Nuwa Niangniang is also an ancient god with magical powers, and she is a heavenly giant admired by everyone, how can she care about these things? How can she be angered by a few words evaluating her appearance?

But Nuwa Niangniang really cares, this is very unreasonable, Nuwa Niangniang is a fairy with magical powers, she can become whatever she wants to become, she can become a sun-throwing face, do you need to care about these things?

But Nuwa Niangniang cares.

This is very unreasonable, Nuwa Niangniang is unrelenting, she has no style of an ancient god at all, she grabbed the crazy old man's neck with one hand, and said with her teeth and claws:

"Do you have any aesthetics in this bad old man? You say, is it a natural beauty like me who is beautiful or Guanyin's Internet celebrity face is beautiful, you say!"

"I ..... I ....." The crazy old man stammered and couldn't speak, I don't know if Nuwa Niangniang was pushing too hard or if she had realized that she had made the wrong person and was embarrassed, and her face was flushed.

Nuwa Niangniang was furious, and she really wanted to give this old guy a beating, but as an ancient god, it was too ungraceful to worry too much about a mortal, so she just threw the crazy old man out.

"Mother, I didn't say you, you have a bad habit of throwing things. But it's a great pleasure for you to throw this old man out. Yang Xuan stuck out his tongue and grimaced at Nuwa Niangniang.

He was in a good mood. He was afraid that this crazy old man would really regard himself as a grandson, and live with a crazy old man, how would he live this life. Now that Nuwa Niangniang threw the crazy old man somewhere, and the crisis has been solved, he is very relieved, and his mood is naturally very good.

Nuwa Niangniang's mood didn't look so beautiful, so he gave a thumbs up in front of Nuwa Niangniang, and made a grimace while talking, wanting to make Niangniang happy.

Nuwa Niangniang was really amused by Yang Xuan, she lifted Yang Xuan over and held her in her arms, there was no anger just now, she asked Yang Xuan with a smile: "Niangniang, am I beautiful?"

"Niangniang, don't scare me!" Yang Xuan was too scared by Nuwa Niangniang, Nuwa Niangniang likes to play pranks, and often asks Yang Xuan "Am I beautiful?" Oh turned into a snake or something terrifying, he broke free from Niangniang's arms, jumped on the ground, and ran away like a frightened deer.

About to a distance that Yang Xuan thought was safe, he turned around, stretched out his little hand, pointed at Nuwa Niangniang and roared angrily: "You said you, why did you say you are so evil? You said that you are beautiful, why do you become an ugly reptile at every turn? You are a big beauty, why are you so vulgar in terms of aesthetic views? You have nothing to change, how can you look so good!"

"It's still the little guy who has vision, don't be afraid, your mouth is very sweet today, and the mother won't scare you today. Nuwa Niangniang is very much used in Yang Xuan's criticism of "beautiful" and "how good-looking".

Yang Xuan got Nuwa's promise, and immediately cheered and said to Nuwa Niangniang, "Really?"

"When did Niangniang lie to you?" Nuwa said.

"That's great!" Yang Xuan threw himself directly into Nuwa Niangniang's arms, smiling very brightly, but there were still some uneasy words to Nuwa, "Niangniang, what you say must be counted, if it doesn't count, it will be Wangwang." ”

Nuwa also flicked Yang Xuan's forehead, kissed his flushed face, and asked again: "Is Niangniang really beautiful?"

Yang Xuan was sad in his heart, a woman is really a strange animal, and no matter how beautiful a woman is, she is a little unconfident in her appearance.

"Of course, among the immortals, Niangniang is the most beautiful. Yang Xuan patted Nuwa Niangniang's ass.

After all, Nuwa Niangniang is the great god in the heavenly court, and he is now in the hands of Nuwa Niangniang, according to Nuwa Niangniang's habits, he will not let go if he sees him and does not play with him for a few days.

He didn't want to make Nuwa Niangniang unhappy, Nuwa Niangniang's habits are very bad, and when she is unhappy, she likes to throw things the most, in case Nuwa is in a bad mood and throws herself away as a sandbag as garbage, even if she doesn't fall to death, she will be scared half to death.

