Chapter 124: Stinky Feet
The playboy clenched his fist and coughed, which startled Wong Tai Sin. This great immortal seems to be human, but in fact he is a timid mouse, and he immediately coaxed when he saw a threat. No, I was so frightened by the dude that my hands began to tremble.
"Tell me clearly, what does that sign just now mean?" said the playboy with a gesture of his fist.
"This. Wong Tai Sin was a little embarrassed, and he was speechless for a while.
Wu Zheng pulled the corner of the playboy's clothes, then went up and drew another lot, and said, "The previous one doesn't count, how about you look at my one again?"
Huang Daxian frowned, stroked his beard, and said, "I don't look at this sign." ”
"What, old man, do you want to be beaten?" said the dude, and his tone was not polite at all.
"No, no, no. Huang Daxian immediately shook his head and said, "It's not that I don't look at it, it's really the money given by a few people." Speaking of this, he paused deliberately, then looked at the playboy's eyes, and after finding that it was safe, he continued: "It's really that the money given by a few people is only enough once, or the three of you again?"
The playboy looked upset, in the past, if someone felt like this in front of him, he would directly pay for the other party to die. But now, there is not a penny in his pocket, let alone smashing the other party to death, and he doesn't even have the confidence to scare him.
That Wong Tai Sin squinted his eyes and smiled evilly, he could see clearly just now that the playboy had no money in his pocket. He is also sure that the playboy has no money to come up with, so he dares to be so arrogant.
The playboy wanted to have a seizure, but he couldn't find an excuse, so he had to hold his breath and not do it.
The dust is very strange, and he has been looking left and right since he arrived at this ruined temple. In some places, they even squatted down and sniffed like a puppy.
The ruined temple was dimly lit, and only a little sunlight could let in through the doorway. This kind of dilapidated house, not to mention that there are many holes in the roof, but just by looking at this structure, you can know that it is not insulated. At this level, it's not much like sleeping outside on that snowy day, and this old Taoist is really frost-resistant.
"Okay, I'm tired, so let's leave. As he spoke, Wong Tai Sin waved the dust to drive people away.
Wu Zheng was unwilling, holding a wooden stick in his hand and begging unwillingly: "Daxian help take a look." ”
Huang Tai Sin glanced at the wooden stick, and a hint of surprise suddenly flashed in his eyes. The surprise was fleeting, and it was hidden for a moment.
Then, Wong Tai Sin snatched the wooden stick, pointed to the door and said, "Several, please." ”
Wu Zheng wanted to ask again, but the playboy grabbed the back of Wu Zheng's neck and began to drag it out. He can see that this fake Taoist priest has no fart skills, and he will be abducted and deceived by the pit. This kind of trick will also deceive a cute little fool like Wu Zheng. If you want to deceive him, it's still far from it.
The two of them came out, glanced around, and the dust was gone. It has become the norm for Luochen to disappear often, and the playboy is not too worried, so let him go. Ever since the playboy got to know these two goods, he has never been worried. In the last few days, he feels like his hair is falling out a bit. This grasp is a lot, and if it goes on at this speed, it will soon become a monk.
At this time, in the back hall of the ruined temple, a Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe stood with his hands in his hands. Opposite him, a man dressed in black,
His eyes were staring at the man. This Taoist priest is Wong Tai Sin who divined the hexagram just now. And this man in black is also the missing dust.
Lao Dao shook off the dust, and the cold light shot out and hit the body of the falling dust. At this time, Wong Tai Sin seemed to be a completely different person, and he was a little more domineering.
On Luochen's cold face, his brows were furrowed, and his eyes were staring at Lao Dao and he didn't dare to move away. After a while, Luochen asked, "You stole the chicken, right?" The seemingly flat tone revealed a hint of murder.
"Young man, you can eat as much as you want, but you can't talk nonsense. ”
"Oh?" replied Luochen, "If I'm not mistaken, there are still many live chickens in this ruined temple." ”
The old Taoist priest's brows furrowed, thinking that he was about to have a seizure, but the next moment he changed to the appearance of bullying the weak and fearing the hard.
Before the dust could calm down, Wong Tai Sin came over with a smile. Luochen subconsciously took a step back, and looked at the old Taoist priest with great disgust. This old man, I don't know if it's because he hasn't taken a bath for a few days, has a special bad smell on his body.
The old Taoist priest smiled and said, "This fairy loves chicken, why don't you invite my little brother to eat it together?"
Luochen shook his head and said coldly: "I'm not interested in this, I just want to know what the second pick is?"
"It's just an ordinary stick, nothing. Wong Tai Sin didn't think about it, so he blurted out. But it is precisely this performance that makes it even more suspicious.
To chase after the dust is to get to the bottom of it. Without saying much, Luochen directly pulled out the long sword behind his back and lay in front of the old Taoist priest.
