Chapter 13: Brother Soup Spoon
Sun Qiang was in pain to death for the first time, a little dazed for the second time, and almost fainted, and the third time woke him up again, although there was a pile of vomit and rotten vegetable leaves and rotten eggs on his face, but when he heard that there were still seven times, he was so frightened that he immediately got up.
He looked at Liu Ke in horror and stammered, "Don't fight, don't fight...... I throw in the towel......"
Little Lori pinched her nose and said in disgust: "Teacher Sun, I said ten times just now, whoever admits defeat is a bad seed and a coward! Why did you give up so quickly, do you want to hold on for a while?"
Sun Qiang has already scolded this little Lori in his heart I don't know how many times, and he hates it so much.
You damn girl, don't let me get a chance to drug you, or I'll play with you in bed!
However, when he turned his head and saw the soup spoon in Liu Ke's hand, he immediately became scared again, and Sun Qiang said in fear: "I'm a bad seed, I'm a coward, it's all right." ”
Zhou Xiaocang can't stand it anymore, a few more times, and he still won't get a life?
She tugged at Liu Ke's sleeve and said, "Okay, don't fight." ”
Liu Ke nodded obediently, put the big soup spoon back on the Harley motorcycle, and Xiao Lori said with disgust: "Brother soup spoon, what is the dirty spoon, do you still keep it?"
Brother Soup Spoon?
Liu Ke was stunned for a moment, why don't you dare Brother Tom.
He said: "My big soup spoon is issued by the army, it is a special product, it is not available on the market, it would be a pity if I lost it, besides, in case Mr. Sun had a whim, I want to miss this feeling, where can I find this spoon full of vegetable leaves and eggs." ”
Sun Qiang didn't have the face to stay any longer, he was stinky by himself, so he hurriedly stood up and ran away tremblingly.
Zhou Xiaopao saw that there were a lot of students around him, and he was worried about what bad effects would be caused, so he frowned and said: "Okay, don't look at it, you should go to class, or I'll tell your homeroom teacher!"
Several students immediately dispersed, and when Xue Du and Xiao Loli left, they quietly gave Liu Ke a thumbs up.
Seeing that everyone was gone, Zhou Xiaocang said to Liu Ke with some embarrassment: "Little pervert, wolf, thanks to you today, I just happened to be resting, otherwise let's have a meal together." ”
Liu smiled bitterly and said, "Sister Xiaocang, no, I still have to go to class, I'll invite you another day." ”
Alas, it's true, finally a beautiful woman took the initiative to make an appointment for dinner, and she couldn't go, but it's a pity, it's a pity.
Zhou Xiaopao said suspiciously: "Aren't you Xiaoxue's bodyguard, why did you become a teacher?"
Liu Ke said helplessly: "Sister Xiaocang, I'm not a teacher, I'm here to be a student." ”
Student?
Zhou Xiaocang's face suddenly froze, and he said in a daze: "You... How old is this year?"
Liu Ke calculated and said seriously: "I'm eighteen this year." ”
At this time, a breeze blew, rolling up the fallen leaves on the ground, blowing people's hearts and minds.
Zhou Xiaopao pursed her lips tightly, the expression on her face was extremely complicated, Rao was quiet and rational, and she couldn't help but hug her foul mouth in her heart.
Are you only eighteen?
It's really an old cow eating tender grass, stinky and shameless!
Liu Ke looked at her expression and felt a little funny, you didn't ask me how old I was, whether I was a student or not, you can't blame me.
Zhou Xiaocang's face was very ugly, but when he saw Liu Ke's hippie smile, he couldn't get angry, after all, he took the initiative to ask others for help, so he had to look at it blankly.
She said, "Okay, hurry back to class, I'll invite you to dinner again when I have the chance." ”
Liu Ke shrugged, walked into the school, first reported to the teaching office, and then ran directly to the class, because Fang Tianyang had said hello, the teaching director was very polite, and the efficiency was very fast.
As soon as Liu Ke entered the second class, he immediately caused a commotion, and everyone looked at him like a monkey, full of surprise.
"Oh my God, isn't this the soup spoon brother who hit Teacher Sun just now?"
"Why did he come to our class, could he be a teacher?"
"I think it's possible, after all, this guy looks like he's in his thirties. ”
……
Liu Ke glared at the student who said that he was in his thirties, and the latter felt a boundless murderous aura, and immediately sat in his seat honestly, not daring to make a sound.
"Hello everyone, I'm a new transfer student, called Liu Ke. ”
Liu Ke's standard Mandarin introduction caused a scream, he was already very handsome, belonging to the kind of person who can change his temperament in an instant, the girls were naturally very welcome when they saw it, coupled with the brilliant achievements just now, the boys also admired it very much.
You must know that heroes save beauty and have always been just talking.
Only Fang Qingxue, after glancing at him, there was disdain in his eyes that couldn't be hidden.
Stinky rascal, obviously my bodyguard, actually fighting at the door, just for a girl to show off, it's really hateful.
Liu Ke saw that the teacher hadn't come yet, so he had to go to find a seat by himself, and he originally saw that the table behind Fang Qingxue was empty, and just wanted to do it, he was suddenly dragged by a boy on his clothes.
The boy whispered and said vigilantly: "Brother, I can't sit in this seat!"
Liu Ke smiled slightly, thinking that Fang Qingxue's reputation was good, and her impression among the classmates was good.
He said: "It's okay, I'm not afraid of Fang Qingxue." ”
The boy was stunned for a moment, reacted casually, knew that Liu Ke had misunderstood, and quickly explained: "I'm not talking about Fang Qingxue, it's a female bandit!"
Female bandits......
