Li Fan, who had just returned backstage, was surrounded by other actors, and they really couldn't understand how Li Fan created these jokes.

into the soil for three points;

There is an old one on the top, and a small one on the bottom;

Suffering is a blessing, blessing is like the East China Sea, horizontal criticism: come, you come!

Four Books and Five Classics;

Clever interpretation of Chinese characters;

thirteen incense;

broadcast gymnastics;

Ocean View Room;

……

The whole show, more than 20 burdens are dense and unique, unheard of, laughing all the way, not to mention this show on the welcome party, even if it is placed on the Beijing TV Spring Festival Gala, there is no problem, and everyone obviously feels that Li Fan's cross talk performance is significantly better than the cross talk of the Spring Festival Gala.

Those brothers and sisters who had not seen Li Fan's rehearsal and rehearsal surrounded Li Fan and were overjoyed:

"Li Fan, the effect of your show is fantastic!"

"Our stage is too small to accommodate your talent!"

"Especially eating soft rice stalks, there are old and young, absolutely amazing!"

"I love that, sea view room!"

……

Li Fan sneered, "It's good if everyone is happy." ”

Lu Yaya smiled: "Everyone didn't expect it, Li Fan is very accomplished in serious literature, but he is not an ordinary elementary school, his stomach is full of happy cells." Li Fan, how did you create these jokes, share them with you. ”

Li Fan scratched his head, he couldn't answer this, he could only say that the art workers in his previous life were too powerful, and the Internet jokers were too awesome. Li Fan had to find a reason to bring it: "Maybe it's inspiration!"

An old voice suddenly floated in the background, "A good sentence may be inspiration, I like your inspiration!"

Everyone looked back, and it turned out to be You Yong, a master of quyi, and a master of cross talk.

You Yong said again: "Young man, your performance just now is wonderful, both the typhoon and the content are very good. ”

Li Fan hurriedly thanked: "Thank you, senior, there are still big shortcomings, I still have to work hard!"

"Jin is barefoot, no one is perfect, of course, there are still many defects, but they can be made up, so let's do you want to be my apprentice, I will teach you by hand." ”

Everyone exclaimed, this is You Yong, that is one of the top masters in the cross talk industry, and it is also the "leader" in the music industry, wearing many hats, and he is very majestic!

Although Li Fan's fame is as good as the sky, whether to worship or not to worship has no essential impact on Li Fan, but if you want to learn opera and want to break into this circle, it is still beneficial to worship a teacher.

But Li Fan just smiled indifferently and said apologetically: "Teacher, your qualifications and talents are very much admired by students, but students already have a master, and our rule there is that the master is still there, and you can't worship others anymore." ”

You Yong frowned, "Who is your master?"

"Wang Yongfa!"

"Wang Yongfa?" You Yong pursed his lips imperceptibly, "Oh, I really haven't heard of it, it's unheard." ”

"He is just a folk artist in our rural hometown, he is my enlightenment teacher, the master is still there, and the students should be respectful to their fathers, so they can't chill the hearts of the elderly. ”

You Yong nodded, "Okay, love and righteousness, then let's talk another day!"

You Yong smiled and left.

Everyone:

"Li Fan, this is the 'first brother' in the music industry, don't give this face?"

"How tall he is, hang him and you'll be beautiful. ”

"Nonsense, with Li Fan's fame, if Li Fan wants to worship him as a teacher, will he increase his fame?"

"What you said is also right, but it's not right, do you know how to specialize in the art industry? In the music industry, especially in the cross talk industry, You Yong is the number one star!"

……

Li Fan listened to everyone's nonsense with a smile on the side, and did not express any opinions.

After the whole welcome party was over and the actors took the stage for a curtain call, Li Fan and Gu Yating left the auditorium, planning to go to the restaurant outside the school for a supper.

It is said that the new chef of this restaurant is particularly good at Northeast cuisine, first of all, they want to invite Lu Yaya to taste it, and secondly, the two of them are a little homesick, so they decided to relieve their homesickness by eating hometown dishes.

After finding a private room, Gu Yating said excitedly: "Don't you say that you don't have a master, cross talk is self-taught, it turns out that you lied to me!"

"I didn't lie to you, I lied to You Yong, as for that Wang Yongfa, he is actually a young man from my uncle's family, not a few years older than me, he led me to play when I was a child, and I am his 'big disciple'!"

Gu Yating was puzzled, "Why are you deceiving people? That's You Yong!"

"I don't want to apprentice, so I have to find an excuse, don't we Chinese people just pay attention to telling lies, if you want to tell the truth, then the old man should be unhappy. ”

"Hypocrisy, but what's wrong with worshipping him as a teacher?"

