September 10th, evening.

Backstage in the auditorium of Beijing University, the students participating in this performance were busy, some were looking for someone to put on makeup with their skirts, some were sitting in the corner and reciting lines crazily, and some were laughing and playing, which was very lively!

Lu Yaya, who was dressed in a suit, was busy before and after, no matter how big or small, but the command was determined. She went to the dispatch room for a while, and asked the host for a few words, every time she came to this kind of large-scale campus activity, it was her busiest and most worrying day.

came to the hall again, and after communicating with the on-site director, Lu Yaya returned to the backstage.

"Hello senior sister!"

"Chairman Lu!"

……

Lu Yaya nodded and said, "Have you seen Li Fan?"

"Oh, I heard that he and Gu Yating went to pick up the clothes. ”

"Originally, I said that I would send it today, but I didn't see the clerk at 4 o'clock, so Li Fan hurried over. ”

Lu Yaya picked up her mobile phone and hung up a call to Li Fan, and sure enough, they did go to the clothing store to pick up the clothes, and they were driving to school at this time.

"Move Li Fan's program to the end, none of us can say for sure the traffic situation in the capital, they say that they can arrive at the school in ten minutes, and if the situation is bad, it may be delayed for an hour. ”

"Yes, Chairman. ”

Lu Yaya stomped her feet a little impatiently, she was afraid that there would be problems with Li Fan and Gu Yating's program, after all, today's welcome party, whether it is from the perspective of creativity or traditional culture, their program is the highest level, with her aesthetic perspective, this show can be completely performed in the Grand Theater!

At half past six, the 4,000 freshmen in the auditorium had already taken their seats, and everyone chatted enthusiastically, full of expectations for the orientation party of Beijing University, which was also their expectation of their university life.

With the school leaders and guests from all walks of life taking their seats in the front row, the whole orientation party was ready.

Speaking of the front row of guests, there are many big names, such as the famous super-first-line actress Song Ying, the artist Mr. You Yong, the famous writer Teng Yue and other celebrities who came to attend.

An on-campus orientation party can attract these celebrities to attend, and I am afraid that there is only a famous school like Beijing University Chenhua, and I don't know what kind of excitement they are coming to join.

Of course, the reason why Song Ying attended was completely for her niece, and the baby niece was her heart.

With the order of the on-site director, the whole party kicked off, the male and female hosts came to the stage to announce the curtain, and the camera camera swept over the leaders and guests in the front row one by one, as well as the smiling faces of more than 4,000 freshmen present.

There are 30 people in three classes of the elite class, and they are lined up and sit in the second row in front. Ma Qiang saw the camera sweeping over, he waved his hand at it excitedly, and then said to Ding Long beside him: "Li Fan, can they come back on time?"

At this time, Song Ying turned around and asked, "Classmate, haven't they come back yet?"

Ma Qiang was stunned for a moment, and after seeing that exquisite cheek, he said incoherently: "Well, no, that seems to be a traffic jam." ”

The woman smiled and nodded, then twisted back again.

Ma Qiang excitedly fell into Ding Long's ear and whispered: "Big star, Song Ying took the initiative to talk to me!!"

Ding Long smiled very calmly, "Let's watch the show!"

Ma Qiang gave him a blank look, "Pretending to be forced!"

The first show is the opening dance, this dance is hot and sexy, the seniors also showed an eye-catching "chest expansion action", this scene directly caused a cheer from the boys, this dance danced, not to mention that this group of little boys couldn't sit still, it is estimated that there are many old men who are sitting in a precarious position and have a sense of fluttering.

Until the fifth program, the elite class looked at the stage eagerly, but it was not Li Fan and Gu Yating who came to the stage, and their program was replaced by a roller skating performance.

"Yo, Lao Li really didn't rush back. ”

"It's not like they can't do it today, right? It would be a pity if such a good show couldn't be performed. ”

"Send him a text and ask where it is?"

……

At this time, Li Fan had just parked the car next to the auditorium, and the two of them carried their clothing pockets, took three steps and made two steps, and walked quickly into the backstage of the auditorium.

Walking through the thick crowd, Li Fan pulled Gu Yating straight to the locker room, and a strange senior sister followed closely and asked, "Why are you here?"

"It's hard to put into words, the clothes were originally expedited, and the master's craftsmanship was also exquisite, but the work was too slow. ”

Li Fan said that, and went into the locker room with Gu Yating.

After a while, Li Fan, who was dressed in a long robe, came out, and he walked in front of everyone with elegant square steps, white and clean, like a prince of the Republic of China.

Everyone in the background was stunned when they saw this, this Li Fan's temperament, this Li Fan's coat, a perfect match! If this is born in the Republic of China, one of the 100% beautiful men of the Republic of China.

"Wow, Li Fan, you are so handsome. ”

"It is strongly recommended that you don't wear modern clothes in the future, or this kind of caftan is suitable for you, elegant and calm, and stylish!"

