105 Get Out!
"Teacher, ten people have nine diseases, and one is sub-health. Otherwise, let's see if there is anything wrong with our body? This is also a combination of the theory and practice of our "Diagnostics". If you can see the problem in us and give you a treatment plan accordingly, then it proves that you have some level. The girl said with a smile.
"That's ......" Lu Yun glanced around the class and asked, "Do you have any opinions on this classmate's proposal?"
"No comment!"
"Okay, since everyone has no opinion, let's do what this classmate said. Lu Yun walked up to the female classmate, glanced at the female classmate's face, and said, "Look at your haggard face, blank eyes, and purple eyes, this is a manifestation of insomnia for many days and haggard heart." ”
"Ah?!" the female classmate opened her mouth slightly and exclaimed incredulously: "Ah, how do you know, it's amazing!"
She had been dreaming all this time, and they were all nightmares, she woke up in the middle of the night, and she hadn't had a good night's sleep for a long time.
After Lu Yun finished speaking, he picked up the pen on the female classmate's desk, wrote a prescription out, handed it to her, and said: "Follow this prescription to grab the medicine, one pair a day, and after three days, you can solve this anxiety, insomnia, and dreaminess problem." ”
"Thank you, teacher!" the female student picked up the prescription and put it away as if she had found a treasure.
Lu Yun walked up to the next classmate, looked at her face, and said, "I have spots on my face and my body is weak." Excessive bruising. Pay attention to unblocking. ”
Brush brush brush, another prescription came out, "Once a day, you can be cured in three days."
"Pale complexion, disordered meridians. Internal heat is severe. Hemorrhoidal bleeding symptoms"
"The pupils are yellow, and the upper chunk is jet black. This is a symptom of liver disease. ”
“……”
Lu Yunyou walked among the students, and every time he walked in front of a student, he could quickly point out the illness of his body. Even some of the students themselves did not have hidden diseases, and they were all found out by him.
Not only that, but he also provides prescriptions for treatment according to each person's disease.
Astonished. Praise. Ecstasy.
These emotions appeared on the faces of each student, and they looked at Lu Yun with surprise on their faces, their eyes moving with his body.
Every time Lu Yun pointed out a student's illness, it could cause a sensation in the crowd.
After Lu Yun gave the treatment method, they discussed the merits of this prescription again. The whole classroom is like a vegetable market, noisy.
It wasn't until Lu Yun walked to the last row and helped a boy with acne on his face solve the problem of endocrine disorders, that almost all the nearly fifty students in the class were watched by him.
Lu Yun walked back to the podium, looked at everyone, and asked loudly: "Now, do you have any opinions on me being the teacher of the course "Diagnostics of Traditional Chinese Medicine"?"
"No!" replied the class aloud in unison.
At their age, what they worship the most is nothing more than some martial arts characters, what is very knowledgeable, management is very good, they don't know how many they have seen from elementary school to high school, and they have long been tired of such teachers.
Now, suddenly, there is a teacher who can make jokes, looks young, and can also do peerless martial arts, and most importantly, his medical skills are so high that they can diagnose their condition without taking a pulse at a glance, which they have never seen before, and of course they are very happy to accept it.
Not only willingly, but many people want to take it for themselves!
"Teacher Lu, do you have a girlfriend?" asked a good-looking girl.
Hearing a girl ask Lu Yun if he had a girlfriend, the whole class burst out laughing.
It was a very cute girl, and after asking this question, she was ashamed of herself. But seeing that the whole class was laughing at her, she rolled her eyes angrily and said, "I just like Teacher Lu, what's wrong? ”
"Whoever said it, I like it too. Teacher Lu, look at me, I am also very beautiful, I sing well, and I can play the violin, or can you think about it and be my boyfriend?"
"And me, and me, Mr. Lu, people say that boys like girls with big breasts, you see, my breasts are big enough, do you like them?"
“..”
"Teacher, do you like boys?" At this moment, a girl's voice came from the back seat.
