The lame fat grandson fried a lamb's belly slice and a pork kidney, and then turned around and asked if the two dishes were enough.

"You dead fat man really don't understand, how can there be two dishes on the table? Two dishes on the table is scolding, haven't you heard others say this, one dish worships God, and two dishes are fed to turtles?" It's one thing to have at least four dishes. Let's fall in love today, it's okay to have as many dishes, just drink. ”

The lame fat grandson heard the three nerves say this, and tossed out two dishes on the stove, plus the pot of chowder soup, which can be regarded as four dishes and one soup. When he was done, he pulled a towel to wipe the sweat from his face, and pulled out a bottle of wine from the cook next to him.

"I can't call you fat anymore, now you see me as a friend, as a close friend, and I will recognize you as a friend in the future. Seeing that the lame fat grandson took out a bottle of wine, the three nerves suddenly said to the lame fat grandson as if his eyes lit up, "In the future, you will have to change the signboard of your shop, called 'lame grandson fat man chowder soup', how ugly 'lame fat grandson' is, three generations shorter than people." ”

"It's the same name, anyway, I'm a grandson business. The lame fat grandson smiled and said, "Call this 'lame fat grandson chowder soup', no one is looking for trouble, even the people above, I will worry with them and say-'I am as knowledgeable as my fat grandson, not afraid of losing my identity?' This really works, the last time a militia said that I was also considered capitalist, I cried and said, 'I am a lame fat grandson, a grandson, you are all masters.'" I walked and jumped, and I couldn't do the work in the field, so how could I eat without such a mouthful of food?" ”

"It's really yours, the Tao is deep!" heard the lame fat grandson say this, laughed and boasted.

"To put it bluntly, we are grandsons. The lame fat grandson said helplessly, "Just when I opened this shop, I cried and entangled with the captain of the production team and the cadres of the brigade, so that they couldn't do anything, so they promised me to open this shop." At that time, when I was pestering them, I was like my grandson, and no one would beat me when they saw me. I pondered that I couldn't change this brand, but it would be bad if I changed it. As he spoke, he unscrewed the lid of the wine bottle, and filled the wine cup in front of the three nerves before pouring wine into the wine cup in front of him. He put the bottle on the table and took the cup to the three nerves.

"What you said is reasonable, people can call it whatever they like, anyway, we won't give it to others if we earn money. The three nerves blinked twice, looked at the lame fat grandson, picked up the wine cup in front of him and said, "I'll call you fat brother from today, come, fat brother, let's fall in love today, this cup of wine represents everything, the words are in the wine, and the mood is also in the wine, drink!"

The two of them touched the wine cup like this, squeaked twice, and lit up each other's empty wine cups.

After a few cups of wine, the lame fat grandson was already a little big, and his tongue was not very sharp. He looked at the three nerves in a daze and said, "Let's ...... Brothers, ...... today At last...... Officially Friends...... Friends, ...... in the future If you get to ...... Market town ...... Come on, I'...... Here...... It is...... Dude, your ...... Stove room, whatever you want to eat, you ...... Say, "Brother, I'm ...... I'll do it for you, I'll ...... Lameness, craftsmanship...... Don't be lame, make sure to let ...... Dude...... You...... Eat ...... Satisfied. ”

"Fat brother, we will be friends in the future, come to the market town, I don't come to you, where else can I go?" said the lame fat grandson with a red face, "You regard me as a friend, if I come to the market town and can't come to you, I won't be a friend enough." Don't worry, brother, I have made you a friend!"

"Good!" said the crippled grandson, slapping the table in a daze, "this is the ...... Friends!"

The three nerves burped a few times in a row, and the wine poured into his stomach did not give him a full burp that was unstable, a bottle of dried potato wine was drunk by two people, and half a catty of wine was nothing in his three nerves' stomach. He squinted at the dizzy lame fat grandson, and not only became more and more proud in his heart, but also secretly cursed - you are really a grandson! Today, you don't have to touch a dime in your clothes pocket, and you drink half a bottle of wine and eat a belly of meat, where can you find such a good thing! He kept burping a series of satiety, and secretly loosened the waistband of his trousers, and the nails of his little thumb picked at the gap between his teeth, and his body stretched back, and then he felt that his stomach was looser. His stomach was loose, but his throat began to burn, but at this time, he didn't care about it, but he was thinking about the next meal. If he was drunk, he would not be able to wake up at night, and the lame fat grandson would not drag himself outside!

