On the way home, the fat man was puzzled: "Mouse, let's analyze it, what happened to my uncle just now, I didn't agree, why did I agree again?"

"It's very simple, I can't help you, you think, you go to harass you every day, can he not be annoyed, I can see it, our uncle likes to be quiet, otherwise he wouldn't lock himself in the house alone." Li Haoran turned his head and glanced at the fat man and Xiaochuan, "What did you two see in your uncle's house, and you were shocked?"

"I saw an unpainted coffin in the house, and the lid was opening, and oh my god, it scared me to death. The fat man patted his chest with trepidation.

"I was also taken aback, and when I watched, I just saw my uncle get up from the coffin, and I was almost scared to pee. Ogawa said.

"I'm relieved, I've heard from the older generation that older people usually prepare a coffin for themselves in case of emergency, so it's not unusual to have a coffin in the house. Now it seems that the hurdle of eighty-four may not be able to pass. Li Haoran said.

"Do you say we're going to go over at three o'clock in the morning?" I think it's okay, how can there be a teaching style, the third watch is taught in the middle of the night?" The fat man obviously wanted to retreat, touched Li Haoran with his shoulder and said: "Mouse, you have an idea, I think we can forget it, besides, it's not certain whether I can get up or not, I've grown so big, I've never gotten up so early." ”

"You're stupid, haven't you read Journey to the West, Sun Wukong didn't learn the seventy-two changes and with Douyun at night, in my opinion, my uncle is planning to pass on the law not to the six ears, you think, teach us the formula in broad daylight, and it's not good for others to see it, so you have to be sneaky. Ogawa explained self-righteously.

"It's the same with learning in the house, so that others won't see it. The fat man was obviously not convinced by Ogawa's analysis.

"You still don't believe it if you say you're stupid, you say it yourself, if I teach you in the house, you dare to go to his house, it's just a small place, and there is a coffin inside, it looks quite terrible, aren't you afraid?"

"Well, according to what you say, there is indeed some truth. The fat man nodded a little confusedly.

"Go, you have to go, I found that our uncle is a person with real skills, you think, he can jump out of the ear window, the ear window is at least five meters from the ground, you see that he has nothing to do, so I guess, my uncle must be very good, let's follow him to learn a trick and a half, maybe it will be enough, so, let's go over on time tomorrow morning, what does my uncle say when I see it." Li Haoran turned his head and reminded the fat man solemnly.

"Well, I'll do my best. Coming to the intersection, about to separate, the fat man replied ambiguously.

"Don't be like this, have you forgotten the middle-aged man you met a few days ago?" Li Haoran reminded in real time.

"Okay, I'll be there tomorrow. The fat man's attitude instantly turned 80 degrees.

The three of them went home separately.

Before three o'clock in the morning, the three of them gathered at the intersection early, and the three of them yawned and went to the north of the village together, and now at this point, there was no one on the street, and there were black lights everywhere, and the three of them stopped outside the courtyard of the uncle, mainly because it looked more eerie inside, and there was a grave in the courtyard.

"Could it be that my uncle is joking with us, do you want to go in?" the fat man trembled and proposed: "Otherwise, Chuan'er, you are running faster, you go over first to see if your uncle is not at home." ”

", why did you let me go again, why didn't you and the rat go?" Xiao Chuan shook his head reluctantly.

"I'm on crutches, I don't see it. The fat man wanted to knock Xiao Chuan with a cane, but Xiao Chuan jumped out of the way, "Damn, there are still rats by your side, why don't you let him pass?"

"Do you want to copy my homework in the future?" Li Haoran directly made the final decision.

Xiao Chuan wanted to cry without tears, and reluctantly responded, "Okay then!" Xiao Chuan walked to the door of the fence, turned his head and spoke, "Then why don't the three of us go in together?"

"No, just a word, are you going or not?" the fat man was ready to be lazy.

"It's my brother who is standing at the door and waiting for me!" Xiao Chuan put down his words, turned his head and pushed the door and walked into the courtyard, the front of the house was dark, and it looked prohibitive, let alone passing.

Xiao Chuan walked slowly, and finally walked to the front of the house after three minutes of ink, turned his head and said to the two people not far behind him: "The door of the house is open, and my uncle is at home." ”

Xiao Chuan turned around and ran back as he spoke, and at this moment, Li Haoran and the fat man vaguely saw a figure jumping out of the house, following Xiao Chuan, jumping forward, and coming with Xiao Chuan after a few jumps.

Xiao Chuan didn't know that there was a black shadow behind him, Li Haoran and the fat man in front of him were already stunned, Xiao Chuan didn't know why, and continued: "Uncle is at home, let's go, let's go over together." ”

"Uncle...... Uncle is standing behind you!" the fat man trembled and stretched out his fingers, pointing behind Xiao Chuan.

Where?" Ogawa turned curiously.

The black shadow behind Xiao Chuan jumped into the air at the same time as Xiao Chuan turned around, and one of them crossed the top of the three people's heads and appeared on the road behind Li Haoran, "Follow me, dredge your muscles and bones first, don't fall behind!" After the black shadow finished speaking, he ran forward.

The three of them heard that this was the voice of the uncle, and then they came to their senses, but the fat man wanted to cry without tears at this time, "Why am I still on crutches, can I not fall behind?"

