Chapter 606: Bear Infested
Zheng Xudong finally looked at the boss Lian Yonghao, "That means that the third brother went to the Polytechnic University next door to meet his lover after eating at noon!"
"Let's talk about it next, the boss is too grinding!" The second son, Sun Shaoyong, took over the conversation and said: "You helped us buy the order after eating at noon, and the three of us all said that you don't have a star shelf." Praise for you, but bad for you ordered us a case of beer before you left. ”
"Second brother, did something happen to order a case of beer?"
"But it's not! The third brother said that he wouldn't drink anything after you left, and he was in a hurry to meet his girlfriend, so I was left with my eldest brother to sit there, and we asked the waiter to say that the wine should be returned, but the waiter said that the wine sold would not be returned. In the end, in line with the principle of not wasting it, my eldest brother and I drank all the twelve bottles of Yanjing in a box. The second brother said with emotion.
"Otherwise, how could I have dragged the female student from Slovakia to ask all the time, isn't this just through the strength of wine!" said the boss.
"By the time we got back to the dormitory, it was already past three o'clock in the afternoon, and we both fell asleep on the bed, and I don't know when you entered the room. The second child said.
"I don't know. ”
Zheng Xudong listened to them while eating almost everything they ordered, and after eating, Zheng Xudong pointed to the table and said: "How about it, I said that I am still growing my body, this time the eldest brother, the second brother, you believe it!"
At this time, the boss's phone rang, and when he picked it up, he heard that it was the third child calling, and asked where they were, and the boss told him that he was on the third floor of the cafeteria, and the third said that he would be there soon and let a few people wait for him.
Sure enough, two minutes later, the third child came to the third floor of the cafeteria with a "spring breeze" on his face, first picked up an open bottle of beer on the table and drank it directly without asking who it was, and then looked at the "cold leftovers" on the table, and his eyes widened in surprise, "Our two elder brothers, and the fourth brother, you will not escape from the disaster areas in Africa! As for being hungry like this? This is still a college student who grew up under the red flag!"
"Oh, don't be poor, talk about yourself, look at your current appearance, with spring in the corners of your eyes, and a smile on the corner of your mouth, how can you go next door and be satisfied!"
The boss's words made the third child's face red, and he put on a very shy appearance and said: "How can you think that the relationship between me and my girlfriend is very pure." I went to her to help her run some school entrance procedures and do some manual work, after all, she was a girl and couldn't do some heavy work. I'm his man, and these are what I have to do. ”
"Yo, yo, yo," the boss Lian Yonghao said in the tone of an old lady in the countryside of Northeast China: "You dare to call yourself a man when you are a little guy who has not yet grown up." What a joke!"
The third child didn't care about the boss laughing at him, he went to the cafeteria window and ordered a dry fried beef river, and only after serving it on the table did he ask: "Is there anything else to eat, if there is, I will order another one." ”
The boss scolded the third child, "It's perfect if you say this before you order! We're all done! Second brother, old pimple, why don't we go play basketball for a while!"
When I was in our high school, I was nicknamed the court. The second son, Sun Shaoyong, immediately said in agreement.
"Football field! It's funny... Zheng Xudong interrupted the boss and said: "Let's see the real chapter on the court!
The three of them were just about to stand up, and the third suddenly reached out and pressed the three of them on the chair, "Big brother, second brother, fourth brother, can you stay here with me for a while, it's too boring to eat alone!"
"Okay, then it's up to you to perform!" said the second son, Sun Shaoyong, raised his eyebrows.
The third Lin Hainan hurriedly went to the window and bought three bottles of cold beer and opened them together, put them in front of the three of them, nodded and said with a smile: "Little meaning!"
The three of them sat down again and waited for the third child to go to the court together, and the third said while eating: "Several, our dormitory is too bad, can you ask for another dormitory, who cares about adding money, the money for changing the dormitory, the eldest brother, the second brother and the fourth brother are all counted on my head, how about it?"
"Don't bother with that, I've already inquired about the dormitory. The boss stopped the third child and said, "We have a total of eight student dormitory buildings and one international student dormitory building. Which dormitory you get into depends on luck and temperament. ”
"You mean our temperament is not good!" said the second grandson Shaoyong.
"You said that, I didn't say it, but at least we were unlucky! Building 1 of the dormitory was originally the BJ Multilingual Service Center, which was established before the '08 Olympics and has been in operation until now. I've heard that Building 1 will be vacated to return to the function of the dormitory, but by then this may have nothing to do with us. Building 2 is a mixed dormitory for Chinese, Japanese and Korean students + co-ed. The first floor is occupied by Korean students, the second and third floors are male students, but it seems that most of them are graduate and doctoral students, the fourth, fifth, and sixth floors are female students, and the sixth floor is female students. Building 2, 3, 4 and 6 each dormitory is 3~4 rooms, 12 square meters without a single bathroom, the space is relatively small, but it is still very warm. For example, we live in Building 6 now, isn't it warm!"
