Chapter 1: The Beginning of the Unexpected
A young man is sinking into the sea.
After the yacht capsized, the bottom of the boat was still exposed on the sea, with seaweed and shells attached to it, and there were many panicked people around, wearing orange life jackets, a total of more than 20 people.
Consciousness has become blurred.
When he was dying, Du Yu was stung by a group of jellyfish, and his last consciousness was: "It's really unlucky today, the salary just paid hasn't been spent yet." ”
The last of the gas in his lungs turned into bubbles and staggered, his consciousness was completely darkened, and his body continued to sink......
I don't know how long it took, but it seemed like it was just time to sleep.
Du Yu felt that he was floating, and he felt very wrong, because the light around him was extremely bright.
When he opened his eyes, his consciousness was still blurred, and after seeing something clearly, he subconsciously thought that he was still dreaming, because he saw a black fat man with a yellow halo on his head, and a pair of white wings on his back that looked very discordant compared to his figure, and immediately laughed.
The eccentric black fat man sitting at the desk asked in an unhappy tone, "Are you racist? Just because I'm black, just because I'm fat, you discriminate against me?"
Frightened by this sentence, Du Yu hurriedly shook his head, his expression was extremely serious. I thought to myself, "Just kidding, if you are sued for this, won't I have to pay a lot of money to hire a lawyer?"
I was much more conscious, and I was suddenly startled by where I was at the moment!
The table in front of him, the black man, including himself, seemed to be suspended, and he was so frightened that he immediately squatted! Du Yu didn't know why he was squatting, anyway, he just squatted, as if this could increase his sense of security.
Du Yu finally began to think about an important question: why is he here?
Soon, he came to a conclusion.
The tone of surprise asked two questions in succession: "Am I dead!? does heaven really exist!?"
The black fat angel seemed to be hiding his weakness, coughed lightly and said embarrassedly:
"You're dead, but this isn't heaven, look at this door, my boss is sleeping in it, it's God's dormitory. ”
"Listen to me, Chinese boy, there was a little accident just now. Originally, you shouldn't have died today, you still have a long life, but it's happened, how about it? I'll give you a good position here, help manage the files, it's okay, it's almost impossible to get this kind of job, it's compensation. ”
A little accident, he died, and when he found out that the other party wanted to solve this matter with a broken job, Du Yu's face began to turn green.
Brain circuit Qingqi, compared to the distance between gods at this moment, Du Yu was more concerned about another thing, he asked, "What accident did I die of?"
"This ...... This ......"
The black fat angel smiled reluctantly, and finally told him, "My boss sneezed and accidentally caused a storm, which is why you died." ”
Du Yu refused and said: "I don't care, send me back as soon as I die, I won't accept any conditions, I haven't confessed to the girl I like, I have bought the necklace, you must send me back!"
"It's all good to discuss, don't worry, let you be reincarnated, how about living to be one hundred and twenty years old in the next life?"
"Don't!"
"That's going to give you a super rich father for the rest of your life, I know you're an orphan, great advice, right?"
Du Yu still shook his head and continued: "Still don't, I'm going to resurrect and let your boss come out, I have to reason with him today!"
The black fat angel saw him walking towards the huge gate, and hurriedly came over to stop him: "Don't! I should have gone to save you, but unfortunately I forgot just now, if my boss knew, my efforts for so long would have been in vain, and he has been bored recently, so he is in a very bad mood." ”
"I can help you figure it out, but it's impossible to get back to normal because your body is ......"
His heart sank, and Du Yu asked him with a dark face, "The shark ate it?"
"No, no, no!"
As soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that his body was not so miserable, Du Yu heard the black fat angel say: "It's not a shark, it's a killer whale, two." ”
"I thank you!
Du Yu's head instantly swelled and ached, no matter how good his temper was, he couldn't stand it at this time: "Isn't this God's place?
"The world has its rules, and it can be terrible to change it, and I'm not God. Otherwise, I'll send you back first, find a place to stay, and wait until my boss wakes up to figure out what to do?"
"That's great, that's it!"
"But my ability is limited, and I may ......"
Before the black fat angel finished speaking, Du Yu interrupted him and said: "You have promised me, don't think about going back! What is the possibility, send me back quickly! I am only twenty-two years old!"
I wanted to say it again and again, and I was going to say something, but after thinking about it, I didn't say it.
A circle suddenly appeared in front of the black man, and he said to Du Yu: "Jump in, there is the world below." ”
"Jump, okay!"
I don't want to stay in this ghost place for a moment, Du Yu said to jump!
The moment he disappeared, the entrance to the cave was immediately restored, and after standing in place for a while, the strange fat angel muttered to himself: "When did the boss wake up last time?" It seems like it's been more than a hundred years, it's good that you haven't caused trouble......
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Something big has happened in Britain lately.
There was a fairly wealthy old woman who asked a lawyer to help draw up a will before she died.
It is not strange that Mrs. Ross made a will before she died, but it is strange that Mrs. Ross actually left two houses near Richmond Park and Hyde Park, as well as a fortune of about two million pounds, all to a cat!?
A fat cat called "Pudding" that is delicious and lazy!
Mrs. Ross had no heirs, and the only thing she cared about when she was dying was the cat, and she was afraid that she would be targeted by someone because of her wealth, so she specially instructed the lawyer to publish the will in the local newspaper.
As soon as the news came out, it became popular all at once, and even the "Times" joined in the excitement and published the incident on the front page.
Almost the entire British region knows the news that there is a "rich cat", and with its cute image, it has successfully attracted a lot of attention.
Pudding is an exotic shorthair cat, the weight has successfully exceeded nine .1 kilograms, other cats are just fat most of the time, because the fur is round, and the pudding is really fat, the kind that twists and twists the butt when walking, large white hair with orange markings, the appearance is quite pleasing.
It is both a pudding and a duyu.
I don't know how this happened, but it really happened anyway!
Since yesterday, after discovering that he had become a cat, Du Yu has been staring at the mirror for a long time, and the cat also blinks when he blinks, plus all the objects that seem to be magnified, the bed, the sofa, the chair, including the person, feel much bigger than before, and it is obvious that he was pitted by the black fat angel.
Widening his eyes and continuing to look at the mirror, as if he could change something in this way, at this moment Du Yu felt that even if he was crazy, it was better than becoming a cat, but unfortunately there was no miracle.
To be honest, after watching it for so long, he suddenly felt that this shape was quite cute, and the bun face was pleasing everywhere.
It's a pity that I haven't taken a bath for several days, and my body is a little itchy, and subconsciously, it wants to scratch with its claws, but unfortunately its limbs are thick and short, and it can't touch it, and it accidentally becomes a ball......