Text Chapter 365 The malice of "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb".
"That's right! That's called driving!" Alexandra looked happy: "You don't call driving at all! Look at Raymond, it's fast and steady!"
Xiao Peng was speechless: "Since you're dizzy, it's okay to lie there, don't you want to mess with us?"
"It's so boring to lie down!" Alexandra shook her head and said, "You don't know how boring I am in Hanover, I finally came to the Stars and Stripes Country to have fun, but I can't waste all my time sleeping, I see everything fresh now, but where are we going?"
Xiao Peng tilted his head and asked Raymond: "Raymond, I also want to know, where are we going?"
"No hurry, it'll be here in half an hour. Raymond said.
Xiao Peng looked left and right: "We've already left New York City, right?"
Raymond nodded: "Yes, we're in Westchester County now, and we're going to Mount Vernon now." β
Mount Vernon Xiao Peng knows. It's the eighth largest city in New York State, but it only has 70,000 inhabitants, which is also the characteristic of the Stars and Stripes. But it's not the same as East St. Louis, it's a beautiful and very livable town, and it's very safe.
In the Stars and Stripes, there are two Mount Vernon, one in Mount Vernon, Westchester County, New York, and the other in Virginia, right next to the Peanut Stew District.
That Mount Vernon is much better known than Mount Vernon, New York, where the first president of the Stars and Stripes retreated from office and is now a tourist triumph.
However, to put it bluntly, this Mount Vernon in New York State is a residential area in the mountains, and it is not as prosperous as Xiao Peng's hometown, so what are you doing here? Especially since I deliberately parked my car on the road and bought a few cheap clothes, which made it mysterious.
The group finally reached Mount Vernon, but instead of downtown Mount Vernon, they arrived at a small estate on the edge of the town.
It's a small winery, and there are about six or seven staff working here, and when they see Pagio and Raymond, they all greet each other warmly.
Xiao Peng followed Raymond and the others here in a daze, but Padgio was familiar with the road, and directly changed into a cotton plaid shirt in the car, with big-headed cowhide shoes and jeans, looking exactly like the winery workers. Xiao Peng looked at him like this, and he couldn't be happy.
"Don't laugh, go change your clothes. Pagio said.
"What should I do?" asked Alexandra.
"You go to the room and change. Xiao Peng said: "Pagio, Raymond, what are we going to do here?"
"You'll find out in a moment. Raymond and Pagio looked at each other, but didn't say anything.
Xiao Peng cut off: "Don't say it yet, don't say it, I won't ask yet." Son, go, go for a cigarette! Wait for Yali to change her clothes? β
The two men walked out of the gate of the manor and looked around: across the road was a small gas station, next to the gas station was a bar called the 'bull bar', and on the light box was a cartoon bikini girl riding on a bull. At first glance, it is a place for lap dance.
There were two sexy-dressed women at the door who were smoking there, and when they saw Xiao Peng and the two of them also coming out to smoke, one of the women suddenly twisted her body and sang to the two, but the distance was far away, and she couldn't hear what she was singing, Xiao Peng strengthened her hearing and found that she was singing the popular hit song "BANG BANG" sung by Ariana Grande, Sister Jie Shi and others.
"I'll go, those two girls are the three of them?, and they start singing without saying a word?" Yang Meng sighed: "What are they singing?"
"Didn't you hear it when you got closer?" Xiao Peng said to Yang Meng.
"Go, go, who's afraid of whom?" Yang Meng really approached, and he didn't know what to say to the two women, but he gave the two women ten dollars each, and the two women really sang the song to him again, and they sang and danced at the same time, and the twisting was called a cheer.
"What is Yang doing there?" asked Padgio and the others as they walked out and saw the three across the road.
"Listen to the song. Xiao Peng said.
The two of them watched for a long time, and found that Yang Meng was indeed listening to the song there, Raymond shook his head: "I really don't understand, if you want to go, just go in and have fun? Isn't the performance inside more predictable? Listening to the singing at the door of the lap dance bar? I really can't understand the way of thinking of you Chinese people." β
Before Raymond finished speaking, he saw Yang Meng running back with a smile like a flower: ", Xiao Peng, it's too awesome, I think our Huaxia people are too awesome now!"
Xiao Peng was also happy: "Have you listened to the lyrics of that song?"
"En!" Yang nodded wildly. The two looked at each other and laughed. This confused the two of them. What does this mean? How can you listen to a song and make it like this? I often hear those women humming when they solicit customers, there is nothing wrong with it? The laughter of these two people is really weird.
The reason why Xiao Peng and the two laughed is that this song "BANG BANG" is the theme song of a variety show "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb" in China.