"Boss, can you talk well, you dare to say that our dormitory is warm, believe it or not, I will torture you to death on the court in a while!"
"I won't argue with you about who abuses whom on the court, I'll teach you how to be a man on the court in a while. I went on to say that Buildings 5 and 7 are also 3~4 people, 22 square meters, and no independent bathroom. No. 8 "Princess Building" is a building with the largest number of accommodation in Beiwai, exclusive to girls, 4~5 rooms, 32 square meters, with a separate bathroom, relatively spacious, everyone lays yoga mats together and does gym without pressure.
All dormitories have upper and lower desks and no private bathrooms. These dormitories have shared bathrooms on each floor, typically with a maximum capacity of 3 people with sprinklers, while Building 8 has a floor dedicated to bathrooms. There is also a public bath in the school's Red Building. In addition to the possible queue during peak hours, there is nothing particularly bad about public baths, which are super warm in winter, and you usually don't have to clean them yourself. This is just like the public bath in our hometown, hehe, I like it!" said this, the boss showed a smirk, "It is said that after the sophomore year, you can apply to live with international students, drink a glass of liquor, make friends, and promote cultural communication or something." So brothers, we'll be happy as long as we survive our freshman year!
Everyone looked at the boss Lian Yonghao like a fool, and the boss asked blankly: "What's wrong with you, aren't you happy?"
The third Lin Hainan swallowed the Niu River in his mouth and said: "Big brother, that's the school's routine, you can apply, but whether you approve it or not is the school's business, you are being tricked!"
"I'm the second Olympics! This society is simply too dark! Why do you want to bully a good baby like me! Okay, third, don't eat, go, play ball, I want to vent the bitterness in my heart now. As he spoke, he snatched the remaining dry fried beef river from the third hand.
"Hey, hey, hey, I haven't finished eating yet!" The third wanted to snatch the plate back, but his small body that was just over 1.7 meters 7 was the opponent of Lian Boss from Jiamusi, who was 1.8 meters old, and the last bite was grabbed by Lian Boss directly into his mouth, and then he took out two napkins from the paper drawer on the table and wiped his mouth, "Let's go!"
"You're like that big bear in the robot cat. The third Lin Hainan complained.
"How is it possible, the boss is at most like a bear, and he is a big bear, he is like Takeshi Gangda in the robot cat!"
"Yes, it's Takeshi Gangda!" said the third child.
"Wait a minute!" Zheng Xudong suddenly spoke, stunned the three brothers. "Second brother, you repeat the last sentence just now. Hurry up!"
Although the second eldest Sun Shaoyong didn't know what was going on, when he saw Zheng Xudong's solemn face, he still said: "I said that the boss should be like Gangtian Wucai in the robot cat." Old pimple, is there any problem?" the second asked weakly.
"No, one more sentence. Second brother, hurry up!" Zheng Xudong urged.
"The previous sentence ... The previous sentence ... Ah, I said that the boss looks like a big bear, but like a big bear. Yes, that's it, what's the problem?"
The word "Xiong Da!" in Zheng Xudong's mind is simply "a thunderbolt on a sunny day, a sound of pants!"
Zheng Xudong's mind suddenly appeared with the image of two cute Xiong Da, Xiong Er and a bald strong with a bad head. He tried hard to rummage in time and space, and finally let him find it, "Bear Infested", a cartoon released on major TV stations in 2012, became popular all over the country for a while, and it simply affected the entire post-zero generation, not to mention the money made from film and television works, just the money earned from selling dolls made Shenzhen Huaqiang Digital Animation Company, which developed this animated character, make it soft. The release of this cartoon is almost no match for animation in the country.
"It must be taken!" Zheng Xudong thought to himself.
Zheng Xudong sat at the dining table in a daze for a minute, the three buddies looked at him and didn't dare to speak, for fear of disturbing him, Zheng Xudong relieved himself and saw that everyone was looking at him intently to the point that he was embarrassed, "The three brothers are embarrassed, just now I suddenly remembered a very important thing, and I thought about it all of a sudden." Let's go, don't you want to PK basketball?" Zheng Xudong said this, and took the lead in standing up.
"I'm going to go, old pimple, let's not talk so scary! Your minute of stupidity is like a year for us!" said the Boss.
"Let's go, it's okay at last, go back to the dormitory to change clothes and play ball!" said the second child.
"But I don't know how to!" said the third child weakly.
"You don't bring tea and water to the side, and shout a few words from time to time!" said the boss with a glare.
"Oh, okay!" Lin Hainan, the third child, followed behind the eldest and second daughter-in-law like a little daughter-in-law who had been wronged.
Downstairs in the dormitory, Zheng Xudong's phone rang suddenly, Zheng Xudong looked at the call on the phone, and said: "I'm sorry, everyone, I have something important here, I can't play ball with a few people, I have to go, if I come back early in the evening, I invite everyone to supper!" After speaking, Zheng Xudong walked to the gate of the school.