I don't know what's going on, the leaders of Beijing Radio are very good at taking shelves.

This is Li Fan's first contact with the leaders of Beijing Radio and Television, and he suddenly felt that although Director Shi was very polite, his feelings were also very restrained, and he shook hands with Li Fan, and then he turned around and left.

This is somewhat different from the leaders of other satellite TV that Li Fan has been in contact with.

Maybe it's because of his personal personality? Maybe it's because of the strong background of Beijing Radio and Television? Li Fan didn't know.

The staff were very welcoming, and when they were led to the lounge, a lot of compliments poured in.

Li Fan has heard these words in the past two years, with a polite smile on his face, let them go, after all, they are not scolding themselves, say go!

Li Fan just stepped into the lounge, but saw five people sitting on the chair, one of whom Li Fan knew, it was You Yong, and the others didn't know.

The staff immediately introduced him, the 75-year-old elder is Cheng Yuanyuan, the predecessor of Cheng Pai cross talk, he brought his apprentice and grandson today, and his grandson is in his early 20s, an obese young man named Yan Xishen.

You Yong also brought an apprentice, a thin man in his early 30s.

Li Fan greeted everyone one by one, and only chatted a few words, but saw that the door of the lounge opened again, and two people, an old man and a young man, walked in at the door, the old man was nearly 90 years old, hunched over, his beard was white, the young man was eighteen or nineteen years old, his eyebrows were heavy and his nose was collapsed, but his complexion was very full, he carefully helped the elder and walked into the lounge.

Seeing this, everyone hurriedly got up.

"Dong Lao is good!"

"Dong Lao has been in good health recently, right?"

……

The two people who came here were Dong Heming and his great-grandson Dong Cheng.

"Everyone's blessing, the body is still complete!"

Dong Cheng didn't expect to see Li Fan again, he looked at him in surprise, his heart suddenly tightened, and he lamented the snobbery of the column group a little. How much cross talk does Li Fan know? Don't invite him because he is popular and happens to say a cross talk.

"Art Grand View Garden", this is a matter of the art circle, and the people invited are the biggest names in the cross talk industry at present, why did a Li Fan suddenly come in?

Presumably many people in the room have Dong Cheng's thoughts, of course, most of them may not have seen Li Fan's cross talk, even if they do, everyone will laugh and pass, in this industry that pays attention to seniority and pays attention to the mountain gate, Li Fan can't get into their eyes at all.

Out of human instinct, these cross talk practitioners are more opposed to Li Fan participating in the show from the bottom of their hearts, after all, this is an exchange between cross talk artists.

Li Fan and Gu Yating sat on the side, listening to their chat, and basically didn't have any chance to talk, and of course they didn't think much about talking.

These people were polite on the surface, but Li Fan listened to their back-and-forth conversations, and suddenly felt that they were competing in secret. He remembered a wise saying: peers are enemies!

This sentence will remain true for another 1,000 years, and it will be true everywhere.

……

In the live broadcast room, the staff was moving chairs in front of the live broadcast stage, when Director Shi walked in, he looked at the chairs labeled, and said: "There are five chairs in the front row, except for the host Sister Qi, the first chair is for Chairman You Yongyou, followed by Dong Heming, Cheng Yuanyuan, and the most one is left for Li Fan." The five chairs in the back row are just as you like, it doesn't matter. ”

"Okay Director!"

At this time, the host Huang Yuqi came over, "Director, have all the guests arrived?"

"It's all here, by the way, Xiaoqi, give Li Fan more opportunities to speak. ”

Huang Yuqi snapped her fingers, "I understand, I know in my heart, I have studied Li Fan's homework thoroughly." ”

"That's good. ”

"What about the director, I'm going to meet with the guests?"

"Good!"

Huang Yuqi carried a handbag and walked quickly to the lounge, she pushed the door in, and found Li Fan and Gu Yating in the corner at first sight, she smiled gently, waved at them, and then greeted several seniors in the cross talk world.

"Hello Dong Lao, you are still so tough, Cheng Lao is younger than the last time I met......

Li Fan sneered, the radio host has a good mouth, and can talk and talk, after all, the salary depends entirely on one mouth.

After greeting everyone in the room, Huang Yuqi stretched out his hand to Li Fan, "Hello, Li Fan, it's a pleasure to meet you." ”

"Hello, Sister Yuqi. ”

When Huang Yuqi grabbed Gu Yating's hands, the natural closeness between women was revealed, "Yo, this big girl is really handsome, tsk, really smart." ”

"Sister Yuqi is beautiful!"

…… (A thousand words are omitted in the middle, touting each other.) ）

As soon as 6:40 arrived, Huang Yuqi got up and said, "Teachers, please come to the live broadcast room with me." ”

Li Fan hurriedly got up, came to Dong Heming's side, gently held his right arm, and he and Dong Cheng walked out of the lounge with Dong Lao.

