Wu Zheng stepped on the snow, one foot deep and one foot shallow, and went to the chicken coop.

The chicken coop is on the side of the house, southeast of the house, in an extremely inconspicuous little corner, some distance from the house. When the sun rises during the day, the sun shines just right.

But it's a chicken coop, but it's just a small cage made of a few wooden boards. The small cage is extremely crudely made, and the wooden boards used vary in size, with a large gap in the middle.

At this time, there was not a single chicken in the cage, only a few chicken feathers left, and a lump of chicken poop. The playboy looked at the chicken cage dumbfounded, this thing is also the first time he has seen it, this thing can also raise chickens?

Luochen was pulled over by the playboy, and when he saw the chicken cage, he left with a brick in an instant. This thing is too buried, out of sight is clean, and it slipped away first.

Wu Zheng has seen too much of this thing, and he has not stolen it before. Just because of his gluttony, he was beaten by General Hu. However, Wu Zheng has not changed, and he has been beaten again, and he has been beaten again. For this reason, General Hu went door-to-door to apologize.

It's not enough, sometimes you have to bring a little gift to condole. At this point, the anger of the villagers subsided. But later, a saying spread among the neighbors: fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-Wu Zheng.

Although the playboy is curious, he is also a little disgusted. So, he thought of Wu Zheng, who was leisurely playing with snowballs like no one else beside him.

The playboy patted Wu Zheng and pointed to the wooden cage again, the intention couldn't be more obvious. Although Wu Zheng was unwilling, he had to compromise in the end under the obscenity of the playboy.

Wu Zheng bent his waist, and under the friendly gaze of the playboy, he got into half of his body and looked inside over and over again.

The dude was full of anticipation, stamping his feet eagerly waiting for the end. This scene is somewhat like a husband waiting outside the door for his wife to give birth.

There were no clues in the cage, and Wu Zheng held his breath and searched for a long time, but he didn't see any useful clues. When Wu Zheng came out again, he already had the unique smell of the chicken coop. And there are a few chicken feathers on Wu Zheng's head, and the whole hair has become a chicken nest.

At this time, an old woman in the distance staggered over with a little girl. When the little girl saw the chicken feathers on Wu Zheng's head, she covered her stomach with a smile, and tears were about to squeeze out of the corners of her eyes.

Wu Zheng glanced at the playboy and raised his eyebrows. If you look at your body again, there is no chicken poop sticked.

The dude almost laughed, knowing that the chicken feathers were stuck on his head, but he just wouldn't say it. I saw that the folding fan was unfolded and fanned next to Wu Zheng, and the chicken feathers on the head also danced.

In the end, it was the old woman who came over and plucked the chicken feathers off Wu Zheng's head. Wu Zheng's face was not good-looking, and he thanked the old woman, and glared at the playboy with white eyes. I secretly decided in my heart that I would never stop talking about dandy nonsense.

The old woman looked puzzled at this time, and asked, "Why are you two coming to the chicken coop on a cold day, why don't you find a place to see the snow like you." ”

The playboy was enthusiastic, and replied, "I heard that the chickens in the village were stolen yesterday, so I wanted to come and look for clues." ”

Unexpectedly, the little girl who had just stopped laughing couldn't help laughing out loud. The pair hurts, and her little stomach feels so painful. The old woman sighed and said, "The last chicken in the house was eaten by you yesterday, where are there any clues?" ”

Now, the dude is embarrassed. After a long time, the old woman's chicken was not lost. Now, the oolong is big. Wu Zheng and the playboy scratched their heads embarrassedly, and hurriedly stayed away from the chicken nest.

The old woman instructed again: "You don't have to worry about this matter, just leave it to Wong Tai Sin in the village." With that, he staggered and led the little girl to play. Before leaving, little girl

He also stuck out his tongue at Wu Zheng.

Wu Zheng completely convinced this little girl, he couldn't fight a little kid, and he was often ridiculed. Now when Wu Zheng saw the little girl, his first reaction was not that she was cute, but that she was terrible. It's just a little devil, looking for his own faults all day long.

The playboy was still thinking about what the old woman said, Wong Tai Sin, what was the sacredness? Listening to the meaning of the old woman's words, it seemed that he knew the murderer of the chicken thief. In this way, this Wong Tai Sin can be regarded as a god.

I lost a few chickens, and the dude didn't really catch a cold. But as soon as he heard this clever Wong Tai Sin, he became interested.

The snow stopped, and the old man came out to breathe, pinching a big eye bag in his hand, and smoking one bite at a time. Far away, you can smell the spicy smell that is choking. Come to think of it, the little old man took advantage of the little girl's absence to secretly take a sip. I was afraid that the little girl would find out about the smell of smoke in the house, so I had to come out to smoke.

The playboy ran over, and before he could be questioned, he was so smoked that he coughed several times. The old man puffed out a cigarette and kindly reminded: "Young man, pay attention to your body, and wear more clothes when it's cold." ”

Wu Zheng couldn't laugh or cry, this old man was afraid that he thought the playboy had a cold, so he couldn't stop coughing. However, the playboy was too embarrassed to say that he was choking on the cigarette, so he had to break his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

In the end, after not knowing how many coughs, the playboy finally escaped from the poisonous circle surrounded by smoke. It took several breaths of air in a row before he came to his senses, and he walked through the ghost gate. This trip is really not easy, it can be regarded as half of the dandy's life. This story tells us to smoke less low-quality cigarettes.

It is no secret that the playboy found out about Wong Tai Sin from the old man, and almost everyone in their village knows about it.

