Chapter 1002: The Monkey Is a Pit (Part I)
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In his opinion, the IQ of the heavenly burial is indeed hopeless, how can he not see such an obvious answer?
This underground world has existed for an endless number of years, and in this incomparably long time, the weak races have long been eliminated, and survival of the fittest is the rule of this world. Under the big waves, those who can survive and reproduce to this day must be powerful or suitable for survival here, and centaurs are one of them.
A war like tonight will definitely be staged once a day, which means that the centaurs have already withstood billions and trillions of such attacks, and it is impossible that this time it will not be able to stop, otherwise this race should have been extinct a long time ago.
So Liudao is not worried at all. He was now thinking about how to get out of here as soon as possible, after all, if he arrived at the center a day earlier, he would have an advantage.
……
At this moment, the werewolf gathering place is also under attack.
Xiaobai and Dowell hid in a stinking cave, trembling and waiting for the dawn to come. In fact, Dowell was the only one who was frightened, and Xiaobai had already fallen asleep without a heart. Even though the sound of fighting outside shook the earth, it still didn't even lift its eyelids. I slept so sweetly that I even snored.
Speaking of which, Dowell was really lucky to be able to meet Xiaobai, otherwise with a rookie like him, he would have been in the belly of an unknown guy a long time ago.
I don't know how long the eyes of those werewolves are, but they actually worship Xiaobai as their "god" and other existences, and take the initiative to find blood food for it to worship. Therefore, backwardness is ignorance, and even wolves and dogs cannot be distinguished.
Seeing Xiaobai falling asleep heartlessly, listening to the fighting at the foot of the mountain, Dowell couldn't help but look up at the sky, and only prayed that the dawn would come soon.
……
It was an extremely difficult night.
Without the light of the moon, the whole world would be as black as ink.
And it is such a dark and lightless world, where tragic wars are being staged in every corner.
Fighting, wailing, crying...... It's long been mixed up.
There were fights everywhere, there were fights everywhere, and countless people were dying every moment.
24/7......
It's all hard to survive.
Perhaps for the "natives" who have lived here for generations, they are used to such fights. But for the "outsiders", the battle came so suddenly and so fiercely. Many people die before they know what to do, and those who are alive are just surviving.
Compared to these people, Daowei, Liudao, and Heavenly Burial are undoubtedly lucky, and they hid in some tribes early and escaped this catastrophe for the time being. But they didn't know that there were two more fortunate people, because they didn't know from beginning to end that the world had been turned upside down outside.
At this moment, the monkey and the cold night are still in the bottom of the ground, and in the corner of nowhere, stepping on countless piles of white bones and looking for a way out.
Leng Ye yawned a little bored, and looked back at the monkey, the guy's lips kept closing one by one, and he didn't know what he was muttering.
"Hey, monkey. The cold night yawned and asked, "What are you talking about?"
"Me?" the monkey looked up at him with some surprise and said, "I'm counting the sheep." ”
hat?
Counting sheep?
Do you think you're too good to sleep?
Leng Ye was a little confused, and he found that he could no longer understand the monkey's thinking patterns. opened his mouth to speak, and finally his stomach turned into a sigh, and he waved his hand weakly and said, "Forget it, you continue to count." ”
The monkey rubbed his itchy nose and said, "I was just interrupted by you, I forgot where to count." ”
"Ouch, I'm so sorry for you, Uncle Monkey. ”
The monkey nodded, accepted Leng Ye's apology without shame, and said generously, "It's okay, I forgive you." ”
Cold Night: "......"
Anyway, are we really on the same channel? You talked about the topic like this, how can I continue to talk about it?
Leng Ye looked up at the top of the dark cave, and said with emotion: "I don't know what my family is doing here." ”
"Queen?" the monkey looked up and thought for a moment and said, "I guess I'm looking for the boss." ”
"Nope. Leng Ye said conclusively: "She must be looking for me." ”
The monkey pursed his lips and said with disdain: "It's impossible for her to look for me." ”
Leng Ye rolled his eyes and retorted, "Cut, I'm much more attractive than you, okay?" ”
The monkey looked him up and down a few times, shook his head, and said, "I can't see it." ”
So, in order to let the monkey have a deeper understanding of his own advantages, Leng Ye began to talk to himself tirelessly: "I don't have any shortcomings as a person, but I have a lot of advantages." For example, the body is beautiful, humorous, the jade tree is in the wind, handsome and chic, and everyone loves ......"
Although the monkey didn't know what the hell Yushu Linfeng was, he also had the advantage that the cold night couldn't match, and interrupted: "I fought with the queen. ”
Leng Ye crooked his mouth with disdain, he didn't bother to comment on the kind of thing "living and dying together". The monkey's brain is a little crooked, and he can understand it.
The monkey continued: "I also bathed with the queen. ”
hat?!!
⊙O⊙!!
Leng Ye was stunned at the time.
After a long time, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva hard, and said to Ai Ai: "Wash ...... Take a bath?"
The monkey said triumphantly, "How about it, you haven't washed it, have you?"
Leng Ye asked without giving up: "Is it the kind that was stripped naked and washed?"
"Of course I stripped naked. The monkey looked at him with disdain and said, "Are you still wearing clothes for the bath?"
"Oh!NO!" Leng Ye pulled his hair and cried out in pain, "Impossible!
The monkey pursed her lips and continued to strike deeply, "As if you know her well." ”
Actually, when the monkey said this, he was quite weak-hearted, because he had never really understood the queen. However, he didn't lie when he took a bath with the queen, but it was during the devil's training camp. The camp is a mixed bath, and even the toilets are shared. There is no need for shame in that place, because what the devil wants to raise is a killing machine, not a shy waste that twists and turns.
Shame is something that really doesn't even have a hair there.
So it's really not unusual for a monkey to have a bath with the queen, who hasn't washed with the opposite sex since coming out of the devil's training camp?
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