Dong Cheng squinted his eyes and looked at Li Fan, didn't say anything, then looked at it again, and said in his heart: This kid is really good at being a man.

Everyone walked into the live broadcast room, and Huang Yuqi hurriedly arranged for everyone to sit down.

"Teacher You, sit here!"

"No, no, no, Dong Lao is an old-timer, and Dong Lao sits in the first place. ”

Dong Lao waved his hand, "No, Xiao Yong is the chairman, and he should be the first." ”

……

Everyone was polite to each other, let them come and go, but they still sat down according to the name on the chair, and the result was still the same, but the process of mutual courtesy was indispensable.

After the first three masters sat down, something happened to Li Fan.

Huang Yuqi looked at Li Fan, and was about to say that he should sit in the last seat of the first row, next to Cheng Yuanyuan, but she just opened her mouth, but saw Cheng Yuanyuan wave his hand to his grandson, "Xiaobao, come and sit here grandpa." ”

Cheng Zhongbao looked at his grandfather, and then at the words "Li Fan" on the seat, he hesitated, "Grandpa, this is Li Fan's seat." ”

"Oh, yes, old eyes, let the boy sit down. ”

Li Fan laughed in his heart, it would be nice if he was really dizzy, if not, then a broken chair would still be snatched around, would it fall or not?

Li Fan said with a smile: "Your grandfather and grandson are sitting, just a chair, and you can sit anywhere." ”

Cheng Yuanyuan glanced at his grandson and said, "That's right, it's just a chair, sit down." ”

"I'm sorry. After Cheng Zhongbao greeted Li Fan, he sat down awkwardly.

It doesn't matter if there is a row in the back, everyone sits down casually, Li Fan is Gu Yating on the left, and Dong Cheng is on the right, everyone is ready, this episode of the show is about to start.

Huang Yuqi sulked while looking at the time, Li Fan is the main coffee, you put Li Fan in the second row, how inconvenient is it to speak?

7 o'clock sharp.

Huang Yuqi wore a headset, turned down the volume, and said into the microphone: "Hello everyone, this is the comprehensive frequency of Beijing Radio Station, the program "Art Grand View Garden", today we invited three cross talk masters and young scholars, cultural idol Li Fan, please say hello to the audience." ”

"Hello everyone, I'm You Yong. ”

"Hello everyone, I'm Dong Heming. ”

"Hello everyone, I'm Cheng Yuanyuan!"

Li Fan also said hello to the audience, but Huang Yuqi turned around and lip-synced Li Fan: The voice is small!

Li Fan had no choice but to get up, poke his head out of the gap between the two chairs in front of him, and said to Mike: "Hello everyone, I'm Li Fan!"

With that, Li Fan sat back in his chair.

Huang Yuqi continued: "The art of cross talk, formed in the Qing Dynasty Xianfeng Tongzhi period, after the early glory, and due to specific historical reasons, resulting in the loss of many classics, the cross talk inheritance is even more green and yellow, to this day, in addition to a routine program of the Spring Festival Gala, it is difficult for the people to see cross talk."

Today, our three masters sit together and talk about the past, today and future of cross talk. Similarly, as a young generation of cross talk lovers, Li Fan also participated in the discussion on behalf of the current young friends. ”

……

Outside the live broadcast room, Director Shi had just come to the glass door, he looked inside, frowned, and said, "Why is Li Fan sitting in the back?"

The staff next to him said: "Old Man Cheng asked his grandson to sit next to him, and Li Fan gave in." ”

Director Shi nodded and didn't say anything.

Indoors.

Huang Yuqi said: "I heard that at the beginning of our cross talk, there were two ways to perform?"

You Yong nodded, "Indeed, there was originally a distinction between 'Dark Spring' and 'Bright Spring', and you may not know the difference between the two. The phase performed in the curtain is called 'dark spring', and the phase performed in public is called 'Ming Chun', but three years after the Qing Xuantong, there is only 'Ming Chun'. ”

"There are four lessons in cross talk, can a few teachers explain it to you?"

Cheng Yuanyuan said: "Four homework lessons to learn to sing, which refers to: tongue twisters, penetration, set poems, counting treasures, etc., tongue twisters everyone knows too well, as for the tongue twister, it is divided into two kinds: big and small, of which the big one is generally hundreds of sentences, the most famous is "Reporting the Name of the Dish", and now those who learn to perform also practice "Reporting the Name of the Dish". ”

Huang Yuqi said: "Oh, then this young generation may not know much about it, Li Fan, do you know the name of the dish?"

Li Fan got up, leaned over, and said to Mike, "I know!"

Huang Yuqi asked again: "Then will you say?"

