Chapter 0489 is tender and tender

The more Phoenix Hua listened, the more uncomfortable she became, and she said an unexpected sentence: "Sister matchmaker, will the husband become her child in her body?"

Lu Cuihua thought about it for a long time, but she still didn't figure it out, and she didn't dare to scold her for farting! This is easy to say: "Lord Qingtian is a human being, it is impossible to be born like a ghost, how is it possible?"

The more the matchmaker listened, the more worried she became, and after thinking about it, she thought: "The husband is an immortal, and perhaps he can become her child through the immortal path; if this is the case, won't we, who are wives, become the daughters-in-law of the beauty tree?"

It was the first time for Phoenix Flower to hear such ridiculous words, and when she looked at these pig-headed and dog-brained guys, she couldn't help but scold: "Fart! It's really a pig's fart! It's impossible to ......."

The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, and she jumped up and shouted: "If you don't believe it, even if you don't believe it, you can go find it?"

Phoenix Flower has to talk to everyone: "Everyone, listen, Lord Qingtian is our backer; if we lose it, we will lose our support; who wants to find it?"

After jumping up and down, he raised his hands high and shouted: "Sister Phoenix, I listen to you!" Turning around to look, everyone also raised their hands high, desperately shouting: "Sister Phoenix, you are the boss, everyone is willing to follow you......"

The more the matchmaker listened, the more wrong it became, and these people seemed to throw themselves aside, and took the initiative to stand up and say, "Here, I am the oldest, and the boss should belong to my ......."

Phoenix Peanut was afraid that the matchmaker would snatch her husband away, so she said around the bush: "The matchmaker can only pull the red line; where there are singles and widows, they will appear; they are not suitable to be the boss at all!"

The matchmaker didn't want to listen, so she shouted: "What do you say? I can not only be the boss, but also lead the troops to fight, don't believe me to command?"

Of course, Phoenix Flower was not convinced, and didn't want to talk to her anymore, so she threw out a sentence coldly: "You are amazing, see how you get your husband back?"

The matchmaker looked very awesome, jumping and jumping, turning her head into a cat's head, and her body was still a matchmaker, and she shouted to a distant place: "Husband, don't be in someone's body? So many women are waiting for you, come out quickly?"

No one responded, and the phoenix whispered to her wet ears, one by one, and everyone nodded frequently......

As soon as the phoenix flower flew, everyone flew away together, and the matchmaker was dumbfounded, conjuring a pair of big black wings and shouting: "Wait for me!

I've shrunk to the smallest in a beautiful woman's body, and I've tried all the ways I can get out, but I still can't get out, what should I do?

Outside, a beautiful woman shouted: "Don't move, stay honestly inside, if it's uncomfortable, where there is sexual bliss, everyone knows that the building near the water gets the moon first, are you stupid?"

I couldn't answer, and shouted, "Bark, bark, it's not as good as black fungus, only stupid men would consider such sexual pleasures, let me out, promise to kiss you." ”

The more the beautiful woman listens to it, the more angry she becomes, what kind of stinky man is this? Don't be in front of me, do you have to go around a big bend to kiss me?

What else to say?

"I'll figure it out?"

The more I listened, the more confused I became; the big bark is the big bark, and whatever you want to do, you can do the same; who believes that she has any tricks?

The beautiful woman pretended not to hear, and for a long time, a flower floated into her throat, staggered, and cried out in a beautiful voice: "Honey; I want to kill you;

"She, she, she, how did she become a flower?" If you look closely, the flower is carved with her eyes, nose and mouth, a flower face, living like her, more beautiful than a beautiful woman!

I was dumbfounded, and suddenly a kind of evil thought arose in my heart, and I couldn't help but ask: "Is the water tender? If it really looks like a flower, it will definitely fascinate a large ......."

Hua shook her body in front of me and coquettishly: "People are very tender, you don't need to look at them to understand, what do you say so much? as long as the husband is one; you know? I waited for a long time, and it took a lot of effort to get it back." ”

I was dazzled and thought about it for a long time, but I didn't understand, and I had to ask, "Are you a beautiful tree?" or a flower, how do you look like a person......?

"Go-dear, how could you be so stupid? If it's a big tree, can you have sex with you? must ...... Hey—I don't want to tell you! bite the flower with your mouth, and the sexual bliss begins!"

I looked at it for a long time and thought it was very strange, how could I kiss her, what if my fangs bit the petals to pieces? But since they were in my mouth, I might as well try it, and I stretched out my long mouth and bit the petals gently......

Strange things happened! The flower flashed into a crush, her body was as big as me, and before she could figure out what was going on, she kissed ......

"It's so hot! my body is sweating, why doesn't I have a feminine breath, it's worse than a matchmaker, I have such a beautiful body, it's all bark?"

The more I picked up, the more disgusted I became, and I pushed her away so hard that I was so annoyed that I yelled, "Fairy, goblin, why don't you seduce others?"

Hua Chang's eyebrows shook her body and said, "I'm not a goblin, I'm your wife! Is there a second Qingtian master here? Who do you want me to seduce?"