Li Fan smiled, not to mention the other party's artistic attainments, just in terms of morality, Li Fan really needs to think about it.

What Li Fan values is not how high your artistic attainments and reputation are, it doesn't matter, for Li Fan, the important thing is to be a teacher!

The concept of Master and Teacher is different, Master focuses on the word 'father', in traditional culture, Master is the second father, who wants to have a father with bad conduct? Worshipping Master is really not a joke, this is a major event in life.

Of course, Li Fan didn't know what You Yong's character was, but he knew very well the shady side of this business.

When she told Gu Yating what she meant, Gu Yating smiled lightly: "Yo, it's quite high!"

"It's not high, but you must at least have a basic moral bottom line, don't help profiteers sell fake drugs, don't revitalize traditional culture one by one, and then desperately squeeze out and suppress peers behind your back, don't shamelessly sell your reputation and reputation, this is the minimum moral requirement. ”

Gu Yating added: "Don't buy high-heeled cosmetics for little girls when you're too old." ”

Li Fan sneered: "Frankly speaking, personal matters are really nothing, and we can't care about it and are not qualified to take care of it." The main thing is not to cheat others. Virtue and art are in the first place, but the masters of virtue and art are almost extinct. ”

"You're too pessimistic!"

"It's not that I'm pessimistic, many people who have reached the peak of their artistic level may not be very virtuous, so you can study those celebrities at home and abroad in ancient and modern times. 'Virtue' and 'art' are not necessarily related, although the ancient Qin Hui is a minister, but poetry and literature in the world, quite good at writing.

Let's talk about the traitor Cai Jing, Cai Jing is also very talented, "Su Huang Mi Cai" knows, the four most outstanding calligraphers of the Song Dynasty of China, Su Shi, Huang Tingjian, Mi Fu, Cai Xiang, which originally this "Cai" should be the traitor Cai Jing, Cai Jing's calligraphy achievements are very high, the reason why it was replaced by Cai Xiang, is also a later change, which is also a point of view.

There are countless such examples, in short, virtue and art should be looked at separately. ”

Gu Yating: "Then you really don't apprentice?"

"We don't mix with people who don't know the roots, and we don't plan to cling to them. Apprenticeship is a two-way choice, the master examines the apprentice, and vice versa!"

"Cut! It's just you Li Fan who has the right to choose!" Gu Yating suddenly smiled and said, "How many more cross talk will you teach me?"

Li Fan said in surprise: "What's the matter, aren't you very resistant to cross talk, and you also said that you ruined your elegant goddess image." ”

"That was before, but after going on stage, I found that the sense of accomplishment that made the audience laugh was really great!"

Li Fan said lightly: "You are not suitable for cross talk." ”

"Why?"

"First of all, you're a woman!"

"Why can't women talk about cross talk, you are discriminating against women!"

Li Fan had no choice but to explain, "I'm not discriminatory, and there are indeed women who say cross talk, but women often don't have a good effect when they say cross talk." There are many reasons for this, the most important point is the traditional reason, a lot of baggage is not suitable for women, and the audience will feel 'too much' after watching it!

For example, if I say, 'I'm your father,' the audience will laugh happily, but what if a woman says, 'I'm your mother,' a lot of viewers won't be able to accept it. Just this kind of lightweight joke is not suitable for women to say. ”

Gu Yating retorted: "We can talk about some elegant and clean cross talk." ”

"Who watched? You looked? There are also two people who turn elegant, do you see it? Is "Back to the Cup" good? "The Dumb Girl Marrying" is good? "Liang Zhu Goes Down the Mountain" is good? The key is that no one listens to it!

Besides, you can't talk about cross talk when you laugh low, and you don't laugh less on the stage tonight. ”

"What's wrong with low laughter?"

"It's very happy to be an audience with a low laugh, and life is comfortable with a smile, but it's not okay to perform on stage. And the performance of cross talk is much more difficult than you think. ”

"What's so hard?"

Li Fan began to teach, "Pay attention to my demeanor and movements, or the sentence on the stage, 'Come on, you come here!' Different performances have different effects." ”

Li Fan stretched out his index finger, poked forward, hooked back, squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Come on, come here!"

Gu Yating did the same, and also stretched out her fingers, "Come on, come here!"

"No, no, it's not coquettish, the cross talk performance is a 3-point line and a 7-point performance, the key to whether the cross talk is good or not lies in the language rhythm and demeanor characteristics, a little more sassy and a little more flattering. ”

"If you don't learn, you don't learn, I don't have you!"

"Let's guide you again, the phrase 'I'm your father', you pay attention to my logical accent, of course you have to say 'I'm your mother'," Li Fan cleared his throat, "I'm your father!"

