Chapter 2: Touching Porcelain
"This sister, this old lady is lying on the ground, how can you say that she is cheating!" Liu Ke broke free of Zhou Xiaocang's hand, with a look of reprimand on his face.
Hearing this, the old lady also understood that this woman wanted to do something, so she glared at her fiercely.
"I really didn't expect that this girl of yours has eyes, she looks like a gentleman, but her heart is so vicious! My old woman has been lying on the ground for so long, not only does she not help her, but she also talks cool words on the side!"
Liu Ke echoed with a straight face: "That's it, your sister is really a little vicious." ”
Zhou Xiaocang looked at the old lady, and then at Liu Ke, pointed his slender fingers at his delicate face, and said in disbelief: ""Me?"
A flash of anger flashed across her pretty face, and the waves on her chest rose and fell with her deep breath.
"Am I vicious?"
Liu Ke ignored Zhou Xiaocang's somewhat angry eyes, and just squatted beside the old lady in a panic, looking like he wanted to help but didn't dare to help.
"Auntie, it's my first time in Yong'an City, and I'm not familiar with the place, do you want me to send you to the hospital?"
Zhou Xiaopao glanced at Liu Ke fiercely, looking at him dressed in a rustic style, as if he was from the countryside, and he probably hadn't seen anything in the market, so he shook his head secretly.
If this old lady wants to go to the hospital with you, she'll be in for a!
She stomped her feet hatefully, only you will be deceived, but you don't know what to do, you deserve to be deceived!
The old lady looked at Liu Ke's nervous face, and her heart blossomed, but on the surface, she was still worthy of the identity of an actor, and she was in pain.
People in these years have learned badly, it's not easy to deceive, all loaded with something called a dash cam, finally, let yourself meet this stupid boy, there is no IQ at a glance, this piece of meat, iron can eat in the mouth!
She covered her legs vigorously and said bitterly: "Young man, I see that you are very good, and you don't have any money, so you don't have to go to this hospital, and it will cost at least thirty or forty thousand yuan for a check-up!"
Liu Ke thought it was funny, and it was the first time he heard someone praise him for being a good guy.
He pretended to be embarrassed and said, "Auntie, it's okay not to go to the hospital, you are so seriously injured, what can you do if you don't take a look!"
"Shall I lose you a little money?"
Zhou Xiaopao suddenly covered his forehead and was speechless.
You stupid, people haven't asked for money before they touch porcelain, it's good that you took the initiative to send it yourself, you are really the stupidest fool I've ever seen, it's hopeless.
Zhou Xiaocang looked at Liu Ke with a sympathetic expression.
This is no longer deserving of being deceived, if this is not deceived, what is the reason?
The wrinkles on the old lady's face were almost squeezed into flowers, and her eyes revealed a light of great joy, thinking, good man.
"You guy is really good, quite sensible, but not like some women, on the surface they are intellectuals, they look like Sven, and they don't know how vicious they are!"
She said as she glared at Zhou Xiaocang.
Zhou Xiaopao's face turned red with anger, and he really wanted to turn his head and leave, but looking at Liu Ke's stupid appearance, he couldn't bear it.
After all, people are already poor, and if they are deceived again, how can they live.
So she pressed her hands on her towering breasts, trying to calm the breath, thinking, I endure, I endure, I endure.
"That's it, young man, the eldest mother is also a reasonable person, you give the eldest lady ten thousand yuan, I will suffer a loss, forget it." ”
"Twenty thousand?"
Liu Ke's eyes widened, pretending to be very shocked, and said, "So many?"
The old lady pouted, more than 20,000 yuan? If it weren't for the rustic style you were wearing, how could you be worthy of my hard work, it seems that you still have to bluff.
"Young man, 20,000 is not much, an old man was pressed a few days ago, and he lost 2 million!"
"That is, I have a good heart and don't want to worry too much about you. ”
Liu Ke nodded, with a look of sudden realization, and said, "That's really thank you, but if you say this, it's only 20,000 yuan, isn't it too little?"
Hearing this, the old lady was stunned for a moment.
What does this kid say?
Unexpectedly, I didn't expect this kid to look stupid, driving a broken motorcycle, daring to be quite rich, and being a hidden local tyrant!
Zhou Xiaocang finally couldn't help it, no matter how he breathed, he couldn't calm his mood at this time.
Even if you have money in your family, it is estimated that you will be defeated in a few days.
You think you're doing charity!
She dragged Liu Ke behind her, pointed at the old lady with a straight face, and said, "Auntie, don't pretend, there is surveillance on the road now, your behavior just now has been filmed, if you don't get up again, I will call the police!"
The old lady was suddenly furious, this girl had repeatedly done bad things to her, and she couldn't just fly like this when she saw the fat in her mouth!
"You little girl, you really don't have a tutor, you don't know how to respect the elderly!"
"I'm so old, my body is not good, and if I am hit by a car again, I only have half a life left! If I could get up, I would lie on my stomach here? You think it's fun to lie on my stomach, right?"
"You are young, but your heart is so vicious, you must not have a boyfriend!"
