"Ahem. ”

Li Xu coughed lightly twice, and then said to dozens of students in the audience with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am the new teacher, and I will teach "Diagnostics of Traditional Chinese Medicine" in the future, my name is Li Xu, you can call me Teacher in the future, or Teacher Li." ”

After a moment of silence, the class suddenly burst into an uproar.

"Are you a teacher?"

"No, such a young teacher? I thought you were a student. ”

"Wow! It turns out that the dream I had last night was real, alas, the new teacher is really so young!" A girl looked at Li Xu with bright eyes.

"It's not April Fool's Day, no kidding. ”

“…”

The sound of doubts kept sounding in the classroom, making Li Xu speechless and helpless for a while.

Am I born with a student's face?

Although it looks a little younger, don't many schools now have young teachers?

But Li Xu thinks about it, whether it is a traditional Chinese medicine hospital or a western hospital. After all, in terms of medical skills, many people believe that the older they are, the better their medical skills. The higher the level of education.

is as young as Li Xu, let alone at Nanzhou University, even if there are medical schools across the country, it is unprecedented.

"Quiet! quiet!"

Li Xu slapped the lectern, and his voice slowly stopped.

Li Xu cleared his throat. Then he said loudly: "This... I look young, but I really am your teacher. ”

"Teacher, were you a school teacher before?" asked one student.

"It's not. ”

Li Xu shook his head and said nonsense: "However, I was also a member of Nanzhou University before, but I dropped out of school because of something wrong in the middle." Although I am not a regular teacher, I am confident that I will lead you well. I am confident that I can lead you to do Chinese medicine well. ”

"Senior, you..." As soon as a sweet-looking girl spoke, Li Xu interrupted her.

"Don't call me senior, call me teacher or teacher Li. Because from the moment I stand on the podium, I have been your teacher. Li Xu corrected.

"But you haven't even graduated from college, what qualifications do you have to be our teacher?" a sudden voice sounded from the back row.

"Oh, then how do you think I am qualified to be your teacher?" Li Xu looked at the girl who spoke.

"Teacher, ten people have nine diseases, and one is sub-health. Otherwise, let's see if there is anything wrong with our body? This is also a combination of the theory and practice of our "Diagnostics". If you can see the problem in us and give you a treatment plan accordingly, then it proves that you have some level. The girl said with a smile.

"That's ......" Li Xu glanced around the class and asked, "Do you have any opinions on this classmate's proposal?"

"No comment!"

"Okay, since everyone has no opinion, let's do what this classmate said. Li Xu walked up to the female classmate, glanced at the female classmate's face, and said, "Look at your haggard face, blank eyes, and purple eyes, this is a manifestation of insomnia for many days and haggard heart." ”

"Ah?!" the female classmate opened her mouth slightly and exclaimed incredulously: "Ah, how do you know, it's amazing!"

She had been dreaming all this time, and they were all nightmares, she woke up in the middle of the night, and she hadn't had a good night's sleep for a long time.

After Li Xu finished speaking, he picked up the pen on the female classmate's desk, wrote a prescription out, and handed it to her. said: "According to this prescription, one pair a day, after three days, you can solve this anxiety, insomnia and dreaming problem." ”

"Thank you, teacher!" the female student picked up the prescription and put it away as if she had found a treasure.

Li Xu walked up to the next classmate, looked at her face, and said, "Pigmentation on the face and weakness in the body." Excessive bruising. Pay attention to unblocking. ”

Brush brush brush, another prescription came out, "Once a day, you can be cured in three days."

"Pale complexion, disordered meridians. Internal heat is severe. Hemorrhoidal bleeding symptoms"

"The pupils are yellow, and the upper lip is black. This is a symptom of liver disease. ”

“……”

Li Xu walked among the students, and every time he walked in front of a student, he could quickly point out the illness of his body. Even some of the students themselves did not have hidden diseases, and they were all found out by him.

Not only that, but he also provides prescriptions for treatment according to each person's disease.

Astonished. Praise. Ecstasy.

These emotions appeared on the faces of every student, and they looked at Li Xu with a look of surprise, and their eyes moved with his body.

