Because several people have heard the story of Brother Liu in the dormitory next door, it is said that Brother Liu overheard that the girl liked Tolstoy in the cafeteria, and then went to the library for a week and then successfully accosted him, so Yao Xuekong and the others all seemed to be sitting upright, but in fact, all their attention was focused on those girls.

A few girls also came over just after eating, and then Gu Xiaoqi and they saw a girl holding an egg and said a little unbearable: "One egg can hatch a chicken, I have to eat several chickens every day, it seems a little cruel, or I won't eat it in the future." ”

Gu Xiaoqi nodded, such a kind girl is rare. Then I heard another girl say, what are you, I eat fish every day, and a fish roe is a small fish, and I eat thousands of fish every day according to you!

Yao Xuekong nodded a few times, what this girl said seemed to make sense. Then he waited to hear what the third girl would do, but the girl said nothing, and after listening to the first two girls, she covered her mouth and ran away, not even eating.

"What's wrong with her?" When the two girls at the next table were still surprised, the four animals on Gu Xiaoqi's side were already suffocating, and several people all had extremely lewd and lewd expressions on their faces......

"Isn't it time for you to go to class, it's a month before the end of the semester. ”

When he heard Jiang Ming say this, Gu Xiaoqi realized that he seemed to have not been to class for a long time since he was injured, and if he hung up on the final exam, he would have to make up for it.

In fact, Gu Xiaoqi was quite studious when he first started school, and he slowly deviated later, especially if he didn't go to class for more than ten days, if he didn't make a desperate assault more than a month before the end of the semester, it was really possible that he wouldn't be able to pass it. Moreover, the credits of the A major make-up exam are extremely expensive, and it will cost hundreds of dollars to hang a random course, not to mention, if you have a total of three courses, you may be dropped out.

So Gu Xiaoqi took out his mobile phone and called Zhou Beibei, and asked Zhou Beibei if he was interested in going to the wilderness with him to play a rape victim.

After getting a roll, Gu Xiaoqi put away his mobile phone, nodded to Yao Xuekong, and said, "Well, I'll go to class tomorrow." ”

Before coming out of the cafeteria, Gu Xiaoqi still couldn't help but run to the window that sold pork ribs and asked the chef who was cooking, saying that this week's ribs didn't feel as delicious as last week's ribs. As a result, the master said, "Nonsense, this is last week's pork ribs." "I have nothing to say to scold.

The life of a little girl is always much richer than that of boys, for example, if Gu Xiaoqi wants to buy something, he thinks about it in advance and then goes straight to the topic and comes back, there are no special circumstances, and he generally won't go shopping or something, in his Gu Xiaoqi's opinion, it's better to go shopping on the computer when he has that time, ah, no, it's the next rep or something, study hard. But the little girls usually like to take their girlfriends and roommates to go shopping on the road in the evening, and if there are livestock at home, they will take them out to walk with them.

Although Zhou Beibei is a little charming and a little dancing, she is also a very pure girl, not only a virgin but also hasn't been in love much, so naturally she doesn't have a boyfriend, but Zhou Beibei has millet. So Zhou Beibei pulled Millet and said let's go out for a walk together, eliminate food, otherwise the little belly will not be beautiful, and buy something by the way.

As soon as the two little girls went out, they attracted countless heads, and when they strolled through the small commercial street in Dongdaemun, they didn't know how many animals stared at Zhou Beibei and Xiaomi.

Originally, Xiaomi was going to buy two cups of Internet celebrity milk tea at the east gate on the way, but when the two girls walked, they saw a long queue outside the store, most of which were couples snuggling up to each other, which made Xiaomi too lazy to buy, and also made her a little incomprehensible, so she asked Zhou Beibei, I was too troublesome to wait for ten minutes for these milk teas, why would anyone be willing to spend hours queuing just to drink a cup of milk tea.

Zhou Beibei stretched out his hand and hugged Xiaomi's arm and said, you don't know this, Xiaomi, think about it, if these people go on a date, it will cost more money, just eat a meal is one or two hundred, and then watch a movie and drink afternoon tea or something It is more than a hundred, but if you accompany your girlfriend to line up here, it will be 30 yuan in the afternoon, and those women may be moved to death or alive at night, and when the time comes, none of the things that those animals want to do will be left behind, how cost-effective.

Xiaomi: "......"

When the two little girls walked to the No. 149 bus stop, a bus stopped, and the two freshman boys happened to get off the bus. As soon as they saw the appearance of Zhou Beibei and Xiaomi, the two little boys were stunned, Zhou Beibei, who was wearing a fine flower skirt, deliberately threw a flattering glance at him, and the two boys instantly felt that the softest place in their hearts was touched, and they thought to themselves how could there be such a pure and charming girl in the school. But before the two little boys could take action, the conversation between Zhou Beibei and Xiaomi caused the young hearts of the two little boys to suffer a fatal destruction.