"It's so good, my mother loves you. Nuwa Niangniang pinched Yang Xuan's face.

The bad mood that the bad old man had brought her was perfectly cured by the child's cuteness, and she was in a better mood now.

However, the giant spirit god did not feel the change in Nuwa Niangniang's mood, and still stood aside very cautiously, respectfully. Guanyin Bodhisattva saw that the crisis was lifted and also walked out of the auspicious clouds.

"Thank you Niang Niang for helping me solve this big problem. "The crazy old man didn't know where he was thrown by Nuwa Niangniang, this place is safe, and both the Giant Spirit God and Guanyin expressed their gratitude to Nuwa Niangniang.

Nuwa Niangniang ignored the Giant Spirit God, after all, she was not familiar with the Giant Spirit God, and the difference in status was too great. She glanced at Guanyin, and there was a lot of hostility in her eyes - this nature, beauty and beauty are natural enemies, even immortals.

"Guanyin, you girl is getting thinner and thinner, it's not okay to go on like this, you know that you're losing weight, and you don't know what to do, you will think that Heaven has arranged too much work for you and you are in arrears of wages, you see that your face is getting worse and worse, you have to make up for your body." Nuwa Niangniang expressed concern for Guanyin and said.

"Niangniang, I haven't seen you for a long time, I really want to thank Niangniang this time," Guanyin Bodhisattva was just rescued by Nuwa Niangniang from the hands of the old madman, she didn't care about the ridicule in Nuwa Niangniang's words, but said to Nuwa very diligently, "There is nothing to show my gratitude to Niangniang, Niangniang doesn't look down on me as a country thing, Niangniang likes this little guy very much, I happen to have some exercises here that originated in the mortal world, which are simple and easy to learn, and are very good basic exercises." I think Niangniang, your exercises are too advanced and unfathomable, and may not be suitable for beginner cultivation, and this exercise could not be better for him to cultivate. ”

Yang Xuan was also a little curious.

Guanyin took out a yellowed copy of "Shaolin Tongzi Gong" and handed it over, the book is very well preserved, Guanyin should like it very much.

Nuwa Niangniang glanced at this exercise, although she had never been exposed to such a superficial exercise, but this exercise was good enough to be easy to learn, she nodded, feeling that this exercise was still very suitable for Yang Xuan, after all, Yang Xuan was really a pure yang boy from a biological point of view.

But Yang Xuan's face turned green when he saw it. Whoever wants to practice this breaking method will cultivate, anyway, he doesn't want to cultivate.

"How is this exercise, how is this exercise?" Yang Xuan looked at Nuwa who was nodding and was anxious, he wanted to stop Nuwa Niangniang's absolutely incorrect and irresponsible thoughts, "Niangniang, this is the practice developed by the disciples and grandchildren of the old guy of the Buddha, and those who practice this exercise must always be a single dog." Niangniang, didn't you say that the Buddha had psychological problems, and he had been looking for a psychiatrist? ”

"Since the children are not interested in the introductory exercises of our Buddhism, then this exercise can be considered, it is very suitable for mortals to cultivate, the cultivation speed is also very fast, and the exercises are very exquisite. Guanyin Bodhisattva took out another book of exercises, and said triumphantly: "This is what I brought from the mortal world at a great cost, and this exercise is exquisite......

Nuwa Niangniang glanced at this exercise again, nodded and said, "That's it, this book is exquisite, it is very suitable for mortal cultivation, and it can lay a good foundation for cultivating immortals......"

When Yang Xuan saw it, he immediately sweated, and Guanyin Bodhisattva took out the "Sunflower Treasure Book".

Yang Xuan was anxious, where did he take care of it so much, this was a big matter of life and death, he hurriedly interrupted Nuwa and said: "Niangniang, Niangniang, no, no, no, if you want to practice this "Sunflower Treasure Book", you have to swing a knife from the palace! No, no, no, no, ......."

