Zhou Beibei looked a little depressed, took a cup of wahaha papaya milk tea from the drawer and took a small sip. At first, Zhou Beibei thought that Lagu Xiaoqi would come over to be a thug, but QQ played for a long time and didn't see any reaction from the animal, so he couldn't help but whisper in his heart that Gu Xiaoqi must be secretly watching a small movie again, so he was ready to open a trumpet to abuse the vegetables to cultivate his sentiments.

"I'll go, it's over so quickly?" Just when Zhou Beibei was preparing to be in a solo row, QQ suddenly shook twice. Zhou Beibei thought that Gu Xiaoqi had some physical defects, and it was over in just a few minutes, but after clicking on it, Zhou Beibei was almost not startled.

"Dear, I'm pregnant!"

Zhou Beibei looked at the sentence sent on QQ, and was stunned. At first, Zhou Beibei was still reflexively thinking about whether she was in trouble during this time, but she suddenly reacted that she was also a girl, even if she had that idea, she didn't have that ability, otherwise she would have given Xiaomi to the water building a long time ago.

Zhou Beibei was stunned, and the man said, "I'll go to the hospital tomorrow for an examination." ”

Zhou Beibei thought to himself who you are, and I still want this girl to accompany you to check, but before Zhou Beibei clicked on the opening portrait to confirm whether this girl recognized herself, he heard another sentence from there, "I can only ship it to you the day after tomorrow...."

"Damn!" Zhou Beibei remembered that he seemed to have ordered a few pairs of jeans online, and at the same time, Zhou Beibei still felt like he was being molested. Seeing that Gu Xiaoqi's QQ was still moving, so Zhou Beibei built a trumpet by himself and clicked on the game and began to line up alone, but after a few rounds, Zhou Beibei almost collapsed.

In the first game, Zhou Beibei chose the Queen of Pain, which is also her best hero. Zhou Beibei's leather whip and candles are ready, and he feels that he is not a god in this kind of rookie room. At the beginning, it was indeed as she expected, the fire cat on the opposite line with Zhou Beibei was not an opponent at all, and was drawn to death by Zhou Beibei. But ten minutes later, Zhou Beibei found that he was just like those old men of those ages, and he was a little bad.

Because generally after ten minutes, the two camps will start to fight in a team battle, Zhou Beibei is full of mage crispy, but fortunately, there is also a meat shield hero Axe King, but what makes a group of people a little confused is that the first person to die every time a group starts is actually the one who is the most meaty in theory, and the Axe King is simply more crispy than crispy.

Zhou Beibei glanced at the equipment of the axe king, and there were actually a bunch of acceleration gloves or something. So Zhou Beibei typed and said, "You have no output for equipment like this."

Zhou Beibei thought that people would understand if he said this, but after a while, he saw that the Axe King had another uplifting gem (+55% attack speed). Zhou Beibei was a little unbearable, so he said that you can't play, why do you still have an attack speed.

Axe King: "The world's martial arts, only fast and unbreakable!"

Zhou Beibei: "......"

Teammates: "......"

Zhou Beibei is not a Super Saiyan after all, although he resisted desperately, he still couldn't escape the fate of being annihilated in the end. When the fire cat who was desperate for death by his own SM at the beginning stood on his corpse and played with wax, Zhou Beibei couldn't help but curse at the screen.

Seeing Zhou Beibei looking like he was about to go crazy, Xiaomi next to him thought that Zhou Beibei was still thinking about underwear, so he said Beibei, don't listen to their nonsense, just rely on your little face and small waist, as long as you climb high and shout, it is estimated that the livestock who want to serve you can go from A to the train station.

Zhou Beibei looked at Xiaomi resentfully, and waited for Xiaomi to get closer before quickly stretching out his paws and touching Xiaomi's face. "If they were half as cute as my millet, I'd think about it, haha. ”

At this time, the girl in the dormitory next door ran over to borrow boiling water, and when she heard Zhou Beibei's words, the little girl was so ashamed that her face was flushed, and she walked quickly without a figure.

Zhou Beibei and Xiaomi stuck out their tongues. I didn't expect the conversation between the two to be so powerful. Zhou Beibei thought to himself that even if he and Xiaomi had a broken arm mountain in their hearts, they didn't have this function physiologically, and that MM didn't need to run as fast as if he had seen a pervert. As soon as he thought of this, Zhou Beibei said to himself failure, failure, really failure.

In self-ridicule, Zhou Beibei opened the second game. The single-row mechanic of the ladder game is that all teammates are randomly matched, and it is generally rare for strangers to want to match two in a row, and even fewer to match one group at the same time. But Zhou Beibei was dizzy at the beginning of the game, because the last axe king whose ID was called an innocent little virgin appeared in Zhou Beibei's teammates column.

Zhou Beibei was ready to give up, but this innocent little virgin chose a hero like the Dark Ranger.

Xiao Hei was originally an agile unit, and it also came with physical output skills, as long as the attack speed was fast enough and obscene, it was actually quite powerful, so Zhou Beibei plucked up the courage to choose a shadow demon again, thinking that with Xiao Hei's strong attack aura, he could still get some light. (Strike Aura: Increases the attack damage of nearby allied ranged units).

