On the stage, Li Fan pulled his sleeves and continued his cross talk performance.

"When it comes to my girlfriend's family, first of all, let's start with her grandfather, in Hong Kong films, in the late 60s and early 70s of the last century, there was a very famous supporting role called Song Yuanming, everyone who has watched the classic old movie "Hong Kong City" should have an impression of the brother Li who pulled the rickshaw, that is Gu Yating's grandfather. ”

Gu Yating: "Yes, that's right. ”

"At first, the old man also started from running tricks, like the famous international kung fu superstar 'International Dragon', newcomers want to be famous, you must start from the bottom, he also played a lot of passers-by in the early days, the protagonist shot, da-da-da, the old man 'bang' followed the others to lie on the ground, the protagonist drew his sword, hey, the old man had a beautiful side flip, lying on the ground and struggling repeatedly for a while, and hung up again. In the early days, it was this kind of character over and over again, and there was not even a single line. ”

"Who says no?

Li Fan smiled: "Okay." It's not easy for celebrities to start working hard, they all come step by step. Three years have passed in a blink of an eye, and the old man has played a passerby for three years and has no interest, but he is already 22 years old, and he has reached the age of marriage, so he married his first girlfriend, the famous lady Tang Qing at that time——"

"Wait a minute," Gu Yating hurriedly grabbed Li Fan and said, "My grandmother's name is not Tang Qing." ”

"Hmm, grandpa's name is Song Yuanming, isn't grandma's name Tang Qing? Tang Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing!"

"Don't talk nonsense, grandma's name is Tang Fu. ”

Li Fan suddenly realized, "Oh, it's called Tang Fu? ”

"What is the reluctance to be difficult, it is originally!"

"Okay, listen to you. Grandma, her family is rich and powerful, and she is one of the 10 richest people in Hong Kong City. Think about it, classmates, how much pressure does a man from a poor family marry a rich daughter? Especially his acting career has not improved, and he has only acted as a corpse for three years, which is a shame.

For example, someone asked his father-in-law, 'Where is your son-in-law?', and the father-in-law said, 'Showbiz!'' 'Showbiz' Big star, what movies have you made? What role, we also look up to him!' Students, how do you say that the rich man tells others that his son-in-law is playing a corpse?

Grandpa felt uncomfortable, especially when his eldest daughter was born, the old man was even more anxious about his career.

A brief introduction, the old man has three daughters, and the third daughter Song Ying is sitting in the guest seat in the audience, and the aunt is good. ”

waved his hand to Song Ying, and after saying hello, Li Fan said again: "The second daughter is Gu Yating's mother, the well-known wall calendar beauty, the eldest daughter, who is currently doing business in Singapore, is a successful businessman, but the eldest daughter was also in the entertainment industry at first, and she was on the TV screen just after birth.

The eldest daughter was born, because she was very beautiful and came from a wealthy family, so she quickly made a name for herself in the entertainment industry, and when she was only 1 year old, she starred in "Baby Project", and, starring, the whole movie is supported by this cute doll. ”

Gu Yating nodded: "Auntie is really beautiful!"

Li Fan: "In the whole family, the father-in-law is a rich man, his wife is an artist, his daughter is a famous child star, and even his daughter's salary is countless times that of him, on the set, people say that grandpa is Song Jia's father, in life, everyone says that grandpa is Song Joong Ki's son-in-law, Tang Fu's husband, grandpa was put on a hat to eat soft rice, uncomfortable."

Someone ridiculed grandpa, saying that you don't have to worry about eating and drinking in your life, but grandpa sighed and said, "I'm too" with the old and the young!"

The burden rings again!

A good "old and young" directly made the students laugh at the scene.

Song Ying was even more happy to cover her face and laugh, and her father's long lamenting expression instantly appeared in front of her eyes.

Li Fan nodded on the table, "Classmates, the old man is also a man, if you can't think about it, you must take off the hat of the 'soft rice man' as soon as possible, so I worked hard to polish my acting skills, and secretly swore that even if I play a dead man, I must become the one with the best acting skills among these dead people!"

There is a good saying, if you suffer hardship, you will become a master, and by chance, the old man finally ushered in the opportunity to turn over.

