Chapter 0488 - That Kind of Thing Worries Your Stomach

Phoenix couldn't accept it in her heart, and snorted in the face of the beautiful woman: "You are also a woman, why don't you go to the flower thief?

The beautiful woman's eyes turned red, and she was about to come out of her sockets, and said viciously, "Look for your husband, don't be angry with others!

The phoenix can't go away, knowing that her husband is in the body of a beautiful woman, and there is no other way but to shout: "Lord Qingtian, it's my turn, come out quickly?"

The more the matchmaker listened, the more annoyed she became, and finally couldn't help but say: "Woman outside, stop shouting! 10,000 years has just taken a small step, you wait slowly! If you can't wait, go back and rest first, and ......then come back at a good time."

Phoenix Flower knew that the matchmaker wanted to dominate the end, what should she do? After thinking about it, she still had no answer, so she had to discuss with the beautiful woman: "If you can release your husband, I will give you sexual blessings." ”

The beautiful woman is no longer a tree, but also thinks about the feelings of a man, and ponders for a long time before asking, "Is ......what you said true?"

Phoenix Flower was very confused; even if she wanted to get her husband out, the matchmaker didn't want to! Besides, this kind of talk was not credible, and she just wanted to try: "Have you really thought about it?"

The beautiful woman stopped squeaking and stared at her body and shouted, "Matchmaker, your time has run out, come out quickly!"

Phoenix Flower is very depressed, why would she shout like that? I want a husband, what is the matchmaker doing when she comes out?

The beautiful woman didn't speak, she slapped her body and shouted, "Matchmaker, I know where you are, if you don't come out, I'm going to take action?"

The matchmaker finally couldn't help it, and jumped up and called out: "You are my beauty tree, how can you fight with the master?"

The beautiful woman didn't think so, and after thinking about it, she said: "It's not me who fights; it's the women outside who don't want to, so you better get out obediently! Otherwise, failure will be more sad than a lost dog!"

The matchmaker's ambition has long been written on her face, and she will not give up for less than 10,000 years......

The beautiful woman knows that there is no point in discussing it any further...... With all his might, ""Let the matchmaker out as a fart...... Flashed and disappeared without a trace......

The matchmaker was discouraged, and she didn't know how to vent the anger in her heart, and when she saw the phoenix, she scolded: "You are a shameless slut! Is the husband yours? Everything comes first, and now it's okay, the husband has been robbed, see what you should do? Why don't you hurry up and find it......"

The phoenix flower was so angry that her eyes were about to bulge out, how could there be such a shameless woman in the world? She took advantage of it, and she still wanted to sell herself! She had been sexually blessed, but she didn't even get involved in it......

The matchmaker has gone down the stairs, although she has the smell of a beautiful woman, but she is still a winner, and she grinned and said, "Let's not quarrel, if you can find a husband, the sexual blessing will be yours." ”

The phoenix flower longs for sexual happiness, and wants to smell the breath of a man, although it is not as fragrant as a woman, but after all, a man is of the opposite sex, and the smell on his body is exactly what he needs......

The matchmaker was secretly in her heart

Scolded: "Cheap woman, cheap woman! I don't know if the fire has scorched her? I can't wait to wear nothing, so that the greedy man keeps drooling, is it so proud?"

Phoenix Flower scanned it with fairy eyes for a long time, and suddenly a sentence appeared: "Chasing ......"

The matchmaker understood in her heart and immediately stopped: "Wait! I have a way to ......"

Phoenix didn't believe it, but she couldn't be sure, so she had to wait with her suspicious eyes open......

Lu Cuihua's shout came from afar: "Sister matchmaker, have you lost the Qingtian Master?"

The matchmaker is very strange? The husband has not announced that he will marry her, so he doesn't know what he cares about? Looking back, he is not alone, and there are four people behind him, including Wan Bushi and his wife Wan Lisha, as well as Xia Dairen, and even Qi Da Wei, Lan Tang, and Niu Erxiang, a total of nine people......

Before she could speak, Phoenix Flower couldn't wait and complained loudly: "My husband was snatched away by the beauty tree!"

These people, flashed, appeared in front of the phoenix flower, thought about it, frowned and asked, "A tree, what are you doing robbing people?"

Phoenix Flower complained to her face: "It's really hard to explain! I didn't expect this kind of strange thing to happen......"

Wan Bushi seemed to be smarter than others, and he didn't analyze it, so he blurted out: "Beauty tree, isn't it changed by the matchmaker's sister? She must have a way? Even if others have immortal methods, they can't use it." ”

Of course, the matchmaker knew it in her heart, and said unceremoniously: "She can't run far, you all wait and see......"

This sentence attracts everyone's attention and stares at it with both eyes; what trick will it be?

The matchmaker flashed in the air, turned into an owl, and howled like a ghost: "Where are you hiding, dear tree?

The more Phoenix listened to it, the more uncomfortable it became, obviously because she wanted her husband to become a psychopath, and she still relied on others. So, he stared at the owl and scolded: "A female cat, when it comes to the spring season, why can't she call out the male cats, so my heart is very angry, and I can't wait to bring all the male cats to my side!"