I squeaked, couldn't say a word, didn't want her to come closer, and pushed hard......

The beautiful eyebrows of the flower changed to think about it, smiled brightly, and shouted in a low voice: "Honey, don't struggle? I will be obedient like a little sheep, you can do whatever you want? The good times are just around the corner, don't waste it!"

If she were like a peony fairy, or like a blue peony fairy, I would pounce on her like a hungry wolf, but the thought of a woman's emblem made of black bark would make me lose my appetite. Why did you give me such a beautiful eyebrow?

Is there a choice here? My struggle is useless; the flower-changing crush hugs me tightly, rolling around, crazier than a matchmaker!

The beautiful eyebrows of the flower changed and said without reservation: "The most beautiful woman in the world is me, I don't believe that you can look at the flowers on the branches, the flowers are so bright, and they can become beautiful; only one of them comes to you......"

"Oh my God!

Hooray, it can't be so old, can it? No matter how old a woman is, she can't grow out of the bark......"

The flower's beautiful eyebrows rolled for a while, from behind the eyes of the body, to the brain, turned around, rolled directly to the bottom of the heart, drilled out of the atrium, panting, and said dreamily: "Not old, you should know, exactly 100,000 years......"

"She, she, she, she, is really an old goblin! 100,000 years old, and she has not forgotten to destroy a male flower who is only in her forties! Is she crazy? A 10,000-year-old man, in her eyes, still belongs to an old cow eating tender grass, this is not ......."

The beautiful crush of the flower turned hugged me tightly, rolling around, and actually rolled into the most sexual blessing place, which made people confused and felt like they were about to die......

"She, she, she, her, there is still the sweetest moment, I don't know if it's a tree or a person, pick a flower, always follow me, no matter where I go, you can solve my problems. ”

Hua Chang's beautiful eyebrows said a very strange sentence: "Lord Qingtian, I want to solve the case! You can't solve it, I'll help!"

It's so strange? Even a woman can only stay at home and take care of her children, but I didn't expect her to have ambition - what is it to solve crimes? Do you know?

Hua Chang's beautiful eyebrows shook her body desperately, and said angrily: "Husband, don't say it! As soon as the case comes, let me go, okay?"

Isn't she stupid? What is the case? Now there are three cases of unjust complaining, but they have not been solved, and I have been very depressed in my heart, so I have to ask: "On the night of the wedding, I don't know what happened? The next day, the husband died in bed, and the bride had nothing to do, and her mouth was covered with blood? What was the reason?"

The bride wanted to eat her husband, but her mouth was not so big, so she had to bite off his throat......

"What's the mess, what kind of crime is this called? Why, then, does the bride want to bite her husband's throat?"

"Because, the wife was picked by a flower thief, and the husband found out the secret, so he beat his wife violently, and the problem came out, and the bride was extremely cold, and waited quietly for her husband to fall asleep, and bit down hard, and the husband died......

"Nonsense, what nonsense! You won't solve the case, don't get involved in the future!"

The beautiful cuties of the flower change wanted to argue, and said a lot, threw the sexual blessing aside, and thought about it for a while and said: "Wouldn't it be clear if you capture the soul of a man and try it for trial?"

The first time I've heard that the souls of the dead can be tried, but if they are sent to the 18,888th layer of hell, they can't find it if they want to?

Hua Chang's beautiful eyebrows smiled and said, "You are so stupid? Why do you need to look for it slowly? As soon as you call, the soul will come! Haven't you heard of it?"

I didn't believe in this evil, and shouted: "You scream, you can call back, even if you are ruthless!"

The beautiful crush of the flower did not go out, but sharpened her mouth, stuck out the hole in front of her, and shouted into the distance: "Ghost - come quickly! We will help you solve the case!"

I almost fainted from her laughter, so I could only call out a lot of ghosts and block the hole alive......

The beautiful eyebrows of the flower changed and didn't listen, and shouted again into the distance

Again......

Suddenly, the voice of the phoenix flower came: "So you are here, we have found enough, sister matchmaker, hurry up and take the beautiful woman, see if she can still call out?"

The matchmaker was really outside, aiming and throwing it over with a colorful streamer, which happened to be put on the neck of a beautiful woman, pulling tighter and tighter, desperately shouting: "I can't run away, I'm going to strangle you to death!"

As soon as the beautiful woman shrank, she disappeared, and there was no trace of it......

The matchmaker frowned for a long time, still confused: "Did she fly with wings? How could I not feel it? Even if it is invisible, there should be traces?"

At this time, the beautiful cuties of the flower turned into the body of the beautiful woman, tightly covering my mouth, and whispered: "Don't squeak, they will never find it." ”

The woman's breath came out, wafting around me tightly, a little bit of breath burrowing into my nostrils, like a tree, with that kind of numbness and confusion in my nerves.

"Isn't she a woman who has changed flowers? she should smell of flowers, how can she make such an uncomfortable smell?"

(End of this chapter) I want to talk about "Xiandao Shengzun" with more like-minded people, pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~