"Does it have to be like this?" Wong Tai Sin sighed and said, "You can't beat me." He shook his head, and simply regarded the long sword in Luo Chen's hand as nothing.
Luochen stared at the old Taoist priest deadly, the long sword couldn't move in his hand for a long time, and he couldn't cut it down in the end. At that moment, Luochen's heart panicked, and he was confused by the words of this old Taoist priest.
The old Taoist priest smiled, shook off the dust, and said in a deep voice: "Your friend is not simple, he is a person with great luck." ”
Hearing this, Luochen slowly withdrew his sword. At this moment, he clearly understood that this Wong Tai Sin was definitely not a charlatan. From the moment he said firmly that Luochen was invincible to him, Luochen already knew that this person was definitely not simple.
"Let's go, there's nothing fun to do here. As he spoke, Wong Tai Sin raised his hand and waved it, ignoring it no longer.
Luochen stood there for a moment, closed his eyes before turning around to leave. However, at this time, the voice of the old Taoist priest behind him sounded again: "Don't talk about this today." ”
Luochen nodded, and walked out the door without looking back. That Wong Tai Sin didn't seem to be at ease, and shouted behind him with his throat: "Don't talk about stealing chickens." ”
Luochen didn't answer, and stepped on the snow and silently walked out of the temple gate. Inside the door, the old Taoist priest stroked his beard and murmured, "The sign on the top." ”
The playboy and Wu Zheng took the lead in returning to the old man's house, and the old man lay down on the kang and fell asleep. At this time, the old woman also returned with the little girl. The old woman went to cook, and the little girl watched obediently beside her.
Seeing Wu Zheng come back, the little girl first smiled happily, and then suddenly subconsciously felt that something was wrong, and immediately took it back. Then he was replaced with a look of ignorance, pretending not to pay attention to Wu Zheng.
And really
On the other hand, the little girl was looking forward to Wu Zheng paying attention to her. But Wu Zheng passed by quietly, and he didn't look at the little girl. The little girl pouted, unhappy, she wanted to continue to look for Wu Zheng's stubble.
As soon as Wu Zheng and the playboy came back, they lay directly on the kang and didn't want to move. The dude is okay, and he can still pay attention to the image. Wu Zheng simply took off his shoes directly.
Suddenly, a sour smell came to the nostrils, as if it was the smell of a night pot that had been lost for thousands of years, and it was like the smell of moldy garbage heaps.
The dude pinched his nose and stared at Wu Zheng's footcloth in disbelief. Swallowing his saliva, the playboy quietly moved away from Wu Zheng for a distance. The moment Wu Zheng's feet just came out of his shoes just now, he clearly saw a kind of green light emanating from it.
The playboy wrapped his nasal cavity with spiritual power, and tried to breathe through his mouth, but he still felt a salty smell. The smell was spicy to the eyes, and it was even more choking than the old man's smoke.
And at this time, the little girl came in from outside. I met him head-on, and I bumped into that magical smell. The next moment, tears came straight out of the little girl's eyes.
The playboy only listened to the little girl's snot and ran out of the door. At this time, the playboy finally couldn't help but yell: "Go wash your feet." Then, like a little girl, she ran out of the door, covering her nose and eyes.
Wu Zheng got up from the kang, his face full of doubts, what happened to his feet? Wu Zheng picked himself up, took a deep breath, and then plucked up the courage to lean over and smell it.
The green gas on the feet entered Wu Zheng's nose little by little, and through the nose hair in the nostrils, it entered the deepest depths. After a long time, Wu Zheng breathed a sigh of relief, and there was no taste! Wu Zheng thought to himself, it must be the playboy who deliberately colluded with the little girl to deceive him.
At this time, the dust also came in from the outside. Just as Wu Zheng was holding his feet and smelling it, Luochen poked his head in. The two looked at each other, how embarrassed and embarrassed they were. However, this embarrassment did not last long, and the next moment, the dust smelled a special smell.
Suddenly, Luochen felt his stomach tumbling into the sea, as if he had sailed into a ship. No, I couldn't stand it, and Luochen subconsciously pinched his nose and ran out.
At this moment, Wu Zheng's brows finally wrinkled. The performance of one person and two people, he can still not believe it, but now even the dust is like this, which makes Wu Zheng begin to doubt himself.
At this time, the old man who was sleeping on the kang suddenly had a stirring and sat up. The first thing I said when I woke up was, "Old woman, have you pickled salted fish? or stinky tofu?" ”
The corners of Wu Zheng's mouth twitched, and he quietly put his shoes back on. He couldn't stay in this house any longer, and it seemed that he really needed to wash his feet.
But this foot smell is not completely without benefits, at least it can smoke the dude away. Wait for the next time the playboy threatens him again, and he will have a bargaining chip. In the face of danger, he took off his shoes directly and chased after the other party.
Thinking about it this way, it seems that it is better not to wash your feet. Well, Wu Zheng gave himself a reason not to wash his feet and forced a laugh.