1. My Daddy's Orange

My dad is the darkest dad in the world, and he has a lot of little secrets that moms don't know.

Privately he called me Little Fox, and I called him Old Fox.

The old fox is very good at making money, and he blinds me every time he secretly shows me the balance. And he is self-made, which makes Uncle Jiang angry enough.

The old fox is very good at cooking, Chinese and Western food, curry, sushi, and everything is good.

The old fox is very handsome, after all, I have half of my genes from him, but he is still very good-looking.

Of course, the most important thing is the old fox's black belly, I think many people can't play with him, except for me, who made me a little fox, I know a lot of his secrets.

The old fox liked his mother very much, and he usually showed only a third of it.

He said, "It can't be too obvious, your mom said that, well, she doesn't like to be too enthusiastic anyway." ”

"Oh, I don't like to be too enthusiastic. ”

The old fox knocked a cucumber on my head, "What are you thinking about in the little head?!"

"Cut," I pouted, "it's not that you're too tsundere, in fact, you often peek at your mother and giggle." ”

"What ......?"

The old fox was shy. He really often watched his mother laugh, his mother was very busy at work, she had to work outside for two or three months every year, and the old fox would collect all the DVDs of her mother's concerts, as well as the videos of every event. At night, when I was hungry and looking for food when I was doing my homework, I would see the old fox watching his mother's video in front of the TV alone, and laughing, just like my mother's fans.

Xiao Xing retorted to me, "My dad will too, every time my mom goes out to film, my dad watches my mom's TV series and movies at home alone, and then ......" (Jiang Hao: Shut up stinky boy, don't talk about the back)

But the old fox really likes his mother, and the old fox is also very busy at work, but every time his mother goes out to work, he will also find time to visit the class.

In those days, I was going to live in Uncle Jiang's house, fortunately I could sleep with Xiao Xingxing, but Jiang Xingxing was very annoying, and often came to rub the bed with us with a pillow, and didn't bring my own quilt, so I had to sleep in a quilt with the two of us.

Jiang said happily: "Of course I said that I was afraid that you would bully my sister, but I am a sister control, understand?"

At this time, Xiao Xu will also be sent over by Uncle Xu and Aunt Xiang, and Uncle Xu said that Xiao Xu is too talkative, and he should play with children more.

Xiao Xu likes to be cool, but I think he is a little more handsome than Jiang Xing, because he is tall and lovely, more than 1.9 meters, Uncle Jiang looks like a bird when he stands next to Uncle Xu.

(Jiang Hao: Go and go, where is Lao Tzu's little bird, Lao Tzu is attacking!)

Chen Xiang: Hey, hello, is it your sun my star midnight confidant uncle hotline, I just found out that my husband said gay, suspecting that he and I are married, how can I get the most family property.

Jiang Hao: Old~~~Mother~~~)

Jiang Xingxing can't do it, he is seven years old and shorter than me, just give Xiaodouding, every time he grabs the quilt with me, he can be kicked down by me.

Xiao Xingxing also likes Brother Xiao Xu, and always pulls Brother Xiao Xu's sleeve and says, "Da Gege sleeps together, Xiao Gege stinks." ”

Jiang was happy: "How am I a little brother, how can I stink!"

Little happy: "Woo woo woo ~ pull it out, stinky brother Qihu Oh ~"

Uncle Jiang: "Go, stinky boy, punish the station, daughter-in-law, you are responsible for keeping an eye on him." ”

I looked at Uncle Jiang with a dissatisfied face, "Uncle, don't talk nonsense, what if my boyfriend misunderstands?"

Jiang was happy: "You are a colored orange, what kind of boyfriend do you have at such a young age, take a walk, go to the penalty station with me, save yourself from being happy, and let you be spoiled." ”

Xiao Xingxing hugged the teddy bear and ran to Xiao Xu's brother's room, "Woo woo, Xiao Xu Gege, I want to hug." ”

Brother Xiao Xu hugged her happily and let her sit on his lap, "Be good, happy, don't cry." ”

Uncle Jiang: "Who asked you to hold my daughter's ?!!?"

Xiao Xu: "You don't agree?"

Uncle Jiang: "Nonsense!"

Xiao Xu: "This uncle, I don't think you should talk to a child who is less than ten years old. Turning his head to look at Happy, "Don't cry and be happy, sleep with my brother at night." ”

Xiao Xingxing smiled from ear to ear, "Brother, take a bath together." ”

Uncle Jiang: "Jiang Xingxing, you give me some restraint, don't learn from your brother!"

Jiang Xingxing made a grimace, "My sister obviously inherited you!"

Xiao Xu was still proudly touching Xiao Xing's little face, "Okay, what flavor of shower gel do you like, lemon or lavender, otherwise we will wash lemons today, lavender tomorrow, and ...... the day after tomorrow."

Uncle Jiang let go of the hand that was pinching Jiang Xingxing's ears, turned his head and glared at Brother Xiao Xu, "You too, give me some restraint, don't be like your old man!"

Xiao Xu shrugged, "You have claimed your daughter-in-law so early, what's wrong with me setting a baby for myself, besides, I and Happy Childhood Sweetheart, Happy likes to listen to me sing the most." Aren't you happy, do you like Brother Xu or like your father?"

Xiao Xingxing did not hesitate, "Xiao Xu Gege!"

Uncle Jiang was very hurt, "What about me?"