After studying Li Fan's speed and rhythm, Gu Yating said, "I'm your mother!"

"Don't say it to me!"

"Oh, I'm your mom, I'm your mom......"

Lu Yaya, who had just walked into the restaurant, was poor when she saw this, "Yo, so young!"

The three of them feasted, and at the same time, they finalized the preparations for the Jingda Quyi Society in detail.

For Li Fan's desire to set up a quyi club, Jing Nature is fully cultivated, and the details are quickly finalized, after the final application form is done, it is waiting for the final review, once the review is passed, everything else will be solved, office location, club funds, rehearsal venues, etc., all are not a problem.

After eating, on the way to the women's dormitory for the two girls, Lu Yaya joked: "The Huaguo opera art world depends on you to revitalize, such as Kunqu Opera, Yue Opera and so on." ”

Li Fan said with a smile: "A lot of quyi can't be revitalized at all, there is no mass foundation, let's do a good job of cross talk first, cross talk still has hope for revitalization, as for other traditional arts, in fact, I especially want to record it, many operas have become history is the trend of the times, but I hope we can pass on the flame of this art."

Hundreds of years later, everyone will only know the name Kunqu Opera, but it would be a pity if even professionals don't know what is going on. Let's go, two beauties. ”

Li Fan said, turned on his gorgeous singing voice, hummed and left:

"Then you are like a beautiful flower,

Like a year of flowing water, it is a question of idle searching,

In the boudoir self-pity,

……”

Looking at the back of the fluttering away, the two girls looked at each other.

Lu Yaya asked suspiciously, "What is he humming?"

Gu Yating shook her head again and again: "How do I know!"

"That's the Kunqu opera "Peony Pavilion"!" A girl carried a thermos bottle with peach blossoms in her eyes, "My family is engaged in this business, it's really good." ”

Lu Yaya rubbed her face violently, and asked in surprise, "Yating, he even knows Kunqu Opera?"

Gu Yating had a question mark: "How do I know!"

Several girls were silent.

……

The next day, Tuesday.

Tuesday afternoon was a magical afternoon, many TV stations did not have programs, and the school did not have classes in the afternoon.

The elite class also had no classes in the morning, but a class meeting was arranged, which was held by three classes together, Xiaoxiao roughly described the class requirements, and then issued a system: the class leader rotation system.

The so-called class leader rotation system means that one student takes the responsibility of class leader every month, and all 10 students in the class take turns in turn, after which the final class leader is elected.

Li Fan was no longer interested in this, his current vision was obviously not framed by this small class, his ideals were already burning, and he was shaking the gel pen to reverie freely, when he suddenly heard the voice of the assignment order.

"Li Fan, the squad leader of Class 1 is up to you first, just as you are responsible for military training. ”

Li Fan hurriedly got up and said, "Teacher Xiaoxiao, change to other classmates, I have a lot to do." ”

Li Fan refused, and he was indeed quite busy. As soon as the class meeting ended, Lu Yaya's notice came, and the final review of the Quyi Club passed!

Just one night, passed. As a giant panda on campus, Li Fan has indeed received too much preferential treatment, but there is no way, this is a young scholar! After a while, he was able to hold a seminar on new examination and evidence in his name, and no student in the history of Beijing University has won such an honor while he was in school.

At noon, the 509 office on the fifth floor of the moral education building was completely busy.

"Ma Qiang, don't go to clean the glass, you're not afraid of stepping on the windowsill. ”

"Ding Long, go, don't make trouble, set up the desk and chairs. ”

……

Someone is cleaning, someone has just gotten a customized nameplate, and they are nailing it to the wall, and there are three big characters on the nameplate: Quyi Society.

After Li Fan posted the new regulations, but not far away, Wang Nan and other classmates came back, some holding water dispensers, some carrying bottled water, and some holding office stationery.

"Hello Chairman Li!"

"Chairman Li is auspicious!"

……

"Comrades have worked hard!" Li Fan smiled and waved his hand to everyone.

The office was quickly cleaned up, there are many people and there is great strength, Li Fan was about to lead all the classmates out for a meal, but when he saw Gu Yating walk into the room, she held two badges in her hand and handed one of them to Li Fan, "Yours." ”

The top line of the badge reads: Beijing University Quyi Society. The following is a photo of Li Fan, and then two lines of words:

Position: Chairman

Name: Fan Li.

Li Fan shook it, "Cheng, this time we're regular." ”

"Eh, sister-in-law, what about ours?"

"yes, what about ours?"

……

Gu Yating sneered: "Yours, do you have any expertise in quyi?"

"I'll play the erhu!"

"I'll blow suona!"

"I can give a!"