Zhou Xiaocang was stunned for a moment, how do you know that I don't have a boyfriend?
She turned her head and stared at Liu Ke, constantly making her eyes, that look anxious and urgent, but also hidden some helplessness, like saying, such an obvious touch of porcelain, why can't you see it?
Liu Ke was a little surprised.
This royal sister is not only good-looking, but also kind-hearted, which is rare.
In this indifferent society, it is rare to be so brave and put into practical action.
Of course, the main thing is that she has big breasts.
Rare, rare, really rare, rare, rare, really rare.
Liu Ke also showed his long-hidden talent, that is, acting.
He didn't seem to see Zhou Xiaocang's eyes at all, and said with a panicked expression: "That's it, auntie, I don't have much cash on me, why don't I call my dad and ask him to send some money quickly, do you think this is okay?"
The old lady thought for a moment, sighed, and said, "Okay, I'll bear with it for a while." ”
Zhou Xiaocang sighed helplessly.
No wonder others say that there must be something hateful about poor people, and this fool is so stupid that he is not worthy of pity.
Although she is disgusted with this kind of thing and can't look at it, she is a stranger after all, and she is really friendly and does her best to do this for strangers.
Zhou Xiaocang shook his head and prepared to leave, thinking that he hoped that after this scam, you could become a little smarter.
At this time, Liu Ke took out his mobile phone, pretended to dial a call, and said: "Hey, Dad, I'm out of the way, send me two million yuan, yes, in Yongan City, it's nothing, it's just that I hit an old lady, and I'm not dead." ”
Zhou Xiaocang was instantly dumbfounded, and he almost wondered if his ears were in the water.
This kid is crazy, isn't it? People ask for 20,000 yuan, and he actually gives 2 million? Is it a stupid person who has more money, or a person who is stupid who has more money?
The old lady was dumbfounded, she opened her yellow teeth in a daze, she had been in this business for several years, she was the first person to enter the industry, but she had never seen such a generous guy, and she was a young man who drove a broken motorcycle and wore old denim.
Even those big bosses in suits and leather shoes, who look like successful people, are not so bold at all.
Suddenly, the old lady was ecstatic, if these two millions are in hand, she can retire with peace of mind in the future, and she will have nothing to do with a square dance, from morning to dark, and it doesn't matter if she jumps into the hospital.
Liu Ke was still pretending to be on the phone, a little puzzled, and a little relieved.
"What? What do you say?"
"I just knocked her leg to pieces, and she didn't die. ”
"What? Why don't you crash to death? It's also a crime to live like this, why don't you give her two million more and die directly?"
"Oh oh oh, okay, okay, I'll listen to you. ”
Liu Ke hung up the phone, and in the confused expressions of Zhou Xiaocang and the old lady, he sat on the second-hand Harley again, and then there was a roar.
Ignition, the throttle is stepped on to the end!
Liu Ke's Harley motorcycle, a good brother sent, although it is second-hand, but he has changed a lot of spare parts, the top speed is not even comparable to a luxury sports car, and the starting speed is ridiculously fast.
Suddenly, the Harley-Davidson motorcycle was like a wild horse that had escaped from the reins, and it ran over with no stop!
The old lady was stunned for a moment, people have lived for a long time, and her intuition is still there, she reacted instantly, this kid is going to kill herself!
The cold sweat on her head didn't have time to wipe it, she jumped up with a whoosh, and then with a speed far ahead of Liu Xiang in the 100-meter fly, she ran wildly with her legs.
But no matter how fast a person runs, how can he compare with a motorcycle?
Seeing that Harley was like a black dragon, roaring and about to crash into the old lady, Zhou Xiaocrawl covered his eyes and screamed.
"Ahh
"Gah!"
At this moment, a shrill and long tire rubbing against the ground resounded throughout the entire lane, and Zhou Xiaocang moved his hand slightly, as if he didn't see scarlet blood, so he was relieved and completely opened his eyes.
Liu Ke's second-hand Harley was accurately parked three centimeters away from the old lady's body, as long as it was a little later, something would happen.
The old lady was shocked, panting heavily, sweating a lot, and after a few seconds, she suddenly collapsed to the ground, seeing Liu Ke's expressionless face, and hearing Zhou Xiaocang's ridiculous voice, she suddenly understood something.
She knew that she had no face to stay, so she fled like a little swallow.
After Zhou Xiaocang finished laughing, he looked at Liu Ke with a complicated look.
Is this kid still the rustic, dumb-headed second guy just now? He is so bold and confident, confident that his driving skills will not cause accidents?
I saw Liu Bian leave his seat expressionlessly, and walked over step by step, on him, he didn't see the country breath just now, but sword eyebrows and starry eyes, calm and calm, steady and accurate.
The corners of his mouth rose slightly, revealing a faint smile.
"This sister, I'm sorry just now, I scared you. ”
Zhou Xiaopao hadn't recovered from what had just happened, and now he saw Liu Ke's demeanor again, and his eyes suddenly widened.
Is this the same person from before?