……

Everyone was praising Li Fan, only to see a fairy-looking woman coming out of the dressing room, she was wearing a gorgeous improved cheongsam embroidered with bamboo on a white background, stepping on a pair of white-faced low-heeled leather shoes, her hands were slightly folded together, and she walked in front of everyone with a delicate figure, just like a beautiful woman from the south of the Yangtze River landscape painting.

Everyone was left with a burst of exclamations, and they found out that the man's temperament looks at the cheongsam, and the woman's beauty is in the cheongsam, especially this cheongsam, which is definitely the most beautiful dress for Chinese women.

Lu Yaya, who came in a hurry, was also surprised, and she smiled comfortably: "Are you two ready?"

"No problem!"

"It's done!"

"Alright, get ready for the show, and after the next poem reading, it's time for your performance. ”

The two of them came to the side of the stage and quietly looked at the stage, while Gu Yating patted her chest and said, "Li Fan, I always feel that I have been cheated by you." ”

"I'm leading you to revitalize traditional arts. ”

"But big brother, have you ever seen a girl on stage to say cross talk?"

"Lonely and unheard!"

Gu Yating gave him a blank look, and then regretted it. First of all, as a funny actor, he is destined to be bullied to death by him, not only that, but there are a few girls who want to appear on the stage as a comedy, which girl doesn't want to be beautiful and stand in the middle of the stage with a dignified posture?

After the poetry reading, the host took the stage.

Male host: "What about the following program, it is a traditional program cross talk, all the students here are from various cities in Tiannan and Haibei, many people may not know cross talk, why don't we do an on-site investigation?"

The hostess said: "Then let's investigate, in addition to the cross talk performance on the Spring Festival Gala every year, all students, please raise your hand if you have seen cross talk through other channels." ”

Among the more than 4,000 new students, there were very few students who raised their hands, and there were sporadic ones.

The hostess said again: "Those who have walked into the theater and watched the cross talk, please raise your hand." ”

There were fewer people raising their hands this time, and after the male host counted them, "I visually checked, it seems that there are less than 20, and I estimate that among the students who raised their hands, they are all students from Beijing, Tianjin and Hebei, right?"

In this time and space, the traditional art of cross talk is far inferior to the previous life, and its living space is basically gone, and the annual Spring Festival Gala will be displayed in front of the national audience as part of the traditional culture, but everyone understands the cross talk of the Spring Festival Gala, and there are few people who win the hearts of the people, either singing praises or singing high and low, and the audience basically ignores them automatically.

Of course, there is also an old Guo in this time and space, but this "Guo" is called Guo Min, who is the inheritor of Guo School cross talk, and is also a rare cross talk performance artist in China.

The students were obviously unaware of this marginalized art.

The male host said: "And today, our Chinese cultural idol Li Fan will bring his girlfriend Gu Yating to bring you their own cross talk, "My Girlfriend's Family", please Li Fan, Gu Yating!"

"Please!"

Moderator.

All the classmates were stunned for a moment, cross talk, Li Fan, Gu Yating, Li Fan, what are you promoting tradition, you are obviously trying to lead the goddess astray.

4,000 pairs of eyes were aligned to the side of the stage, and when a cheongsam with a white background and bamboo leaves fluttered, the male comrades were boiling and shouting:

"It's so beautiful!"

"You're so beautiful!"

"Fallen Beauty. ”

……

And when Li Fan raised his feet and followed the stage, the high-pitched voices of the female compatriots came as promised.

The two men tuned the microphone and waved to the audience.

Li Fan smiled: "Thank you, thank you for your love, today the two of us will bring you a cross talk, I hope you like it." ”

"I like it!"

"I like everything you say!"

"You can stand there without speaking!"

Li Fan spread his hands and said: "Look, if you look good, you can't talk about cross talk." ”

The students shouted in unison: "Phew!"

Li Fan said: "Then let's introduce ourselves first, my name is Li Fan, and I am by my side...... Uh, it's not important, I'll start with that-"

Gu Yating interrupted, "Eh, wait a minute, it doesn't matter, why doesn't it matter, you have to introduce me!"

"You don't need to be introduced, who in the whole country doesn't know you!"

Gu Yating hung him down, and said "shyly": "I hate it!"

"It's a fact, just show your photo to a passerby, and anyone will be overjoyed: 'Hey, I know this girl, Li Fan and his girlfriend!'"

Burst!

The scene burst into laughter.

Gu Yating pinched her waist and said, "That's how the people of the whole country know me......?" It seems to be too. ”

"No, no, it's good. ”

"Look, then!"

"It's enough to export standards. ”

"Eh, what's your name?"

"This is a compliment to you! Look at the foreign students in our school, are they beautiful?"

"Beautiful!"

"Don't you know, you know, our export standards are far stricter than import standards!"

Gu Yating suddenly realized, nodded and said, "Oh, then you really praise me!"

The audience applauded.

Li Fan continued: "The two of us were first known to the audience at the idiom conference, and some people said that I, at a young age, was familiar with the collection of Chinese classical anthologies, but I don't deny it, indeed, I read a lot of books. There are poems and books in the belly, and the books I have read are all in the stomach. ”

"Really?"