Li Fan said modestly: "I know a little bit about fur." ”

Cheng Yuanyuan said: "Now young people, it's good to know a little fur, but it's not an expert who can't say it right at all, this "Newspaper Dish Name" requires the rhythm of the words to be said in a bright breath, like a string of pearls and jade to the end, not an expert is not good at all, the words are required to be round, and the mouth is as fast as a knife!"

Li Fan didn't say anything, this "Reporting the Name of the Dish" is too basic, and it must be learned at the entry level.

Cheng Yuanyuan said: "Cheng Zhongbao, you show it to the audience and friends." ”

Cheng Zhongbao cleared his throat: "I invite you to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear's paws, steamed deer tails, roasted duck, roasted chickens, roasted geese, braised pigs, braised ducks, sauced chickens, bacon, and Songhua tripies...... Is that okay?"

Cheng Yuanyuan nodded, "Well, everyone heard it, Guankou requires the actor to have a bright voice, clear words, correct and round words, and a good mouth, either professional or reading lines, not at all." ”

Huang Yuqi said again: "Then what is the set poem? Dong Lao, please explain it to the audience and friends." ”

Dong Heming's old voice sounded: "In our cross talk, the average stand-up comedy actor recites these four or eight lines of poetry before performing, but now the stand-up comedy is basically extinct, and most of the set poems have been lost. ”

"What is the purpose of the set poem?"

"The main thing is to attract the audience, and the content of this finale can have nothing to do with the content of the performance. But many of the finale poems have been lost, but it's a pity!"

Huang Yuqi threw the conversation to Li Fan again and asked, "Li Fan, as a cross talk lover, you may not have even heard of it." ”

Li Fan continued to say modestly: "I know a little bit about it, many of the set poems have been lost, it's a pity. ”

Huang Yuqi said again: "Then masters, who can show it to the audience and friends?"

You Yong turned around and signaled to his disciple, the tall and thin man hurriedly raised his hand, and after seeing the host nodding, he also got up and leaned into the microphone and said:

"The turtle used to deceive the frog in the well,

Dapeng spreads its wings around the world.

The strongest of the stronger are the stronger of the hand,

Don't boast in front of others. ”

"Okay!" Huang Yuqi clapped her hands and cheered, and when she saw Cheng Zhongbao raise her hand, she said, "Zhong Bao will say one more." ”

Cheng Zhongbao said: "Then I'll also say one,

Wine is a poison that pierces the intestines, and color is a steel knife that scrapes bones,

Wealth is a seedling that harms others and benefits oneself, and gas is a smokeless cannon.

The four pieces will be completed in the future, and it will not be long before a fraction of a second.

Persuading the gentleman not to love the highest is the right way to self-cultivation. ”

"Okay, wonderful! It's hard for us ordinary people to learn these set poems. ”

You Yong said: "That's natural, it's all passed down by word of mouth from generation to generation in our cross talk world, and there aren't many of them handed down, everyone knows that history." ”

Huang Yuqi turned his head and asked, "Li Fan, will you?"

Before Li Fan could answer, everyone in the room burst into laughter, after all, this thing is not only professional, but also out of the way, Huaguo has basically never seen anyone say it in the theater for decades, and the younger generation of cross talk actors know very little, let alone a layman.

Just as Li Fan was about to answer, You Yong said: "Don't look at these short lines of poetry, but I can't hear it in China anymore, and I haven't heard it in any theater since the 90s of the last century." Li Fan, how can he know, but, Li Fan, you can vote under my door in the future, and I will teach you by hand. ”

Huang Yuqi said excitedly: "Li Fan, this is a good opportunity!"

Li Fan once again took out his master's words, but everyone frowned, who is Wang Yongfa? Moreover, Wang Yongfa, a cross talk actor that everyone has never heard of, how can he be compared with You Yong?

……

The first part of this show is basically to popularize the common sense of cross talk, Huang Yuqi repeatedly threw the conversation to Li Fan, hoping that Li Fan would say a few more words, but every time he was interrupted by others halfway.

Especially Cheng Yuanyuan, he finally led his grandson to the last radio show, and he tried his best to support his grandson. You Yong didn't do it anymore when he saw this, you praise your grandson, I have to support my apprentice.

So on the surface, the interview was very harmonious, but in essence, they were trying to find ways to give their own people a chance to perform.

Li Fan, a layman, has been on the show for 20 minutes, and he hasn't even said 10 sentences, thanks to Huang Yuqi's constant distraction.

Regarding the Taiping lyrics, Huang Yuqi asked again: "Li Fan, if you know, sing a few words to everyone." ”

As soon as Li Fan wanted to speak, Cheng Yuanyuan laughed and said: "You are embarrassed for him, this kid is just an amateur, and about Taiping lyrics, most of our actors in the cross talk industry can't sing them! Aren't you kidding? Isn't this difficult for this child? Taiping lyrics were more popular in the 30s of the 20th century, but they were gradually buried. ”

Li Fan, how can there be such a talk?