Uncle ran quietly in front, jumping forward from time to time, quietly silent when he landed, the fat man was suddenly left behind by the three, and when he heard the fat man yelling in the back, Li Haoran and Xiaochuan were helpless for a while, "Damn, what can I do? If you don't run, you can't catch up with your uncle, so you can leave the fat man behind if you run quickly." ”

"Let's go, go back and run with the fat man. Li Haoran immediately reminded.

Seeing that the two of them ran back again, the fat man's pig-like scream stopped, "Damn, you two are still righteous!"

The two couldn't help but say, one of them held the fat man's arm and ran for more than ten meters, Xiaochuan was the first to speak, "Fatty, you are a lot heavier than before, I feel that the pig in my pigsty is not as heavy as you." ”

"Do you have such a metaphor? and have the strength to tease me, don't run faster, come, I'll shout one, two, one, you two work harder. The fat man in the middle said with a relaxed face.

When he was about to run to the corner of the street, the fat man comfortably reminded: "Go straight ahead or turn around?"

"Didn't you pay attention to which direction my uncle ran just now?" Xiao Chuan said angrily.

"I thought you two were keeping an eye on the front of you. The fat man said casually.

"We're running with you, we're all trying to feed, who is going to pay attention to this. Li Haoran said.

"So, what now?" the fat man ran out of ideas.

A figure flipped over the heads of the three people again, and when they landed, they didn't forget to remind, "Turn left!"

"Damn, uncle, you're so old, you have to take it easy, I just felt that you were one millimeter short of touching my head. "The fat man is very relaxed, and he doesn't forget to joke.

The three of them turned left and walked onto the main street of the village, but the uncle kept moving forward after being reminded, and the fat man did not forget to turn his head and remind, "Uncle, where are you going again?"

Uncle didn't respond, the fat man's words caused the dogs in the village to bark, Li Haoran and Xiaochuan ran humming, but the fat man was very relaxed, his legs swayed back and forth for two days, as if he was swinging, "Mouse, do you say our uncle is playing hide and seek with us?"

"No!" A voice came from above the heads of the three people again, accompanied by the sound of answering, and a force came through the shoulders of the fat man, and the two almost knelt down, but the fat man remained calm, "Uncle, can you pay attention next time, you stepped on my head!"

"Can you stop for a while?" Li Haoran couldn't help it, and scolded the fat man, the two of them vomited blood tiredly, and the fat man still had these leisure feelings.

Uncle jumped forward from time to time in front, the height can reach about a zhang, and from time to time raise his arms and legs to make various movements, followed his uncle to the village, Uncle disappeared again at the intersection in front, this time the fat man saw it clearly, but this time the fat man held back, did not speak, until the three arrived at the entrance of the village, the fat man couldn't help it, reminded: "While the uncle didn't keep up, the two of you can rest for a while, I was held by the two of you like this, in fact, I am more tired than the two of you." ”

"I'm tired of your uncle, I don't have a backache when I stand and talk. After Li Haoran finished scolding, he started to walk with the fat man, the fat man was too heavy, and it was difficult to walk with the fat man, let alone run.

"I'm not joking with the two of you, my arms are almost sore now, or let's take a break while my uncle doesn't come, and I'll slow down my arms." The fat man turned his head to look around and reminded again.

Just when Li Haoran and Xiaochuan were moved by the fat man's words and decided to put down the fat man, a figure came from behind, and after a while, he appeared behind the three of them, "If you want to learn the style, just continue." ”

"Alas, I said, uncle, why do you come from behind every time, don't you obviously run to the front?" The fat man was held by the two again, and asked curiously while the uncle didn't run far.

This question is not only curious about the fat man, but also Li Haoran and Xiaochuan are also curious, I thought that my uncle would not answer, but I didn't expect my uncle to stop and turn around, and said: "When you can catch up with me, you will know, if you want to know, then run faster." ”

"Mouse, Chuan'er, hear me, my uncle thinks we ran slowly just now, and now I have decided to donate the only leg I have, let's catch up with him, what do you think?" said the fat man turning his head left and right towards the two.

"What kind of donation method are you going to make? Do you take it off and eat it to replenish your strength, or do you just lose it to lose weight?" Li Haoran reminded angrily.

"Damn, I'd better keep it for myself. The fat man was a little reluctant.

"Fatty, you still take out this leg to stand on the ground, it's okay to jump a few times, at least I feel like I can save some strength for the two of us, you said that if you tire us out when you come back, what will you do then?" Xiao Chuan kindly reminded.

"Everyone's brothers, come, go!" cried the fat man with excitement.

The fat man landed on one leg, Li Haoran and Xiaochuan were equivalent to crutches, and ran to the door of No. 1 Middle School, the three of them were already sweating, as for the uncle, he had already run away, and not far in front of him was the asphalt road to the town, and now the three of them had a tacit understanding that no one spoke, leaning on a tree and began to rest.

Although they were resting, the three of them looked nervous, for fear of being seen by their uncle, so the three of them chose each person to pay attention to one direction, and after resting for five minutes, the fat man's expression was a little relaxed, "Mouse, do you bring a cigarette?"

"Nope. ”

"Otherwise, let's just wait here until dawn, and then go straight to school, I don't want to move, I'm tired to death." The fat man looked a little decadent, and then he almost fell asleep.

"I see that you have rested enough, and if you rest any longer, you will fall asleep, get up, go home and sleep!" the uncle's voice came from above the heads of the three of them.