Nuwa Niangniang took a step back, she wanted to shoot to death this old man of the human race who played with fire and raised ghosts.

But the old man didn't know what she thought at all, and now he no longer hugged Guanyin's auspicious clouds but hugged Nuwa Niangniang's legs, and he cried with tears and snot: "Great God, you can give me a comment, she touched me, she touched me, I don't want her to lose money, she is a fairy, just save my grandson's life, this is not a high requirement, right?"

Tears and snot muddled Nuwa's legs, and Nuwa was very disgusted in her heart.

But Nuwa Niangniang didn't have a seizure, because she saw the old madman's thoughts very clearly, and he really regarded this jade as his grandson.

Nuwa Niangniang was profound, and she saw the old man's past experience.

It is true that this old man is crazy, he even thought that this jade was his grandson, he thought that his grandson was in great trouble now, he kept holding it, he walked a long, long way, he wanted to come to Heaven to find Guanyin Bodhisattva to help him.

In some places in the mortal world, it is very popular to believe in Guanyin Bodhisattva, Guanyin Bodhisattva is known as "a thousand places to pray for a thousand places, and the bitter sea is often used as a boat to cross people." "Believe that Guanyin is omnipotent.

In fact, this is a very beautiful misunderstanding, which plane is this immortal who is so powerful?

It was this misunderstanding that supported the crazy old man to go to heaven and blend into the heroes' meeting, but he didn't expect to be touched by Guanyin's auspicious clouds.

He didn't think that the immortal he was looking for was in front of him, and he didn't think that the auspicious cloud he blocked was the immortal he prayed to.

Nuwa Niangniang only felt that she wanted to laugh very much.

"Niangniang, it's him who touches porcelain!" The giant spirit god pointed at the old man with his thick fingers, and said to the old man, "Niangniang, he deliberately touched the porcelain, he wanted to raise the ghost spirit to be his grandson, and wanted the Bodhisattva to use great mana to shape his ghost into a soul!"

Nuwa Niangniang figured out the ins and outs of the matter, the poor old man lost his beloved grandson, and actually thought that this jade doll was his grandson, and the obsession caused the jade to have the fluctuation of the soul and the spirit, and it was about to become a ghost, which intensified his conjecture that his grandson was still saved.

happened to be touched by auspicious clouds here, and this crazy old man also moved his mind, he wanted to find Guanyin Bodhisattva by touching porcelain, and then resurrect the grandson in his mind.

"Daxian, I'm really not touching porcelain, why don't I blackmail you for money when I touch porcelain, I'm a good citizen, I just need you to save my grandson, if you can't do it, you can take me to find the Great Compassion Guanyin Bodhisattva." ”

Finally, the old man said his truest thoughts.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva?" The giant spirit god had some ears that couldn't believe it, this old guy touched Guanyin, and he was going to find Guanyin Bodhisattva?

Guanyin hid in the auspicious clouds, opened his mouth in surprise, and couldn't make a sound.

"Are you looking for Guanyin Bodhisattva?" the giant spirit god couldn't control his big mouth and laughed, "You actually want to come to Guanyin Bodhisattva, Guanyin Bodhisattva is here, you actually want to find Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

The old man's face changed suddenly, he looked up at Nuwa Niangniang, then knelt down on one knee, hugged Nuwa Niangniang's legs tightly, and tears rained down.

Now it's really true feelings, the old man's tears were squeezed out before, but now the tears are real. The old man spent a long time sorting out his mood, but he still couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart.

He tried to organize his own language: "Great compassion, save the suffering and save the Guanyin Bodhisattva, I have finally met your old man, I am the most faithful believer of your old man, you old man must save my grandson." ”

This is embarrassing, holding Nuwa Niangniang's thigh and shouting the name of Guanyin, but the real Guanyin Bodhisattva is hiding in the auspicious clouds and does not dare to come out, the giant spirit god is stunned, this old man is really wonderful.

"Bodhisattva, save my grandson, I know that they are not immortals, only Guanyin Bodhisattva, you are the immortal who saves suffering, and you are the real Bodhisattva. ”

Nuwa Niangniang is happy, the longevity of the gods is too long, and there are many things that have been seen in the long years, and it is rare to find anything new and interesting, this bad old man is very interesting.

First of all, he has a blind worship of Guanyin Bodhisattva, thinking that she is omnipotent, but he doesn't know Guanyin in front of Guanyin, and he doesn't know Guanyin, and he actually touches Guanyin, even if he touches porcelain Guanyin, and recognizes himself as Guanyin, which is too embarrassing.

"Why aren't they immortals?" asked Nuwa Niangniang.

"Immortals are not so weak, they can't even beat me, how can they be immortals?"

