Miller looked at me with disdain and didn't say a word. I knew she was weighing whether or not to let me eat her chicken wings, and if I didn't, whether I would continue to help her, she looked me in the eye and finally said, "I'm losing to you scoundrel this time." With that, Millet took the chicken wings from behind her and placed them on the table.

When she put the chicken wings on the table, I looked at this plate of chicken wings and didn't do anything, and I felt that I was too mixed up, for a plate of chicken wings, bargaining here, and finally winning by threatening, but at this moment I have no other way than this method? Of course no. So I picked up the chicken wings anyway and ate them.

Miller stared at me and ate it, and I sat up straight after I had eaten 4 chicken wings. Say to Miller, "Why don't you eat it?" ”

"When I see you eating, I have no appetite. ”

"It's just a pity, when I see that you are a beauty, it is a plate of difficult food, and I will also feel beautiful and delicious. ”

"Stinky poverty. Have you eaten now?" Miller asked, looking at me.

I said bluntly: "No, I'm a man, how can three chicken wings satisfy my stomach, I can't wronged my stomach when I was young, and it will be troublesome if I get any appendicitis when the time comes, and you won't be so picky! Just give me something to eat, and send me away." ”

As I spoke, I looked at Millet's expression and wondered if she would give me something to eat. To my delight, she looked at me with an eyebrow, and then walked to the bar, where she brought a few chicken thighs, a burger, and two Cokes. She put a glass of Coke in front of her and said, "That's enough!"

"Not necessarily. I laughed.

"You're really a pig, the last time I had dinner with you, you ordered a lot of dishes, but you didn't finish them, and finally packed them back. Are you not slaughtering me, and I'm not feeling comfortable. ”

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, big misunderstanding. Last time I was really hungry, so that's why I ordered so many. ”

Mi Le said reluctantly: "Bullshit misunderstanding, obviously you just want to kill me." Every time I invite you to dinner, you feel like a starving ghost. ”

I scratched my head and said, "If there is a next time, then it will be good if you hate to kill me." ”

"Forget it!"

"Then how can you forget it, you have invited me to dinner twice, I have to invite you, this is called a courtesy exchange. ”

Miller ignored me, took the straw and drank Coke to herself, I saw that she ignored me, and I didn't think it was interesting, so I ate the chicken legs. Eating chicken legs, I was mentally calculating, what to say for a while, let her take me home by the way, now I don't have a penny on me, should I be low-key, otherwise I don't know how to open her mouth and let her get me home by the way.

After I finished one chicken leg and was about to eat the second chicken thigh, Miller had already finished his cola and got up to leave.

I hurriedly asked, "Are you leaving?"

"yes, what's wrong, is there anything else"

"Wait for me, can't you? I haven't finished eating yet. ”

"You eat yours, I've paid for all the money. ”

Miller thought I was worried that I didn't pay, but I was wrong, and what I was most worried about at the moment was that she was gone, so what could I do. Since there is hope to return to my home, then I must fight for it, I pestered Miller like a dog skin plaster and said: "It's not this, how did you forget, I didn't have any money with me, you left, how can I go home." ”

"Oh! I almost forgot about it. ”

"Anything can be forgotten, but this thing must not be said to be forgotten, you are now my only hope to go back, you are my heaven, you are my land. ”

"Don't say it so nicely. Millet said, and opened her handbag, ready to take the money from it for me.

I didn't know what was going on, and said, "I'm not borrowing money, I'm asking you to ask me to take the car home." ”

"you, you're just kicking your nose in the face, I'm not asking you for help. Miller said as she picked up her bag and walked out.

I didn't have time to eat the rest of the chicken leg so I followed her and walked behind her. She saw me following her and said, "It's useless for you to follow me, I definitely won't help you today." ”

I didn't care what Miller said, I still followed her closely, she took one step at a time, and when she stopped, I stopped, and the distance remained between 2 meters.

After walking for a while, Miller stopped and said to me, "Why are you so boring?" ”

I said, "It's not that I'm bored, it's because I'm at the end of the hero." ”

"I'm embarrassed to say hero, I think you're a bear. ”

"Okay, as long as you help me, I'll make a bear for you. "I said and started the bear.

Miller burst out laughing and said, "Alright, alright." I'll help you this time. ”

With that, I flagged down a taxi with Miller. Because there was someone in the passenger seat of the taxi, Miller could only sit in the back with me, and after sitting down, Miller played with his mobile phone, and I was bored and picked up the phone, only to find that the mobile phone was out of power. I had to watch her play "Cool Running Every Day".

When I saw the character she played, it was only level 4, and she died heroically without running 200 meters, so I laughed, she glared at me, stopped playing, and then closed her eyes and closed her eyes to recuperate.

I looked at her with her eyes closed, and unconsciously fell into a trance, thinking to myself, how can such a beautiful woman have such a big temper, if her temper is better, it will be even more perfect.

When I came back to my senses, I also pretended to close my eyes, and after a while, I felt that something was moving. I opened my eyes and looked over, and all I could see was that Millet's legs were clamped so tightly, so I asked, "What's wrong with you, is there something wrong with you?" ”

Miller didn't speak, and his legs clamped tighter, and his body trembled slightly. I kept staring at her, and her face was flushed. I thought to myself, I guess she's coming to Lega.

But after a while I heard bu, bu, bu.

As soon as this voice came out, I knew that she was holding back her fart, but that fart was not suffocated, and it was still the start of breaking through the encirclement without hesitation.

I wanted to laugh, but when I saw her face blushing from a fart, I forced my laughter back.

It's just that the person in front didn't have that idea, and the woman in the passenger seat turned her head and asked, "Who just farted." ”

Hearing someone ask, Miller's face turned even redder. At this time, as a man beside him, I said without thinking: "It's me." ”

The woman said, "It's so uncivilized. ”