Cheng Yuanyuan continued: "I, I'm old, so I'll teach Cheng Zhongbao a few words, Cheng Zhongbao, sing a few words to everyone." ”

"Okay grandpa, let me sing a piece of "Gluttonous Array". ”

After singing "Gluttonous Array", Huang Yuqi said: "Let's connect the audience's call, our phone guide reminded me that tonight's phone is about to burst, let's listen to what questions the audience has to ask the cross talk masters." ”

The phone is connected.

Huang Yuqi said: "Hello, Ms. Ai. ”

The audience excitedly said, "Is it me, is it me?"

"It's you!"

"Oh, hello host, Li Fan, I'm so excited, your call is too difficult. ”

"Do you have anything to ask the teachers?"

"I want to ask Li Fan, Li Fan, I watched your cross talk circulating on the Internet, it's so interesting, you are so talented. ”

Li Fan got up again, leaned into the microphone, and said, "Thank you for this friend." ”

"Li Fan, that set poem is very interesting, can you read it?"

You Yong rescued the scene and said: "This set poem, it's about to be lost in our professional field, little sister, don't be embarrassed, let Li Fan sing a few songs to you." ”

There was laughter in the room.

Ms. Ai smiled: "That's it, it's singing, it's going to be a poem, which one will you come." ”

Li Fan smiled faintly: "This kind of chorus pop song is not suitable, I'd better have a set poem!"

Before everyone in the room could react, Li Fan blurted out:

"From afar, from afar, from close up,

Some say it's a gourd, some say it's a scoop.

The two bet on the riverside and looked, it turned out to be two monks taking a bath. ”

After saying this set poem, Li Fan subconsciously knocked on the table.

Everyone in the room was shocked, huh, really?

Ms. Ai sneered, "Li Fan, let's do it again!"

Li Fan smiled slightly, and then said:

"The law-abiding dynasty is depressed, and the strong beam sings happily every night.

Riding horses and mules at the expense of others and benefiting oneself, starving with integrity and fairness.

Repair bridges and roads, blind people, kill people and set fires.

I went to the west and asked the Buddha, and the Buddha said, 'I don't have a problem!'"

The 7 people in the cross talk world were all stunned, they really knew it? Where did they learn it? Who taught it?

Ms. Ai said again, "One more!"

Li Fan continued:

"Qumu is straight and will eventually bend, and it is difficult to raise wolves as dogs to watch the house. The ink dyed the cormorant black not long ago, and the whitewashed crow was not strong.

Candied yellow lotus needs to be bitter in the end, and strong melons and fruits cannot be sweet. Good things must be done by good people, how can mortals be immortals?"

"One more!"

This time it wasn't the listener's friend who said it, it was the old man Dong Heming who said it, and he looked at Li Fan with surprise on his face and was surprised.

Li Fan smiled faintly: "That's it, it's just three things, see you and laugh, everyone." ”

Ms. Ai said excitedly: "Li Fan, you are amazing!"

After hanging up the phone, everyone was stupid, where did you learn it? Except for the three cross talk predecessors, everyone else knows all about these three set poems, one is that no one has said anything for decades, and the other is that they have been seriously lost.

Everyone looked at Li Fan so suspiciously, could it be that Li Fan's master Wang Yongfa was so awesome?

"Let's get through to Lu's phone call, hello, Lu. ”

"Hello, host, your phone calls are so hard. ”

"Do you have anything to ask the teachers?"

"I want to ask Li Fan!"

Yes, it was the audience who asked Li Fan again.

"What do you want to ask Li Fan?"

"Li Fan, your cross talk is very good, I also like cross talk, I just heard you discuss eight screens, can you give our audience a section of eight screens?"

"Okay, then I'll have a piece of "Not Human". ”

As soon as Li Fan's words came out, the heads of the three masters buzzed, this paragraph has long been lost!

You Yong hurriedly asked, "What did you just say?"

"Teacher You, what I'm saying is that I bring you "Not a Person" in "Eight Screens", I hope you like it. ”

Before everyone could get over it, Li Fan had already blurted out, and the words were like pearls on the plate, clean and neat:

"I think that in the spring of the seventh year of the Shang Dynasty, on this morning, there was a prime minister Shang Rong who saw the driver, raised his teeth, and shouted long live the mountain, saying: 'Tomorrow is the affairs of March, Nuwa Niangniang's Christmas birthday, please come to Nuwa Palace to offer incense. The king said, 'What kind of virtue does Nuwa have, and I will send incense with ten thousand times?' Shang Rong said: 'Nuwa Niangniang is an ancient goddess, born with a holy ......'"