"There's nothing that can't be done, you're still young, you're not fully developed, and you can't do the gift of Zhou Gong, so it's better to cut it as soon as possible." Nuwa Niangniang said decisively.

"No, no, you don't know biology at all, if you cut me, you'll be wasted, and you'll grow into a monster who is neither male nor female. Yang Xuan was anxious and said.

"Why don't you understand biology? You don't understand the methods of the immortal family at all! I said that there is nothing to do, even if there is something, you lay the foundation through the "Sunflower Treasure Book", and with the foundation, I will pass on your immortal skills, not to mention the rebirth of broken roots, even if you cut off your head, it can grow again, what are you afraid of?" Nuwa Niangniang is going to give him courage.

"No, still no!" Yang Xuan was not swayed by Nuwa Niangniang's words.

"What are you afraid of?" Nuwa Niangniang asked Yang Xuan, "What are you afraid of? Do you believe in our immortal ability or don't you believe in yourself? You go and look at Lao Mu's house next door, his family has seventy-two wives, and they are often virgins. ”

"Is this the skill of the immortal family or the ability of Lao Mu? You are stupid to me, thinking that I can't even figure this out? I'm still young, don't lie to me. ”

Yang Xuancai didn't believe in Nuwa Niangniang's nonsense, in the eyes of others, Nuwa Niangniang, who was high and serious, was actually an old driver, and her driving experience was too long.

"You are not young anymore, you can't wander around in the heavenly court anymore, you should choose an introductory technique to start cultivating, otherwise you won't be able to become an immortal......" Nuwa Niangniang persuaded Yang Xuan.

"My ancestors are immortals, my grandfather is an immortal, and my father is also an immortal, you don't have to worry about this, my bloodline is strong, there is no problem at all," Yang Xuan said very confidently, "One person has attained the Tao, the chicken and dog ascend to heaven, the eighteen generations of my ancestors are all immortals who have attained the Tao, my teachers, my friends are all immortals, and the one who loves me the most is also my favorite and most admired Niangniang, you are also a god, can you still become an immortal?"

Thousands of wears, sycophants are not worn, Nuwa Niangniang is very popular with Yang Xuan's sycophants, she likes this flamboyant little thing very much, she tapped Yang Xuan's forehead with her slender hand, and said to Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Guanyin, this little guy doesn't like the exercises you collected from the mortal world, in fact, the exercises you practice are actually very basic, you can teach this little guy." ”

Guanyin is a little inexplicable, just now Nuwa Niangniang asked this little guy to practice some basic exercises, why did he change his mind now and ask him to practice his own exercises?

"Actually, I think your cultivation is very suitable for educating this little guy," Nuwa Niangniang added, "There is not much difference between your exercises and mortals' exercises, and there is also the Giant Spirit God, your exercises may also be suitable for mortals to cultivate." ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face was very ugly, but the giant spirit god nodded and said, "This is natural, it is my honor to let me teach this little brother to cultivate." ”

Nuwa Niangniang gave him a roll of the eyes, she didn't understand why the giant spirit god was so stupid, she couldn't see it so obviously against Guanyin, and said angrily: "Forget it, you can't even beat a mortal bad old man, I'm afraid you will teach a waste." ”

"No, no, I will only teach me, after laying a good foundation, won't you be promoted? Niangniang, university teachers may not be able to teach kindergarten children well, you understand this truth. ”

Guanyin Niangniang finally couldn't stand the sluggishness of the giant spirit god, and kicked the giant spirit god.

Yang Xuan shook his head, a woman is a woman, even if she is an immortal, she is still a woman.

Guanyin didn't dare to tear her face with Nuwa, but it was more than enough to bully the Giant Spirit God, after all, the status of the Giant Spirit God was there, and she could kick it.

The giant spirit god was kicked inexplicably, very aggrieved, he didn't dare to fight back, he didn't even dare to argue loudly, only whispered and asked Guanyin Bodhisattva with a smile: "Guanyin, why are you kicking me?"

"You should kick!" Guanyin said angrily, "You should kick, your profession is fighting, you can't beat a mortal ......."

