the weaker princes called themselves 'lonely', like Xia Shang Zhou Tianzi more commonly used 'to one person', of course, this is not absolute. Many history books are also inaccurate. ”

Huang Yuqi pursed her lips, and looked at everyone again, everyone was in a state of half-understanding.

Li Fan said: "From everyone's questioning of this paragraph of "Eight Screens", I can boldly draw a conclusion, the creation of any quyi book must rely on the cultivation of Chinese culture to the root, even if it is a common person's work, the basic common sense cannot be wrong, because quyi art needs to be promoted to the public, and we can't promote the wrong things!"

"Okay, that's a good point!" Huang Yuqi happily took the palm.

Li Fan proposed: "Why don't we bring the topic back to cross talk itself?"

The cross talk masters are happy, this is what I can do!

"Okay, let's talk about cross talk again!"

"That's right, let's talk about cross talk!"

……

The corners of Li Fan's mouth smiled slightly, he was just about to sit down, only to see Cheng Zhongbao get up immediately, he pulled Li Fan over, and whispered: "You come and sit." ”

Li Fan waved his hand again and again, but he still let Cheng Zhongbao pull it over.

Cheng Zhongbao sat on the chair in the back row with a squeak, he wiped his sweat, the main coffee seat is really not easy to sit!

Talking about cross talk again, Li Fan has become a role that everyone can no longer ignore, every time Li Fan wants to speak, everyone listens carefully with their ears up, let alone the self-righteous "rescue".

Human nature is very strange, when a "layman" breaks into his profession, the first reaction of 99 out of 100 people is that he can't do it, why did he come?

This kind of thinking is a normal psychological activity, think about it from another perspective, if Li Fan attended a literary seminar, and suddenly a popular actress also sat in the conference room. Then Li Fan and the others must also think, why did you come here? You are just a female star, but you have published an autobiography of a photo book full of photos, why did you come to participate in a literary seminar?

Right?

Everybody is like that!

Then Li Fan has to tell you why I came. The set poem, I will, Guankou, is simple, and I will give you a lost part of "Eight Screens"! I also have to tell you the common sense of Chinese culture behind "Eight Screens"!

When a little bit of his talent was revealed, those who did not understand why he was invited immediately changed their minds. Next, it is not an exaggeration to say that everyone is "in awe"! Because he will also create!

"Now it's very rare for cross talk actors to know how to write peaceful lyrics. As for its inheritance, the student is not talented and has created an article called "The Legend of the White Snake", or should everyone check it?"

Old man Dong Heming said: "Sing and listen, it's okay!"

Li Fan cleared his throat and sang:

"The beautiful scenery of the West Lake is unparalleled in the world,

The strange flowers and plants on both sides of the strait are fragrant in all seasons,

That spring outing Su Causeway peach red willow green,

Summer lotus flowers are reflected in the pond,

……”

Everyone was stunned in an instant, this word is beautifully written, and this voice is a must!

The opening of the repulsion, the middle part of the mouth, the support and the flow board singing are all very skillful, especially the use of Li Fan's nasal voice, if a layman can't appreciate it at all.

Everyone was stunned, how to evaluate it?

If you want to rap flawlessly, this is impossible! It's more or less flawed, after all, Li Fan is not a professional, and he has never sung on stage, he is just a super audiophile. But even so, except for Dong Lao, who is qualified to comment, no one else is qualified, because most of them don't even know how to write Taiping lyrics?

Not to mention the little characters, even Cheng Yuanyuan can't do it! If you ask him, what will he do? He will buy high heels for little girls!

“

……

The White Lady pressed on the Leifeng Tower,

All day by day,

It's a pity that it took eighteen years for the number of disasters to be full,

Xu Mengjiao met her mother under this Leifeng Tower. ”

After singing a song, the applause was strong!

"Good! Sing well!"

"I didn't expect you kid to sing Taiping lyrics!"

"It's not just about singing, it's about creating, it's so commendable!"

"Among the young cross talk actors, you are the number one character!"

Look, this is called fast, and in a blink of an eye, you have become a young cross talk actor, don't look at everyone, you only know that you performed at the welcome party of Beijing University, but I recognize you!

"Is this what your master taught, or is it your grandfather?"

"My grandfather!"

Everyone nodded, well, the master is really in the people!

……

At 9 o'clock, the whole show ended.

"Welcome everyone to continue listening to our program at the same time tomorrow, goodbye!"

Pulling down the volume, Huang Yuqi excitedly pulled Li Fan and said: "You sang your little song just now, it's amazing!

Li Fan smiled, "Where am I now? These seniors sing better, I still want to ask a few seniors!"

Cheng Yuan didn't squeak, he couldn't sing Taiping lyrics, and he couldn't say a few paragraphs completely, he was the only one left in his life, so he became an artist.

There is a cross talk master who said well, what is the way to become an artist? Simple, you have to be healthy, you boil others to death, you become a senior, then you are an artist!

You Yong sings well, but he has never created works, and the same is true for Dong Heming, he sang very well when he was young, but they are all works created by others.

It was still the old man Dong Heming who lived a frank life, he said: "When I was 18 years old, you couldn't sing me, but I couldn't create." Your voice is blessed with a little guidance, and your future is limitless!"

"Dong Lao Miao is in love, the class has an axe, you are always smiling!"

Dong Heming leaned over and patted Li Fan's arm, very relieved, he was also a tall and handsome guy when he was young, and it was hard to pat the young man's shoulder.

Li Fan's time was very urgent, and there was no time to waste any more, so he hurriedly said goodbye to everyone and pulled Gu Yating to catch the plane.

The masters of the three schools of art looked at the back of Li Fan's departure, and felt a lot of emotion in their hearts, one was to surprise the birth of young talents, the second was to lament the indisputability of cross talk, and the third was to worry about the future development.

As a national intangible cultural heritage, the word "heritage" is not a good word, it represents the endangerment and incompatibility with modern society.

"Xiao Yong, the responsibility of saving cross talk on the front line falls on your shoulders!"

"I can't do it, all my colleagues work together, everyone picks up materials and the flame is high!"

……

After a few nonsense words, the name Li Fan came to mind, maybe he can become the inheritor of the cross talk industry?

Obviously, they underestimated Li Fan's ambitions, and Li Fan had two major goals in life: first, to eat and drink without worry, free and happy. Second, inherit Chinese culture, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and songs, opera and dance skills, etc.

The reason why it is "inheritance" rather than "revitalization" is because the word "revitalization" is unrealistic.

10,000 Li Fan can't do it!

Li Fan strives to use the image of a folk art worker to make the trickle of art not dry up, even if he has done a big thing. He is also very precise about his positioning: to be a participant in individual art genres, a recorder of other art genres.

A person's energy is extremely limited, Li Fan has a long way to go, and he has to take a certain amount of time to relax and play, so take your time.

The car was speeding on the road, and Gu Yating was deeply interested in Li Fan's grandfather, after all, that old man was amazing.

Gu Yating flashed her big eyes and said, "Li Fan, what books do you have in your grandfather's box?"

"There are all kinds of things, "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Dream of Red Mansions", "The History of Confucianism", "Postpartum Care of a Pig", "Girl's Heart"——"

"A Girl's Heart?"

Li Fan glared and said, "Is there any problem?"

"No problem!"

"No problem, it's a problem, a big problem, you've seen it!"

"I didn't!!"

"You have!"

"No !!"