The "Boya Cup" screening exam officially ended at 5 o'clock in the afternoon, and Li Fan, who handed in the test papers in the morning, went out early.

As soon as the exam was over, Dr. Yang, the invigilator, had just delivered the students' test papers to the office, and several professors in the room all fixed their eyes on the thick pile of test papers.

"Their students, the overall level is very high, I'll take a few glances first. ”

Professor Zhang took the lead in getting up and quickly flipped through the answer book one by one, only looking at the name, not the content.

"I'll also take a look, idle is idle, to see what the level of these kids is. ”

"Then I won't be idle. ”

……

Several professors rummaged through a stack of exam papers, making a mess of the entire literature class's answer book.

Professor Zhang, who was the first to finish the answer book, frowned, was he dazzled, why didn't he find the kid's answer book?

Professor Zhang said, "Have you seen that Li Fan's answer book?"

"I'm looking for it too, but I didn't find it!"

"I don't have any of that. ”

Okay, these three professors are all rushing to Li Fan's answer book, after all, this kid has contributed two wonderful papers, the level of each one is admirable, and even ashamed, this kid is completely a genius, not only erudite, but also his own literary and artistic creation concept, this everyone is not convinced!

The doctoral student who invigilated the literature class smiled: "Professors, don't look for it, Dean Cui took this answer book, and the dean said that he would approve it himself." ”

……

In the dean's office, Cui Yongnian was pacing indoors with his hands behind his back at this time. He squinted his eyes slightly, and his whole facial expression was very tangled, one step, two steps...... After wandering for countless steps, his gaze fell on the "Essence of Fake Book Evidence" again.

After sitting back in the office chair and smoking a cigarette, Cui Yongnian once again flipped up the "Essence of Fake Book Evidence", and after turning a few pages, he felt that it was wrong, and then immediately got up, took out a large stack of books from the bookcase, and hung up his reading glasses again......

At this time, Li Fan was visiting the vegetable market, he couldn't stay in the capital for a few days, Zhang Lei saved up a game and called a group of friends to his home.

Zhang Lei has a new change, he combed his big back hair, waxed his hair, and walked like a dog in a suit and leather shoes. The only thing that hasn't changed is that he's still as he used to be.

"Eh, boss, do you have a Green Island prawn? The one for 38 yuan a piece, give me a good time, what's not? Then I have to let my daughter-in-law go back to my hometown on Green Island, my daughter-in-law's family is engaged in aquatic products." ”

Yes, he finally got off the list and mixed a daughter-in-law, along the way, he said the word "daughter-in-law" more than 20 times intentionally or unintentionally, and it is estimated that he has really been suffocated over the years.

The two of them bought all kinds of vegetables, fish, meat, crabs, prawns, etc., and then went home.

The moment he walked into Zhang Lei's house, Li Fan couldn't help but nod with satisfaction, it was really good. Although the area of the one-bedroom is very small, it is neatly cleaned and orderly, and the house is quite trendy.

"It's a little bit of a sitting, just sit down. ”

"It's not small, how good is this location!How much does it cost?"

"The families of both sides made up the total house payment of 4.2 million yuan, and the down payment was 1.26 million yuan. ”

Li Fan's head "buzzed", less than 60 square meters, and the down payment was 1.26 million, which was terrifying.

Li Fan couldn't help but be speechless, it was so difficult to take root in this big city.

Ding dong!

After Li Fan opened the door, it was Song Zhongshu who came in.

This Song Zhongshu Li Fan met a few days ago, is Xiaoxiao's distant relative, and has a close relationship with Zhang Lei, he is a graduate student of the Academy of Fine Arts of Beijing University, Li Fan has brought him a ticket for Mr. Chen's photography exhibition before, and the two can be regarded as nodding friends.

Seeing Song Zhongshu carrying painting tools, Li Fan smiled and said, "Brother Song, go out to sketch?"

"Well, I went to the suburbs," Song Zhongshu said here, staring at Li Fan very saliva and said, "That Li Fan-"

"Meow, meow!"

A sudden meow interrupted the conversation between the two, and they looked at the source of the sound at the same time, only to see a lazy big cat lying timidly at the bedroom door looking at them.

"I just adopted this, isn't it cute?" Zhang Lei walked over and picked up the big cat, looking doting.

Li Fan sneered, "Brother, haven't you heard that men don't keep cats and women don't keep dogs?"

Zhang Lei said suspiciously: "What's wrong?"

Li Fan raised his eyebrows, "That cat likes to peek at men taking a bath, do you know about this?"

"I don't know. Oh, really, it stared at me when I was in the shower yesterday. ”

Li Fan teased: "Where is it looking?"

"Of course it's one of my organs! What do you mean, you mean it's?"

Li Fan grinned and said, "I'll tell you a story." At the end of the Han Dynasty, Shu Han naked sleep became a trend. Li Lang likes cats, and he will sleep together at night. At night, Li Langchun dreamed, and the dust roots rose and fell——"

"Wait a minute, brother," Song Zhongshu hurriedly interrupted, "I'm an art student, and I can't compare with you scholars." I have a hard time listening to your alien language, and it's been 100 years since the vernacular literary movement, so why do you still want to restore it?"

