He raised his eyebrows and said innocently, "I listen to my sister." ”

Feeling the tenderness and softness when he shook hands just now, Liu Ke said in a trance: "Oh yes, what's my sister's name?"

"Zhou Xiaocang. ”

"Zhou ...... Cannon?"

Liu Ke was stunned again, resumed his previous flow, and exclaimed: "It's really a name with deep connotations and long-term meanings, it's good, it's good." ”

Zhou Xiaocang's face suddenly became a little shy and ruddy, she glanced at Liu Ke, and said, "You guy, I thought you were a very upright person just now, but I didn't expect you to be a pervert." ”

Liu Ke said seriously: "Zi said, I also have a lot of color, thank you sister for your praise." ”

Zhou Xiaocang was amused by his shamelessness, and suddenly trembled, like a little goblin who was fascinated by death.

Liu Ke said attentively: "Where is my sister going, Kunming? Let the old driver give you a ride." ”

Zhou Xiaopao said angrily: "What Kunming, I'm going to Longhu Villa." ”

Liu Ke was overjoyed and said: "That's really a coincidence, I also want to go to Longhu Villa, there is a saying about what, there is a fate to meet thousands of miles away." ”

Zhou Xiaocang smiled and did not speak.

Now the little boy, there are so many means, in order to pick up a lot of tricks, his mind is endless, why is it so coincidental, you also want to go to Longhu Villa?

However, after what happened to Fang Cai, her impression of Liu Ke is not bad, as for riding a motorcycle...... It's also quite stylish.

Think of it as a chance to strike up a conversation.

However, after a while, Zhou Xiaocang regretted his seemingly generous decision.

She smiled bitterly, then slapped Liu Ke on the shoulder, and pretended to be angry: "Why are you so deep in the city, pretending to be so similar! Also, what if you don't stop the car?"

Liu Ke smiled faintly, seemingly casually held Zhou Xiaocang's slender jade hand, and said, "It's okay." ”

"Have nothing to do, have some fun, as for motorcycles, you can't hit them. ”

Zhou Xiaopao's face turned red, he pulled his hand out, and said, "Are you so confident?"

Liu Ke nodded and said indifferently: "Of course, I'm an old driver, with hundreds... No, hundreds of days of driving experience. ”

How did Zhou Xiaopao know that the word old driver had other meanings.

At that time, Yunnan mountain songs had not yet been popularized, and the B War Ghost Animal Area had not yet been opened, and some Kuaishou, Douyin, and even outstanding videos such as throwing firecrackers into the crotch of their pants had not yet been created.

She said angrily, "Don't be like this in the future." ”

I have to say that the angry look of the beauty is really cute, Liu Ke was stunned for a moment, and felt that this woman was really the best, the best royal sister.

At the beginning, Zhou Xiaocang faced the wind and looked at the sky, but he also felt that it was funny, but after ten minutes......

She hugged Liu Ke and yelled, "Can you ride slower?

Liu Ke smiled and said innocently: "It's not happy, it's only more than a hundred miles." ”

Zhou Xiaocang was startled, twisted his waist fiercely, and roared: "More than a hundred miles is not fast?

Liu Ke gasped in pain, bared his teeth and grinned: "Okay, okay, you let go first, let go first." ”

Seeing that he really slowed down, Zhou Xiaocang let go.

Liu Ke was a little disappointed.

As long as he drove faster, Zhou Xiaocang, who was sitting in the back, was very flustered, and subconsciously hugged him tightly, and then the two soft flesh on his chest stuck to him and stuck tightly to his back.

Feeling this amazing elasticity and softness, Liu Ke called out for comfort on the one hand, and on the other hand, he specially found some potholed roads, facing the wind, bumping the car, and the place where he was bumped was a little painful, but the pain and happiness still made him persevere.

It's just that I was pinched a little hard this time, and it hurt so badly, I really can't help it.

Zhou Xiaocang wiped his hair that was blown by the wind, and said with some curiosity: "Little bastard, what's your name?"

"Sister Xiaocang, my name is Liu Ke, Liu Yong's Liu. ”

"Speaking of Liu Yong, sister, you should know something, but I have a story here, you must not have heard it, it is said that he lingered among the major Qinglou Red Mansions, leaving a hundred poems, such as ......"

After Liu Ke read a few lines of poetry, Zhou Xiaocang's face was already flushed.

This is Liu Yong's poem, this is obviously made up by himself, all of them are limerick poems about hey, hey, hey!

Although Zhou Xiaopao is twenty-seven years old, he has never had a boyfriend, a serious yellow flower girl, who has never heard such a joke.

For example, this sister's chest has a pair of waves, born like a small hill, the elder brother touched down the slope, touched the bird's nest, the elder brother put the bird into the nest, the flooded bird trembled, the sister did not let the bird leave the nest, so anxious that the bird foamed......

No matter how ignorant and pure, as long as you have basic physiological knowledge and have received nine years of compulsory education, anyone can hear it!

She was very helpless and wanted to get out of the car, but she was already halfway through, and she got off the car at this time, what to do in the wilderness, there is no Didi taxi now.

Zhou Xiaocang could only look like a boiled crab, blushing and pinching the corners of his clothes, listening to Liu Ke helplessly, gushing there.

Half an hour later.

Liu Ke said proudly: "Sister Xiaocang, is the poem just now good? If it's not good, I'll tell you another one." ”

Zhou Xiaocang's face was blue, if she had a choice, she would not have gotten into Liu Ke's old driver's car...... Motorcycle!