It is said that one day, the famous director Li Angang shouted 'click', and suddenly found that in the group performance lying on the ground, there was a young man with a straight face and a wide mouth and handsome eyebrows, who played this 'dead corpse' very beautifully. ”

Gu Yating glanced at her, "Can a dead man still act beautifully?"

"Look, art. As if he had discovered a treasure, Director Li An called the old man to his side and said, "Young man, your acting skills are very outstanding, and the character portrayal is very good, use one word to describe it, what kind of word to use, let me think about it!"

Gu Yating said with a smile: "This director probably doesn't have much culture. ”

Li Fan said: "Quite cultured, the director held back an idiom for a long time, 'Young man, your acting skills, to this extent of playing the dead, in an idiom, it is, 'three points into the ground'!"

This burden completely ignited the enthusiasm of the audience, and the applause and laughter hit at the same time, completely interrupting the performance on stage.

"Poof!"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, 'three points into the soil', what a three points into the earth!"

"The image is apt, what a terrier!"

"Well, well said!"

……

Gu Yating spread her hands and said: "This is nonsense, if you play a dead corpse for three years, you can also play it to three points!

Li Fan said: "It doesn't matter if it's an idiom or not, it mainly fully illustrates the perfection of the old man's portrayal of an inconspicuous character." said that after the old man was discovered by director Li An, he finally ushered in a turning point in his career, and successfully starred in the golden supporting roles of many film and television dramas, in the late 60s and early 70s, although the old man was not a big star, but the audience did not know him, and he was the first actor in Hong Kong films to be called a 'golden supporting role'. ”

Gu Yating said: "Well, indeed, as a golden supporting role, he has starred in 135 film and television dramas in 5 years. ”

Li Fan: "But the old man's ambition does not stop there, the old man plans to transform and make money! What can he do? The old man slapped his thigh at the end and planned to open a private radio station in the UK!"

"Why?"

"First of all, grandma Tang Qing is an artist—"

"Tang Fu!!"

"Grandma Tang Fu is an artist, there is a circle of artists, and there is no problem in terms of resources. Secondly, at that time, European and American countries felt very unfamiliar and distant about our Chinese culture, and some people were also interested in it, which was a selling point.

Gu Yating nodded, "Well, that makes sense." ”

Li Fan said: "At the beginning of the establishment of the radio station, in order to promote Chinese culture in Europe and the United States, my grandfather planned to broadcast several programs, the first one is: Lion Dance!"

Gu Yating was stunned, "Lion dance?"

"The second gear is the dragon dance!"

"Dragon dance?"

"The third gear is acrobatics!"

Gu Yating hurriedly grabbed Li Fan's arm, "Eh, wait a minute." ”

"The fourth gear is shadow puppetry! Students, traditional art, shadow puppetry!"

"Li Fan, wait a minute!!"

"Fifth gear is—"

"Wait a minute, Li Fan!"

Li Fan looked at her suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

Gu Yating said unlovingly: "Big brother, lion dance, dragon dance, acrobatics and shadow puppet show are broadcast on the radio?"

"Ahh

"Ahh

Li Fan was stunned and said, "You can make up for it!"

"How big is your brain?"

More than 4,000 people at the scene were stunned by laughter, and even the quyi master You Yong was already laughing.

The stage performance of cross talk is very demanding, and cross talk is not something that anyone can say, the same joke, the master can make you laugh so much that your stomach hurts, but it is not interesting for ordinary people to say it. An Internet joke that you can listen to so badly that it is often not very bad when it comes out of Lao Guo's mouth, this is stage art.

Of course, Li Fan is not a master of cross talk, but he prefers various types of folk arts, and his uncle at home is from cross talk, Li Fan is also familiar with it, although he is not comfortable performing on the stage at this time, at least laymen think that this is an expert, and insiders think that this is the best seedling of cross talk.

Continue on stage.

Li Fan said: "After grandpa made a fortune with this-"

Gu Yating interrupted: "Heh, get rich, I think it's easy to go bankrupt!"

The audience laughed again.

Li Fan blinked, "After Grandpa made a fortune by relying on the radio, he deliberately went to the United States to buy a piece of land, built a mansion by himself, a typical Chinese-style villa, and walked into the yard, which was full of flowers and flowing water, like a fairyland." ”

"Well, it's beautiful!"

