Ever since my roommate Aaron made a successful date on WeChat, I have been interested in mobile dating.

Let's talk about me first, my name is Sun Xiaosheng, others like to call me a monkey because of my name, but in fact I am a fat and thin boy, and my biggest hobby is e-sports, generally I like to play a single monkey, I play the hero of monkeys, there are not a thousand, there are eight hundred, and I am currently about three diamonds.

When I applied for a WeChat account, I had a whim, so I set my avatar as Sun Wukong, and named my nickname Sun Dasheng, and the signature was like this: "Oh, the monster is here!"

After knowing my name, the people in the dormitory laughed at me for being too low, without any novelty, but I didn't care, I liked the role of Monkey King since I was a child.

What I never expected was that one day during morning class, I was bored playing with my mobile phone, and suddenly someone added me, and when I looked, the other party's avatar turned out to be a pink skull with a bun, which is a very fashionable skull, and there is a nickname called Bai Jingjing next to it.

I felt funny, so I added her WeChat, but I didn't expect the girl to scold: "Dead monkey, where have you died all these years, my mother has worked so hard to find you!"

"Did you recognize the wrong person? "In the face of the first person to add my friends, I still feel a little uncomfortable, because I rarely play WeChat, and the people who add friends with me are usually a few boys who play together.

The other party replied almost instantly: "I'll just ask you, are you a monkey?"

Looking at the tone, the other party seemed to be a girl, and I had almost no experience in communicating with my sister, so I held back for a long time and typed a few words: "Yes, so what?!"

"I'll come to you at noon!

I thought to myself that you don't know where I am, it's really a gratuitous nerve, and at this time our class was almost over, and my roommate Huzi on the side said to me: "Monkey, there is a defense meeting in the afternoon class, do you want to come and have a look?"

"You know, I may have to open the dark with a few friends in my department in the afternoon, we are practicing and preparing to attack the first League of Legends friendly match of our Qingshan University next week, as long as my brother gets the ranking, please go to the restaurant!" I patted my chest and said.

Huzi smiled: "Okay, then it's up to you kid, then I'll go first, my girlfriend is still waiting for me downstairs!"

"Charge now!" said Lao Bi, who has been immersed in the second dimension all the year round, he is more homely like me, and is one of the four King Kongs in our bedroom, the only difference is that I am a game house, he is an anime house, and Huzi likes to show affection with his girlfriend everywhere and send dog food to everyone, while Ah Long relies on himself to look a little handsome, flirting with girls everywhere, and often does not see people during the day.

In short, there are four strange people in our dormitory, each with its own strengths, and it is also very famous in the grade, and I am more accustomed to being alone, if I eat, I will go to the cafeteria with Lao Bi, and the temper of the two of us is more appetizing.

It's noon class time, and there are immediately more people on campus, and pairs of college students come and go, loving and loving.

Because it is summer, most of the girls are wearing short skirts, and a pair of snow-white long legs are full of corners, which is like a very beautiful youthful landscape.

Uncle Zhong, the security guard at the door, made a cup of strong tea, set up a stool and sat in the shade, he was peeking around with obscene eyes, sipping tea, and sighed: "Youth! It's good to be young!"

Everything around me has its own plot according to the original trajectory, and at this time I was about to go to the cafeteria to eat, and suddenly a pair of big breasts appeared in front of my eyes, and I was shocked, so shocked that I sat on the ground.

When I looked up, I don't know when, a beautiful girl had quietly appeared in front of me, this girl was about her early twenties, wearing the same clothes as other female students, but her facial features were delicate like a doll, and a pair of big watery eyes made people can't bear to look away.

The figure is even more convex and backward, full of youthful vitality, and that pair of spectacular breasts, horizontal in front of my eyes, made me stunned.

The girl is beautiful, but her skin is a sickly pale, I frowned and looked at her, and immediately turned around to go to the cafeteria, and many people around also looked over, and suddenly at this time the girl said loudly: "Sun Monkey, you finally found you, I didn't expect you to be here!"

"Big sister, who are you, it looks like I haven't seen you......" I murmured.

The other party's eyes immediately filled with tears: "You, you beast! You obviously did such a thing to me, you, you are now turning your face and denying it!"

As soon as the words fell, a large group of people gathered around, and many girls pointed at me, which made me so embarrassed.

"I saw that there was no such scum who did something to such a beautiful girl, and now he pretends not to know!"

"Yes, yes, I heard that this scumbag made this girl pregnant three times and had three miscarriages, and now he turned his face and didn't admit it!"

"Where, what you said is false, I know this scumbag, obviously he was carrying his girlfriend behind his back and did his girlfriend's best friend, and now his girlfriend has come to him to settle accounts, I heard that his girlfriend has been heartbroken and hospitalized!"

All kinds of gossip filled my ears, making me want to cry without tears, I said to the girl: "Hey, I said beauty, we have no hatred in the long future and no grudge today, where did I recruit you to provoke you, I can't change it!"

"Sun Monkey, you...... You obviously said that you were going to come back to me, I waited for you for a long time, but you just didn't show up, do you know that I look forward to your return day and night, every day?!" Suddenly, the girl burst into tears.

I secretly said that it was not good, as soon as this girl's tears came out, whether it was right or wrong, black and white, it was basically the boy's fault, and immediately said to Lao Bi, who had been petrified: "Brother, you go to dinner first, and I will come to you when I turn around!"

As I spoke, I pulled my sister towards a tree-lined avenue next to the commissary, but at this time, the girl smiled, and she said, "Stinky monkey, do you remember me?"

"Yes, my nickname is indeed Monkey, but I really don't know you, beauty, you must have recognized the wrong person! Listen to me, where you come from, go back, I really don't know where to go, you can go to Mars, I think Mars should be quite suitable for you!" I said, covering my head.

But the girl didn't speak, she bit her lip, a pair of pitiful big eyes stared at me, tears, almost tears were about to flow down again, her lips began to tremble, and then skimmed an arc, just when she was about to cry, I immediately covered her mouth, I said, "I remember, remember, I remember your name...... yes, what's your name...... Call...... Calling ......"

"Bai Jingjing!" The girl burst into tears and laughed, and immediately jumped up, and my tiger body was shocked, and immediately took out my mobile phone to see, indeed Bai Jingjing's WeChat has her selfie, I thought such a beautiful girl stole someone else's beautiful picture, I didn't expect it to be her, but think about it carefully, how could she be here?

Bai Jingjing grabbed my arm: "Stinky monkey, dead monkey! I knew you wouldn't forget me!"

I looked at Bai Jingjing, she is indeed a nine-point woman, her appearance is nine-point, and there is also her character, after all, I don't know her, and I don't know who she is, just looking at this posture, my heart said Is it possible that a good life is coming, and twenty-one years of single life should be drawn to a break today?

But since her name is the same as mine, it is taken from the characters in the mythological story, I pride myself on being some of the elements of the second disease, could it be that this girl is a deep patient with the second disease, she really fantasizes about herself as a white bone spirit, and then fantasizes about me as the Monkey King?

Although it sounds ridiculous, but there is indeed this possibility, at this time Bai Jingjing searched for a while in the small shoulder bag, found an embroidery needle and said: "By the way, I heard that after you went to the West Heaven, you returned the Dinghai God Needle to the Dragon King of the East China Sea, so I specially asked Brother Niu to call the shots and made you a weapon, although it is not as good as the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, but it is not much worse." ”

As she spoke, she handed me the black embroidery needle.

And I was holding the embroidery needle, and the corners of my mouth began to twitch, this is not a severe middle second disease, but the late middle and second disease of his meow!