The giant spirit god was also happy, he grinned and mocked: "You don't even know people, the one who is blocked by you is Guanyin Bodhisattva." ”

The old man suddenly exploded, he pointed to the giant spirit god and complained to Nuwa, "Bodhisattva, this stupid big guy is the worst, he wants to separate your believers from me and your relationship, so I won't be fooled! ”

"He's breaking the traffic rules, who can prevent the ghost probe?" explained the giant spirit god, "Besides, he didn't crash into anything, there was no loss, what does it mean to resurrect the jade?"

The old man ignored the giant spirit god, and he continued to complain, saying, "This stupid big man is very bad, and he has been attentive to that girl's film, there must be something unsightly in it......."

The giant spirit god really couldn't help it, he interrupted the old man's words: "What is the unsightly thing, people are Guanyin Bodhisattva, you worship Guanyin Bodhisattva so much, I can't respect Guanyin Bodhisattva a little?"

The words of the giant spirit god did not shake the old man's confidence at all, and the old man decided that Nuwa was Guanyin, and continued to complain: "Bodhisattva, you see this stupid big man talking nonsense in front of you, he actually said that the girl is you, Bodhisattva, you have a good temper, this is deliberately bullying you, I will beat him!"

Nuwa Niangniang laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist.

The old man said that he would do it, and grabbed the giant spirit god, but the poor giant spirit god had no power to fight back, and the old man threw the giant spirit god on the ground, stepped on him, and showed off his might.

Then, he continued to count the giant spirit god to Nuwa Niangniang.

"Bodhisattva, this stupid big man wants to lie to me, he actually said that the thief hiding in the auspicious clouds and the beautiful little girl said that it was Guanyin Bodhisattva, you, who wanted to deceive me into making you disgusted with me. How can Guanyin Bodhisattva, who is so compassionate and compassionate, who saves suffering, be a little girl who is so tender that she can wring out water?"

Nuwa Niangniang suddenly felt that the whole person was not good, out of female instinct, Nuwa Niangniang couldn't help but ask: "Then what should Guanyin Bodhisattva look like?"

"That's what you!" the old man was excited, and as soon as he was excited, he stepped on the feet of the giant spirit god, and the giant spirit god was trampled and screamed.

He ignored the aggrieved giant spirit god, and patted the jade doll in his arms, "Grandson, open your eyes and look at Guanyin Bodhisattva, this is the real Guanyin Bodhisattva, you are saved, that stupid big man wants to deceive me and doesn't even have a door, grandpa, I am sophisticated." ”

The giant spirit god felt very aggrieved, and he said with difficulty: "I really didn't lie to you!"

The old man smiled, rolled his eyes at the struggling giant spirit god under his feet, and then said to the jade in his arms: "This stupid big man wants to deceive me, but grandpa is shrewd! Grandpa doesn't deceive others, others have to burn high incense." How could Guanyin Bodhisattva be so white? Guanyin Bodhisattva would definitely be tanned by the sun when he went outside every day to help the suffering; how could Guanyin Bodhisattva be so petite and delicate? Guanyin Bodhisattva's strength and skeleton should be as thick as a man's; How can Guanyin Bodhisattva's chest be so big? Guanyin Bodhisattva doesn't want to have children, it will definitely not have such big breasts, Guanyin Bodhisattva ......"

Nuwa Niangniang's face became more and more blue, and she finally couldn't stand it anymore and was furious. But as an ancient god, because a mortal loses his temper because of a few comments on his appearance, how immoral and embarrassing it is.

Therefore, she angrily interrupted the old man's nonsense: "Enough! Shut up, you dare to raise a ghost! You dare to raise a ghost! I will raise a ghost!"

Then, she lifted her leg and kicked the old man, and the old man fell to the ground on all fours, and the giant spirit god took the opportunity to get up, glaring at the old man, but he did not dare to step forward to find the field again, but took a few steps back and hid.

Nuwa Niangniang was still angry, reached out and snatched the jade doll in the old man's arms, and threw it into the distance, the jade doll drew a beautiful parabola and flew towards the sky, like a meteor. She used her strength very much, and if she threw this jade like this, she would definitely fall to the point that there was no scum.

"Don't throw my grandson!" The old man's face changed greatly, and he didn't care about getting close to Nuwa Niangniang, so he chased after the jade doll. The old man's speed was also very fast, like a meteor in the sky.

The giant spirit sat on the ground with palpitations, unable to speak for a long time.

Yang Xuan couldn't figure out why he was suddenly thrown out by Nuwa Niangniang, this is not the first time, Nuwa Niangniang, as an ancient god, always disagrees with herself, and often throws herself around like a toy.

Although Nuwa Niangniang knows the severity, every time she is just scared of his incontinence and a black green, although she will not want his life, but she always throws it around like this, who can guarantee that there will be no trauma in her young heart?