"That's nature, I'll show you," Li Fan pointed in all directions of his stomach, "This is "Dream of Red Mansions", here is "Historical Records", here is "Confucianism", this stall is the Four Books, "University", "The Mean", "Analects" and "Mencius" are all here, here are the Five Classics...... Do you remember?"

Gu Yating nodded, "Remember, your belly can really fit it." ”

"Remember, I'll test you," Li Fan pointed to the bottom of his stomach, "What is this?"

"Dream of Red Mansions!"

"What about here?"

"The Peony Pavilion. ”

"What about here?"

"Four Books!"

Li Fan pointed again, "Hey, I'm talking about this!"

"Four Books (Four Uncles)!"

"Hey, that's what I'm talking about!"

"Four books, eh, you took advantage of me, didn't you?"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Li Fan smiled slightly, "Some people say that I am talented, but this is indeed a bit undaring, that is, I usually like to ponder ancient culture and study blindly." ”

"What have you been researching lately?"

"Recently, I've been studying kanji. Let me tell us about the results of my research. Excuse me, what is the word?"

"People!"

"What about another one?"

"From!"

"How about adding a "horizontal" below?"

"Clumps, 'clumps' of grass, bushes. ”

"Wrong!" Li Fan shook his sleeves, "There is something wrong with this word." ”

Gu Yating was puzzled, "What's the problem?"

"Do you think, if 'bush' means bush and grass, then why aren't there two trees and two grasses on the 'horizontal'?"

Gu Yating scratched her head, "You asked me." ”

Li Fan smiled proudly: "So, this word should be pronounced 'bed'!"

"Bed?"

"Yes, the bed! A horizontal board with two people lying on it, and you say, 'Cong' is not 'bed'?"

"Hey, that's your explanation...... According to your explanation, you can also pronounce 'kang'!"

Li Fan shook his head, "'Kang' is not the word, Kang should be three people on top of a horizontal!"

"Then I can pronounce 'tatami'!"

Li Fan thought about it for a moment and said happily: "Hey, it's also done!"

"What is it, you are!"

"You don't understand this, do you? I'm asking you, what is the addition of a 'horizontal' in a 'mouth' word?"

"Day!"

"What about adding a 'vertical'?"

"Tian!"

"What about this 'vertical'?"

"By!"

"Out of here?"

"A! I read 'Shen' up and down, what's wrong?"

Li Fan frowned and said, "Girl, what if the word 'Tian' is 'horizontal'?

"This ......"

"I don't know, after my in-depth research, head left or right, this word is pronounced as 'fly swatter'!"

The audience burst into laughter:

"Phew!!"

Li Fan said with a smile: "One more, adding a 'person' in the 'door' is 'flash', adding 'horse' in the 'door' is 'breaking', adding 'ear' in the 'door' is 'smelling', what about adding a 'Gu Yating' in the 'door'?"

Gu Yating smiled: "I understand this, according to your explanation, add a 'Gu Yating' to the 'door', then I can't get out, this word is called 'everyone is beautiful'!"

"That's not right!"

"Little jasper?"

"That's not right!"

"I was added to the 'door', so what is it?"

Li Fan raised his eyebrows and said, "Close the door and beat the dog!!"

The applause at the scene was like a tide, and the laughter continued from the backstage to the audience, and this burden successfully exploded.

Gu Yating stuck her waist and looked at him through gritted teeth for 10 seconds, and then Duang kicked him, "you!"

Li Fan rubbed his buttocks, "Talented." ”

"It's talented, but it's not used in a serious place!"

Li Fan smiled and said to the audience: "It's because of my talent that my uncle and aunt like me very much, and said to Gu Yating, 'Other boys' families absolutely don't agree, so they like Li Fan's kid." ’”

"Don't be shameless, my parents like you and it has nothing to do with whether you are talented or not. ”

Li Fan was stunned, "That's?"

Gu Yating smiled, "It's just because you're handsome!"

Li Fan suddenly realized, "Oh, this is also done, my uncle and aunt are so superficial, I don't mind!"

"Go, go!"

Li Fan said: "Next, let's talk about the lovely Gu family, "My Girlfriend's Family"!"

……

The vice principal whispered to You Yong, the quyi master beside him, "How is it?"

You Yong squinted his eyes and nodded, "Okay, the boy has a very good sense of rhythm, he was born to eat this bowl of rice, I want to take him as an apprentice!"

"What about the girls?"

"Girls are not very suitable for cross talk, not only Gu Yating, any girl who says cross talk will have birth defects, as a teaser, sometimes women can't show it, as a compromise, the partner can't talk a lot of the time, and can't smash it to death, Li Fan has collected too much, if Li Fan's partner is replaced by a boy, the excitement of this show can reach a new high. ”

The two of them looked at the stage again, but Hou Yong muttered again:

"I'm going to take him as an apprentice!"