Along the way, Liu Ke said all kinds of yellow jokes.

There are five-character quatrains and seven-character poems in the poetry category, what little bees and tadpoles are in the story category, what are the young grandmothers Bai Jie and young sons Abin in the novels category, and even Xinhua dictionaries are available!

What 'oh' is the mouth plus me......

It's been a long time, even the Xinhua dictionary has become a little yellow book, I really don't know what this little bastard has in his head.

Zhou Xiaocang tried to divert the topic several times, but it was to no avail.

"That, Liu Ke, your car is very interesting, what configuration?"

She thought, men, for cars, games, or whatever, he is always more interested, maybe it can divert his attention.

Liu Ke laughed and said, "Sister Xiaocang, you are still interested in cars, then let me tell you a story about the car shock, do you want to hear four-wheel drive or motorcycle, bicycle or tractor." ”

"You don't know, the tractor can be energetic! That vibration is stronger than any electric toy!"

Zhou Xiaopao suddenly wanted to cry without tears, covering his face, a picture of lovelessness.

The most hateful thing is that after Liu Ke finished telling the story of Che Zhen, he still grabbed her name and said that the matter of firing the cannon is exquisite, and the time, place, and people are all asked by the university!

While listening to the theory of firing the cannon, he couldn't bear it, and once again pinched Liu Ke's waist, Zhou Xiaopao just wanted to hurry to Longhu Villa, and then get out of the car and leave.

Liu Keqiang held back the pain, gritted his teeth and said, "Sister Xiaocang, let me tell you another story about how the golden scales are things in the pool......

Zhou Xiaopao couldn't stand it anymore, and the anger that had accumulated up to now exploded, and she roared: "Shut up! Stop! I want to get out of the car, I know you don't go to Longhu Villa." ”

Liu Ke was stunned for a moment, and felt that the royal sister in a state of anger had a unique charm.

He smiled: "I'm just going to Longhu Villa, I'm going to the Fang family to be a bodyguard." ”

Zhou Xiaopao instantly fell silent.

She didn't speak for a long time, Liu Ke was a little curious, turned his head to look at her, and found that Zhou Xiaocang's face was very complicated, there seemed to be some anger in his eyes, some helplessness, some sadness, some joy, but the most was sympathy.

Zhou Xiaocang asked tentatively, "Are you going to be Xiaoxue's bodyguard?"

Liu Ke was stunned and said, "Yes, Fang Qingxue, the eldest lady of the Fang family, do you know each other?"

Zhou Xiaocang sighed and patted him lightly on the shoulder, the previous anger was gone, and only sympathy and sadness were left in his eyes.

"Brother, I wish you all the best and live until tomorrow. ”

Liu Ke was a little inexplicable, he was teasing her all the way, obviously, he was almost on the verge of collapse, how could he hear that he was going to be Fang Qingxue's bodyguard, his face changed in an instant.

What else do you want to see tomorrow's sun......

He was puzzled: "Sister Xiaocang, this Fang Qingxue, shouldn't she be a fat girl of three hundred catties?"

Zhou Xiaocang sighed helplessly and said, "Fang Qingxue is my friend, less than a hundred catties, and she is very beautiful. ”

Liu Ke breathed a sigh of relief, but he was still a little worried, he said: "The weight is not more than 100, either flat-chested or short......"

Zhou Xiaopao felt that this person was really pitiful, they were all dying, and she was still happy here, she had already seen more than a dozen people like Liu Ke who went to Fang's house to be bodyguards, but the result was that they were all half-dead, doubting life and the world.

Compared with Fang Qingxue's methods, Liu Ke's flirting along the way is nothing, Zhou Xiaocang is real, and he is not angry at all.

After all, no matter how angry you are, no matter how much resentment you have, it is superfluous for a dead person.

She was very sympathetic and pitiful to Liu Ke, and before getting out of the car, she touched his head, thinking to herself, although this boy is a little hooligan, his nature is not bad, and he is still very smart, but he wants to go to the Longtan Tiger's Den of the Fang family and was abused by the big witch Fang Qingxue.

Tsk, poor man.

Liu Ke reluctantly glanced at Zhou Xiaocang, glanced at the pair of tall breasts, and said, "Sister Xiaocang, when are we going to have a meal together?"

Zhou Xiaopao shook his head and said, "If you can see the sun tomorrow, when the moon comes out tomorrow, I will go to dinner with you." ”

Looking at the background where she gradually faded away, until she disappeared without a trace in sight, Liu Ke was a little confused, inexplicable, and at the same time annoyed, forgetting to find this royal sister to ask for a QQ number.

In this way, he parked the car at the gate of Longhu Villa.

An old butler in his fifties walked out, pressed the button, opened the iron door and asked, "Are you?"

Liu Ke said politely: "Hello uncle, I am the new bodyguard of the Fang family. ”

The old butler was stunned for a moment, and wondered, "You are the thirteenth?"

Liu Ke nodded, he knew that he had planted twelve brothers on this task, and it was because of this that the old commander had no choice but to send him over.

The old housekeeper shook his head helplessly and said, "Miss is in the room, you can go in by yourself." ”

After speaking, he stared at Liu Ke with the same sympathetic eyes as Zhou Xiaocang, and said, "Young man, have you bought insurance? ”

Liu Ke was stunned for a moment, thinking, why buy insurance?

The old butler said compassionately: "Forget it, you go in, that, be careful, be careful." ”

Alas, what a good lad, to be ruined again.