"This old woman, this black-faced woman, throws me as a punching bag when she has nothing to do, this is child abuse, this is a crime, why do you want to throw me, why do you want to throw me, I am still a child, I am painful to death, why do you want to throw me. ”

Yang Xuan couldn't do anything about Nuwa Niangniang's behavior, so he could only adjust his flying posture while verbally protesting, because he had been thrown out by Nuwa Niangniang for a long time and hadn't landed on the ground, he didn't know what would happen when he landed, and he scolded while thinking about how to adjust his posture to reduce his pain by landing on what part of his body.

He was flying fast in the sky, the wind was blowing, he felt cold, he didn't know when he would fall to the ground.

Suddenly, Yang Xuan felt a pair of big rough hands catch him.

"Are you my grandson?" A surprised voice rang out, Yang looked back and suddenly felt even colder, the old madman holding a jade doll and calling people back to life actually chased after him and grabbed himself.

"This is not my grandson, I don't know who it is, who has such a good grandson who doesn't know how to cherish it, and throw the child like this, alas!" The old man glanced at Yang Xuan and said, taking him into his arms, and scolding the guy who threw the child casually, Yang Xuan was very excited, feeling that he could land safely now, and he would not fall and bloom.

"Whoever doesn't cherish the child so much, it's good that it's my grandson, but unfortunately it's not my grandson, my grandson is cold and cold, this child is very hot. Alas, don't take things that aren't your own, or don't want them. ”

Just when Yang Xuan thought that he was saved, the old man threw Yang Xuan away in disappointment, and Yang Xuan flew in the air again. There is an essential difference between the old man's loss and Nuwa Niangniang's loss, when Nuwa Niangniang throws him, she will give some mana protection, and this old man, without saying any protective measures, also erases the mana that Nuwa Niangniang applied to him.

If you throw it down like this, even if you don't fall to death, you will be crippled!

Yang Xuan was anxious, he was still young, and he couldn't die yet. couldn't care about so much, it was important to save his life, he could only shout at the top of his voice: "Grandpa, grandpa, I am your grandson, I am your grandson, my grandson, my grandson." ”

The crazy old man glanced at Yang Xuan, it seemed that he didn't believe Yang Xuan's statement at all, Yang Xuan was anxious at this time, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Grandpa, grandpa, I'm alive, I'm alive." ”

The wind poured into Yang Xuan's mouth, Yang Xuan was speechless, at this moment, he would rather be the grandson of this crazy old man. The crazy old man was really persuaded by Yang Xuan, and when Yang Xuan woke up, he found himself riding on the crazy old man's neck, the crazy old man tilted his head and looked at him kindly, and the words in his mouth flowed out, flowing down the gray beard and falling on the tattered clothes.

"Good sun, good sun..... "The crazy old man held Yang Xuan with one hand, held it high with the other, and kept patting Yang Xuan's head, his face full of spoiling.

Although Yang Xuan sympathized with this crazy old man, he didn't want to be the grandson of this crazy old man. His eyes flickered, and he had an idea: as long as he saw Nuwa Niangniang and them, he would have a backer, and then he would clean up the old man, and now he only had to be wronged and be his grandson.

He held back his nausea, and said to the crazy old man with a smile: "Grandpa, grandpa, we are going to thank that fairy, she saved me, she saved me!"

He played his wishful thinking quite well.

The old man didn't know what Yang Xuan was thinking, and said to Yang Xuan with a pleasant face: "Or my obedient grandson is smart and benevolent, I have forgotten about this stubble, by the way, I want to thank Guanyin Bodhisattva, it was the Bodhisattva who saved your life." ”

Then, he examined himself and said, "I misunderstood Guanyin Bodhisattva, when Guanyin Bodhisattva threw you out just now, I was still scolding her in my heart, I shouldn't have done this." ”

Yang Xuan was speechless, although he didn't see what was happening, but instinctively told him that Kenneng was an old madman who regarded Nuwa Niangniang as Guanyin Bodhisattva. It's embarrassing.

Sure enough, Nuwa Niangniang was still standing there with a blue face, no one dared to touch her moldy head, the giant spirit stood there, and the atmosphere did not dare to come out, and the surrounding gods who were watching the excitement also quietly slipped away.

"A mortal crazy old man, what does he know? I am natural beauty, natural beauty, his aesthetic views are distorted, and he only admires the face of Internet celebrities!"

Yang Xuan was happy when he saw it.

"Sun Tzu, this is Guanyin Bodhisattva, quickly kneel down and kowtow to Guanyin Bodhisattva. The old man was very happy when he saw Nuwa Niangniang, put Yang Xuan on the ground, patted Yang Xuan's head and said.

When Nuwa Niangniang saw the crazy old man coming again, her face became even darker, and she grabbed the old madman angrily and roared: "Say, who do you say is black? Who is thick? Who has small breasts?"