Song Zhongshu's idea of beating Li Fan was not a matter of a day or two.

Since he saw the work of "Youth" at Mr. Chen's photography exhibition, he has locked his eyes on Li Fan.

Moreover, he heard that Chen Yuan planned to participate in an international photography exhibition with the work "Positive Youth", which aroused the impulse to create a painting for Li Fan.

When he told Li Fan about this request, Li Fan naturally shirked it, liking to appreciate the work and being willing to participate in it are two natures.

Song Zhongshu said eagerly: "Don't worry, it won't take up too much of your time." ”

Zhang Lei immediately shook his head and said, "Xiaofan, don't listen to him lie to you, this kid once painted a skull for a month." ”

When Li Fan heard this, he suddenly felt creepy, he thought, who can stand sitting stiffly for a few hours, and it is not a day or two to complete, just kidding?

Peng Ren gave an idea and said, "Li Fan, give him a photo of yourself and let him describe it!"

Song Zhongshu's face turned cold at that time, as if his genius painter had been humiliated, and said hurriedly: "No, absolutely not, you don't know how to paint at all, this is completely inspiring!"

Hearing the word "artistic inspiration", Li Fan suddenly had goosebumps. Make up for it, sit there in three or two months, and an old man on the opposite side observes your nose and mouth, Adam's apple...... I also want to find inspiration from myself, no, no, no, it's so awkward, if I change to a beautiful painter, well, then I can give it a try.

Opposites attract, same-sex rejects, and I don't lack money or fame, so I want to live a little more comfortably, so forget it.

In the midst of ridicule and ridicule, the "great painter" blushed and had a thick neck, thinking that you don't know anything about painting or art. When he was secretly holding his breath, he suddenly looked at Gu Yating, eh, you can't draw handsome guys, and you can paint beautiful women.

"Yating, I also think that you also have artistic roots, do you want to develop in the painting world?"

Gu Yating hurriedly said: "I like to paint, but I don't like to be painted, please let my eldest brother let me go." ”

was rejected again, and Song Zhongshu suddenly felt that his artistic career had suffered a setback.

Zhang Lei said with a smile: "There's no need to fight the idea of the two of them, they are all busy people, how can they have time to toss with you? ”

"Dude, I'm engaged in art, not by others, I see that you are not inspired!"

"Yes, I don't have inspiration, come, the inspiration is in the wine, let's drink one!"

……

The dinner did not end until 12 o'clock in the evening, and everyone went downstairs to prepare for the return home. Most of them came by car, and they were all drunk, so they had to find a substitute driver.

BMW 5 Series, Mercedes-Benz E-class, etc., a car disappeared in front of Li Fan's eyes. These cars are not expensive, the standard configuration of a well-off life, but they also tugged at Li Fan's heartstrings.

His heart suddenly itched, and the idea of getting a car to drive suddenly ignited. Frankly speaking, a car is useless for Li Fan, it is completely superfluous, Li Fan himself knows this truth, but he is very helpless, he is itching in his heart.

His psychology is actually similar to the psychology of a woman buying a bag. Helpless, just like the name "Li Fan", he is also a mortal, and he also has seven emotions and six desires, various desires, and all kinds of careful thoughts.

Seeing this, Jia Yun walked up to Li Fan and said, "What do you want? Why are you suddenly stunned?"

"It's a little envious. Li Fan is not pretending to be a fake.

"Then buy one. ”

"I don't have any money. ”

"You don't have any money, just pretend to be poor!"

Now no one believes Li Fan who has no money, after all, with Li Fan's current Internet popularity, he has participated in various programs all over again, and he also endorsed the step-by-step learning machine a while ago, no one will think that Li Fan is a "poor ghost", but Li Fan really doesn't have much money.

The variety show is to increase his influence and maintain his popularity, and even the "Speed Star" he just participated in only gave him 20,000 labor services, in fact, labor services are not counted, they should be called hard work.

His only source of income now is the endorsement fee for the step-by-step learning machine, but this payment is still paid quarterly. It's only 250,000 a quarter, and this is currently in my mother's card. As for the incentive regulations in the terms of contracting, it is also necessary after the product is launched to generate revenue. At present, there is no specific time for the manufacturer to be listed. When will the money come!

Eh, why is it so cheesy? Bah, if you don't bend your waist for five buckets of rice, you have to fold eight buckets of rice!

Li Fan scolded himself in his heart, and poured chicken soup for the soul, which calmed down the inexplicable urgency to buy a car.