Every time he sees this scene, Xiao Peng wants to laugh------ how much the planner of this program group hates these female guests to choose this song, it is to bully people who don't understand English, if you understand, you can definitely feel the deep malice of the program planner:
'What if she's rich and bumpy?' I can satisfy you all the time. β
What about her hips like Cadillac? But I can make you go into overdrive. β
'Stop waiting, wait for what, be patient, attack!' β
'Anyone can do you badly, you need a good girl to make you happy.' β
'A blow of love, let's go into the room. I know what you want. β
'A blow of love, beauty in the arms I will satisfy you. β
'Hold on to your patience and let me take you to the pinnacle of desire.' β
'Wait a minute, I'll tell you------ blow of love makes you tick, I know what you want, go and sit in the back seat of the car, I'll satisfy you.' β
'Calm down, let me take you to the peak of desire.' β
I'll tell you later------ she'll probably just let you hold hands at school, but I'll show you how to get on base. β
'I, I don't need to listen to your nonsense, come and show me how talented you are. β
'Baby, your body is great. β
'Leave me speechless. β
'Anyone can be nice to you, you need a bad girl to make you fall in love.' β
So, no one can say that the show "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb" has any bad emotions such as promoting money worship, as soon as the planner comes up, he will tell you with a singing voice------ there is no good thing on the stage, you have to bump it up, it's no wonder we didn't remind you.
"Xiao, what are you two laughing at?" asked Pagio curiously.
Xiao Peng replied: "Oh, it's nothing, I heard a song, those two girls were singing "Bang Bang" just now." β
Pagio was stunned: "What's wrong with 'bang bang'? In Nevada, a few counties where yin selling is legal, almost every J theater plays this song on a loud speaker every day." What's weird?"
Xiao Peng was amused when he heard it: "Peggy, why are you so familiar? Do you go there often? Old driver! I wonder what will happen if Miao Miao knows?"
Pagio said earnestly: "Xiao, you are not married yet, naturally you don't understand, when you have been married for more than forty years, you will find that if you want to have a long marriage, you must learn to turn a blind eye." β
Xiao Peng stretched out a finger: "That's why you went to Nevaa to listen to these songs?"
"Can't you hear this song?" asked Pagio.
Xiao Peng nodded: "We can often hear this song in Huaxia, but it's on a blind date show." β
"Poof. Pagio also laughed: "Who said that you Chinese people don't have a sense of humor? β
Raymond also said: "Doesn't it mean that you Chinese people are very conservative? Aren't you going to get married if you pull down a woman?
Pagio's smile froze on his face: "Raymond, don't talk, I must take you to China!
Listening to Pagio's words, Xiao Peng Yang burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing at, is there anything funny?" said Alexandra.
"Well, nothing. Xiao Peng returned: "Raymond, it's time to tell us where to go, right?"
"Let's go, get in the car!" Raymond pointed to a Ford F150 pickup truck parked next to him, which was one of the most common cars in the All-Star-Spangled Country.
For so many years, the number one car sales list in the Stars and Stripes Country has always been the Ford pickup. This is related to the life attitude of the people of the Stars and Stripes, this Ford pickup, both durable and multi-functional, the price of the car is cheap, there are preferential policies in taxes and fees, and it can be pulled and installed, so almost every family has this thing, Raymond's Ford F150, look at the degree of dilapidation, at least 30 years, right? Except for the horn that does not sound, everything rings. What are these two people doing here? Pretending to be poor?
There were also large cardboard boxes piled up at the back of the carriage, and I don't know what was inside. That's the benefit of pickups----- it's loaded more.
But in Huaxia, this pickup truck is not welcomed.
When buying a pickup truck in Huaxia, the door must be sprayed, and the parking space must be pasted with red and yellow reflective strips, and a good-looking car will be ruined like this; even if you accept the ugly appearance, there are still a bunch of rules that make the owner collapse, such as many big cities do not allow pickup trucks to enter the city, such as the outer ring of the magic capital, 24 hours a day to prohibit pickup trucks; on the high-speed pickup truck, you must also follow the speed limit of the truck standard, and you can't take the left overtaking lane.
Even if these are acceptable, there is still the most critical issue: face. In the eyes of Chinese people, pickup trucks are for pulling goods. Imagine going out to be despised, imagine you go to a hotel and see the hotel security guard saluting the door to a cheap BMW 3 Series in front of you, and then you drive a more expensive Ford F450, only to be stopped by the security guard: "The delivery guy goes to the back door". I don't know what you would have thought at the time.
For these reasons, Chinese people prefer to choose SUVs because of the large space and the ability to pull goods and peopleγγγγγγ Please, how many people drive their own cars to pull goods?
Several people got into the pickup truck and walked for more than ten minutes until they came to a particularly remote place, surrounded by high walls of barbed wire, and a stone monument at the door that read: Kevin Patterson Juvenile Correctional Center in New York City.
Uh, what are you doing here? Anyway, this is Mount Vernon, but how is it Kevin Patterson Juvenile Correctional Center in New York City?
Xiao Peng felt even more confused.
What kind of medicine are these two guys selling in their gourds?
ps: I copied some lyrics in this chapter, everyone knows that Lao Yang hates the author of the lyrics the most, but I really want to complain about this song. The number of words in this chapter is also a lot more, which can be regarded as making up for the mistake of copying the lyrics. In addition, don't forget to vote for the free tickets for the annual festival every day, thank you, of course, free of charge. Thank you, thank you.