Liu Ke is stupid, in this world, is there a girl who is more like a bandit than Fang Qingxue?
He didn't sit here in the end, not because he was afraid of any female bandits, but because he didn't want to cause trouble for no reason, no one liked trouble to run on him.
Seeing Liu Ke walking to the back row, Fang Qingxue smiled coldly.
Count you as a scoundrel, and you know that you are afraid of me.
Her eyes glanced at the door, a little anxious, why didn't the girl come yet?
Liu Ke walked back and ran and saw a person he knew, it was the little boy who was at the school gate before, Xue Du.
Xue Du also noticed Liu Ke, it should be said that he had noticed it a long time ago, and he was extremely surprised in his heart.
Such a student is actually Dr. Zhou's boyfriend? Coupled with the unexplained relationship with Fang Qingxue, I damn it, this buddy, cow!
He hurriedly beckoned to the empty seat beside him.
Liu Ke was also very happy and sat in the back.
Xue Du sighed: "Dude, you are too good, not only do you go to school with Fang Qingxue, but you are also Dr. Zhou's boyfriend." ”
Liu smiled without a trace, a picture of a natural and indifferent look, he had just put on an expression of seeing through life, and suddenly heard someone say something.
"The female bandit is here!"
In an instant, there was another commotion in the class, and everyone lowered their heads and was rummaging for something.
Liu Ke saw that many boys in front of him were stuffing the money in their wallets into their schoolbags, some hiding them in the shoe pits, and even worse, they directly put their hands into their pants, but Xue Du was indifferent.
Liu Ke looked at him blankly, Xue Du was about to explain, suddenly, a singing voice came, and the whole class was suddenly silent, and no one dared to speak anymore.
"I have a little donkey that I never ride......"
I saw a little girl in a school uniform, jumping in from the door of the class, with two ponytails dangling and a little song in her mouth, looking very well-behaved and cute.
Liu Ke's eyes widened, isn't this the little Lori who fanned the flames just now?
He looked at Xue Du in disbelief and said, "She's a female bandit?"
Xue Dusheng nodded unlovingly.
Liu Ke was embarrassed for a while, what's the matter, are you using bandits to describe others as cute these days? This little Lori doesn't look like a bad person.
He was at a loss, but he saw an even more surprising scene.
I saw that Xiao Lori started from the first table in the first row, opened the schoolbag behind her, and smiled kindly at the boy in the seat.
And gave a look, meaning you understand.
The boy's face was bitter, and he said sadly: "Sister Lingling, it's not the beginning of the month yet, can you give a few days......
Zhao Lingling frowned slightly, and said with an unhappy face: "Don't talk nonsense, this is to accept next month's protection fee in advance, if you are a man, be happy!"
The boy was very frustrated, groped in his arms for a long time, rummaged east and west, and threw a few red tickets into Zhao Lingling's pink schoolbag with great distress.
Liu Ke was dumbfounded, and his mouth was open.
No way!
It's amazing.,It's the first time I've seen a little Lori collect protection money!!
Zhao Lingling jumped all the way, collecting money one by one, almost every boy contributed a little, and no matter where they hid the money, they could scavenge it out.
"No, you pay so little if you're engaged in real estate?" Hurry up, hand over the money in your socks!"
"What, didn't you bring it? Then take your apples to the account! Hurry up, don't you want to be protected by my sister and me?"
"Gotta get it, don't put your hand in your crotch!"
……
The boys in the second class were in pain, and they all had loveless expressions.
Anyway, it's also an eighteen-year-old man, everyone has a sound mind and a strong physique, who used it to let you protect a little Lori?
If it weren't for the fear that you would spoil us...... No, if it weren't for your sincerity, we would pity you, who would pay a few hundred yuan a month for protection!
Zhao Lingling relaxed and happy all the way, quickly filled the book package, and then walked to Fang Qingxue's side and threw a wad of banknotes on the table.
She said, "Sister Xue, keep accounts." ”
As the eldest lady of the Fang family, Fang Qingxue certainly didn't look down on this little pocket money, she just thought it was fun, but she had a more important thing today.
She pulled Zhao Lingling to her side, whispered a few words, and glanced in the direction of Liu Ke a few times.
Zhao Lingling comprehended, walked to the last row of the classroom, and said arrogantly: "The newcomer? The newcomer hasn't entered the mountain yet, so hurry up and pay the protection fee, and I'll arrange a seat for you." ”
Liu Ke was chatting with Xue Du, but Liu Ke's face changed, and he said, "That...... Sister Lingling, after all, they are newcomers, so forget it this time. ”
Zhao Lingling pinched Xiao Man's waist and said with a serious face: "Xue Du, it's already very interesting that I don't charge you protection money, it's very generous, you have less BB." ”
Hearing that this little Lori called herself an old lady, Liu Ke felt a chill.
He turned his head, looked at Zhao Lingling with a smile, and said, "Little sister, do you want to collect your brother's protection money?"
Zhao Lingling's eyes widened, her face showed a look of surprise, and she said, "Ah, isn't this Brother Soup Spoon, how did you become my classmate?"
Liu Ke said helplessly: "I originally came to school." ”
Zhao Lingling finished the crescent of her beautiful eyes, stretched out her little hand, patted Liu Ke's shoulder vigorously, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "Brother Soup Spoon, I am optimistic about you, you will mix with me in the future, you don't have to pay the protection fee, the old lady covers you, you are the third master!"
After speaking, Zhao Lingling walked back to his seat.
Liu Ke smiled on the surface, but quietly wiped his cold sweat, on his first day of school, he was forcibly accepted as a little brother by a little Lori, and he was also in charge of the house.
If this matter is reported back to the troops, it will definitely be laughed to death by others.