That night, Li Fan and Gu Yating did not return to Beijing University, and they were both invited by Jia Yun to rest at home, and when they arrived at Jia Yun's house, Li Fan received a hammer again.

Jia Yun's mansion is located in the golden area of the city center, with a 240-square-meter leap floor and a house price of more than 30 million.

When he heard this price, Li Fan vomited blood directly, "Sister Yun, where is the bathroom, let me sober up." ”

Jia Yun looked at Li Fan's back and wondered, "What's wrong with this kid?"

"It should be possessed by a wealth fan," Gu Yating said this, and shouted in the direction of the bathroom, "Little wealth fan!"

"What?"

Gu Yating wrapped her arms around Jia Yun and said with a smile: "Look, he admitted it himself, right?"

That night, Li Fan was lying on the bed tossing and turning, he originally planned to buy a house near the school when he went to college at the end of his junior year of high school, but at this time he counted with his fingers: a slightly better community near Beijing University, about 150,000 yuan per square meter, and 9 million yuan for a small apartment of 60 square meters, how can this be afforded?

The more I thought about it, the more troublesome I became, so I fell asleep, had a good dream, and then my dream came true!

As soon as he slept until dawn, Li Fan was sleeping in a daze, but he heard a knock on the door.

"Li Fan, put the key on the coffee table, I'll go first, go to Shanghai, there is an event." ”

"Hmm!" After a long "um", Li Fan turned around and fell asleep again.

It wasn't until noon, in a burst of banging knocks and irritable roars, that Li Fan finally got up in a daze, he rubbed his eyes and said, "Don't knock, is there a disease in the morning?"

"Your house is called morning at 12 o'clock? Sister Yun has flown away, don't rely on others, I have been waiting for you for 6 hours, and I have served you." ”

"Flew away, how did I not know?"

Lo and behold, this sleep quality.

After getting dressed, Li Fan walked to the living room, and Gu Yating had already picked up her backpack at this time. He yawned and said, "Let's go, go back to school." ”

Gu Yating pointed to the coffee table and said, "Oh, take the key with you." ”

"Key, what key?" Li Fan glanced at the coffee table in confusion, but when he saw a car key on it, he picked it up and looked at it, and asked, "What kind of car is this?"

"Porsche 911. ”

"Oh!" Although Li Fan didn't understand the car, he estimated that it seemed to be a sports car, and he said: "Is it the kind of sports car that whines when you run?"

Gu Yating rubbed her cheeks vigorously, "Hello lo, yes, wooing, Sister Yun said to lend you to drive one, if you don't like this, there is a key to an off-road vehicle in this drawer, you can pick it at will." ”

"This is good," Li Fan looked at it carefully, and then obediently put it back.

"What's wrong?" Gu Yating said suspiciously.

"I can't drive, I don't have a driver's license. ”

"According to the laws of China, you can take the test from the age of 16, but you didn't take the test last year?"

"I don't have a car to take the test, let's go. ”

As soon as the two of them opened the door, Li Fan stopped and said, "Or, could you please take me for a ride?"

The two came to the garage with the key, and Gu Yating carried Li Fan through the streets and alleys of the capital.

"Eh, will you open it, be careful, don't touch people!" Li Fan instructed.

"How did you get this ticket to get you in? Did you pay to keep the ticket?"

"Gu Yating! Overtaking, this sports car makes you feel like a tractor. ”

……

After Gu Yating gave Li Fan countless eyes, she smashed the steering wheel fiercely and shouted, "Li Fan, shut up!"

"Don't smash it, I can't afford it. ”

"I'll pay for it! You shut up, people like you hate the most in a car, you can't drive, you hate it the most!!" accompanied by an angry roar, and the sound of smashing the steering wheel.

Li Fan was honest immediately, the female driver can't afford to mess with him, is this considered angry road syndrome?

Anyway, both of them are "sick", noisy, three hours have passed, and finally this road has been opened: the traffic in Dajing City is good!

People always have to return to reality, lived in a mansion for one night, experienced a sports car, returned to Beijing University Li Fan immediately settled down, and laughed loudly at the classmates in the dormitory who were preparing to defend their thesis.

Seeing that everyone raised their heads suspiciously, Li Fan joked: "I was hit when I went out last night, but look at you, well, we are more than enough, I am content." ”

When everyone heard this, they pressed Li Fan on the bed again and tortured him.

"Who do you look down on, ah?

"Haven't you heard a word? It's been a few hours, it's not necessarily good, and you'll be doomed in the future. ”

"Clean him up!"