Xiao Xingxing, "Pull it out, pull it out second." ”

Jiang Xingxing, who was completely forgotten by his father and sister, walked up to me with a very hurt face, and opened his little arms to hug me, "Tangerine, my little orange, they all bullied me." ”

Fortunately, I dodged away before he hugged me, huh, thanks to the old fox who taught me this set of women's self-defense techniques when I was three years old, that's right, the person the old fox wanted me to defend against was Jiang Xingxing, but I only used five successful strengths, after all, for my own future ...... The physical and mental health of the future follower must not let him get hurt.

(Jiang Hao: Hey hey Qi Xiang, why do you know women's self-defense, honestly, have you ever been taken in by ghosts in the UKHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.)

Qi Xiang: Oh.

Jiang Hao: So calm?

Qi Xiang: Hey Chen Xiang? Well, I'm Chen Xiang's husband, no, that's not what I mean, I didn't mean that I said your husband. Well, to put it mildly, your husband said that he had a crush on me, and I was scared, and I hope you can protect my personal safety.

Xiao Chen Xiang: Ah! I want a divorce! I want to divide the family property! The son belongs to me, the daughter belongs to me, and the house belongs to me!

Jiang Hao: Wife~~~ I only have you in my heart~

Da Chen Xiang: Okay husband, don't bully the nouveau riche with too low IQ, I'll finish work tonight and go home tonight, and wait for me early.

Qi Xiang: I know my dear, what a day?

Jiang Hao: Hey Xiangxiang, I'm Jiang Hao, your handsome brother Jiang, do you miss me, rest assured that I will send Qi Xiang an X brother today, to ensure that you are satisfied, remember to praise after receiving the goods.

Qi Xiang, Xu Yi: Hey, Jiang Hao, you all need that kind of thing.

Jiang Hao: You will bully others and stop playing with you!

Xiangxi: Don't cry, they're joking, don't take it seriously.

Jiang Hao: Xiao Xixi, it's still your best.

Xu Yi: Wife, why do you want to talk to that.

Xiang Xi: Do you know how rich Jiang Hao is now? I have to win this big customer, and then we can open dozens more restaurants and bars.

Xu Yi: My wife is smart, my wife is so good.

Qi Xiang: Look, my brother is not as powerful as the two of them, and I see you all day long, so let's talk about the dowry that we are happy to give our oranges.

Jiang Hao: Tangerine is only seven years old......

Qi Xiang: Oh, then let me ask Lao Xu.

Jiang Hao: Wait, I'll give ...... ）

After learning that I had been sold by the old fox, I was angry with him and didn't eat dinner for a week.

Jiang happily drank Lego, "Obviously I secretly brought you dinner for a week, fiancée!"

"Shut up Jiang is happy, who is your fiancée! Drink your Gao Lego well, no, you won't grow tall if you drink it again, Brother Xiao Xu is still handsome, Brother Xiao Xu must be 1.9 meters when he grows up. ”

Jiang was happy: "The old man Jiang Hao is also one meter eight, not short, my brother will definitely be taller than him in the future." ”

Me: "Uncle Jiang, that's 179.5, besides, in the future, even if you are as tall as him, you will be shorter than Brother Xiao Xu, and you are not as tall as me now." ”

Jiang was happy: "Boss, two glasses of high Lego without ice!"

Jiang Xingxing has a lot of worries, he said that this is the pain of growing up, in addition to Uncle Jiang always forcing him to chase me, he also has another mission, which is to protect his sister and not let Xiao Xingxing be bullied by Brother Xiao Xu.

Actually, I think Brother Xiao Xu is very good, but Jiang Xingxing just treats Brother Xiao Xu as a rival in love, staring at him all day long, Brother Xiao Xu is much calmer than him, not only tall and handsome to study well, but also can play the guitar and sing, and the most important thing is that Brother Xiao Xu is nine years old, he often tells us that children can fall in love when they are nine years old, so envious, when I am nine years old, I also have to know a lot of handsome little brothers.

Jiang was happy and unhappy again, "He said something about my sister." ”

Me: "How can Brother Xiao Xu deceive happiness, Brother Xiao Xu likes to be happy the most." ”

Jiang Xingxing: "Happy is only four years old, she is in early love!"

(Chen Xiang: It's like you don't fall in love at the age of 7.)

Qi Xiang: Don't worry, wife, our little fox...... The little orange is smart, Jiang is happy to follow his father and make two.

Chen Xiang: Anyway, our family is not the same as Jiang Hao's family, and Xiao Xu is almost the same.

Jiang Hao: Return the dowry of Lao Tzu!

Qi Xiang Chen Xiang: Bye, we're going on a date~)

Jiang looked at me happily and dejectedly: "Your mother doesn't really like my father." ”

Me: "Nonsense! Can my mother like Uncle Jiang, that old fox has to abolish Uncle Jiang." ”

Jiang Xingxing: "I didn't mean that, I said, alas, you are too young, you don't understand ......"

Me: "We're only an hour away from our birthdays, idiots." ”

Jiang Xingxing didn't seem to be happy at all, "Tangerine, don't you like me either, then you can not marry me in the future, I will help you escape the marriage and hide it from your parents." ”

"Hey, Jiang is glad you don't do this, you're seven years old and still crying, forget it!"

I lowered my head and kissed Jiang Xingxing's little face.

He still wiped his tears......

(Jiang Xingxing: Hehe, the old man taught me this trick is really useful.) ）

Xiao Xingxing: "Xiao Xu Gege's mouth is sweet, and his mouth is sweet." ”

Jiang Xing blushed and glared: "What's the matter?!"

Xiao Xu touched his lips with his slender fingers, "Boy, kiss me happily, but kiss my mouth, you and the little fox are still far away!"

Jiang was happy: "Woo woo, I also want ~~mua~~ woo woo, orange ~~ woo woo, sister ~~ woo woo, I want to grow tall~~~"