2. I'm going to give you a monkey!
Bai Jingjing looked at me with a smile, and she said, "You said [I love Bai Jingjing]!"
"What?!" I stared at the stick, and then at Bai Jingjing herself.
Bai Jingjing covered her reddened cheeks and said shyly: "Say, this is a spell, I personally asked Brother Niu to set a spell, as long as you recite this spell, something very, very magical will happen!"
"You, you're kidding, do you really think that if I say [I love Bai Jingjing], this stick will ......" My smile quickly froze, because I saw that the embroidery needle in my hand at this time immediately turned into a long stick of about one meter eight, and this stick was completely black, with a few small ancient characters engraved on it, but I didn't recognize it.
I shook my head a little, trying to tell myself that it was all fake: "White ...... That one...... Bai Jingjing, I didn't expect you to be versatile, you can also do magic......"
"I hate it, if you want to put away the stick, you are saying [Jingjing gives me a monkey]! The stick will return to its original state!" Bai Jingjing said shyly.
"Jingjing...... [Jingjing gave me a monkey]. My mind was already blank, and the moment I spoke, the stick had been restored to the original embroidery needle, and Bai Jingjing's face was flushed, covering her face and saying coquettishly: "Stinky monkey, I hate it, if you have to, people are not disobedient!"
As he spoke, the fist hammered over, and the moment my whole body was touched by this fist, I felt that my whole body fell apart, and then I fell backwards quickly, knocked over a trash can, and finally collapsed into the green belt.
As soon as my throat was sweet, Nima spurted out a mouthful of reverse blood, I was stunned when I looked at the blood on my hand, and Bai Jingjing chased after me cautiously, she looked at me with concern: "Stinky monkey, are you okay? Monkey, don't scare me!"
"Great, I'm not dead. "I can't laugh or cry about it.
At this time, Bai Jingjing rubbed my stomach twice, and suddenly the pain was gone, I felt amazing, Bai Jingjing said: "Stinky monkey, where are you going now?"
"Eat. I said with difficulty, for this Bai Jingjing, I feel that she is all secrets, but at this time I don't want to ask, and at this time Bai Jingjing listened to my words and said: "Dangdang, you see that I have already calculated that you are going to eat, look at what I have prepared for you!"
When I looked at it, I was dumbfounded, this ...... It turned out to be a bunch of bananas, and I don't have much of a cold to bananas.
Bai Jingjing smiled: "Do you like it?"
"Hello...... ......"I burst into tears, and at this time, Bai Jingjing peeled off a banana and stuffed it directly into my mouth......
Bai Jingjing's happy face made me can't bear to say my true taste, and at this time I suddenly found that Bai Jingjing's hair was sandwiched with a piece of jewelry similar to a bone, at this time Bai Jingjing seemed to think of something, she said: "But don't let other monsters know your whereabouts, blame you, I have offended too many people before, if I let others know the news of your return, I'm afraid that they will gather together in minutes and swarm to find you." ”
I was skeptical, and said, "Then can you tell me, which department are you in now?"
Suddenly Bai Jingjing smiled, she said: "This is a secret, and Brother Niu has created a WeChat group, and I have already pulled you in." ”
"Brother Niu, do you mean the Bull Demon King?" I said, my lips twitching.
Bai Jingjing smiled: "Yes, who else can ...... besides him?"
Her lips moved, her eyes rolled, as if she had thought of something, and immediately got up and said, "I have one more thing to do, I'll come back to you later! Stinky monkey, you must not sneak away like last time, otherwise I will find you even if it is the end of the world!"
With such a sharp aunt and grandmother, where would I dare to make a mistake, but I am sure that she may really recognize the wrong person, so I said tentatively: "By the way, Jingjing, if one day you find out that I am not you are not looking for the stinky monkey, what will you do?"
"I'll kill you and eat you again. As she spoke, Bai Jingjing flashed a very weird smile, and her pupils suddenly turned golden, "Do you want to tell me something?"
What is certain is that I am really in some kind of trouble, and Bai Jingjing's words don't seem like a joke, I immediately laughed and said: "No, it's nothing, auntie, you go slowly......"
Bai Jingjing let out a burst of laughter like silver bells, and then walked into the distance, leaving me alone to sit in the green belt, alone and confused......
I turned on my phone, and sure enough, a group appeared in the phone, the name of this group is called [Ten Thousand Demon Group], as soon as I opened it, a lot of information popped up in it:
The Bull Demon King invited "Xiong Shanjun" to join the group of ten thousand demons......
The Bull Demon King invites the "Yellow Wind Monster" to join the Ten Thousand Demon Group......