"Aren't you able to beat it too?" said the Djinn God unconvinced.

"I can't fight and I won't be ashamed," Guanyin Bodhisattva said slowly, "Fighting, I'm not the right professional, when have you ever seen a beautiful woman like a flower to fight with others? This is not my professional ........"

"The immortals all have super combat power, and the immortal rules are clearly written, you are making strong arguments - what about your profession?"

"I'm mainly responsible for being as beautiful as a flower, and only those of you who don't look good are responsible for fighting......" Guanyin said slowly, Guanyin is not a fuel-efficient lamp.

Nuwa Niangniang stared at Guanyin, as if she was running out of words, and Guanyin's mouth was powerful enough.

Yang Xuan looked at Guanyin, and then at Nuwa, he should stand in line at this time. But it doesn't seem to be very good to stand in line, one is Nuwa Niangniang who can't afford to offend, and the other is Guanyin who is unwilling to offend as long as it's a man, how is this good?

So, he stared at Guanyin Bodhisattva and said leisurely: "Sister Guanyin is indeed as beautiful as a flower, beautiful, gentle, and in good shape.

Guanyin giggled, amused by the little guy's words and eyes. Nuwa Niangniang stretched out her hand, ready to teach this little kid a lesson.

I didn't expect this little guy to cleverly say again: "A beauty like you, my mother can beat ten with one hand!"

Nuwa Niangniang's outstretched hand did not fall, and she couldn't help laughing, after all, "my mother" and "one hand can hit ten" are also very beautiful.

Guanyin also laughed.

They seemed to laugh happily, as if they were relieved of their suspicions.

"Ghost elf!" Nuwa glanced at Guanyin, laughed, and smiled very happily.

"Little fart child!" Guanyin nodded, responding to Nuwa Niangniang's point of view, she seemed to be very happy.

"This little kid seems to want to see us fight," Nuwa Niangniang pulled Yang Xuan to her side and touched his head.

"What a little bad quack, this elf likes it when he looks at it. Guanyin Bodhisattva took a few steps forward and pinched Yang Xuan's little face.

Women, I really don't understand women! Yang Xuan was very speechless, how could the two of them, who were still tense just now, be so close all of a sudden? Could it be that his words really work so well? Could it be that he can control the mind of the immortals?

However, he immediately didn't think so, because he clearly heard his Guanyin turn around and whisper hatefully: "If I can't beat you, if I can't beat you......"

I also heard Nuwa Niangniang turn around and say disdainfully: "Vase, fox spirit ......."

Yang Xuan laughed, and the ridicule was very strong.

Nuwa Niangniang and Guanyin Bodhisattva glanced at each other, and at the moment of eye contact, they said almost at the same time: "Beat this nasty little fart child!"

As soon as Yang Xuan heard this, he spread his legs and ran, shouting as he ran: "Help, help, child abuse......."

He knew that although his Nuwa Niangniang and Sister Guanyin hated each other, it was true that they liked him. The more he died, the more they liked it, after all, a fairy heir like him who was born without inheriting a little fairy ability, harmless to humans and animals, but with a very lowly mouth, is too popular with the gods.

Nuwa Niangniang and Guanyin Bodhisattva pretended to teach him a lesson, and they also shouted and hung behind Yang Xuan.

"Little villain, you run slower, don't fall, sister, I won't kill you!" Guanyin's voice was very gentle.

"Run, see where you can run? Don't let me catch you, catch you and open your ass. "Nuwa Niangniang is threatening.

After all, they are immortals, they have experienced too many winds and waves, these things are not a thing, to be immortals, the most important thing is to be happy, otherwise how can such a long time pass?

The Djinn God stared at all this blankly, feeling inexplicable, he rubbed his head, unable to understand their joy and anger, and unable to integrate into their circle.

"Don't bully my grandson, grandson, I'm here to save you!" A figure flashed, grabbed Yang Xuan and ran away.

This is embarrassing, Nuwa and Guanyin are also confused, why did this old madman break through at this time, why do you still think that Yang Xuan is his grandson like this!