"Oh well. That is to say, at the end of the Han Dynasty, people in the Shu Han area liked to sleep naked, and there was a buddy surnamed Li who liked to raise cats and shared a bed with his cat every night.

Said one day, when he went to bed at night, he had a normal physiological reaction, the cat saw this, and couldn't help but exclaim: 'I'll rub, mouse!' and then 'click', go up is a mouthful, let's chirp and eat, and then licked his lips, the cat's eyebrows frowned, thinking, this taste is not right. ”

Zhang Lei shuddered, threw the big cat to the ground, and said, "Don't talk nonsense, it will scare people." ”

"This is true, you can look it up. Cats are men's problems, so they can't be raised. Think about it, what does a mouse look like? It's fluffy, it's like a size, and when you can't sneak out, think about that coquettish form, isn't it very similar? And cats like to play tricks on mice, or they admit their mistakes or have a preference for this type. ”

Zhang Lei's scalp was numb for a while, and his back was cold, and he was afraid to think about it at this time.

Li Fan continued: "Correspondingly, there is also a saying that good women don't have dogs. ”

Song Zhongshu was interested, and "sought knowledge" and said, "How can you talk about this?"

This is also an allusion to the late Han Dynasty. At the end of the Han Dynasty, Dongyue Youlang tied the knot. After more than a month, the husband was very worried about his wife, so he bought a male dog——"

"Speak human words!"

Li Fan scratched his head and said, "I'm sorry, but big brother, this is very shallow!"

"Our language is very bad. ”

"Well, at the end of the Han Dynasty, there was a buddy in Dongyue, who had just gotten married, and the two of them were like glue, and the little life was sweet and sweet, more than a month later, this buddy was sent to Luzhong as an official, he was very worried about his wife, one was afraid that his wife would be lonely and boring, and the other was afraid that there would be a flower thief who was worried about his daughter-in-law, so he bought a majestic male dog.

Three years later, when the buddy returned to his hometown, he had just entered the courtyard, and saw that the big dog was hostile to him and barked incessantly, and his beloved wife did not look too happy with him. What's the matter, I feel like an outsider!

At night, I hugged my beloved wife to do some serious business, and just took off my daughter-in-law's clothes, I saw that she was full of old wounds behind her, what was going on? After repeated questioning, my beloved wife replied: 'The dog is understanding, and sleeps together every night......

Ah, this green hat is worn, I can't stand it, is I not as good as a dog?

The next day, in a fit of rage, he slaughtered the male dog. The wife was so grief-stricken that she also committed suicide by jumping off a cliff. So, in the future, a foul saying was born - dog's day!"

The two old brothers instantly laughed and fell on their waists.

"Is this nonsense or is it true?"

"Really?"

Li Fan shrugged and said, "You can go and check the information." ”

"Let's stop talking about it, let's cook the rice first. ”

Zhang Lei began to wash the rice, he washed the rice cleanly, and laughed while putting the rice in the rice pot, the two people in the living room had already started driving, and the kind of big truck they were driving was racing all the way. And Li Fan's kid also explained the structure of the dog's local position to others in a serious manner, which caused him to listen carefully and his knowledge soared.

How does this rabbit cub look like a cultured person?

The rice was put into the pot, and then, Zhang Lei suddenly worried. What is the ratio of rice to water when cooking rice?

Add water, it seems to be less, add more, it seems to be less! After adding it 5 times, it should be OK, close the lid, and press the button.

"You two don't be idle, come wash the vegetables!"

"Great!"

"When will the rest of us arrive, oh my God!"

As soon as Li Fan muttered, someone knocked on the door, opened it and saw that Gu Yating had arrived.

Gu Yating was holding the fruit pastry in both hands, and after she put it aside, she visited Zhang Lei's small home, she nodded and said, "It's not bad, it's very warm." ”

Zhang Lei poked his head out of the kitchen and said, "It's too small, only more than 50 square meters." ”

Li Fan raised four fingers, "4 million, in your community, you should be able to buy a townhouse, right?"

Gu Yating nodded, "Well, yes!"

Zhang Lei asked curiously, "Does Yating know how to cook?"

"I'll eat. ”

The three men looked at each other, and they couldn't count on it.

In a moment, Peng Ren and Peng Hui's brothers and sisters also arrived.

Li Fan said as he opened the door: "Xiaohui, do you know how to cook?"

Peng Hui stuck out her tongue, "I can help you guys fight, maybe the next few will!"

How many are in the back?

Within 10 minutes, Dong Peng, Lego, Prehistoric and others arrived one after another, all of them were mixed eating and waiting for death.

Everyone gathered around the kitchen with several pockets of dishes, all of them staring at each other, and none of the men and women had ever cooked.

What kind of family dinner party, there is not even a spoon, how can it be a party?

"Don't worry, my daughter-in-law will be back soon, and the overtime is probably going to end, my daughter-in-law's cooking is a must!"

