Hello everyone, I'm Tang Yihan. Actually, I don't plan to use this opening sentence, but I can't calm down my heart for the time being, so I feel that I need to use this opening sentence to calm my heart.

After all, why can't I calm down for a while? Let's talk about where we are now? We're on a highway in central California, it's 1:47 p.m., and it's ...... 37 degrees Celsius......

Wu Xuan and Da Hei and I were sitting on this red convertible sports car with parasols, and the three of us felt like we were about to be vaporized by the damn sun, but there was nothing we could do but wait here - our car had a flat tire.

Although it was only a few days after we bought the car, we did get a flat tire. We don't know the cause of the puncture, we sent out a distress signal about half an hour ago, and now we are waiting for the fire brigade to come and tow the car for us.

It's only been half an hour, but the three of us are almost dying......

"No more...... I think I can explain here...... "I'm still pressing the button to close the hard top, but I don't know if it's the Maverick guy who is mentally retarded and bought a second-hand car or if he took a kickback and bought a broken car, anyway, the roof just can't be closed, so even if we want to close the roof and rely on the air conditioner to get through, it's impossible."

Wu Xuan also leaned on the seat weakly, she looked at the black parasol above her head and said: "This is really the worst third road trip I have ever experienced since I was a child......

"Did you use to drive a lot?" I finally gave up on closing the roof and leaned back in my seat.

"Yes, but most of the time it's not me who drives, it's my sister who ......is responsible for driving" Wu Xuan picked up the bottle of water that had been warmed up a little and pasted it on her face, and after feeling that the temperature was wrong, she hurriedly put down the water: "I have only driven twice, and the first time I was driving, I just got on the highway and encountered a traffic jam...... High-speed traffic jams...... We were stuck in traffic on the highway for six hours, and finally we gave up the road trip and went home. The second time I was driving in a blizzard, the car skidded and crashed into the side of the road, but luckily I wasn't driving very fast, otherwise my sister and I would have been gone. Since then, every time I go out on a road trip, my sister doesn't dare to let me drive. ”

I tilted my head to look at Wu Xuan, and the expression on my face was as distorted as the protagonist in a dung anime eating lemons: "Why didn't you tell me about it earlier?"

Wu Xuan said melancholy: "I didn't expect this to happen...... And I think the first two times must have been just accidental, I can't be so bad as to have a problem on every road trip, right?"

I covered my face and sighed, "Forget it...... It's already happened, it's useless to blame anyone, just wait for the fire brigade to come quickly......"

We don't want to waste our energy by saying another word, we feel uncomfortable moving in this weather, so we might as well lie down and wait for help.

"The concubine body thinks...... The concubine needs to take off this dress......" Da Hei, who was sitting in the back, said and took off her T-shirt, and fortunately we had parasols on our heads, otherwise she would definitely be gone...... No one can see it when it's gone.,There's no store in front of the village.,I hope someone can see the big black gone.,So we'll be saved.。

Wu Xuan and I didn't stop her, anyway, no one saw it, so if she couldn't stand it, let her take it off. But what made Wu Xuan and I feel strange was that after she took off her clothes and skirts, she took out her black gothic loli suit from her backpack and was about to put it on.

I hurriedly stopped her and said, "Wait! What are you going to do?"

Daikoku said to me as a matter of course, "What are you doing...... Of course it's getting dressed, what's the problem?"

"No, no, no, which one of your clothes and the one you just took off, don't you have a point in your own heart in this weather?" I couldn't help but grab the one she had just taken off and said, "Do you think this dress is hotter than your one that wraps your whole body tightly?"

"Of course. Daikoku said as she put on her dress.

Wu Xuan and I glanced at each other, this guy ...... I think this guy must be stupid by the heat, right? If the fire brigade doesn't come again, I think the big black head will probably change from a three-year-old child to a one-year-old baby.

At this time, Da Hei had already put on her clothes, and after she put on the clothes, Da Hei collapsed in the back seat with a happy face and said, "It's finally cool...... I almost died of heat and the concubine died......"

What stupid is this guy talking about? Is that hotter, okay? But......

I reached over and touched the clothes on Da Hei's body suspiciously, and the moment I touched the clothes, I felt as if my hands were touching ice, and the clothes were actually exuding cold air in themselves!

It's no wonder that Daikoku didn't feel the heat at all when he wore this outfit before, it turned out that after wearing this outfit, it was as if he had worn a large piece of cold ice on his body.

I hurriedly grabbed Da Hei's sleeve and said, "Da Hei, discuss something, take off your clothes for me to wear......

"But the concubine refuses!" Dahei slapped my hand away, and sat in the back seat as if he were a bad boy, and said, "One of the concubine's favorite things to do is to see others being tortured by the hot weather, while the concubine herself enjoys the cold clothes...... Ahh

The last scream was the scream made when Da Hei was slapped in the face by me, although I felt that the violence was not good, but Wu Xuan has been used to the scene of me hitting Da Hei from time to time in the past few days, and she only symbolically pulled me and said: "Don't fight, don't fight, there is something to discuss, people are just children." ”

Yes, a child who will be released for three hundred years as soon as the holiday is released......

I glared at her and shuddered, then I turned my gaze to the thigh socks she had thrown aside and hadn't put on, I thought they were in the same outfit as her......s, right?

I reached for a pair of thigh socks, and sure enough, it felt like I had caught a long ice cube, and I quickly put the thigh socks on my face like a pervert robbing a bank and sighed: "Ah~ It's so cool~ It's so cool! This feeling is simply unstoppable......"

Wu Xuan looked at me and couldn't help but show a disgusted expression on her face and said, "Gardenia...... You're not crazy, are you?"