When the woman said that she was uncivilized, she was indeed uncivilized, but farting is a natural law of the human body, and it cannot be forced, regardless of age or age, male or female. Of course, it doesn't divide my beautiful tenant Miller. In order to resolve the embarrassment at this moment as soon as possible, I tried my best to recall the central idea of a fart that Zhao Liu had told me.

I finally thought about it, so I said: "This eldest sister, this is not a civilized and uncivilized thing, farting is the natural law of the body. The fart doesn't stink, the fart doesn't stink, since I'm farting, then it shouldn't stink, is it right, if you don't believe it, I can lift my ass up and let you smell it. ”

I made a gesture to lift my ass up as I spoke, and the woman shook her head helplessly when she saw me like this, then turned her head over and ignored me.

The woman turned her head away, and I turned my gaze to Miller, who looked at me and didn't speak. But I could tell from the look in her eyes that she was thanking me for solving this temporary embarrassment for her. I looked her in the eye and didn't speak. Just looked at her quietly, her face was still red at this time, it was so good-looking, I had a kind of evil thought that I couldn't help it, that is, to kiss her on the face. But in the end, such thoughts were dispelled. Because I am a good law-abiding citizen, not a ** citizen who is a traitor, I naturally will not do obscene things.

Millet suddenly turned her face away, as if she was a little unaccustomed to the feeling of being shy when I looked at her like that.

She turned her face away, and my heart felt inexplicably indescribable, and instead of thinking, I rested my head on the back of the seat and closed my eyes. Before I knew it, I fell asleep.

I don't know how long it took for Miller to poke me with his hand, and I rubbed my eyes vaguely. He said, "Have you arrived?"

Miller said, "It's here." ”

I moved my body and got out of the car, and when I got out, I habitually lit another cigarette and smoked it. I smoked and watched Miller pay the fare, and after Miller paid the fare, he came over to me and said, "Why don't you leave?" ”

I said, "I'm waiting for you." “

Millet said oh and walked to our rental house, I followed her. As we reached the top of the stairs, Miller stopped, turned to me and said, "Thank you for what happened in the car." ”

I was stunned for a moment and said, "It's okay, it should be done." ”

"I thought you'd laugh at me in the car. Millet paused as he spoke, and then seemed to muster up enough courage before continuing, "I did that to you, why did you help me. ”

"I don't know, maybe it's because of the short hands of others and the soft mouths of eating others. ”

After I said this, Millet sighed again and headed upstairs. I followed suit. After walking a few steps, Miller turned around again, thought about something, looked at me and said to me solemnly: "Don't tell anyone about what happened in the car today, okay?"

"Are you begging me?"

"It's understandable. ”

"Well, I won't tell anyone. ”

"You swear. ”

Seeing Miller like this, I really want to laugh, isn't it just a fart? Is it necessary to do this? Who rules that beautiful women can't fart, I still fart a lot, Fang's fart is so stinky that even I don't dare to compliment myself. And now that Miller is begging me for a fart, I really feel like I can't cry or laugh, and casually said, "Okay, I swear." If I, Zheng Tianle, tell me about your fart today, I will choke to death when I drink water, and I will be choked to death when I eat,"

After finishing speaking, I looked at Miller and said speechlessly, "That's okay!"

Miller said with satisfaction: "It's okay." Then he took an elegant step and walked one step ahead of me to the next step.

Hesitating her above, I was below, I naturally saw her round and full ass twisting and twisting, I couldn't help YY get up, because I am a normal man, YY is reasonable, so I don't feel ashamed of my YY, just keep staring at her ass and go upstairs、、、、、

After arriving home, Miller went directly back to his room, and I walked directly to the sofa, lay on it, and looked at this house that did not belong to me. Assuming that Zhang Qian didn't leave me two years ago, would we also have our own house and live a simple and ordinary happy life. There will be no troubles caused today by Han Xinyu's inexplicable actions. Forget it, I still don't think about it, and thinking about it will only increase my sadness. It is also unknown what Miller is doing in the room or if she has slept. Strange! Why did I suddenly become interested in what she was doing now, I asked myself. I still don't understand after thinking about it for a while, and since I don't understand it, I don't think about it, this is my principle for facing things.

After a few more moments, Miller finally walked out of the room, clothes in hand and ready to go to the bathroom. I was probably too bored, so when I saw her come out, I asked, "Are you going to take a shower?"

“**！”

"I'm just asking, if you go to the shower, why will I become a **."

"Think for yourself. Millet walked into the bathroom and heard the sound of the door locking.

I looked at Mi Le who disappeared in front of my eyes, and my heart was depressed, didn't I just ask to take a bath? Is it necessary to say that I am **? If I am **, if I am **, if you take a shower now, I will rush in directly and take you that and that. If I were **, would I be kind enough to help you? If I was**, wouldn't you be afraid? If I was**? Oh no! Hmmm? It seems to be **, there are everything, some are well-dressed, but they do unsightly things, just like there is such a word in the idiom dictionary, that is, the Taoist people. Am I like? Certainly not.

Maybe it's too boring, that's why I'm thinking about this **vocabulary problem here. Because I was bored, I yelled at the bathroom, "I don't understand, can you explain? “

The bathroom door opened, and Miller came out and shouted to me, "Are you bored, if you are bored, go back to your room and sleep." Don't bother me. ”

Miller finished and closed the bathroom door again. I stared at the bathroom door for a moment before I came to my senses and said to myself, maybe I was bored. So I took the only one out of my pocket and lit it and smoked it. Halfway through smoking, I thought I should buy a pack of cigarettes, or how to kill my boredom at night.