Part 2 The Old Eagle's Nest Chapter 12 The lame fat grandson
Seeing that the woman gave birth to a girl for himself again, he didn't take women seriously, and he had even more reason to go out and play nervous this time. After he rushed out of his house, he walked forward angrily along the road at the entrance of the village, and he didn't have a bottom in his heart where he was going after all, so he didn't know where he went.
In this way, the three nerves opened their legs and walked forward without a goal, and suddenly, he remembered the fritter shop in the market town. It is said to be a fritter shop, but in fact, it also sells some noodle hodgepodge or something, and there is a lot of meat in the chowder soup for two cents a bowl. I don't know how long the guy who runs the shop is, but his fritters, noodles and chowder soup are very delicious. Is it because you don't have oil and water in your stomach? That's not it, other people's fritters can't catch up with the deliciousness of their own, other people's noodles taste much different from their own noodles, and other people's chowder soup tastes far different from his chowder soup.
The guy who opened the fritter shop in the market town that the three nerves said was a chubby middle-aged guy surnamed Sun, with bad legs and feet, and the smooth road surface looked uneven under his feet. The people in the market town did not call him his old grandson, nor did they call him his fat grandson, but called him fat grandson. Because the three nerves came to the fat grandson's shop every now and then to eat two fritters, or drink a bowl of chowder soup, the fat grandson's shopkeeper became familiar with the three nerves. The fat grandson smiled, saying that there is little land in the market town, and he is a disabled person with one leg and one leg short, and he can't eat heavy work in the field, so he found the captain of the production team in the market town, and stubbornly asked the captain of the production team to find the cadres of the brigade, and the cadres of the brigade couldn't shake off the fat grandson's entanglement from the captain of the production team. The fat grandson pestered the cadres of the brigade all day and night to cry and wipe his tears and said some of the hardships of his disability, and the cadres of the brigade had no choice, so he promised the fat grandson to open this fritter shop in the market town, and arranged for the fat grandson to open it with confidence, but he had to pay eighty yuan to the production team a year, and the commune had something to do, and the brigade would support it. When the fat grandson heard that he had paid eighty yuan, he opened his throat and cried in front of the cadres of the brigade. The cadres of the brigade persuaded neither the left nor the right, and finally according to the fat grandson's statement, they paid fifteen yuan a year to the production team. After that, his lame and fat grandson's fritter shop opened in the market town. This lame and fat grandson also knew how to repay his kindness, and often packed the chowder soup he had boiled in a hot water bottle, and carried it to the home of the cadres of the brigade. Of course, he didn't forget the captain of the production team, and he also sent a bottle of chowder soup to the captain of the production team every once in a while. In this way, his fritter shop has a foothold in the market town.
Because the three nerves often carried a few cents to the shop in the market town to taste the taste, after eating a bowl of chowder soup at the lame fat grandson, he often came to this shop to generously hand the lame fat grandson a few cents hidden on his body, and shouted for a bowl of chowder soup. Sometimes I have a little more money on my body, and I will shout at the back of the chowder soup - two more fritters!
Sanneri touched the clothes on his body, rummaged back and forth several times, and in a pocket of his clothes that was close to his body, he found a dime, when did this dime hide on his body? He thought for a while, shook his head alone, and couldn't remember. He looked at the dime in his hand, frowned and searched his body several times, and finally simply took off the clothes on his body and carefully pinched and searched next to the seam of his clothes, and in the end it was only the dime he had just touched. What can you do with this dime? Just half a bowl of chowder!
In the end, the three nerves did not find another child from the clothes on their bodies, and put the clothes back on their bodies with some care, carefully pinching the dime in their hands, and with their eyes gurgling, they put the dime into the pocket of the clothes that were close to their bodies, and strode towards the market town more than ten miles away.
"Brother Nerve, I haven't been here for five days. The lame fat grandson saw the three nerves coming to his shop from a distance, and said hello to the three nerves with a loud voice.
"You dead fatty, what a memory. Three nerves stretched out three fingers to the lame fat grandson, pouted and said, "Three days, I haven't come for three days, I'm hungry for saliva." You dead fat man, why do you want to make the chowder soup so delicious, hook people with gluttonous worms in the stomach, make trouble in the mouth, make trouble all over the body, and make people can't live in peace. ”
"Three days? Why do I think it's more than three days?" The lame fat grandson beckoned Sanneri into his shop as if surprised, and limped to pull a bench for Sannerve, and asked Sanner, "Is it still a chowder today?"
"Chowder! I want two bowls!" replied to the lame fat grandson as if he had made a fortune.
"What's the matter, the eldest brother is willing to break the bill today?" asked for two bowls of chowder soup for the three nerves, and the lame fat grandson looked very surprised and jumped on two legs of different lengths.
"Why are you willing to break the bank, aren't you just two bowls of chowder? and let you be so surprised!" the three nerves pouted and smiled.
"Why do you have time to go to the market town today? Don't you go to work?" the crippled fat grandson began to stumble and spread his three nerves to add fire to the stove.
"I have something to do today, so I'm on leave. The three nerves began to wonder in their hearts how to settle the bill for these two bowls of chowder today.
"What's wrong?" the lame fat grandson replied to the words of the three nerves, stretching the pot stove.
"That skinny monkey in the market town owes me a few dozen dollars, and asked me to come and get it today, no, I just came back from his house. I guess I won't be able to go back in time for dinner, so I'll tick you off with the taste of a dead fat man's chowder soup. The three nerves were very similar to telling such a lie, looking at the lame fat grandson and saying, "That skinny monkey is too, and there is no harvest at home, but fortunately he secretly plays cards and gambles, and he lost dozens of dollars last time, and he took it from me." I don't know what shit luck he has gone, but he has always won money these days. ”
"Skinny monkey? Which skinny monkey are you talking about at the west end of the market town?" asked the lame fat grandson, looking back.