"Looking up, I saw a couplet hanging on the pillar of the villa door, and the upper couplet was: Suffering is a blessing!"

Gu Yating said: "Indeed, grandpa often educates us that it is good to suffer a little loss in life!"

Li Fan compared with his hand, and then said: "Xialian: Blessing is like the East China Sea!!"

"What, it's a loss to join my family!

"Horizontal batch is," Li Fan stretched out a finger and hooked it back, "Come on, you come here!"

Wow!

Applause, shouts, and screams completely flooded the auditorium.

Everywhere the camera scanned, everyone was laughing back and forth.

Song Ying's cheeks flushed with laughter, You Yong slapped the table with laughter, and the principal's beard trembled violently.

Especially the students present, they stomped their feet again and again with laughter.

Where have you ever seen such a laugh-intensive cross talk, for the first time they found that cross talk turned out to be so interesting, it turns out that cross talk is not just praising GDP on TV and praising the people for being rich and the people strong!

Especially Li Fan's demeanor and demeanor, steady and "funny" typhoon, made everyone laugh.

After being interrupted by the craze of the scene again, Gu Yating said: "Are you still coming? Besides, there was no movie, and it hadn't aired yet. ”

Li Fan cleared his throat and continued: "After the old man is developed, he is also very careful in educating his children, just talking about the second daughter's house, that is, Gu Yating's house, every time I go, I can feel the artistic atmosphere of the traditional cultural family. ”

Gu Yating said: "What kind of artistic atmosphere?"

Li Fan said: "I still remember the first time I went to your house, my aunt was too enthusiastic, let me go into the living room and watch the tea first." Ladies and gentlemen, people drink tea that is called a particular one, we drink tea with a cup, and people must use an authentic Yixing purple clay pot to drink tea!"

"It's really exquisite!"

"First of all, the nanny uses a mud pot to boil water, everyone should pay attention, it must be a mud pot, and the water, you can't use tap water, there is bleaching powder, you can't use pure water, pure water has no minerals, you must use mountain spring water!

Pour mountain spring water into the mud pot, burn it with charcoal below, put some lychee charcoal, the water boiled out has the fragrance of lychee, and then gently stir it with a fan to keep it simmering, and burn it slowly, for fear of burning the minerals. ”

Gu Yating nodded, "It's all particular here." ”

"After the water is boiled, first pour the purple clay pot with water, this is to keep the temperature of the pot and the water temperature equal, and then it will be the most critical step, make tea!"

"I was finally able to drink it. ”

Li Fan nodded, "Isn't it!" Auntie opened the drawer, showed me it, and asked, 'Son, do you like to drink Lipton, or is it 3:10?'"

Gu Yating spread her shoulders, "Bags of tea?

"Auntie also said, child, here are Da Hong Pao, Tieguanyin, West Lake Longjing, and Sultan San-"

"Your 'Sultan Three' is tea? Don't drink it, my family is not a scholarly family?"

Li Fan nodded, "Well, there is culture and quality of life." ”

Gu Yating pursed her lips: "I didn't see it!"

After the audience's laughter stopped, Li Fan said: "The old man not only educates his own children, but also his son-in-law. Gu Yating's father, who is also my future father-in-law—"

Classmates at the scene: "Huh!"

Gu Yating said: "Look at today's situation, maybe!"

Li Fan laughed: "Boss Gu is very smart in business, two years ago he was an entrepreneur in the province, two years later, he has already started to reclaim the market in the three northeastern provinces, the main entrance of Beijing University, the Yating chain supermarket across the street, and the flagship store in Beijing, will be open in the near future, welcome your support." ”

Gu Yating smiled: "Your father-in-law will be very happy if you hit this advertisement!"

The scene said in unison: "Phew!"

Li Fan: "Originally, Boss Gu was planning to enter real estate a while ago, after all, real estate is more profitable, and he also went to the construction site of an entrepreneur friend to inspect it, and he has a lot of knowledge.

At that time, the real estate boss pointed to a community in front of him and said, "Xiao Gu, this is my newly built community, called 'Hai'!"

Boss Gu asked suspiciously: "The name of the community is just one word?"

