Chapter 1003: The Monkey Is a Pit (Part II)
It's just that Leng Ye doesn't know, so he's in pain at this moment. After tangling for a while, he suddenly let go of his hair, raised his head and stared at the monkey with blazing eyes, and asked with bright eyes, "How is Rongrong's figure?"
"Uh?......" That's a good question, because the monkeys don't know either. At the time of the training camp, thousands of people were gathered in a pile, and the ghost knew which one was the queen. Not to mention after graduating from the training camp, the two have not washed together again.
So how is the queen's figure......
Not.
The monkey touched his chin, hesitated in the expectant eyes of the cold night, and said, "It's still ...... Okay. ”
"It's okay?!" Leng Ye said in horror, "When did you ask for so much?" Look at the two hands with their hands wide open, huh...... It's true that you can't catch it with one hand.
The monkey pursed his lips and said disdainfully, "That's something you've never seen bigger." ”
"Phew. Leng Ye suddenly stopped doing it, and said angrily: "Who said I haven't seen a bigger one? I want to ...... when I was in my Eagle Country."
Just in the middle of the cold night talk, there was a sudden "boom" in the distance, and then the whole earth shook violently. As if the sky was shaking, several surrounding bone mountains collapsed all of a sudden.
Countless white bones smashed over the sky like an avalanche, and Leng Ye and the monkey had nowhere to hide, and were directly buried alive by these collapsed white bones.
After a long time, a hand suddenly reached out from the flattened pile of bones, and then the monkey's head laboriously drilled out.
Shaking his head and shaking off the bone powder on his skull, the monkey looked around blankly, but it was pitch black, and he couldn't see anything.
I didn't find the figure of Leng Ye, so I shouted loudly: "Leng Ye ?!!"
As the monkey's words fell, a hand came out of another pile of bones near him, shook it vigorously, and at the same time a muffled voice responded through the white bones: "Where am I here......?"
"Where?" the monkey blinked in confusion, trying to see his surroundings wide, but his cannon barrel was still buried under the pile of bones, and when there was no illumination, the surroundings became pitch black, and even if he opened his eyes wide, he still couldn't see anything.
"This ......" Leng Ye waved his hand again, his voice muffled.
"Where?"
"......" Leng Ye didn't want to talk to him anymore, obviously his hands were hurting, and his throat was about to burst, and he asked "where" when he meowed. Sure enough, the monkeys are unreliable these days, and the sows are also in love with the trees.
Therefore, you have to rely on yourself to be a man.
After silently protesting to express his dissatisfaction, Leng Ye simply used the hand he had drilled out to begin to clumsily pull the pile of white bones covering his head.
So, this picture is a little scary.
A hand stretched out from the pile of white bones, digging at the bones with all its might......
There may be a lot of bones pressed on the top of Leng Ye's head, and he hasn't seen his head after picking it for a long time, but it's a layer thinner than just now. At this time, a small bulge suddenly slowly bulged out of the bone pile, and then Leng Ye's head "boomed" out all of a sudden. At that moment, he suddenly felt that the air in the whole world was so fresh, and he couldn't help but open his mouth wide and breathe in the air. Then he said "bah, bah" twice, spit out two mouthfuls of saliva stained with ashes, and then raised his head to look around, only to find that the surroundings were pitch black, and he couldn't see anything without seeing his fingers.
Leng Ye was stunned and called, "Monkey?"
"What are you doing?" said the monkey's voice not far away.
Leng Ye turned his head to look in the direction of the monkey, and his vision was still dark, and he couldn't even see a figure, so he couldn't help asking, "Where are you?"
"Here. ”
"Where?"
"......" the monkey sighed, not wanting to answer the question any more.
Leng Ye opened his eyes and looked at it very seriously, and said, "Why can't I see anything?"
Pouting, the monkey said, "Because you're blind." ”
"Get out!" said coldly and angrily: "You are blind, your whole family is blind." ”
"......" The monkey was silent for a moment, and replied in a very serious tone, "I don't have a whole family." ”
Cold Night: ⊙O⊙!!!
Can you still have a good chat? Lao Tzu is just an exaggerated sentence, do you need to reply so seriously?
Twitching his mouth, Leng Ye asked again, "Where's the flashlight?"
"In my hands. ”
"Open it up, it's so dark that you can't see anything. ”
"But my hands are still being pressed. ”
"Both hands are pressed?"
"One has already come out. ”
Leng Ye sighed, and patiently taught: "Then use your hand that has been withdrawn to open it!!"
The monkey hesitated for a moment, and then said, "But my gun is being held by the other hand, and it is all pressed underneath." After a pause, he added: "And the gun is very heavy, and it is stuck, I can't get it." ”
"Nima ......!!!" grinded his teeth in the cold night: "Can I scold people?"
"You've scolded. ”
“…… Can I scold more?"
"I'll beat you. ”
"!" said Leng Ye angrily.
The monkey was silent for a long time, and suddenly asked, "Get out...... What do you mean by Duzi?"
"It's belly rolling. I'm asking you to try rolling out on your stomach. ”
The monkey blinked and said, "You lied to me." ”
Leng Ye swore and said, "No, I didn't lie to you. This is called the Dafa of Tummy Rolling, one of the Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu. ”
"But I can't. ”
"That's something wrong with your stomach. ”
"Then you're going to try tummy?"
Leng Ye angrily reprimanded: "Lao Tzu has no stomach." ”
"I don't have either, I only have abs, and it's eight. ”
"God. "Looking up at the sky on a cold night, I feel that life is so helpless. Why is it so tiring to talk to this guy?...... Well, after all, people are foreigners, and it is not easy to learn a little dragon dialect by yourself, and it is normal to not be able to understand the broad and profound dragon Chinese. But Leng Ye still didn't want to talk to him anymore, otherwise he didn't know if he would be angry to death the next moment.
The monkey was completely unreliable, so Leng Ye decided...... Save oneself.
Taking a deep breath, he tried to push his body up, but soon he realized that he was doing something useless, because he couldn't do anything when he was buried in a pile of bones. There was no way, he could only use the most earthy method, that is, to dig and dig himself out.