Chapter Forty-Six: Awesome Uncle

Not long after returning home, before the homework was finished, there was the sound of asthma from the engine outside the door, and he didn't have to think about it to know that this was Liu Guang driving the car, but what Li Haoran didn't expect was that Liu Guang actually came over in person.

Liu Guang got out of the car, walked from the back of the house, and saw Li Haoran and the fat man sitting in the courtyard, and immediately greeted Li Haoran and said, "It's all here." ”

"What do you have to bother Brother Guang to run in person, and then leave after dinner in the evening?" Li Haoran stood up with a smile and warmly entertained him, not for anything else, so he rushed to Liu Guang yesterday to drive the two back from the hospital.

"Well done, why don't you continue to follow me, is it because of Xiaoqiang?" Liu Guang sat down and took out his cigarette case and began to smoke.

"It's nothing, it's just that now that both of these businesses have been taken over by Hadron*, I'm going to add them to it, at most it's a piece of the pie from Hadron, so I'm not going to do it. Li Haoran took the cigarette and explained.

"You don't want to do this, then what do you say you want to do, I'll see if I can arrange it for you. Liu Guang took a puff of the flue.

"Fuck, do I have to do something, can't I study hard? Isn't it good for Hadron to follow you now, I heard that there are students and Hadron cooperating with Hadron in a high school in the town now, and now these businesses have been rolled out in the school, even if I insert a kick, it doesn't make any sense, don't you think?" Li Haoran said helplessly.

"Then do you think it's okay to do this, if I have something to find you next, you can't refuse, I can't do everything by myself, so I have to need you to come over and help at that time." Liu Guang pressed out the cigarette butt and looked up and said.

"That's no problem, as long as you don't break the law and make money, I will definitely help you. Li Haoran assured.

"Okay, that's it, the goods are still in Cheng Tang's house, if you need it, take it directly, just go back and tell me." After Liu Guang finished speaking, he said hello to everyone, and ran away with a panting bun.

"Mouse, what did you mean by Liu Guang just now, why do you have to let you continue to do it?" the fat man copied his homework, and his mouth was still idle.

"It's very simple, how low-key we were when we did things, lest others know what we do, you were hospitalized during this time, so I don't know what happened to Hadron at school, he was afraid that others wouldn't know what he was selling, now not only students know what Hadron is doing at school, but even many parents of students probably know about it, I heard that now the stalls outside want to cooperate with Hadron . Ogawa shook his head as if he had seen what was happening next to Hadron with his own eyes.

"Hurry up and copy it, and wait to find the third uncle and grandfather to learn the style. Li Haoran opened his mouth to remind.

"Damn, don't you say I almost forgot, my leg is so miscellaneous now?" the fat man put his right leg in a plaster cast on the table.

"You can't learn it, and we can't learn it, and it's the same if you watch the two of us learn from the side, don't you say?

When it comes to the third uncle and grandfather, the three of them are more excited, this uncle does have the ability, but no one in the village can say how much ability he has. On the one hand, he rarely goes out, but when he goes out, he goes far away, as short as one or two months, and if he is long, he can be away from home for half a year, and when he comes back, the grass grows in the yard.

On the other hand, the uncle has a more eccentric temper, and generally sees who trains whom, and some people in the village are more idle, especially those who are more than fifty years old, and they are all grandfathers, and they feel dull when they are reprimanded, so people in the village rarely go to the back to wander around. The three of them are not sure whether the uncle is at home now, so they plan to try their luck, and the uncle does know kung fu, maybe not as miraculous as the people in the village pass on, but they have seen it with their own eyes by breaking the bricks into several pieces with their bare hands, this can't be wrong, and the uncle drank wine at that time, so he showed his hand.

"Li Jian!" The fat man raised his head and began to taste his name, and after a while, he turned his head to look at the two of them: "Hey, I think the name Li Jian is also good, Chuan'er, what do you think?"

"The name is good, the key is to be homophonic with the lowly, so it's hard to say, I don't make a statement. After Xiao Chuan finished speaking, he closed his mouth at the right time.

"Grass! you're done!" the fat man didn't have a good breath.

Ten minutes later, the three of them appeared in front of the door of the uncle's house, separated by a low fence and opposite by waist-deep weeds, all over the courtyard, through which the door could be faintly seen.

"Look, I said earlier that my uncle was not at home, and you two had to listen, and now that I'm tired of walking, you can see who carries me back. The fat man found a stone and sat down to wipe his sweat.

"Chuan'er and I will wait until you have rested enough before going back, you are still tired of four legs, how can you let us work on these two legs?" Li Haoran joked with a smile.

"Why don't you go in and have a look? Uncle is really at home, after all, Uncle doesn't go out often, don't you say?" Xiao Chuan suggested curiously.

"It's so obvious that you can't see it, the grass is growing in the yard, if my uncle is at home, the grass in the yard can grow so tall? The fat man didn't have a good airway.

"Come quickly, the hedge gate is open. Xiao Chuan stood in front of the door, waving at the two of them with surprise on his face.

While speaking, Xiao Chuan had already opened the chai door and walked in, Li Haoran saw this and followed Xiao Chuan into the courtyard, a sheep intestine path, which could only accommodate two feet, and led to the door crookedly.

In addition to this path, there is almost no other place to go down in the yard, there are miscellaneous mornings everywhere, the eaves are overgrown with weeds, it looks like a deserted courtyard, I have always known that my uncle lives here, but it is the first time to come to my uncle's yard, I didn't expect it to be so dilapidated. The door is locked, and the kitchen looks like it has been abandoned for a long time, although it has not been locked, and the two of them don't plan to push the door in to have a look, and it is rude to move other people's things.