The Bull Demon King invites the "Inspiration King" to join the group of demons......
……
I was dumbfounded, and said in my heart that this is a concentration camp for secondary and second diseases, and all the names are extremely coquettish, which is convincing.
After a while, the Golden Leopard King let out a shout: "Ouch, hey, I didn't expect you to invite the scorpion sister in, praise it!"
"Hey, hey, in fact, I'm looking forward to Princess Jade Mask appearing, anyway, isn't Princess Jade Mask and Princess Iron Fan tearing up now, Lao Niu has decided who to choose in the end?" Jiu Ling Yuan Sheng sent a very obscene smile.
"Old and unserious, as soon as you hear the girl, you will come out, come and send a red envelope!" The Bull Demon King shouted, he paused and sent another message, "By the way, I heard Xiaobai say, maybe Lao Qi has found it, and he has disappeared for a thousand years, and he will bleed a lot when he comes back!"
At this time, Jiuling Yuansheng sent ten red envelopes, and according to my hand speed of being single for more than 20 years, I grabbed one of them, opened it, and was dumbfounded.
The content of this red envelope turned out to be "Scorpion Essence's Honey Juice Holy Water".
But at the moment when I grabbed the red envelope, the entire WeChat group exploded:
Nine Spirits Yuan Sage: ", the Great Sage is back?!"
"Great Sage, this bastard has finally appeared, and we haven't settled the accounts yet!" the Money Leopard King shouted.
"Stinky monkey, you left my sister alone back then, and now you kid finally remembers to die back?!" Chun Thirteen Niang actually appeared.
I immediately typed and said that I was not the Monkey King, but soon I thought of Bai Jingjing's words: "I will kill you and then eat your ......"
My crotch was cold, and I hurriedly typed and corrected: "Hey, everyone is here, the red envelope is in hand, and my grandson is going!"
But when I was about to close it, suddenly the Nine Spirits Yuan Sage added my friend, I thought that the Nine Spirits Yuan Sage was not the Nine Lions, the legendary Demon King, and hurriedly added his friend, and the Nine Spirit Yuan Sage immediately sent a smile: "Monkey, can you give me the honey of the scorpion essence...... I accidentally sent it wrong just now, of course, I won't treat you badly, I'll give you something else in exchange......"
I was speechless for a while, and hurriedly typed and said, "Ninth Master, do you have any good things there?"
"Not much, it took me a lot of effort to get this honey from the scorpion essence, and it still smells like her, hmm...... The old man will give you a marriage sign that he deceived from the old man, this is a good thing, it can ensure that you will continue to peach blossoms in one day. "The Nine Spirits Yuan Saint looked very painful.
I thought to myself that this was just a WeChat game to grab red envelopes, no big deal, so I said generously: "Cheng, I'll send it to you the ninth master, you wait!"
I immediately forwarded the original red envelope, and I wondered in my heart, when did WeChat have so many messy functions, but soon I also received a red envelope, opened it and looked, and sure enough, it was a piece of paper called [One-day Marriage Symbol].
I clicked on the paper icon to open it, but the paper icon quickly disappeared, and I sensed that something was wrong, but I didn't pay attention, so I closed my phone and walked towards the cafeteria.
However, what I didn't expect was that at this time, there was a person coming down from the cafeteria on the second floor, and that person was none other than Guo Kexin, the flower of the art department of Qingshan University.
Speaking of Guo Kexin, it is said that this girl is now training in the model class in Qingshan City, and last year she also won the second prize of the city's model, and she looks very much like a star surnamed Yang, so her popularity is very high.
I heard that the people chasing her can line up in a long line, and there are some rich second generations and official second generations, every time she goes out, there are all kinds of luxury cars lined up to pick up and drop, such a talented woman, we can only wait and see from afar.
However, what is even more gimmicky is her character, Guo Kexin's personality is as famous as her appearance, she is known as the first iceberg beauty of Qingshan University in a hundred years, and it is rumored that there are basically no boys who can make her smile, if anyone can make her smile slightly, it is estimated that she can be on the front page of the school magazine for a whole month.
I also appreciate such a woman, but I have no ambition at all, and I also know very well that an identity like mine is equivalent to a heaven and an earth for her.
Now she was on the way down the stairs, and I was passing by the stairs, so I just looked twice and continued to go to the cafeteria to get food.
However, I didn't take two steps, and suddenly I heard a scream from the stairs, and when I looked up, I don't know when, Guo Kexin's foot slammed down, and then the whole person came down from top to bottom and rushed towards me......