Zhou Beibei hugged Xiaomi tightly, grinned and said I watched a joke about a bus last time, I'll tell you about it, and then start talking without waiting for Xiaomi to speak.

One day, in the cab of the bus, the accelerator was chatting with a few of his partners, and the accelerator first said: "I'm so unlucky, I'm going to be stepped on all day long." ”

The clutch then said: "Yes, yes, yes, I'm the same, it's like a steering wheel, it's touched every day, so cool." ”

The steering wheel hurriedly defended and said: "Damn, you think I'm cool, labor and management are touched all day long, but those bus drivers are all men, and they are not touched up and down, they are all dangling, which makes me dizzy to death every day." ”

Wheels: "What are you guys? I'll roll every day, and I'll be crushed by you animals!"

A bunch of things were arguing, and when the keyhole was finished, it was all silent. The keyhole said: "Don't say it, the key is a grandson and a dog, and he has to insert me every day, just plug it in, but every time he turns half a circle, he doesn't move, and he fucking fights hard all day long, who has me miserable!"

Zhou Beibei originally wanted to tease Xiaomi, but he didn't expect that after so many days, under the influence of his own ears and eyes, Xiaomi actually learned to play hooligan.

Xiaomi glanced at Zhou Beibei and said, what's so miserable about this, I see that the computers in those boys' dormitories are much worse than you said.

Zhou Beibei blinked his big eyes and asked, why.

Xiaomi said,You see the mouse has to be touched every day,The mouse pad is even more miserable,It's pressed and touched,Every time you turn on the main chassis, you have to be stabbed in the navel,You say it's miserable。

After listening to this, Zhou Beibei held Xiaomi's arm and giggled, almost bent his waist with laughter, and it took a while to say that what you said made sense, but according to what you said, these are not the worst. If you think about the optical drive, the motherboard, or something, you have to be plugged in every day, and those things generally don't move when they are plugged in, how miserable it is. And the floppy drive is even worse, and now no one wants to plug it in......

Xiaomi stopped talking, compared to playing hooligans, it is estimated that even if ten of them tied up together, they couldn't compare with Zhou Beibei.

The two of them said this when they passed by an underwear store, originally because of some well-known reasons, Zhou Beibei was reluctant to go in, but Xiaomi said that his own seemed to have developed a little bit, and when he had to buy a few pieces, Zhou Beibei could only envy the incomparable while following in sadly.

This is a brand store, and the whole decoration is pink, which looks quite comfortable. Zhou Beibei thought in his heart that since they all came in, he was going to follow Xiaomi to buy two pieces together. But as soon as Zhou Beibei opened the price, he was taken aback, this small piece was actually more expensive than the skirt he was wearing.

Zhou Beibei hurriedly slapped his not plump chest and tried to suppress the shock, but it made himself feel distressed again. It's not because of the price, but because I accidentally photographed that place. If the place that was not very plump was flattened again, Zhou Beibei felt that he would definitely be sad to find a place to hang himself. There are so many woods behind Swan Lake, just find a place to hang them, and no one may find them in a hundred and eighty years.

Seeing that Zhou Beibei seemed to be hesitating, a young lady with a shopping guide walked over and said, little sister, this underwear is not only very comfortable to wear, but also has the effect of breast enlargement.

Looking up at the young lady who spoke, Zhou Beibei instantly felt ashamed to death, feeling that God was so unfair, why is it the same girl, and the one in the family is almost older than the two of them. However, although he thought in his heart why he couldn't think of entering this kind of place, Zhou Beibei still showed a very indifferent look.

Seeing that Zhou Beibei just smiled and didn't speak, the young lady added again, Originally, I was similar to you, but it was because I wore this that I was different......

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When he went back to the bedroom with Xiaomi, Zhou Beibei was actually in a good mood, thinking that although these two pieces were a little expensive, if they were really as the young lady said, even if they were only two-thirds the size of the young lady, it would be quite profitable.

But when Zhou Beibei and Xiaomi returned to the bedroom, the other two women also came back, and one woman asked Zhou Beibei why did you suddenly buy such expensive underwear.

Zhou Beibei took out the words of the sales lady and said that if the underwear is not good, that place is easy to sag.

Hearing Zhou Beibei say this, there was a rare silence in the bedroom for a few seconds, and then the woman said silently: You really have a vision......

"That's ...... What does it mean to be really far-sighted......" At first, Zhou Beibei didn't react, but after she reacted, the woman had already locked herself outside the balcony and talked to her livestock on the phone......