……

Li Fan hurriedly raised his hand and said, "Wait a minute, I'm the squad leader, be careful that I put on small shoes for you." ”

"Hmph, maybe it's not our squad leader in the future, if we don't make the winter vacation, we'll never see each other again. ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone suddenly looked melancholy, returned to their desks, and continued to prepare for the defense.

The elimination rate of "Boya Cup" is too high, a month ago, 150 people were screened out of the halve, and after tomorrow, half of the students will stop there, and the pressure on each student is very huge.

How many people can be as easy as Li Fan?

I went downstairs to buy some cold drinks for my classmates, and sent a batch to the girls' dormitory, and then, Li Fan sat on the bed holding the computer and began to write.

In just an hour, after Li Fan knocked down the last keycap, the whole article was completed - "Research on the Evidence of the Later Teacher".

The inspiration for writing this article came from the "Essence of Fake Book Examination Evidence" written by himself in the exam yesterday, in that article, he first analyzed the examination evidence is "Later Teacher Table", and then "Shangshu" and so on.

In "The Essence of Fake Book Evidence", he didn't write much on the "Later Teacher Table", not even 1000 words, and did not write in detail, just taking the opportunity to write a series of fake book references for the famous column of "The Times of Chinese Studies", and then open a series of celebrity anecdotes and so on.

After re-checking it, Li Fan sent the article to Lu Yaya's work mailbox, and within a moment, the phone from there called directly, and said eagerly: "Li Fan, are you sure you are not talking nonsense?"

Nonsense?

Li Fan is wronged, why is this the word that everyone likes to say to themselves?

"I'm really not talking nonsense, I have a reason, a basis and an analysis, this is the evidence of the Eight Classics, how can it be nonsense? I will write a series of articles such as "Study on the Examination of the Book of Shang", "Research on the Examination of the Evidence of the Shennong Materia Medica", and so on. ”

"Huh, don't tease me, let me slow down. ”

Lu Yaya was shocked, she was surprised in the face of this article, "The Later Teacher's Table" is not from Zhuge Liang's hand, you Li Fan dare to say it. "The Later Teacher's Table" is the same as the "Former Teacher's Table", which is written into the Chinese culture textbook, which is equivalent to the official seal, ah As a result, you said, it wasn't written by Zhuge Liang, you ...... Too bold, right?

Lu Yaya collapsed instantly, she waited and waited for the past two days, just waiting for Li Fan to come up with a theoretical research work like "On Poetry" again, but she didn't expect that Li Fan would hand over such a shocking article.

Moreover, according to his meaning, there will be a batch of "shocking and vulgar Plus" versions to be released, according to your meaning, "Shangshu" is a fake book, "Shennong's Materia Medica" is a fake book, so in the end, will "Xinhua Dictionary" be a fake book?

Lu Yaya was really shocked, she said, "Li Fan, can we write something about literary and artistic theoretical research?"

"Write, of course write, and publish it as a book in the future, on the Internet, let's first have a wave of fake book series, and then a wave of celebrity anecdote series, and-"

"Don't have it anymore, I'm afraid!"

Of course, Lu Yaya was afraid, because there are very few people in this time and space who specialize in studying ancient history, books, calendars, and even folk customs, and there is no school of thought or anything, like there was a "Qianjia School" in the previous life, which is known for its research on all aspects of ancient social history. And not to mention the school of thought in this time and space, there are very few people who specialize in this.

At this time, Li Fan suddenly stood up and shouted, saying that "The Later Teacher's Table" was not from Zhuge Liang's hand, you said that anyone should be frightened! Not to mention this little girl, even Cui Yongnian, the dean of the School of Literature of Najing University, was so shocked that his beard trembled.

Moreover, listening to Li Fan's tone, not only shouting this voice, but also constantly vibrating his voice in the future, this product is going to the opposite of the inherent cognition of the people.

Lu Yaya calmed down for a while, and read the "Later Teacher Table" research again, and the following is a list of "Li's" analysis:

1: The year of Zhao Yun's death is different in "Three Kingdoms: The Biography of Zhao Yun" and "Later Teachers", and it can be seen that the latter is fabricated.

2: In "The Later Teacher's Table", there are unrecorded characters and events in history, so as to make a mystery and cover up.

3: Chen Shou wrote "Three Kingdoms" and specially compiled "Zhuge Liang Collection", but neither of them was included.

……

In the face of the 24 pieces of evidence listed by Li Fan, Lu Yaya hesitated, can this work be published? On the premise that there is no definite statement to prove the accuracy of Li Fan's words, the published words will definitely cause controversy, and besides, is your kid's nonsense right? But don't send it, Li Fan is not easy to explain.