It was all quiet in an instant.
They all looked over, and then they saw that a boy who looked white and clean, but exuded a sissy atmosphere, was looking at Lu Yun with a shy face.
Seeing the whole class looking at him, he stared at him, stared at his feet on the ground, and said shyly: "I hate it, just if you like Teacher Lu, don't you like it?"
As soon as this sentence came out, goosebumps quickly rose all over Lu Yun's body for no reason.
After a moment of silence, the class finally burst into laughter, laughing and falling on the table, rolling on the ground, and stomping her feet in anger.
"Be quiet, don't laugh, go to class. Lu Yun knocked on the desk solemnly.
The class gradually fell silent.
Lu Yun straightened his clothes and said, "I know, teacher, I am very good, as long as I am a girl, I will like me, of course, including individual boys... Don't laugh, be serious, this is also the thing that I have been most troubled by since I was a child, but, there is no way, it is difficult to give up on being born beautiful, isn't it?
"Hahaha.."
As soon as the class stopped laughing, they heard Lu Yun's words and laughed again.
"Teacher Lu, you are so humorous, we love you!"
"Yes, Mr. Lu, you are the most handsome, temperamental, and humorous teacher I have ever met. ”
"Okay, everyone is laughing about the same, in class, there is passion, it is important. Otherwise, a class is lifeless, the same as going to the grave, so it's better to go home and sleep, don't you say?" Lu Yun asked with a smile.
"Yes!"
The class answered in unison.
Lu Yun nodded and chuckled: "Okay, the joke is almost over, it's time to enter the plot, according to the usual practice, next, let's order the name." All the students who clicked on it should stand up and introduce themselves, and let the teacher have a basic understanding of you. ”
Lu Yun said, picked up the list sheet, and read out the name for the first time.
"Zhao Jialing. ”
A girl stood up and said softly: "My name is Zhao Jialing, I am used to singing, dancing, shopping, and eating ......."
Five minutes later.
Lu Yun opened his mouth and said: "This, classmate Zhao Jialing, I am very interested in your aunt's study abroad, but the time is limited, you can tell us about it when you have the opportunity in the future." ”
Zhao Jialing closed her mouth unsatisfied, she started talking about her own family, she just finished talking about her parents, grandparents, grandparents, and grandmothers, and now she talks about aunts, and there are aunts behind, uncles, uncles, aunts, cousins, uncles, uncles, aunts, cousins, uncles, aunts, aunts, cousins, cousins, cousins, uncles, aunts, cousins, uncles, aunts, aunts, cousins, uncles, aunts, cousins,
"Actually, teacher, people mainly tell you and want you to have a comprehensive understanding of other people. Zhao Jialing blushed and said to Lu Yundao.
Well, it was confessed again!
In the following self-introduction, almost everyone talked for a few minutes, especially those girls, who couldn't wait to tell everything from childhood to adulthood, so that the whole class, oh no, let Lu Yun know them better.
"Li Mengyao. Lu Yun continued to call the next person's name.
"Teacher, Li Mengyao is sick and resting in the dormitory. A girl said.
"Sick?" Lu Yun was stunned, but he didn't care too much, and continued: "Li Mengqi." ”
"Teacher, Li Mengqi is also sick and is also resting in the dormitory. The girl said again.
"Such a coincidence?" Lu Yun frowned slightly, "What disease did they have?"
"Teacher, I don't know very well, I'm not in the same dormitory with them, and when I had breakfast in the morning, they sent me a message and asked me to ask for a leave. However, they are twins, they look the same, they were born on the same date, and it is understandable that they were sick on the same day. The girl explained.
"Okay, I got it. Lu Yun thought for a moment and didn't ask any more.
Syllable..
Suddenly, the back door of the classroom was slammed open, and a boy staggered in, exuding a strong smell of alcohol, so that the surrounding students covered their noses and avoided one after another.
"Stop. Lu Yun shouted.
The boy looked at Lu Yun on the podium with drunken eyes, "You... Who are you?"