"Fat Sun...... Be...... It's mine...... Friends, ...... in the future Who's going to ...... again Call him fat grandson, I'll ...... with him Anxious eyes, anxious eyes!" As he spoke, the three nerves began to reach out and pat the lame fat grandson's shoulder lightly, "From now on, you will be me...... Brother, that is...... My friend!"

The body of the lame fat grandson shook the three nerves one by one, like a spring under his buttocks, and at the same time, he himself didn't know how big his head was to blow the half bottle of wine in his stomach, and he shook back and forth with the arching of his body. He squinted his eyes, and he didn't know if he could hear what the three nerves were saying, so he hummed vigorously in response to the three nerves.

"Fat brother, let's ...... It's a friend, your ...... The thing, that's it...... Don't worry, brother...... Certain...... Ideas...... Here you go...... Find a woman!...... It's wrapped around me, and you ...... Put it in ...... In the belly!" the three nerves still kept patting the lame fat grandson's shoulder, making more affection than his own brother. He patted the lame fat grandson on the shoulder for a while, then stopped, put his arm around the lame fat grandson's shoulder, and hugged him into his arms across the table in front of him.

The lame fat grandson gave the three nerves such a swing, opened his mouth, took a sip, drank half a catty of wine in his stomach and ate the vegetables in his stomach squirted out a lot, if it wasn't for the three nerves dodging in time, most of the things squirted out by the lame fat grandson would have flown to the three nerves.

Seeing that the lame fat grandson vomited, the pretended wine was suddenly gone, he stood up and turned behind the lame fat grandson, raised two fists and began to beat the lame fat grandson's back, and said to the lame fat grandson with some complaints: "What kind of alcohol are you? You can't drink when you open a restaurant, I really haven't seen you like this!"

The lame fat grandson vomited wine and seemed to be sober. He looked up and said, "I'...... I've never drunk it like this, and I'm ...... Glad to be with you...... Made friends. ”

The three nerves beat the lame fat grandson's back, and complained to himself: "Me too, if I knew that you couldn't drink, I wouldn't let you drink so much, and you drank like this!"

"Brother Nerve, don't do this...... Blame yourself, I'm really happy today!" The lame fat grandson laughed with him, still looking at the three nerves with his eyes open, and said, "All these years...... Who's ...... Treat me as a friend? Just you! I'm really happy. ”

Sanneri looked at the smile on the face of his lame fat grandson, and suddenly had a new idea in his heart. He stopped pounding the crippled fat grandson's spine, lowered his head and stared at the lame fat grandson, and asked, "Are you okay, do you want to drink water?"

"It's fine. The lame fat grandson shook his hand at the three nerves and said.

"You can sleep for a while, I'll clean up here, so that no one else can come in and see the jokes, our brother." The three nerves tugged at the limb socket of the lame fat grandson, trying to press the lame fat grandson to the bed immediately. When the crippled grandson asked him to pull him up from the bench, he realized that there was no bed in the shop at all. He scratched his head with one free hand, frowned and looked back and forth several more times, and finally, he found a place in this shop where his fat and lame grandson could lie down.

The lame fat grandson walked a few steps with the pull of the three nerves, shook his hand, stopped all of a sudden, turned his face and squinted at the three nerves, and when he stopped, the whole body shook back and forth a few times.

"Look at you, you can't stand still, let's sit down first, I'll clean up and then find you a place to sleep for a while." The three nerves then sat down the crippled fat grandson on a bench and said, "Sit down, or lie down on the table." I'll pack it up, boil some boiling water, and I'll think you're thirsty too. ”

"Yes...... Boiling water, over there...... in a thermos. The lame fat grandson pointed with his hand.

The three nerves looked at the hand of the fat grandson who was lame, but he didn't see where the thermos was.

The crippled grandson soon fell asleep on the table and snored.

Seeing that the lame fat grandson had fallen asleep, Sanner's heart suddenly felt relieved, and tonight's dinner and the place where he settled were at his lame fat grandson. He turned around, first took out two shovels full of ashes from under the stove with the broken shovel that the lame fat grandson had added coal to the stove, and covered the things that the lame fat grandson had spit out, and the cups and plates on the table, so he left them alone for the time being, and cleaned up the dirty things on the ground, and he had to lie on the table to sleep, and he would never wake up until it was dark. He was thinking in his heart that tonight's food had been settled, but what about tomorrow? Tomorrow's will be tomorrow's, and the bamboo pole belongs to one section! Thinking of this, he also sat down on a bench, lay down on the table, and began to close his eyes and fall asleep vigorously. Although half a bottle of wine is nothing in his stomach, after all, it is wine not water, and he lay down for a while, and his two hot eyelids couldn't open them even if he wanted to, and he really fell asleep in a dizzy state.