"Have you finished eating?"

"What's the matter?"

"After eating, we went out shopping. ”

"I don't want to go out, I still have several experiments to do when the power is restored in the lab. ”

"But friends should go shopping together, this is the minimum process of making friends. ”

“…… All right. ”

Lu Liangren and Enlightened left, and the blood eagle behind him covered the mouth of the volcano and pressed him down with a whining voice, so as not to affect the first shopping trip in the life of the enlightened professor.

On the other side, Colonel Chen instructed Wang Chao: "Go, the vultures and Lili are called, and another battalion will be urgently assembled, and I will personally lead the team." ”

"Yes!" Wang Chao saluted and was about to go out to work, but he didn't expect Colonel Chen to add another sentence: "You stay and eat the plate." ”

Wang Chao: QAQ!!

Vulture and Lili soon arrived, a bald uncle in his forties, a petite woman in his twenties, and the original Blood Eagle, and the three of them surrounded the volcano or he went to disturb the two "new friends" in front of him to go shopping.

Colonel Chen led the fully armed battalion to follow behind to escort him, and he also brought Wang Chao, who was carrying a sack and plate on his back and gnawing while walking.

These plates are made of wheat straw, environmentally friendly tableware, although it is not delicious, but it is not dead, but the number is a bit large, it is estimated that Wang Chao will eat for a long time...... But it doesn't matter, the shelf life is quite long, at least you can eat it in this life.

Colonel Chen glanced at Wang Chao and said coldly: "Shut your mouth next time." ”

/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ Colonel, this thing is so unpalatable! Can you dip some ketchup for the sake of me accompanying you in the wind and rain for so many years?

In this way, a team of more than 500 people appeared on the street of the 092 base, and it was so vast that I don't know how many cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods were scared away.

Why would Colonel Chan agree to Professor Enlightened going out shopping?

You must know that he didn't even agree to let Volcano and Lu Liangren see the enlightened professor at first.

The reason for this is simple, that is, enlightened professors really need a friend.

There are many scientific research weirdos who do not communicate with others because they have been immersed in research for a long time, and they end up with all kinds of mental problems.

And the enlightened professor hadn't spoken to anyone for more than three months, so he was very happy to see Colonel Chen going out for a walk this time.

So why did Fairy Lu take the enlightened professor out shopping?

Her idea was simpler, Du Jingxiu was just after shopping once, and the tenacious Fairy Lu felt that the enlightened professor could also operate in this way, so she took people out.

Although I really wanted to get rid of the strange man in front of me who looked like my wife's ex-boyfriend (what a mess of relationships), there were three sixth-level warriors guarding it, and they were really "shopping", so Volcano gritted his teeth and held back.

Volcano was originally in a very bad mood, but as he walked, the more he walked, the happier he became, but Colonel Chen's face became gloomy.

Compared with the ignorant Lu Liangren, the enlightened professor is even more ignorant.

Lu Liangren also knew that he had to pay for buying things, and the enlightened professor picked up the things and left.

Lu Liangren also knew not to snatch children's snacks, and the enlightened professor saw that other people's lollipops were beautiful, so he picked them up and stuffed them into his mouth.

Of course, in the end, it was returned after the little boy's snot bubbles and Lu Liangren's drinking.

All in all, in short, how awesome an enlightened professor is in scientific research, how stupid he is in life.

He stood with the equally stupid Fairy Lu, fully showing everyone the true meaning of the phrase that there is no stupidest, only more stupid.

Seeing such a situation, Colonel Chen's heart has basically cooled down, these geniuses made by bioengineering are like seedlings that are pulled out to help grow, they seem to be growing gratifyingly, but the foundation is all empty, they have no concept of right and wrong, Colonel Chen really doubts that if there are bad people who provide them with experimental equipment, they can also work hard to help each other do research.

Two hours later, Lu Liangren and the enlightened professor, who had finished shopping with a large group of tails, returned to the military headquarters.

"Now you know how to make friends with others, right?" Lu Liangren asked.

The enlightened professor nodded, shook his head again, and said, "I only have one friend from you. ”

Fairy Lu was anxious: "How can there be only one friend, look at them," she pointed to the people behind her, "They are all your colleagues, and they also have the opportunity to be friends with you." ”

Hearing Lu Liangren say this, the faces of those serious rough men changed instantly, and they all smiled brightly and innocently.

"Yes, Professor, we'd love to be friends with you. ”

After the vulture finished speaking, he wiped his face, Nima Laozi is old and has to come out to sell cuteness, why is today's painting style so strange?

The enlightened professor frowned, but before he could think about it, Lu Liangren pulled the volcano over again and said, "You see I have a lot of friends, you are, and so is he." ”

At the sight of the volcano, Professor Enlightened's originally confused expression suddenly changed and became full of hostility.

"No, no, you can't do that. Lu Liangren grabbed the enlightened professor's hand, folded his hand with the volcano's hand, and said, "I am your friend, he is my friend, so he is your friend." ”

After a tongue twister successfully stunned the enlightened professor, Fairy Lu continued to exude her fairy aura:

"People must not be selfish enough to ask their friends to have only one friend, this is a very greedy performance, you have to think that you are also busy, then when you are busy your friends are not happy, but also have a person who can speak to the heart, at this time he needs other friends to comfort. In the same way, you are the same, when you need help, if I am not there, you can go to other friends for help, and I will never be unhappy. ”

Fairy Lu's verbal expression ability is very problematic, and the enlightened professor is confused when she listens.

However, looking at the volcano holding a pair of peach blossom eyes and staring coldly at him, the enlightened professor still shook his head and said, "He is different from you, I don't want to be friends with him." ”

"How can it be different? Isn't it all two eyes, one nose and one mouth?"

She makes so much sense!!

"He doesn't look at me the same way you do. "The enlightened professor has finally found the source of the problem.

Eyes...... Lu Liangren turned his head to look at the volcano, his eyes were innocent and pure, if he added a tail to his back, he could play the role of a giant teddy.

You have a good look!

Lu Liangren turned his head and continued to comfort the enlightened professor: "There is a little difference between men and men, and between men and women. ”

The enlightened professor looked at Volcano's high, cold, murderous eyes, and his mouth opened slightly...... That's a big difference.

"For example...... "The Lu fairy, who has three intelligences, knotted her brain again, this chestnut is not easy to lift.

Suddenly, she thought that Volcano didn't know what medicine she had taken the wrong medicine recently, and always called her wife, so a flash of inspiration flashed in her head: "For example, if you call a woman a wife, you have to call a man, you have to call her husband, this is the difference." ”

The group of people behind "Ahem ......" almost choked to death by their own saliva, this example is really extraordinary.

Miraculously, the enlightened professor really understood.

I saw him look at Lu Liangren with a serious face and shouted, "Wife." ”

Then he immediately turned his head and shouted to the volcano who raised his hand and rolled up his sleeves: "Husband." ”

Volcano: "......"

I heard that Huaguo water tofu is good, find a piece and I'll try it.