Li Fan can't afford to mess with himself now, the traffic of "The Times of Chinese Studies" is responsible, if this makes people unhappy, they won't publish articles here for you, turn around and pat your ass and leave, and then you will be in a big disaster.

Lu Yaya couldn't make the decision by herself, so she had to take the USB drive and knock on the door of Editor-in-Chief Zhu, asking for a decision.

Editor-in-Chief Zhu also hesitated when he saw this, ambiguous, and he said to Lu Yaya: "Li Fan seems to have a little truth in what he said, but we can refute it, don't you say?"

"Yes, yes, that's what it feels like. ”

Editor-in-chief Zhu smacked his lips and said, "Tsk, this kid." Gotta, I'll give you a call!"

After the phone call, Editor-in-Chief Zhu just refuted two or three of Li Fan's 24 points of analysis, who would have thought that Li Fan would directly reply to him with a sentence: "We pay attention to 'seeking truth from facts' and 'not believing without evidence', what is your evidence to refute me?"

After putting down the phone, Editor-in-Chief Zhu sighed and said to Lu Yaya: "Girl, I let Li Fangan run out of power, send it." ”

In the column of famous experts in the "Era of Chinese Studies", at zero o'clock that night, Li Fan's "Research on the Examination of the Later Teacher's Table" was updated.

Compared with the previous very serious poetry theory research work "Poetry Theory", no netizens shouted that they couldn't understand this research paper, everyone could read the full text in one go, and the reading volume of the entire article soared, and the number of comments and forwards reached a new high.

It's just that the limelight in the comment area has changed:

"Shuai Li, don't you tease me?"

"Comrade Xiao Li, taking advantage of the fact that there are few readers reading it now, let's delete it quickly. ”

"On the Chinese textbook of our high school, the name of Zhuge Liang is written, and you are challenging the Ministry of Education?"

……

The above are the comments of fans, which are relatively mild, but the following are the words of ordinary netizens:

"Hey, Li Fan, your brain is in water, do you need me to blow it on you with a hair dryer. ”

"Send you a series of idioms: gossip to confuse the public, outrageous words, false words, nonsense!!"

"Give you three seconds to delete the article, okay, three seconds have come, report!"

……

From the early hours of the morning until 7 a.m., the article finally fermented on the Internet.

If a professor or scholar writes an article that challenges the national cognition, it will also become popular on the Internet, but the popularity will not be like Li Fan's, which will alarm the entire Internet.

Hey, we are cultural idols when we sleep, and with such a dazzling halo, naturally every word has attracted much attention.

What is a little embarrassing is that "On Poetry" basically did not blow any storms and waves, and did not cause any widespread discussion, but as soon as "The Later Teacher's Table" Research and Research came out, the Internet suddenly turned over the river and the sea, and the waves were turbulent.

Li Fan got up in the morning, opened his mobile phone and glanced at his article, he was shocked, the number of forwards reached 200,000+, and then look at the online news, well, there are basically no favorable remarks for themselves.

A few stories are a little more neutral, but the headlines or content are often described as "shocking remarks".

There are even media who have labeled Li Fan as "sophistry", and Li Fan can only hehe about it.

The media can hehe, but the defense can't be made.

8 o'clock in the morning is the defense time of the "Boya Cup" thesis examination, and it is only half past seven, and the students have gathered outside the designated defense room.

"Dude, you have become a book, you have made "The Later Teacher's Table" a fake book, are you not afraid that Wuhou will lift the coffin board?"

"How dare you say it, the Internet has exploded now. ”

Yang Shuo suddenly exclaimed, "Oh yes, that's what you won't write when you take the exam, right?"

Li Fan replied: "No." ”

Yang Shuo breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's good, otherwise it's up to you how you answer." ”

"When I took the exam, I wrote "Later Teacher Table", "Shangshu", "Shennong's Materia Medica" and so on, all of which are fake books, and the name is "The Essence of Fake Book Examination Evidence"!"

"You...... That's over, you're dead!"

The first piece of information that Li Fan was dead was that the moment the written test report of the exam was posted the day before yesterday, everyone surrounded him, but he saw that the name of the last one was: Li Fan. And the grade column has two words written: TBD!

Everyone was in an uproar when they saw this, but Li Fan stretched his waist, calm and calm, not affected at all.

Half an hour later, a wonderful debate with a professor from Beijing University completely opened the curtain on Li Fan's development of evidence studies in this time and space!