Xiao Chuan turned his face to look away, and just saw a grave in the courtyard surrounded by weeds, stretched out his hand and pulled Li Haoran and said, "Don't look for it, my uncle has already hung up!"

"No, a villager, I should know if I die. Li Haoran stared at the grave and wondered.

Xiao Chuan was more bold, brushed away the weeds and walked over, beckoning to Li Haoran: "Come on, it seems that someone has been here." ”

"Someone must have been here and didn't see the yellow paper pressed on the grave. While speaking, Li Haoran walked over.

"This is not good, it is not the grave of my uncle, and the grave of someone else's family cannot be in his house. Xiao Chuan stared at the grave in a daze.

"Damn, what are you two doing, grinding and chirping. The fat man couldn't sit still, and came to the door of the fence on crutches and shouted.

"We're late, my uncle has been dead for a long time, and it seems that no one has taught us the formula. Ogawa said with frustration on his face.

"Mao, I don't know if my uncle is dead? If my uncle is dead, my father should also know, I haven't even heard my father talk about it. The fat man came to him, first glanced at the door lock hanging on the door of the house, and then came to the door of the house to look inside through the crack in the door, his face changed suddenly at a glance, and he hurriedly took two steps back, and said a little nervously: "What, it's getting dark, let's go home quickly, rat, come and help me, I have leg cramps, I can't walk!"

"What's the hurry, I'll see what's inside?" Xiao Chuan also came up in curiosity, looked at it a few times, and suddenly turned around in horror and hurriedly reminded, "Hurry up, there is a zombie inside, I saw him move! Uncle has become a zombie, no wonder he is locked in the house!"

The three of them hurriedly ran quickly, although the fat man was on crutches but far ahead of the two behind him, Li Haoran fell in the back of the car for unknown reasons, just ran two steps when he heard movement in the house, curious, Li Haoran turned his head to look back, the side of the house was five or six meters high from the ground The two-foot small window was pushed open, and a figure jumped out of the window and landed smoothly, "Come back, what are you running?" The old man behind him said to stay.

Li Haoran stopped suspiciously, and looked at the position where the old man came out just now, which was the ear window on the side of the house, two feet high from the ground, no more than two feet long and wide, and the old man jumped out of the ear window just now.

The old man stood very casually, with braided hair on his head, wearing a blue-gray gown, and a pair of old-fashioned cloth shoes on his feet.

Li Haoran looked surprised, knowing that he had met a master, and his mood became stronger and stronger. Look at the fat man again, at this time, he has already rushed to the door of the fence first, and at this time, seeing that Li Haoran did not follow, he was a little anxious, and beckoned to Li Haoran, "Oh fuck, mouse, what are you doing there, come here, he is not human!"

"No, he's the third uncle and grandfather, what are you two running around? Li Haoran explained to the fat man and Xiaochuan at the door for some reason.

"Whose dolls are you?" the uncle asked, standing with his hands in his hands.

The fat man and Xiaochuan walked back, leaving their teammates behind This kind of thing can't be done, Li Haoran pointed to the two and explained one by one, "That, the fastest runner just now, the second child of the big fat family, you also named him Li Jian, the Chen Xiaochuan who wore white short sleeves, Chen Zhuang next door, as for me, Daxiang's family." ”

"Are you sure the little fat man is lame?" the old man asked, looking at the fat man suspiciously.

"Sure, if you're not lame, you can use a cane. Li Haoran smiled and explained.

"What's the matter with me?" the uncle glanced at them one by one with his hands behind his back.

"Uncle, are you a human or a ghost now?" the fat man interjected, standing five meters away, never daring to come.

"It's a human now, and it's estimated that it will become a ghost in a while. As the uncle spoke, he came to Xiao Chuan and jumped on the ground, crossed Xiao Chuan and landed in front of the fat man, raised his foot and gave the fat man a kick, and the fat man fell to the ground with an "ouch".

"Now you know, right?" said the uncle.

"Got it, you're a zombie!" the fat man lay on the ground and continued to stiffen his mouth.

The uncle blew his beard angrily and glared, and he shook his hand and stepped forward to give the fat man another kick, Li Haoran saw this and hurriedly stepped forward to persuade: "Uncle, he is so virtuous, we came to you to learn the style." ”

"Learn the style?" The uncle tilted his head and glanced at Li Haoran, then turned his head and said to the fat man who had just gotten up: "Why do you want to learn the style? Little fat man, you say it first." ”

"Ah, me?" the fat man was obviously stunned and laughed, "If I know how to do it, can you just kick me, the reason is very simple, if you don't get bullied by others, you can bully others." ”

"What about you?" asked the uncle, turning to Ogawa.

"The three of us are brothers, and the two of them are coming, so I am here too. Ogawa said casually.

Uncle looked at Li Haoran, and asked his grandfather if he didn't bring it, and Li Haoran said: "There is no reason, I just want to learn, I don't know why." "Everything about the middle-aged man, Li Haoran decided to bury it in his heart.

"The reasons of the three of you can't add up to a fart, and you still want to practice the style? It's so late, hurry home." The uncle obviously didn't get the answer he wanted, and raised his hand to urge the three of them to leave.

"Uncle, if you don't agree, we will come to you tomorrow, and we will come over every day to annoy you until you agree!" The three of them walked back, and the fat man turned back to talk, ready to play the scoundrel next, in fact, the fat man also took advantage of his mouth, after all, he was kicked just now.

"You three little scoundrels want to learn how to do it, don't you, come to me at three o'clock in the morning!" the uncle glared with his hands behind his back, obviously angry at what the fat man had just said.

"That's agreed, see you tomorrow, uncle. The fat man said goodbye to his uncle with surprise on his face.

The old man stood still until the three of them disappeared in front of him, and the old man suddenly had a smile on his face, shook his head with a smile and turned around and walked to the kitchen.