Well, just one word, after the construction of this community, it will sell for 6,000 yuan per square meter. I will build four more communities on all sides of it, and surround the 'sea'! The housing prices of the four communities outside are 13,000 yuan per square meter!"

Boss Gu asked, why is there such a big gap between this price and the 'sea' inside?"

Gu Yating asked, "Yes, why is it so big?"

"The boss said that this circle outside is called 'sea view room', and the price is naturally high!"

After hearing this paragraph, You Yong was so happy that he slapped his thigh, absolutely amazing, God complained!

The burden sounded successfully again, and this kind of joke complaining about the developer's false propaganda immediately resonated with everyone on the scene.

"After Boss Gu finished learning the experience, he reported to the old man, and wanted to hear the old man's guidance, and the old man said, 'Xiao Gu, we can't do this real estate!'

Xiao Gu said—"

Gu Yating raised her eyebrows: "Xiao Gu?"

"Uh, father-in-law!"

"Father-in-law?"

"Okay, Boss Gu said, 'Dad, I don't want to do it, I think doing real estate is also a little sorry for my conscience. ’

The old man said: "Xiao Gu, conscience is secondary, mainly because the real estate bubble is serious now, and it will burst as soon as it blows!"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

The old man is very decent, and Boss Gu is also a businessman, which is well-known. Recently, the large supermarket chain opposite Beijing University, the flagship store in Beijing, and Yating Supermarket opened. Business big reward, 3% off the whole site, 9 yuan for 100 yuan, 99 for 1000 yuan, welcome everyone to visit!"

Audience: "Phew!"

"Speaking of the old man's family education, let's just talk about the education of the son-in-law, and then talk about the education of the next generation, it is Gu Yating's generation. There is an interesting rule in the family that girls must wear perfume as soon as they are 16 years old. ”

Gu Yating said: "That's true, but it's all in trace amounts. ”

Li Fan said: "During the idiom competition, when I passed by Gu Yating, I smelled a faint fragrance, this smell is very familiar to me, well-known international brands at home and abroad, you have never heard of it!"

"What brand?"

"Gu Yating has been educated well since she was a child, and she is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting!"

"Wait a minute, what brand haven't you heard of?"

"Uh...... Wang Shouyi, said that she played the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting-"

Gu Yating slapped him and said, "Okay, Thirteen Incense? You sprinkle material on your body? Is that Wang Shouyi? That's David Lee!"

"Almost!"

"That's pretty much what you're called?"

"It's all fragrant, let's talk about Gu Yating's piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing, dancing, embroidery, acting, blowing, playing and singing, all proficient. ”

"You just play and sing, I don't play and sing, I am a straw troupe?

"Okay, let's talk about Gu Yating's dance first, she has practiced dancing since she was a child, she has a solid foundation and moving dancing, especially good at ...... Eh, what are you good at?"

Gu Yating said: "I am good at folk dance. ”

"No, no, no!"

"Tap dance, I'll do too!"

"No, no, it's the one that's particularly sexy!" Li Fan slapped his thigh, his eyes lit up, "Oh, I remembered, the ninth set of radio gymnastics, the times are calling!"

Burst!

The audience was so happy that they cheered loudly!

"Here's one!"

"Here's one!"

Li Fan was stunned, "You also see this?"

The audience said again:

"Here's one!"

"Here's one!"

……

The whole cross talk lasted for half an hour, and many people were already laughing so hard that their stomachs hurt and their throats were tired, and this original cross talk with ingenious laughter everywhere came to an end.

Li Fan and Gu Yating both bowed:

"Thank you, we are here to wish you all success in your studies at Beijing University!"

Gu Yating: "Flying Huang Tengda!"

In the warm applause and cheers, the two of them left, but as soon as they walked to the corner of the stage, Li Fan turned back again and said to Mike: "Yating Supermarket, the flagship store in Beijing has recently opened, and the business is very rewarding, and the whole audience is 3 folds, and the full 100 minus 9 yuan ......"

Audience: "Whew!!"

You Yong smiled so hard that his eyes narrowed, "Okay, this is good, the revitalization of cross talk depends on this kid, he has to be, I must take him as an apprentice!!"

Song Ying smiled faintly: "Don't worry, our entertainment industry is still thinking about this little fresh meat." ”

You Yong's eyes rolled, and he suddenly left the table and left.