Chapter 12: Little Lori
was struggling, and suddenly, a little girl wearing a school uniform with a ponytail jumped out directly.
She pretended to be surprised and said, "Teacher Sun, someone threatens you, and someone dares to threaten you!"
"In this school, who doesn't know that you have been practicing iron cloth shirts since you were a child, you are covered in copper skin and iron bones, and you are invulnerable, and this guy actually threatens you, it's really ridiculous. ”
Sun Qiang was overjoyed, he really loved this little Lori.
She was worried that she didn't have a chance to pretend to be forced, so she came to such a sentence, although the martial arts of this iron cloth shirt are very watery, and it is just a name, but to deal with this little white face, it is not more than enough.
However, he still pretended to be very righteous on his face, after all, he was a teacher.
Sun Qiang said with a straight face: "This classmate is right, threatening me, it's really ridiculous, I should be beaten!" But I'm a teacher, it's definitely not right to bully people with my kung fu, but I can't swallow this breath, what do you say?"
The ponytailed little Lori thought for a while, and said innocently: "Otherwise, teacher, you can fight, one person beats the other party, and whoever lies down first will lose." ”
Liu Ke glanced at this Lori.
Dressed in a school uniform, not tall, the two double ponytails are quite cute, especially the plump in front of the chest, which is not proportional to the height, and meets all the conditions of Lori.
It's just that the eyes of this fanning the flames are too bad, and it is completely a picture of not being too big to see the excitement.
Sun Qiang really wanted to rush over at this time and kiss this Lori fiercely.
I know that I know how to make an iron cloth shirt, and I am engaged in literary fighting, doesn't this make it clear that I can take advantage of myself, tsk, this big-breasted little Lori shouldn't be interesting to herself, right?
Sun Qiang thought evilly.
This figure, if you can play in bed, it will not be comfortable to die, and when Zhou Xiaocang is done, the two of them will be stripped naked together, one with their chest and the other with their mouth, thinking about it, I feel refreshed.
Seeing Sun Qiang's lewd smile at the little girl, Zhou Xiaocang felt sick to his stomach.
This person, if she is obscene to a certain extent, she can see from her eyes and expression that she has become extremely disgusted with Sun Qiang at this time.
But Zhou Xiaocang still tugged on Liu Ke's sleeve and said softly: "Little pervert, thank you today, you can leave quickly." ”
She glanced at Liu Ke, thin and weak, she must not be Sun Qiang's opponent, if she really fights for a while, she will definitely suffer a big loss, this is not good, she can't hurt others.
Liu Ke gently grabbed Zhou Xiaocang's tender little hand, smiled slightly, and said, "Don't worry, Xiaocang, isn't it just a lump of chicken breast, what a big deal." ”
"Wen Dou is just that, I'm afraid he won't dare. ”
Sun Qiang looked at the two of them, his face became darker and darker, and he said coldly: "Boy, get out of yourself if you know each other, otherwise you will be injured later, and you can't blame anyone." ”
Zhou Xiaopao heard Liu Ke's mouthful of 'small cannons', shouting very kindly, and his face couldn't help but blush slightly.
But since he was extremely confident, he couldn't let his family take this risk, so Zhou Xiaocang stood in front of Liu Ke and said to Sun Qiang: "Sun Qiang, what does my affair with my boyfriend have to do with you? I don't feel anything about you at all, don't worry about it anymore." ”
Sun Qiang became angry when he heard this.
At first, he still thought that the two were pretending to be a couple, but now that he looks at it, this intimate appearance is too natural, and Zhou Xiaocang even stepped forward, not sure if it was true.
TMD!
It took me a few months to coax Zhou Xiaopao out and have a meal with me alone, thinking that if I publicized it everywhere, under the pressure of public opinion, I could make her obediently obey and open a house obediently.
As long as you can trick her into bed, with your own ability, you will not be obedient in the future?
But now, such a kid came out halfway, and the woman that my Sun Qiang fancied dared to get involved, she was really tired and crooked.
He scoffed, "Is your boyfriend a bastard who only hides behind women?"
Liu Ke smiled coldly.
Some people, if they don't go to the hospital, they just don't know how high the sky is and how thick it is, or if they do their duty as a shield today.
He took Zhou Xiaocang's hand, stepped forward, and said, "Okay, Wendou, yes, it's okay, but if you lose to me later, don't kneel on the ground and cry for mercy." ”
Seeing that his agitation method was very effective, Sun Qiang was secretly proud, and the young man just couldn't hold his breath.
Liu Ke's shoulder was suddenly patted, and when he looked back, it was the little boy who had been standing on the side, Xue Du.
Xue Du looked nervous, and cautiously said in Liu Ke's ear: "I said buddy, Sun Qiang, this guy is really good at iron cloth shirts, you will suffer a lot from fighting him, if you don't admit it, let's slip away first." ”
Liu Ke smiled indifferently and did not speak.
He had a little affection for Xue Du, this guy seemed to be just a nerd, but he didn't expect his heart to be good.
That's not the point, though.
Liu Ke turned his head and said to Sun Qiang: "I heard that you can be in an iron cloth shirt, you are very powerful, so why don't you let me beat you first?" ”
Sun Qiang smiled coldly, this is the best.