"That's him!" replied the three nerves immediately in the affirmative to the fat lame grandson.
"Haven't you heard of him playing cards and gambling?" the lame fat grandson added two scoops of water to the stove, looked back at the three nerves, and said in a daze, "That thin man is an honest man, why did he secretly play cards to gamble?"
"I said you dead fat man, your legs are not good, and your heart and eyes are not good. Are you pretending to be confused, when is the time when the militia often goes down to catch gambling, which one who plays cards and gambles is not hiding in which place? Can this matter be heard?" The three nerves looked at the lame fat grandson, looked around, and said very mysteriously, "It's not that I am familiar with you, I don't talk about this yet, if it reaches the ears and eyes of the militia, the thin monkey will be unlucky." You must not talk about it outside!"
The lame fat grandson staggered, stared at the three nerves and did not speak for a long time, nodded with his mouth half open in horror, and said vaguely: "This matter cannot be said outside, in case it reaches the ears and eyes of the militia, it will be caught and sat in the dark room." I didn't see that the thin man still had this mouthful. ”
"What's the matter, people can beat gongs and drums and swagger around? The three nerves looked around again as if they were nervous, and their voices were lowered, and they said, "This thin monkey has been transferred, and he has won more than two thousand in the past few days!"
"Really, I can't tell he's rich. "Although there have been a lot of colorful characters coming and going in the lame fat grandson's shop, there have been no people who have talked to him like today, and sometimes they will meet guests who feel strange, and they want to come over to listen to the rarity, and when people see him passing, they will tear away the topic and say some nonsense that doesn't hurt or itch. Today, the three nerves told themselves such terrible news, and it was the three nerves who regarded themselves as intimate friends. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel that the three nerves were intimate and intimate. turned around, grabbed a large handful of minced meat from the vegetable pot next to him and threw it into the pot, and asked his intimate friend to eat more.
"Why are you putting something in the pot again? I'm going to ask for two bowls. Seeing that the lame fat grandson threw a large handful of minced meat into the pot again, he said with a straight face, "Don't look at me when I get money today, you want to sell me two more bowls." ”
"Where did Brother Nerve go, you told me such terrible words today, you regarded me as a cripple as a close friend, I added a little more minced meat, just to drink two cups with Brother Nerve at noon today. I'll invite you for lunch today, and when the chowder in the pot comes out, I'll fry two more dishes, anyway, I haven't eaten lunch yet. Anyone used to think of me as a cripple? Nobody took me as a cripple. Brother Nerve's defenseless against me today, and after saying those important words, I invite you to drink two cups is also my mood. The lame fat grandson stirred back and forth in the pot with a spoon a few times, pouted and blew into the pot a few breaths, and then the spoon scooped out some soup and put it in front of his lips, and his mouth sucked violently, and the soup in the spoon flew into his mouth. He clicked his mouth twice, frowned and tasted the taste, then wiped the spoon with a rag in his hand, and said to himself, "The taste is good, not salty or light, just the right taste." ”
Three nerves looked at the lame fat grandson smacking his mouth proudly, and he was also proud in his heart, he didn't expect that the lame fat grandson would value him so much for his lies.
"Brother Nerve, why haven't you come over with your good friend for a while?" The lame fat grandson was very satisfied with his craft, put the chowder soup in the pot into a large soup bowl, brought it to the table in front of the three nerves, raised his eyes and glanced at the three nerves, and asked with a smile, "I heard others say that your good friend is much younger than you, why did you hook it?
"Dead fatty, don't talk nonsense. Sanneri looked back to the side and said, "You know it, don't let anyone else hear it." I know what is this called now? The relationship between men and women, corruption and corruption. ”
"Brother Nerve, what can you embezzle? It's not a leader! What is corruption? The relationship between men and women has existed before, and Ximenqing has hooked up with Pan Jinlian, which is also called corruption? That's called ability! You are ability. The lame fat grandson laughed and said, "No one can hear this, you see, no one comes to eat at this time." Not to mention, the first time you came here to eat chowder, I really didn't see that you still had this ability, which made people feel panicked when they heard it. ”
Seeing that no one else was present, Sanneri narrowed his eyes and secretly looked at the lame fat grandson, put one hand on his mouth and made a trumpet-like gesture, lowered his voice and said to the lame fat grandson: "Tell you, tender, more than ten years younger than me." The body is white and pure, so tender that water can come out when you pinch it. ”
"You haven't lived in vain in your life!" the lame fat grandson said to the three nerves with envy, "There is a wife in the family, and there is a good one outside, who is still young." In my life, I have suffered hardship, and I have been delayed by these two legs. ”
Hearing what the lame fat grandson said, the three nerves immediately frowned for him with pity, pondered for a long time, and said to him: "Dead fatty, don't worry, when I feel a suitable one, I'll give you a line." ”
"Where are you touching, my two legs, one long and one short, who will see it in their eyes?" The lame fat grandson smiled bitterly at the three nerves, "My two legs are so involved that I can't lift my shoulders or pick them, and my life is still tight." ”
You have craftsmanship, you have this shop, and you have a lot of pocket money in your hand, and if a woman follows you, you don't have fun in your heart. Sanneri smiled and shook his head.
"If only women could think like that!" the crippled grandson laughed and began to squeak and stir-fry on the stove.
Three nerves lifted one foot and placed it on the bench under the buttocks, propped up the arm to the arched knee, and rested the chin on the arm again. He quietly watched his lame fat grandson busy on the stove, the frying spoon in his hand clattering against the bottom of the pot.