The lab was electrified, and the enlightened professor who had been wandered around and instilled with a lot of plausible theories went back to his experimental research.

Lu Liangren sat in Colonel Chen's office and stuck out her tongue with exhaustion, and she had said so many things just now that not only her brain was knotted, but even her tongue was knotted.

"Come, have a glass of water. Wang Chao handed a cup to her and the volcano, and at the same time asked curiously: "You really have an ex-boyfriend who looks like an enlightened professor?"

Lu Liangren poured a mouthful of water, and then nodded: "Yes, it's very similar." ”

"What did your ex-boyfriend do?Why did you break up?" Could it be that the other party can't stand your stupidity, hahaha......

Volcano gritted his teeth and said, "Can you not talk about this topic?"

"Oh?" Wang Chao smiled: "Jealous?"

Volcano: "......" This guy's smile is so bad!

Lu Liangren was silent for a moment and said, "He's a policeman." Why did you break up...... Because he fell in love with another woman. My brother said that he lacked mother's love since he was a child, so he liked to be older than himself, but I didn't expect him to find the mother of our classmate. ”

"Shhh

Wang Chao touched his little liver: what a heavy taste of New Year's love.

Volcano licked his lips and let go of half of his heart: Just the face of Silly Ni, it seems that there is no possibility for the two to reunite, but I have been scolded by many people for being perverted, I didn't expect that there are more perverted than me, and I really want to know if I have the opportunity.

Lu Liangren was still talking about it, saying that she and Du Jingxiu knew each other, just when Colonel Chen could listen to the documents, Wang Chao could hear the dinner plate, and Volcano could doze off, but he heard her say:

"When I was a child, I always cried, and my mother said that if I didn't obey, I would be taken away by the police uncle. Later, I saw Dudu shopping with the woman, and I went back and asked my mother, if I didn't obey again, would the police uncle still take me away? ”

The hand reading the document paused, the mouth of the pit plate stopped, the dozing eyes opened, and the three of them looked up at the woman sitting on the sofa chattering, only to find that she had burst into tears without knowing something.

"Niel......" Volcano said softly.

"It's okay, I'm fine," Lu Liangren hurriedly wiped away his tears and said with a forced smile: "I said in vain, if you want to be a pure person, if you love, you will love, if you don't love, you won't love, don't break the thread and even be hypocritical to death." ”

"Nell, don't cry, I'll tell you a story, it's funny!"

Volcano's big eyes rolled, and he immediately thought: "I have a neighbor, his name is Zhu Chuan, and every time his mother buys him clothes, she will say that it is for our family Zhu Chuan...... Hahaha......"

Quack...... A crow flew overhead.

All three of them looked at the volcano with expressionless faces, and they were staggering with joy on their own.

"Uh...... Isn't it funny?" It took two minutes for the volcano to react.

Wang Chao looked at him with disdain: "Such a cold joke, do you think we will laugh?"

Lu Liangren replied with a serious face: "Yes, Volcano, you can't lie, you don't have a neighbor named Zhu Chuan at all." The building you live in is a mercenary building, and it is full of cyborgs without surnames, and it is impossible to have a surname Zhu. ”

Bang!...... The crow fell to the ground and died.

Colonel Chen and Wang Chao looked at Lu Liangren with a ghost-like look.

"Well, then I'll say one more thing, once I was on a mission with Haze, I was driving a car, and as soon as I stepped on the accelerator, she asked me why I didn't wear a condom while driving...... Hahaha......"

"Night Haze is right, you should wear a condom when driving!"

"Uh...... When I was a child, I called Li Zhesheng to come out to play, and what I wanted to say was 'Hello Auntie, is Li Zhesheng at home, I want to call him out to play', but I didn't expect it to be his father who answered the phone, and for a while, my brain twitched and said, 'Hello uncle, is Auntie at home, I want to call her out to play'...... Hahaha......"

"Well, you're right to do that, children can't play by themselves, and occasionally adults have to be brought with them. ”

"Uh...... Nier, you also know that Oba is handsome, and people often talk to me. Once I was drinking in a bar, and a woman who came out of the toilet was shocked to see me, stretched out her hand and stopped me, and then pointed to the opposite side and asked me, 'Sir, is this the women's bathroom?', I saw that she was a chick, and immediately said 'I don't know, I've never been in', and then I left coldly.

"Volcano, the men's toilet is usually opposite the women's toilet, next time someone asks you again, do you remember, if you're really unsure, you can go in and have a look." ”

"Uh......"

Half an hour later, although he had not been amused, Lu Liangren, who had completely forgotten why he was crying, followed the volcano.

Wang Chao sent them out of the door, turned around and wiped a handful of cold sweat and gave Colonel Chen a thumbs up: "Colonel, you still have foresight." ”

Whoever wants to take this precious egg, we don't wait!

……

Military Laboratory.

Close the door, make sure no one is bothering you, be enlightened to turn on your computer and log in to a very special chat group.

In order to protect research data, most of the computers in the laboratory are not connected to the Internet, and even the one that is connected to the Internet has high security standards.

And the enlightened login of this chat group has a higher level of secrecy,Its password to join the group is pi,And it's not a fixed field,It's a field that keeps changing according to the change of years, months and days,It's possible that you are logging in now to enter the 3000th to 3020th digit,After an hour, it will become the 10000th to 10015th digit,Its complex operation methods and huge password pool are not at all easy for ordinary people to crack,Only ...... Only a bunch of crazy people can know.

[Enlightened]: I made a new friend today, and I am very happy.

After a while, the "ding dong" sound kept ringing.

[Bai Ze]: Oops, Xiao Mingzi has made a new friend, congratulations (clapping)

[Metis]: Hmph, he made friends, what are you congratulating on?

[Bai Ze]: Hahaha, one more friend is one more experiment, congratulations (clapping)

[Bisha]: Oh, don't talk about that, what if my test subject escapes from the nuclear transformation chamber? I just wanted him to evolve again, and he just ran away, not at all.

Metis: Isn't that your most obedient son?

[Bisha]: yes, I guess it was so painful that I didn't even listen to my father. What should I do? It's okay if he's dead, but the body has to be brought back, and that's my most important research.

[Bai Ze]: You can go and ask Yakumo what to do, I heard that Yakumo also lost a daughter more than ten years ago, and in the end he didn't find it, although the body was not recovered, hahahaha......

……

[Yakumo Terauchi]: Who poked me?

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