Chapter 364 There is no worst, only worse
When Xiao Peng drove the car back to Raymond's auto repair shop, Yang Meng and Pagio stood in the yard and waited anxiously.
"Are you crazy, what are you doing so fast, why are you disappearing in the blink of an eye!" Yang Meng asked.
Xiao Peng walked out of the car with a smile: "I tested the performance of this car." I have to say, it's definitely a good car. Handling is top-notch. β
Pagio was worried about Raymond: "What about Raymond? Why didn't he get out of the car?"
As soon as the voice fell, the car door opened, and Raymond stumbled out of the car.
"Are you alright?" Pagio hurriedly stepped forward to hold Raymond.
Raymond didn't speak, just waved his hand, pushed away Padgio's support, and then spit on the ground with a 'wow'.
Pagio was dumbfounded: "Raymond, are you eating a bad stomach? It was fine just now, why are you throwing up now?"
Yang Meng looked down from the front windshield: "Where's Yali, why isn't she in the car?"
"Oh, she's there. After Xiao Peng finished speaking, he pushed down the co-pilot's chair and hugged Alexandra, who was already fainting in the back seat, "Raymond, is there a place for her to lie down for a while?"
Raymond pointed to the office and continued to vomit.
The crowd is even more confused, didn't they just drive out for a spin? Why is there a faint one here?
Pagio asked him to take out a few bottles of 'Evian' mineral water from the refrigerator in the car and gave it to Raymond to drink, and it took him a long time before Raymond came to his senses. He sat there with a pale face and did not speak for a long time.
Yang Meng looked at Lei Meng and handed Xiao Peng a cigarette: "Dude, what happened to you to them?
Xiao Peng glanced at him: "I didn't do anything, did I? I just drove around, and I don't know how he became like this." β
Raymond listened to Xiao Peng's words, stood up and walked in front of Xiao Peng: "Xiao, can you tell me how your driving skills were trained? A driver like you should belong to the track!"
"Rider, you mean Shaw?" Pagio was puzzled when he heard this, he was obviously a rider, why did he become a rider again?
Raymond nodded, looked at Xiao Peng, and said to Pagio with a serious face: "Although it was still a little rusty at the beginning, in the second half, Xiao's driving skills were impeccable. Whether it is the reaction power or the control of the force, it is first-class. No, it's not first-class, it's super-first-class! I swear to God, I've never seen anyone react so quickly!"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "I'm just an ordinary driver in Huaxia, you still don't know Huaxia, for us Huaxia people, nothing stimulates our adrenaline more than speed." Therefore, we Chinese people have been exposed to racing since childhood, whether it is on TV or in reality, even many primary school students will throw almost all of their money into racing. β
Yang Meng poked Xiao Peng and whispered in Chinese: "Dude, you are a big bull, right?"
"Don't tell me you haven't seen 4WD Brothers. Xiao Peng looked innocent.
Yang Meng was dumbfounded: "That output is all based on roaring, and the magical cartoon of voice-activated toy racing cars is also counted?"
"Of course, forget it!" Xiao Peng replied righteously. Yang Meng covered his face on the side, are you going to fool Raymond to death?
"Then why don't you see you having top drivers internationally?" Raymond asked the key question.
Xiao Peng replied with an unfathomable expression: "This may be a racial talent, our Huaxia people's reaction and body coordination are the top among all races, you look at table tennis, badminton, gymnastics, these sports that pay attention to reaction speed and body coordination, we are all top in China, and so is racing." But we Chinese people pay attention to humility, and we are not willing to do such an opportunity to be in the limelight, but it definitely does not mean that we can't do well. β
Xiao Peng, this is still holding a grudge, you say that our Chinese people's reaction and coordination ability are not good?
"But how do you feel like you don't know anything about cars, and you're still being fooled by those Hollywood movies?" asked Raymond a fatal question.
Xiao Peng sighed: "Actually, you can't blame Yang for showing timidity just now, it's actually very simple, it's because of our domestic racing moviesγγγγγγ Alas, I really can't see it. You have "Cars" in Hollywood, and we have "Cars", and if you say plagiarism, you will plagiarize, right? The director still refuses to admit that he has copied so badly. Our Chinese gods of all kinds of bad movies, as long as they encounter the theme of racing, there is no worst, only worse!"
"Wait a minute!" Yang Meng interrupted Xiao Peng's words: "Is there a worse racing-themed film than "Autobots"?"
"Big brother, that's really not the bottom line of racing movies, what is the concept of bad movies? There is no worst, only worse! Haven't you watched "Wild Speed"?" Xiao Peng asked rhetorically.
Seeing Yang Meng shaking his head, Xiao Peng sighed: "That movie not only refreshed my three views, but also refreshed my IQ!"
"Is Wild Speed the same game as Need for Speed?" asked.