Everyone was stunned when they heard this, Li Fan hurriedly turned around and looked at a few girls, "Which of you will?"

Peng Hui said weakly: "I will!"

The crowd laughed.

Peng Hui looked ashamed, "Okay, you have seen through it, in fact, I am not very skilled, don't laugh, I must practice diligently!"

Burst!

Li Fan covered his stomach and laughed so much that tears were about to fall, this girl was a little simple.

Peng Hui patted her chest and said, "Li Fan, I want to join, if you think my method is wrong, you can correct me." ”

"Gotta gotcha, don't say it, don't say it, let's go, let's eat. ”

After everyone went downstairs, Li Fan asked Xiaoya to help make an advertisement on the radio, and when they had lunch, Xiaoya's voice sounded on the radio:

"Our school's quyi club was officially established, the initiator is Li Fan, this afternoon from 2 o'clock to 5 o'clock to recruit new students, today mainly recruit students who are interested in cross talk, please pay attention to this interested students. ”

……

The whole Kyoto University was boiling.

A dormitory:

"I'm going, Shuai Li has set up a club?

"Wow, my idol dream lover!"

……

A canteen:

"Did you hear that, Li Fan wants to recruit a new one!"

"Eh, I have to sign up!"

"Wait, do you know what cross talk is?"

"Uh...... Whatever!"

……

A study room:

Someone put down pen and paper;

Someone closes the computer;

……

At about 12:40, the corridor on the fifth floor of the moral education building was already full of people, and there were no less than 200 people, of which girls accounted for 3/4.

"Eh, do you know what cross talk is?"

"Two people in a coat, it's easy!"

"Oh, that's good, I'm actually here for Li Fan. ”

"Nonsense, who isn't? It's a good thing to have a chance to get along with Shuai Li Chaoxi!"

"Look, Li Fan is here!"

Li Fan and the others just went upstairs, but when they saw this scene, they were completely dumbfounded, is the mass foundation of cross talk so strong?

Li Fan was originally worried that the club would not be able to recruit people, so how embarrassing would it be when the time came? Looking at it this way, he was completely worried, fortunately!

Everyone happily squeezed through the cracks, opened the door, Li Fan and Gu Yating walked into the office, and the others began to maintain order on the scene.

Ma Qiang maintained order: "Everyone line up and come one by one, don't worry." ”

Li Fan and Gu Yating sat down and smiled at each other.

Li Fan breathed a sigh of relief, "I didn't expect us to get off to a good start!"

Gu Yating snorted, "I always feel that for me, this is a green start!"

Li Fan smiled: "Ahem, please be the first classmate!"

The first classmate was let in, and it was a short and fat female classmate.

Li Fan asked, "Do you know cross talk, beauty!"

The female classmate was called a beauty, and she instantly felt numb, and hurriedly said: "Two mics, two coats, and then say a joke." ”

Li Fan shook his head, "I'm sorry, that, the number of places in the club is limited, we need to have at least a little foundation, or if we haven't studied it, we have a certain understanding of cross talk, you don't quite meet it for the time being." ”

The female classmate hurriedly said, "I can learn, Shuai Li." ”

Gu Yating said: "Then when you know about it, try it again?"

The female classmate walked away in a huff.

Three women and one man came in one after another, all of them didn't know anything about cross talk, and it was normal, the survival situation of cross talk in China was too bleak.

Another girl came in, Li Fan didn't have much hope, he asked, "Classmate, what are the four homework of cross talk?"

"What?"

Li Fan smiled: "Ask me rhetorically, say learn to sing,"

The girl nodded, "Ah, then I will! Easy! Say, I won the second place in the provincial poetry recitation, 'say' no problem." Learn, what am I learning like? I'm especially good at gorillas, you see!"

The girl immediately played the role of a gorilla, not to mention, vividly.

Several people in the room immediately laughed, this girl looked good, but she didn't expect to go out of her own way.

The girl continued: "Needless to say, I love to tease people the most, may I ask, what does it mean to applaud love?

Li Fan almost didn't hold back his internal injuries, "What about singing?"

"Sing, I'll sing one for you.

In the beginning, you were going to separate, and if you were separated, you were separated,

Now you want to coax me back with true love,

Love is not something you want to sell, you can sell it if you want to buy it.

……”

In the office, everyone laughed like crazy.

Li Fan lay on the table and smashed the table, she was already angry, this girl can really get out!

The girl asked, "How is it, it's okay, Chairman Li, it's okay for me to speak, learn, tease, and sing." ”

Li Fan raised his head, got up, stretched out his hand, and said with a smile: "Welcome to join the Quyi Club, welcome!"

Everyone was stunned, this ......