"Crazy? Of course not crazy, I'm fine, I'm fine. I said to Wu Xuan through the black thigh socks that shrouded my head: "I feel more refreshed than ever before, and the breath on it simply gives me a new lease of life." ”

"Do you mean athlete's foot?"

"I mean the cold air on it......" I knew that Wu Xuan didn't believe me, so I grabbed the other thigh sock and stuffed it into Wu Xuan's arms and said, "Feel the feelings yourself and see if what I said is true." ”

At the moment when she touched the thigh socks, Wu Xuan could also clearly feel the cold air on them, she quickly buried her head in the thigh socks and took a sharp breath, then raised her head and said to me: "Really! Super cool! What kind of black technology is this? It's not an illusion, right?"

"Don't you know if you feel it yourself?" I snatched the thigh socks and tore them off and put them on Wu Xuan's head, which was easier than a condom and put them on directly, Wu Xuan also groaned with satisfaction and went limp.

However, although the thigh socks can cool our heads, the other parts of the head are still extremely hot, and Wu Xuan and I, who were thinking about how to solve this problem, looked at the big black at the same time......

"Help!" Da Hei hurriedly got up and wanted to escape, but how could she escape in this narrow space? Wu Xuan and I grabbed one of her hands and pulled her directly to the front, poor Da Hei was sandwiched between the two of us, the two of us used our bodies to cling to Da Hei's clothes, the cold air on Da Hei's clothes spread all over our bodies, and all the heat disappeared in an instant, and the two of us seemed to be hugging a large piece of ice.

"Help! Let go of the concubine! Help...... Hmm...... Uh-huh......"

Unable to continue struggling, Daihei gave up resisting, and she could only let us keep rubbing her body - no, rubbing her clothes.

Found an oasis in the desert.,Naturally, we won't let go of this oasis again.,It's just that our big black is constantly tormented by the crazy me and Wu Xuan.,I guess after this incident, Da Hei shouldn't be willing to wear her goth loli suit, right?

And just as we were having fun, we suddenly heard what seemed to be a car parked next to us, and then we heard two "didi" horns, and an extremely magnetic boy came into our ears: "Hey! Your car is broken." ）”

When we removed the umbrella from our heads, there were two young men, a man and a woman, sitting in the car next to us, but the expressions of the two men were as if they had seen two perverts in thigh socks working together to molest a poor ignorant girl, although this was the case.

Wu Xuan and I hurriedly ripped off our thigh socks on our heads, and Wu Xuan waved at the woman sitting in the passenger seat and smiled in her English that was not much better than mine: "It's a nice day. ）”

The other party saw that our English was not very good, and pointed to the driver behind their car and smiled: "Here ill you going?e can take d...... Are you Yamato people? Speaking of which...... Are you Yamato people?)"

"No, e are Han people. "Fortunately, the other party took care of us, and we spoke more slowly and didn't have any difficult words, so I was able to answer in front of me.

The other party showed a regretful expression and said, "I'm sorry, I can speak Japanese, but I can't speak Chinese." ）”

"Oh!My Japanese is better than English. "I suddenly jumped up like I had stepped on an electric door, after all, it was easier for me to speak Japanese than English, and it would be nice to be able to communicate in Japanese.

So we took our luggage and got into the car of the two people who happened to be passing by.

Sitting in the car, the girl asked me in Japanese, "Where are you from?

"That's right, we're here to travel, we're from Minhai. I replied with a smile.

The girl asked excitedly, "Minhai? I've heard that mapo tofu is your specialty of Minhai?"

I smiled awkwardly and said, "What's that...... Although strictly speaking, they are all Han dishes, but mapo tofu is not a specialty of Minhai, do you like to eat mapo tofu?"

She laughed, "I like it to the point of having enough tissues every time I eat it." ”

"Ah, it's true that if the chili pepper drip on your body, it will be a little uncomfortable......"