If you make the first move, you will beat this kid down all of a sudden, how can you show the awesomeness of your iron cloth shirt, and you may be said by others to bully the weak and bully the little white face.
He was full of confidence and said very arrogantly: "Little things, don't talk about it, you can hit it ten times!"
Liu Ke smiled in surprise and said, "Great, you said ten times, by the way, you are so awesome, it is not too much for me to use weapons." ”
Sun Qiang was stunned, weapons?
I just pretended to be forced to say those words, this kid is too good at getting off the donkey, ten hits are not enough, and he adds weapons?
He was very hesitant, although the skill of his iron cloth shirt was not weak, but in case the other party took out any knife or gun, not to mention the iron cloth shirt, even the golden bell jar would have to be pierced, which... Who can afford it.
Just when Sun Qiang wanted to refuse, the little Lori from before spoke again, with a disdainful expression, and said, "Teacher Sun is so powerful, what if you let you use a weapon?"
"If you don't take a powerful guy, you won't be able to show how man Mr. Sun is!"
After Xiao Lori finished speaking, she also winked at Liu Ke with wide eyes.
Liu Ke was stunned for a moment, and then smiled, thinking that this little Lori had no heart and lungs, and she dared to add fuel to the fire.
was touted by Xiao Lori like this, Sun Qiang's waist seemed to be straighter.
That's right, if you can show how much a man you are in front of Zhou Xiaocang and these female students, let him use the weapon, anyway, this kid doesn't have much strength no matter how he looks at it, and when it's his turn, as long as he punches it, he can let him spit out all the food he ate yesterday!
He said: "I will be merciful and let you use weapons, but first of all, you can't use pointed ones, it's not that I'm afraid, it's just that the control of knives is an illegal item." ”
Sun Qiang said with a righteous and awe-inspiring attitude, and patted his chest, a picture of a teacher's lecture.
Xiao Lori saw it, pouted disdainfully, it's still illegal, scared is afraid, looking for this kind of lame reason, what kind of iron cloth shirt, now it seems to be an embroidered pillow, and if you don't fight, you will be cowardly.
Liu Ke showed a somewhat playful smile and said, "Don't worry, I use very ordinary things." ”
Sun Qiang snorted coldly, took off his shirt, revealing his bronze explosive muscles, as if an iron chain was hanging on a person, and he also played half a set of military body boxing, humming and dubbing himself, thinking that in his BGM, no one could beat him.
"Come on, stinky boy, use your strength to greet grandpa, if grandpa shouts pain, then you win. ”
Liu Ke smiled faintly, walked to the side of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, and didn't know where to pull out a long strip of strange objects, and everyone couldn't help but feel a chill when they saw it.
This thing...... It's too ......
Little Lori's eyes were shining, like little stars twinkling and flashing, she clapped her hands and exclaimed: "This thing is good, this thing is wonderful." ”
Liu Ke shook his hair handsomely and thrust the things in his hand into the ground.
Spoon!
Sun Qiang looked at this huge soup spoon, and was stunned for a moment, what is this soup spoon, does the soup spoon have such a long size? Also, there are some vegetable leaves and rotten eggs stuck on it, can you clean it up!
He said with disgust: "You are too disgusting. ”
Little Lori saw that Sun Qiang flinched a little, her eyes rolled, and she hurriedly added oil and vinegar and said, "Teacher Sun, you shouldn't be scared." ”
Sun Qiang tried his best to hold back an indifferent expression, reluctantly laughed twice, and said, "Hahaha, I'll be afraid of this?"
"Joke!"
"It's just that I love cleanliness, this thing is so dirty, I'll have to take a shower after a while, I said, what the hell are you kid doing? Where did you find such a long spoonful? ”
After speaking, he also turned his head and glared at the little Lori, who naturally pretended not to see it.
Liu Ke said innocently: "I used to cook a big pot of rice in the army, that is, the kind of rice that is packed with soup in a pot, if you think this is not good, I also have a spatula." ”
Sun Qiang hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Isn't it just a spoonful, what a big deal." ”
He was really worried that Liu Ke would bring another spatula, you know, the shovels in the army are all square and square, and they are similar to military shovels.
A guy shovels it down, and who knows if it will drop a piece of meat.
Liu Ke said regretfully: "Okay then." ”
Ignoring Sun Qiang's disgusted eyes, he raised the big soup spoon, walked over quickly, and slapped Sun Qiang's back hard.
'Bang!'
Sun Qiang screamed, the large muscles couldn't resist this blow, and he was slapped on the ground in an instant, feeling that his whole body was about to fall apart, and his internal organs were about to explode.
Before he could speak, Liu Ke was another spoonful!
Sun Qiang's stomach was tumbling, coupled with a few rotten vegetable leaves and a few rotten eggs that fell from the soup spoon, and with a wow, he spit directly on the ground.
'Bang!'
Liu Ke didn't give him a chance to breathe at all, and raised his hand to do it again.
Sun Qiang lay directly on the lump of things he spit out just now, his face was sticky and colorful, Zhou Xiaocang and Xiao Lori who looked at it were disgusted, and quickly turned their heads.
Little Lori still didn't seem to want to miss the show, frowning and covering her mouth, and slightly turning her head to watch.
Liu Ke held the soup spoon in his hand and said with a smile: "Teacher Sun, there are still seven strokes, you have to come on." ”