Every time Li Xu pointed out a student's illness, it could cause a sensation in the crowd.

After Li Xu gave the treatment method, they talked about it again. Discuss the wonders of this prescription. The whole classroom is like a vegetable market, noisy.

It wasn't until Li Xu walked to the last row and helped a boy with acne on his face solve the problem of endocrine disorders, that almost all the nearly fifty students in the class were all watched by him.

Li Xu walked back to the podium from Xin and looked at everyone. He asked aloud: "Now, do you have any opinions on me as a teacher of the course "Diagnostics of Traditional Chinese Medicine"?"

"No!" replied the class aloud in unison.

"Teacher Li, do you have a girlfriend?" asked a good-looking girl.

Hearing a girl ask Li Xu if he had a girlfriend, the whole class burst out laughing.

It was a very cute girl, after asking this question. I can't shame myself. But seeing that the whole class was laughing at her, she rolled her eyes angrily and said, "I just like Teacher Li, what's wrong? ”

"Who said that. I would also like. Teacher Li, look at me, I am also very beautiful, I sing well, and I can play the violin. Why don't you think about it and be my boyfriend?"

"And me, and me, Mr. Li. People say that boys like fierce girls, you see, I'm fierce enough, don't you?"

“……”

"Teacher. Do you like boys?" and at that moment, a girl's voice came from the back seat.

It was all quiet in an instant.

They all looked over, and then they saw a boy who looked white and clean, but exuded a sissy atmosphere. is looking at Li Xu with a shy face.

Seeing the whole class looking at him, he stared at him, his feet on the ground, and said shyly: "I hate it, I just want you to like Teacher Li." Don't you want people to like it?"

As soon as this sentence came out, Li Xu felt goosebumps all over his body for no reason.

After a moment of silence, the class finally burst into laughter, laughing and falling on the table, rolling on the ground, and stomping her feet in anger.

"Be quiet, don't laugh, go to class. Li Xu knocked on the desk solemnly.

The class gradually fell silent.

Li Xu straightened his clothes and said, "I know, I am very good, teacher. As long as it's a girl, they like me, and of course, some boys...... Don't laugh, be serious. This is also the thing that has troubled me the most since I was a child, but I can't help it, it's hard to give up on my natural beauty, isn't it? To put it bluntly, I really envy your luck to have a man like me as a teacher, not to mention you, it's me. I can't help but fall in love with myself, alas!"

"Hahaha......"

The whole class just stopped laughing, heard Li Xu's words, and laughed again.

"Teacher Li, you are so humorous, we love you!"

"Yes, Mr. Li, you are the most handsome, temperamental, and humorous teacher I have ever met. ”

"Okay, everyone is laughing about the same, in class, there is passion, it is important. Otherwise, a class that is lifeless will be the same as going to a grave. Why don't you go home and sleep, do you say?" Li Xu asked with a smile.

"Yes!"

The class answered in unison.

Li Xu nodded and chuckled: "Okay, the joke is almost over, it's time to enter the plot." As is customary, let's pick up the names. All the students who clicked on it should stand up and introduce themselves, and let the teacher have a basic understanding of you. ”

Li Xu said, picked up the list sheet, and read out the name for the first time.

"Zhao Jialing. ”

A girl stood up and said softly: "My name is Zhao Jialing, I am used to singing, dancing, shopping, and eating ......."

Five minutes later.

Li Xu opened his mouth and said: "This, classmate Zhao Jialing, I am very interested in your aunt's study abroad, but the time is limited, you can tell us about it when you have the opportunity in the future." ”

Zhao Jialing closed her mouth unsatisfied, she started talking about her own family, she just finished talking about her parents, grandparents, grandparents, and grandmothers, and now she talks about aunts, and there are aunts behind, uncles, uncles, aunts, cousins, uncles, uncles, aunts, cousins, uncles, aunts, aunts, cousins, cousins, cousins, uncles, aunts, cousins, uncles, aunts, aunts, cousins, uncles, aunts, cousins,

"Actually, teacher, people mainly tell you and want you to have a comprehensive understanding of other people. Zhao Jialing said to Li Xu with a red face.

Well, it was confessed again!

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