Speaking of this Wong Tai Sin, I have also been in the village for a while, and it probably seems to have appeared in spring. It is said that this man's divination prophecies were very accurate, and many things in the village were solved by him. From sowing seeds and harvesting crops to treating diseases and saving people, Wong Tai Sin can do almost anything, covering many things in the village.

In fact, when the playboy heard it at first glance, he had some ideas. This Wong Tai Sin seems to sound very godly, but when you take a closer look, you find that there is no great ability at all.

In the eyes of these villagers, there may really be two brushes, but for a highly educated cultivator like Playboy, it is simply not worth mentioning.

But since they're all here, there's no harm in taking a look. So, the playboy brought up Wu Zheng and Luochen again, and rushed out of the gate in a hurry.

I inquired with the old man about the address, and it was said that there was a ruined temple under a big elm tree, and Wong Tai Sin lived here.

Along the way, the snow was trampled into a sieve, densely covered with footprints. The playboy originally thought that it would be difficult to find, and he needed to give full play to the wisdom of his brain to find it. I didn't expect it to become so simple, and it became boring in an instant.

Forget it, just follow the footprints. By the time the three of them arrived at the small ruined temple, it was already overcrowded. Through the gap in the crowd, Wu Zheng saw an old man with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks. The old man was wearing a yellow Taoist robe and dressed as a Taoist priest. The two sisters-in-law, as well as the dust in their hands, kept swaying in the wind.

Wu Zheng's first impression of this old man was that he was cunning and a liar, and that image seemed to look very much like the weasel. is really worthy of his name Wong Tai Sin, and it may be based on his appearance.

At this time, Wong Tai Sin was frowning and listening carefully to what the villagers had to say. After that, I saw him shake the dust in his hand, and then pretended to be mysterious: "I already know about this matter, so I'll leave it to the immortal." ”

After hearing this, everyone hurriedly waved towards Wong Tai Sin, and then left one after another. "Is this the end?" Wu Zheng's eyes widened, and he said in his heart that this Wong Tai Sin hadn't done anything at all.

Huang Da

The immortal waved the dust, turned around and was about to leave, but was frightened by the oncoming Wu Zheng and the three. Wu Zheng naturally had no intention of leaving, and he still wanted to ask this Wong Tai Sin about something.

"How many people, what else is going on?" Wong Tai Sin said solemnly.

Although this Wong Tai Sin said it seriously, it always gave the playboy a feeling of unreliability. He always felt that there was something wrong with this Wong Tai Sin, but he couldn't see it for a while.

As for the dust, it seems that he hates the smell, and he pinchs his nose vigorously. Looking at its expression, it seems that the taste is still very strong and rushing. But the dude sniffed and sniffed, but he couldn't smell anything.

Wu Zheng eagerly ran forward and asked curiously: "Daxian, do you know how to count a hexagram?" Wu Zheng actually had the idea of counting a hexagram for a long time, and now he finally met an old Taoist priest, so he had to ask for a hexagram.

"Yes. Wong Tai Sin didn't think about it, so he spoke. But when he finished speaking, he took on a thumb rubbing his index finger, obviously asking for money.

Wu Zheng squinted his eyes, looked at Huang Daxian's two fingers that were constantly rubbing, and then rummaged through the silver taels on his body. In the end, I found out that I didn't have any money at all, and I was an out-and-out poor bastard.

I had no choice but to pin my hopes on the dude. Wu Zheng pretended to be pitiful, and looked at the playboy with hopeful eyes.

The playboy glared at Wu Zheng, took out a penny from his pocket and handed it over. However, Wong Tai Sin shook his head, and the movements in his hands still did not remain.

The playboy sighed, he was really a hero who couldn't die for a penny, so he had to take out another penny from his pocket. However, Wong Tai Sin still shook his head, it was still too little, and he had to turn around and leave.

The playboy lost his temper now, is he a bad man? So, the playboy grabbed all the copper coins that he didn't have time to wear from his pocket.

At this time, Huang Daxian nodded reluctantly, pretending not to care very much. In fact, Wong Tai Sin's heart was actually happy for a long time, but he didn't expect to encounter three wronged bosses, so that he could make a lot of money.

looked at Wong Tai Sin's pretentious appearance, and he looked unhappy when he took the money, as if he owed him money. The playboy gritted his teeth and glared at him, he wanted to see how this Wong Tai Sin divined.

Wong Tai Sin led a few people into the dilapidated temple, which was indeed dilapidated enough. Directly in the direction of the door is a colossus of dust, I don't know what it is. On the potholed ground, there are also a few old futons scattered around. I saw Wong Tai Sin sitting on it with his buttocks, and then he took out a bamboo tube from his sleeve and said, "Let's draw a lot first." ”

Wu Zheng's hand was chosen on the bamboo stick for a long time, but he didn't choose it in the end. The playboy couldn't see it, so he directly helped Wu Zheng pull out one and throw it to Wu Zheng.

Before Wu Zheng could react, the bamboo stick in his hand was like a hot yam, and it almost fell directly to the ground.

"Good. Wong Tai Sin suddenly shouted, and then happily reached out and took the bamboo stick. Almost without looking at it, Wong Tai Sin nodded and said, "I have never seen such a good sign." ”

Wu Zheng's eyes widened and he scratched his head with his hand, not quite convinced. And the dust, which has always been cold, is a corner of his mouth. As for the playboy, he simply clenched his fists and raised it in front of Wong Tai Sin's eyes. After receiving his money, he dared to fool him like this, he didn't want to live.

When Huang Daxian saw the fist, he immediately coaxed, and hurriedly smiled: "I don't know if this son is dissatisfied?"

The dude sneered, he was satisfied with the fart. "Pay back. The dude shouted coldly. gestured, squeezed his fist again, and immediately made a cough-cough sound.