Zhou Beibei saw a news before, saying that two good friends drank together, and finally got into a fight, and one person beat the other into a vegetative state.

That's what it said on the news, both of them drank too much at the time, and one of them said that the brothers said that your mouth is very poor, can you make me despair with a word?

The other said slowly after a glass of wine, I know your wife has a birthmark on her buttocks.

The questioner's face changed, and then he asked, can you rekindle my hope with one word?

The other said, "Your daughter-in-law and I are at the same table in kindergarten!"

The person who asked said it was okay, okay, can you still make me desperate again?

The other person smiled and said, "Only the ghost remembers the things in the kindergarten!"

At this time, I thought this thing was joking, and I didn't care if you said that you still had photos or something from that time, so you only knew.

But the other person didn't play according to the routine, drank with his head stuffy and didn't speak, and was asked several times before he said, what an idiot are you, how could there be photos in that era, and even if there are photos, they won't shoot people's butts.

As a result, by the time the police arrived, the whole scene was out of control......

Although it's a bit unbelievable, sometimes the reality is like this, just like football in a certain country, if you don't have hope at the beginning, it's actually nothing, if you lose, you lose, but if you give people hope, but in the end, you are slapped to death, it is actually more uncomfortable.

Zhou Beibei is like this, if you choose an axe king at the beginning, Zhou Beibei will retreat directly, but now Zhou Beibei has been struggling for more than 30 minutes, and he is about to win, but the guy whose ID is called an innocent little virgin has died several times in a row, and he was still overturned in a good situation.

"Xiao Hei, why are you so dished, it's the extreme!"

"You're the most delicious little black I've ever seen, who gave you the courage to play. "My teammates couldn't stand it anymore and started typing angrily.

Except for Gu Xiaoqi, Zhou Beibei rarely sprays people in games, but this time he couldn't help it, but before Zhou Beibei could type and say anything, the innocent little virgin replied preemptively.

"! no one in our elementary school would dare to talk to labor and management like that!"

After seeing this sentence, Zhou Beibei had no desire to continue fighting, and directly played a row of dots and quit the game.

Ahh People who are familiar with it know that either Zhou Beibei was arrested for skipping class, or he was SM playing games, and those who don't know think that it was a woman who robbed someone.

Several women in the bedroom are naturally very familiar with the kind, all of them should be doing what they should do, no one paid attention to her, only Xiaomi asked Zhou Beibei a little worriedly, are you okay.

Zhou Beibei puffed up and said that he was okay and then took out his mobile phone, he was so badly abused in these few scenes because Gu Xiaoqi's animal was probably secretly watching a small movie.

Thinking that when he was bullied here, the animal was still obscene and lustful over there, Zhou Beibei was even more angry.

Zhou Beibei had heard that boys were likely to wilt if they were disturbed when they were doing that kind of thing, so Zhou Beibei decided to call Gu Xiaoqi to take revenge.

"The phone you dialed has not been answered for the time being...... but the phone call was indeed a busy tone, and Zhou Beibei thought to himself, Mom, this animal is quite fascinated. There was no way, Zhou Beibei turned on his mobile phone and prepared to play a mobile game to change his mood.

What Zhou Beibei didn't know was that Gu Xiaoqi at this time was about to collapse because he was tortured by that training map.

In fact, Wu Sheng has indeed received a lot of professional training in NT, and has also instructed many first-class players, and even trained several new generation masters of NT, it can be said that Wu Sheng is also quite familiar with the training methods of professional players, but for how amateur players can break through quickly, especially Xiang Gu Xiaoqi, who looks very demonic but is actually an out-and-out novice, Wu Sheng actually doesn't know how to train. Because Wu Sheng was already a master before he came to NT, and at that time, Lin Mubai had been training Wu Sheng's various abilities, and Wu Sheng's talent was indeed not comparable to ordinary people.

Wu Sheng felt that Gu Xiaoqi's operation was already very rebellious, and the biggest shortcoming was that he didn't know enough about DOTA, he didn't know many skills, and he didn't have any actual combat skills, even if he estimated that it wouldn't be much helpful according to the training methods of professional players.

This map is actually and at all not a training cheat. At the beginning, this website was designed by several professional masters in Europe, used to challenge themselves and entertain by the way, but I didn't expect the design to become more and more perverted in the end, so that many professional players may not be able to pass the test, and gradually became famous in the professional circle, and later many professional players, including Wu Sheng, also designed a few maps to throw in it, so there will be so many, but in fact, Wu Sheng himself has not played a few, just occasionally play when entertaining. But thinking that some of the things in it were actually quite useful, Wu Sheng thought about letting Gu Xiaoqi try the effect first, anyway, there was no harm, and it wouldn't die.

If Gu Xiaoqi knew that Wu Sheng was just trying casually, just like those guinea pigs in the medical school next door, he would probably be half crazy.

Because now Gu Xiaoqi has been abused by the computer to the point that he is almost a little crazy......