"I thought so at first, but it turned out that the game was called "Asphalt", okay? It's the consistent style of our bad movie directors------ and "The Autobots" are carved out of the same mold!"
Yang Meng had already taken out his mobile phone and found the trailer of "Wild Speed" and watched: "Huh? It looks good, this is a foreign film? Why are they all crooked nuts? Look, there is not a single Chinese in the starring list! Look at this trailer is a standard Hollywood style." β
Xiao Peng looked at Yang Meng: "Dude, you are too young, whether it is these people on the poster or these foreigners on the starring list, almost none of them appear for more than three minutes in the movie." The whole film is about the story of a pair of Chinese father and son participating in international competitions, and the content of the film is even more painful: the father and son got lost after driving for a long time, and then they didn't drive for a while, and saw other drivers asking for help, they got out of the car to help; didn't drive for a while, the car got stuck in the sand, and the two got out of the car to dig the sand; and didn't drive for a while, the engine of the car stalled, and the two got down to repair the car; and didn't drive for a while, and met passers-by for help, where did Made's broken car come from so much? Aren't you lost? Everyone gets lost together? The whole movie is a brain-dead dialogue between two fathers and sons almost from beginning to end. I couldn't stand it anymore, and I was embarrassed to do it. β
Yang Meng coughed dryly after hearing this: "Maybe the second half of the movie is more exciting?"
Xiao Peng looked up at the sky: "I did the most stupid thing that day, that is, after watching the second half of the movie, it was even more miserable, the two of them drove the car into the ditch, so the whole movie can be renamed, called "Survival in the Wilderness: Dad Loves Me Again" , The father and son in the hole gave up the treatment directly, and lay there to discuss the philosophy of life in poetry and songs, ready to die, the son is also awesome, his father is lying there waiting to die, this bone eye movie has become a memoir of his son, memories and various embarrassing pictures of his girlfriend. Well, the heroine in the trailer finally appeared near the end of the movie. β
"Isn't this selling dog meat on a sheep's head?" Yang Meng was speechless.
Xiao Peng took a deep breath of cigarette and said with a deep face: "What kind of dog meat is this?
The two chatted energetically, directly ignoring Raymond and Padgio on the side. Raymond's eyes widened, and he realized that the problem was wrong: "Hey, Xiao, you lied to me again, right? If Huaxia is a driver like you, then why didn't Yang run so fast?"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "There are always people who fail the exam, isn't it?" Yang is one of the few people in our Huaxia who doesn't like speed. β
"Then why did he choose this car?" asked Raymond.
"Oh, he loves power. Pagio replied for Xiao Peng.
Raymond shrugged: "Well, you guys are a good pair. β
Xiao Peng glanced at Yang Meng, Yang Meng nodded, Xiao Peng knew that he was also very satisfied with his car.
Xiao Peng said to Raymond: "Raymond, how much are these two cars? We like this car very much, can we talk about the price of this car now? How many are these two cars?"
Xiao Peng really doesn't care about this money, but bargaining is the nature of Chinese people, isn't it? He didn't think that Raymond would lower the price, after all, masters have the pride of masters, right?
Raymond Shelby may not be as good as Carol Shelby, but with the level of modification of this 'Irinor', he definitely deserves the title of 'Maestro'. Although he had never driven Yang Meng's Portsmouth GTX, he was definitely very satisfied with Yang Meng's shining eyes.
"Of course!" Raymond said, "I can give you some cheapness, but you have to promise me one condition." β
Xiao Peng was stunned for a moment: "What the hell? Are you willing to lower the price for me?"
"Today, I vomited in your car, and you must help me keep it a secret. Raymond said.
Xiao Peng pointed to Yang Meng and Pagio on the side and said, "What about them?"
Raymond thought for a moment: "Peggy, I'll invite you to drink!"
"OKAY, I'LL KEEP THIS MATTER SECRET FOR YOU!" LOOKED AT XIAO PENG'S PUZZLED EXPRESSION: "THE LAST TIME HE INVITED ME TO DRINK WAS IN 1984. β
Xiao Peng: "γγγγγγ Raymond, you're good enough to pick on the door. β
Raymond coughed dryly: "We haven't negotiated the price yet, you just talk about me like that, do you think it's appropriate?"
"Uh, well, Raymond, when I didn't say that. Tell me, how much do these two cars cost? Don't worry, we won't tell anyone about you throwing up in the car. Xiao Peng said with a smile.
Raymond smiled: "Then how about I give it to you?"
"What?" Xiao Peng suspected he had misheard.
"You heard you right. I mean I'm going to give it to you. Raymond said, "But I have one condition. β
Xiao Peng was confused by him: "What conditions?" Giving such an expensive car to himself, I really don't know what the harsh conditions are.
"Let's go, let's go to a place with me!" Raymond shook the key in his hand, "But this time I'll drive." β