Chapter 2 Looks like you're rich?
The sorrow of the fat cat is that he can't get up again after falling down.
It was very difficult to even turn over, and it took a lot of effort to get myself back to the state of lying on my stomach, and I was so tired that I was panting.
He felt that he was not used to walking on four legs, but this was just Du Yu's thinking obsession. He has always lived according to human habits, except for the time when the baby crawled, and he never tried to walk on all fours after that.
In fact, with the residual instinct of this body, he can easily trot, but not too far away, otherwise he will be tired.
This cat, or rather Du Yu himself, is so fat that it is rare to see such an obese cat, even an exotic shorthair cat that is born with a wide heart and a fat body.
It has been more than ten hours since he found his soul in the body of this cat, he is unwilling to accept the facts, his head is always in a groggy state, granular cat food is placed in front of him, and the smell is always wafting over.
To his surprise, he actually felt that this kind of cat food tasted very fragrant, and his stomach was grunting with hunger, Du Yu was thinking about whether he should starve himself to death, or directly choose to jump from the roof of this small building and fall to his death, and go to settle accounts with that damn guy!
Thinking that even if it was a child, an old man, or even a woman, it would be much better than becoming such a fat cat, and when thinking about it, Pudding's body seemed to be seduced, and he actually opened his mouth to bite the cat food.
It was only after swallowing that he reacted.
Well, it seems that the hunger strike plan is not working, because the cat food tastes like bear biscuits, probably because of the different physiology of the cat, anyway, he thinks it is delicious.
I was so hungry that I kept muttering in my head, "This is a bear biscuit, this is a bear biscuit", and before I knew it, a large pot was killed by it, barely eight points full.
Only regretted it afterwards, Du Yu thought that he had fallen and actually went to eat cat food!?
After secretly spitting on himself, he comforted himself with "I am a cat, and it is normal to eat cat food", and it is most comfortable to lie there without moving, and continue to think about what to do in the future.
Confused cats......
Before the capsizing, Du Yu was a part-time tour guide, and he was brought to the UK by his parents when he was very young and obtained British citizenship.
At the age of twenty-two, he should go to university, but unfortunately the tuition fees of British universities are very expensive, and he can't afford to sell him.
If Du Yu's life is divided into two stages, one is before the age of thirteen when his parents are taken care of, and the other is after the age of thirteen when his parents died, for a long time he grew up under the care of official welfare institutions, no house, no car, poor and white, he is talking about people like him, but Du Yu has a good attitude and does not think that his life is not good.
At least before he became a cat, it was good, and he could make do with his hard work, and now his life has entered a new stage, and he suddenly remembered something important at this moment!
Look down between your legs.
Thankfully, the balls are still there.
It is said that male cats in heat are bastards, and even if they do die of hunger strike, he does not want to face that kind of horrific scene, if he becomes a female cat, and then is ...... by a male cat It's scary to think about.
You can see the spire of the tower outside the window, Du Yu knows where he is, next to Hyde Park in London, one of the most expensive areas in the UK, Buckingham Palace, where the Queen lives, is not far away, and further away is the Houses of Parliament and Big Ben.
In the past, I didn't dare to dream of living in this kind of house, even if it was renting, it didn't know who its "owner" was, at least it knew that the other party was very wealthy.
In such a long time of thinking, I am ready to run away in the face of my grumpy master, life is already so difficult, even if I go to wander, I must pursue my own freedom.
Ever since he found out that he had become a fat exotic shorthair, he stayed in the room and never went out, and after his stomach was full, his mood improved a little, naively thinking that as the fat black angel said, these are only temporary, and when God wakes up, he will help him turn into a human again, maybe tomorrow, maybe the day after tomorrow, just endure the humiliation for a while.
Hope is regained, and there is a heat rushing through the bottom of my heart, supporting the belief that he (it) will continue to live.
After jumping down from the balcony window with difficulty, it was about to look around, when it heard footsteps going upstairs, and a woman's voice sounded, saying in a voice with a strong British accent: "I agree to let you photograph that cat, but the portrait license fee must be given to me, your "Guardian" is a big newspaper, and those reporters from small newspapers want to come to take pictures, but I have turned them away, so it is not okay to pay less." These words must be made clear to you first, I think you should understand, don't you, Mr. Hiddleston?"
"Of course, but I have to make sure that the money belongs to it in the end, and our newspaper will pay two thousand pounds directly into the pudding's account. ”
The male voice sounded, Du Yu clearly heard the conversation between the two, guessing that the man's name was Hiddleston, and it seemed that he was still a reporter from The Guardian?
He was not accustomed to thinking with a cat's brain, but his thoughts were generally clear, first focusing on the two thousand pounds reward, which was not a small amount of money for him, and then raising a little thick eyebrows, remembering that the fat cat he possessed was called Pudding.
Subconsciously felt that there should be someone else with the same name as himself, no, it was the same name as this cat, because in Du Yu's opinion, how could a cat have a bank account?
So far, he doesn't know that this house belongs to him, and he is not used to associating himself with this cat, and still thinks that he is Du Yu, and this fat cat named Pudding is just a fat and unlucky cat, and he is still trying to deny it.
Immediately afterwards, it noticed that the woman's voice was cold, and asked: "I am the housekeeper of this house, I used to take care of it, and I will spend the money on this cat, are you worried that I will put the money in my own pocket?"
"It's hard to say. ”
This was Du Yu's first thought after listening.
Then he furrowed his little eyebrows, and always felt that something strange, the cat was spent on himself?
Just as he was thinking, a man and a woman had already walked in, and the middle-aged man with a camera in his hand hurriedly said:
"Of course not, you're mistaken.
I'm just cooperating with the company's finance department, and the money has to be credited to the payee's account. To be precise, it should be the cat's account, and there will be a financial company to help it manage the accounts, so the flow of funds should be according to the rules, what do you think, Pudding?"
Nodding subconsciously, this scene simply stunned the Hiddleston reporter!
After Du Yu came back to his senses, he sensed that something was wrong, and decisively stopped, looking around to cover up his abnormal behavior.
What did he suddenly recall, he was in London a few days ago, it seemed that he had a cat, and he had received a large inheritance?
The news was very noisy, he heard the tourists in the team talk about it as a joke, and Du Yu sighed at that time: "People are not as good as cats." ”
Well, now it's a cat......