The matchmaker turned into an owl, pretending not to hear, and continued to shout: "Husband, I haven't had enough sexual blessings, can I come out to meet, what are you hiding in someone's body? Although she won't let you go, she can pop out of her mouth......

Everyone laughed, Lu Cuihua covered her mouth tightly, her voice still couldn't be suppressed, and she squeezed it out from between her fingers......

The more Phoenix Hua listened, the more wrong she became, and she didn't give any affection, so she pulled down her horse's face in public and reprimanded her fiercely: "A little widow, a man has just died, and he misses a man again! She doesn't look like a woman at all! When her husband dies, she should be widowed for three years, so that her storage is full, and then she thinks about missing a man; but why is she like this? Is it that kind of thing that makes her feel worried?"

Lu Cuihua didn't dare to say anything about you to your face! After all, if she wanted to compete with Phoenix Flower for a man, she couldn't be too repulsed in her heart, so she could only comfort her with kind words: "Sister, that's not the case; my dead husband was eleven years younger than me, and it has been many years! I have achieved three obedience and four virtues; but none of this works! If a woman has no one to support her, she will starve to death; your husband is your husband, and I won't fight with you, if the Qingtian lord takes a fancy to me, of course he has the final ......say."

Can Phoenix Flower not know? This woman has reached the age of the wild, and she can do anything shameless, and the old man of Qingtian solves the case, and after she follows up, she will have a face on her face, and she will not be able to drive away! It seems that if she does not fight, it is more beneficial than fighting! Blame it on her dress, like a goblin, for letting men see it

and the soul flies......

The owl that the matchmaker turned into was still howling in the air, worse than a ghost crying: "Husband, the beauty tree is not a human, don't use evil thoughts! It will damage the body; let's get out of her mouth quickly!"

I heard it, but what could I do? The beautiful woman had sealed all the exits, and the only thing she could go to was where the women least wanted men to go; what should I do?

The beautiful woman had already planned, and shook her body vigorously to coquetry: "Husband, there is no one now, don't let the sexual blessing stay; there is a hard call, go! The sweet moment has opened the skylight, don't hurt that hot heart! Turn your face, everyone is not so good-looking......"

I knew it was a threat, that a man who had been burned by fire could not have so much dry wood on him, that a beautiful woman was transformed into a beauty tree, and that my heart could not be warmed by thinking of the women's signs made of bark under the pillows of the prison wardens. Anyone who has seen it knows that it is a kind of malay, very sharp and hard broken thing, once a man is infected, it must be more uncomfortable than a cheating father;

The matchmaker turned into an owl, her voice getting lower and lower, and suddenly a human sentence came out: "Beauty tree, I see you! Where do you want to escape?"

The beautiful woman was not afraid at all, and with her red eyes, she stared at it tightly and shouted: "An owl, also wants to hit a man's idea, I will shoot you down with an arrow, and there will be no ghost crying in the air!"

The matchmaker whispered in the face of the beautiful woman in a human voice: "It's me, can't you hear me? ”

The beautiful woman's eyes were getting redder and redder, like blood, about to flow out of her eye sockets, her body flashed, her left hand tightly held the branch and bent the bow, and her right hand put on a branch arrow, aimed at the neck of the matchmaker owl, and pulled it to the end, and as soon as she put her hand down, she shot out directly with a "boom......

The matchmaker owl did not dodge, with a sharp beak, tightly biting the flying arrow, lightly forced, the arrow fell, and with an angry right hand, he threw it out fiercely, scolding: "How can an arrow from a broken branch kill or injure people, is there something wrong with your brain? A servant is always a servant, and cannot snatch the master's husband away......

The beautiful woman was annoyed, and shouted in a hysterical voice: "Get out of here, don't pester me, who is your servant, I don't have a master at all......!"

The matchmaker owl, howling like a ghost, shouted in an eerie voice, and for a long time said in human words: "You shoot!

A beautiful woman may not tremble if she doesn't look at it, the more she looks at it, the more terrifying she feels, there is an eerie darkness pressing down on her heart, and she can't help but tremble, and she takes out a long arrow, which is twice as big as before, and she can't put it on the bowstring......

The matchmaker saw that it worked well, howling like a ghost, and the sound was more terrifying than before......

The more frightened the beautiful woman became, gritting her teeth, clenching her bow, and throwing it at the matchmaker owl, hoping to knock its head off, but not even the edges were touched......

The matchmaker made the owl's body twelve times larger, and its head was bigger than that of a beautiful woman, and suddenly opened her black beak and sucked it hard......

After finishing the wet and finishing Lisa, Xia Dairen and so on, a large number of people arrived, stopped in front of the matchmaker turned owl and asked, "How is it?"

The matchmaker flashed, returned to her original appearance, and looked extremely excited, and said for a long time: "I almost bit her to death, I didn't expect this guy to be very elf, just ...... if you move"