"No, I mean the paper towels that go to the toilet. ”

“……”

After a little more chatter with the girl, she suddenly exclaimed, "Ah! I forgot to introduce myself - my name is Ivy Clark, and this is my boyfriend, Noel Gerald." ”

"My name is Tang Yihan, her name is Wu Xuan, and this is the other ...... Her name is Daiko. ”

Because of the cultural differences, Ivy Clark was not curious about the name of Big Black, she held out her hand to me and said, "Hello, Don." Please advise. ”

Ah, sure enough, it feels a little strange in Japanese, watching an American man stretch out his hand to me and say, "Please advise," and subconsciously want to reply, "Nice to meet you, too." Finish.

Then she looked at Wu Xuan and said in her broken Chinese: "Nihao, Wu." ”

Wu Xuan shook hands with her and said, "Hello, hello." ”

And when she stretched out her hand to shake hands with Da Hei, Da Hei said to her with a disgusted face: "Don't get close to the concubine body, you low-level human, how can the concubine's body be easily touched by a low-level human like you?"

Ivy couldn't understand what Da Hei said, so she looked at me and asked me to translate, so I had to say to Ivy: "She just got on her hands when she was wiping her butt on the side of the road, because there is no water to wash her hands, so she had to wipe it with paper and wait for it to dry naturally, so she doesn't want to shake hands with you, lest your hands get a bad smell." ”

"Oh!" Ivy was taken aback by my words, she quickly picked up her water and handed it to Dahei, saying, "Quick, wash your hands with this, it's a terrible thing for girls to smell on their hands." ”

Hei didn't know what Ivy meant, she looked at me curiously, and I said to him, "It's a custom in California to wash your hands with the water they give you if you don't want to shake someone's hand, to show that you're actually willing to accept them." ”

Da Hei was dissatisfied: "The concubine body has not accepted this low-level human being. ”

"Anyway, it's just washing your hands with water, what are you worried about?" I took Ivy and stuffed it into Dahei's arms and said, "Open the window and wash your hands." ”

Da Hei had to listen to me, open the window, take the water bottle, and stretch out her two hands to wash her hands, and then Ivy said, "She doesn't seem to be very willing to wash her hands, doesn't she want to wash off the smell on her hands?"

I covered my face and continued to talk nonsense: "She actually likes the smell after being dried......"

It's over.,A good blonde Lori was ruined by me like this......

Wu Xuan didn't understand what we were talking about, but she knew that there was no custom in California to refuse to use the water given by others to wash their hands after shaking hands. But she also guessed that I was fooling the big black, so she didn't say it, just curious about why I did it.

We continued to chat, Wu Xuan received a call from the fire brigade during this period, it turned out that the fire brigade had arrived at the place of our car's flat tire but found no one, so he called.

Due to the complexity of the situation, there was no way to explain it clearly with Wu Xuan and my half-baked English skills, so we had to hand over the phone to Ivy and ask her to explain it to us.

After hanging up the phone, Ai Wei handed the phone to Wu Xuan and said to me, "There are about five minutes to Fresno, where are you going to get off the bus?"

"Ah...... You can find any place, but it's best if you can find a hotel on the way. ”

"Okay, leave it to us. Ivy patted me on the chest and said, "I promise to take you to a hotel that satisfies you." ”

"Thank you......" I continued to make small talk to Ivy, "By the way, Clark, what are you doing in Fresno?

Ivy replied, "Noel's house is in Fresno, but my family isn't. My home is not in the Americas, but in Europe – Edinburgh, Scotland, which is my hometown. But after my brother was arrested two years ago, I left my hometown and came to California alone. ”

"Your brother......" I didn't pay much attention to it, but subconsciously said it.

When Ivy heard me say that her brother was called, she replied casually, "His name is Charlie, Charlie Clark, and he is a paranormal ......"

Charlie Clark......! It's one of the five supernatural beings who lived in Shang Qingyun's house before! Although I don't know where the others are now, it should still be in Minhai, right? Ivy turned out to be Charlie Clarke's sister! Is this world so coincidental? Such a small probability made me bump into it!

Ivy didn't notice my anomaly, as if she wanted to talk, she leaned back in her chair and said, "My parents died in an accident when I was very young, and my brother and sister have no relatives other than my parents, if it weren't for my brother becoming an anomaly and receiving government subsidies, we might have been sent to an orphanage......