Li Fan silently thought in his heart: A total of 56 times to call "daughter-in-law"! Well, Brother Lei, you are really suffocated.

While everyone was chatting, Jia Yun knocked on the door and walked in, facing everyone's eyes, she was stunned, "What are you doing?"

"Uh, do you know how to stir-fry?"

"You don't know how to do it!" Jia Yun put down her backpack, hung up her apron, and said, "You guys give me a hand!"

"Great!"

"Our big party is waiting for you!"

Li Fan pulled Gu Yating and said, "Look at people, they are also women, and then look at you." ”

Swish!

Lego, Peng Hui, and Qian Duoduo have followed:

"What's wrong with us?"

"Is it wrong not to know how to cook?"

"What age are you still asking women to cook?"

Gu Yating slipped through with a smile and said, "Yes, yes!"

Well, there are many of you, and you have a point!

Jia Yun began to command in the kitchen: "Li Fan, don't be there as if you're fine, can you peel potatoes?"

"Yes. ”

"In the end, if you can't, go and kill the chickens. ”

"Yes, absolutely!"

Li Fan is most afraid of sharp-mouthed animals, which are too scary.

"Yating, still laughing! Come and wash the dried tofu, haven't you heard a word, if you want to tie a man's heart, first tie a man's stomach, you have to lay the foundation for the future, otherwise you meet a heartthrob husband, what do you say. Erudite and talented Li Fan, is this the truth? Eh, what about Li Fan?"

Gu Yating made a big red face, and when she looked back, Li Fan, Dong Peng, and Peng Ren were not indoors.

The three men went downstairs to kill the chickens.

Dong Peng held down the chicken, Peng Ren raised the knife in his hand, and Li Fan said "Mom" far away, he didn't dare to look at it, and he wanted to see it, so he turned his head sideways and looked at it with his spare eyes.

"Li Fan, you are too timid. ”

"It's too bloody to stand it. Li Fan was terrified.

Dong Peng controlled his blood and said, "Eh, you say, if the alien civilization discovers us, will it become friends with us, or will it slaughter us like a chicken?"

Li Fan twisted his head and said: "Don't worry, it will definitely kill us, the development of one civilization will inevitably step on another civilization." They look at us like we look at this chicken, and the alien will either become a luxury set on the table, or a tool for use, such as our fur and bones. ”

Peng Ren said: "Not necessarily, it is also possible, aliens have locked us in cages and raised them, and when the time comes, we will learn to 'roll', be coquettish and cute, gnaw on bamboo or something, and live a mixed way!"

Li Fan glanced at the carnivorous chicken that had hung up again, and he folded his hands, "Amitabha, it's good, it's okay with me." ”

The three of them went upstairs, only to see that Jia Yun was still directing there, "This shredded potato let you cut it, will it? No, I'll come." Eh, big sister, this garlic is for you to pick, and you, can you cut the meat quickly?"

Everyone worked blindly, and finally processed all the vegetables and meat, and then looked at Jia Yun together, it was time for the chef to perform.

Jia Yun rolled up her sleeves and said, "Okay, you're ready to give me a hand." ”

She walked to the stove, looked at a few knobs carefully, unscrewed them after a little hesitation, and when the flames were together, she couldn't help but shrink her hand and said, "Yating, green onions!"

After taking Gu Yating's chopped green onions, Qian Duoduo poured it into the big spoon, "Li Fan, oil." ”

"Wait a minute, sister, didn't you heat the oil first and then add the green onions, ginger and garlic?"

"Really?"

Everyone is dizzy!

Dare you command here for a long time, you might as well be everyone?

"Sister Yun, don't you know how to stir-fry?" Peng Ren said.

"I fry surplus vegetables, and I don't have such a procedure as oil. Don't worry, I've watched two episodes of "Thirteen Peaks" and I've learned almost. ”

Just when everyone was speechless, the door opened, and Mrs. Sister-in-law walked into the living room.

Zhang Lei's girlfriend looks quite good, and she is also clean and neat, which can be called a hall and a kitchen, inside and out. He got home, put down his bag, and rushed into the kitchen to make a delicious meal for everyone.

Not to mention, although Zhang Lei lost at the starting line in his love life, when he was near the finish line, he suddenly accelerated, overtook in the corner, and got such a good daughter-in-law, his life is very satisfying.

Li Fan sighed while taking a big bite of the food into his mouth: "Well, it's delicious! It's great, and with Brother Lei's rice, it's amazing!"

Everyone laughed and laughed, full of praise.

Gu Yating chewed carefully, and said in her heart: How do you make it? It's so delicious, it's better than a restaurant cook, and it ties your stomach so well.

Li Fan stretched out his hand and shook it in front of her, "What do you want, girl?"

"I won't tell you!"

"I'll tell you, I'll tell you," Song Zhongshu said hurriedly, "Brother, do you want to do art with me?"

Engage in art, paint?

Li Fan raised his head and said, "I don't have a wisdom root!"

"No need Huigen!" Song Zhongshu swore solemnly.

Can this be done?