Chapter 605: The Third Lovers
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The boss of the dormitory saw that it was time for dinner at night, and it happened that the old pimple had to pay the Internet fee, so he jumped off the bed and complained that this bedroom was not as big as their thatched house!
The second child, Sun Shaoyong, also jumped out of bed and said with a smile: "Boss, the conditions of your house are very good, the thatched house is the size of our bedroom, and I have to go to your house to see it when I have the opportunity." β
"Go, you have to go, when I get to my pimple (Northeast dialect: place, territory), I will arrange the whole process, wash and play one-stop service. As long as your body can resist it. Boss Lian glanced at Sun Shaoyong, the second child who looked like a hemp stick, and laughed.
Boss Lian put on a red sports shorts, a pair of shoes on his feet, and a sleeveless yellow vest with a big white number "23" printed on it.
"Boss, are you a Jordan fan?" asked the second child, wearing a T-shirt and cropped pants.
"Yes, I don't think there will be basketball after Jordan!" replied the boss with admiration in his eyes.
"Boss, it's over, it's really over! You are right to worship Jordan, I don't deny his outstanding and contribution to the NBA, but if you want to say that there is no basketball after Jordan, I can only hehe!"
Boss Lian didn't argue when he heard Sun Laoer's words, so he said, "I don't care what you think, but I insist on my opinion! β
Zheng Xudong stretched out his thumb when he heard Boss Lian's words, "Cow! Boss is still your cow!"
"That's it!Otherwise, can I be admitted to Beiwai, our Jiamusi whole wave (Northeast dialect: all meaning) is the only one I was admitted to Beiwai, this is Lao Tzu relied on his strength to be admitted, but I didn't look for a gunner (substitute for the exam), cheat sheet and the like. The three brothers went downstairs chatting about their experiences.
On the way to the cafeteria, Zheng Xudong deposited 300 yuan in his Internet fee at the student office, which should be enough for ten months, at least two semesters. In addition to the Internet fee, he also deposited 5,000 yuan into his meal card.
Seeing that he saved so much food at one time, the eldest and second were shocked, and asked him why he saved so much, Zheng Xudong smiled and only replied with one sentence, "It's the time to grow your body, you can eat!"
"Huh!" replied to him with four middle fingers of Qi Shushu.
According to Boss Lian, the on-campus canteens in Beiwai include the East Courtyard Canteen, the West Courtyard Canteen, the Halal Canteen and the Faculty Canteen. Because they also eat hot pot outside at noon, they listen to other students, and students usually eat in the East Courtyard cafeteria. The student cafeteria in the East Courtyard has three floors above ground and one floor underground, and the first and second floors provide basic meals. Of course, don't be too picky in terms of taste, you can eat whatever you have, and you will definitely be full. The third floor and the ground are all kinds of flavor food, the basement floor has spicy hot, SC flavor saliva duck, Cantonese grilled rice, omelet rice, Northwest style noodles, you must order beef noodles and cakes and porridge pastries, as well as super delicious JX crockpot soup, I heard that it feels like a small version of Cantonese old fire soup! On the third floor, there are also spicy hot, rice rolls, dry fried beef river, stone pot rice, small hot pot, yellow stewed chicken rice, etc., the variety is still very rich. In addition, the student cafeteria will be open for students to study during non-meal periods. Well, the cafeteria is indeed a holy place for early reading!
When Zheng Xudong asked Boss Lian how he knew such details, Sun Lao Er mended the knife next to him and said: "It's not that I picked up a Slovak foreign student girl after eating hot pot in the afternoon, and I found out about it from her." β
"Second child, there is a sour taste in your tone, you have to admit that this fully shows my strong communicative skills, you can kneel down and worship me now!" Before Sun Lao Er could refute him, the boss said directly: "Sun Lao Er, flat body!"
"You get out of here!" Sun Lao Er raised his leg and was about to kick Lian Boss.
When they arrived at the canteen, it was already past the time for the "state-owned" canteen to eat, and they could only eat in the "private" canteen on the first floor or three floors above ground, because Zheng Xudong and the second child were both from Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and their tastes were similar, but the eldest was a Northeast man who didn't like sweets, so the three of them unanimously decided to eat the "yellow braised chicken rice" on the third floor after urgent "consultations" downstairs.
The hot pot at noon was invited by Zheng Xudong, so at dinner, Boss Lian said that he wanted him to "arrange", and said that just inviting the two younger brothers in the school cafeteria was already a "leniency" for him.
Zheng Xudong also jokingly said to him: "Boss, you can think about it, inviting me to dinner is a punishment for the most heinous people!"
Boss Lian patted his chest and screamed, "Old pimple, even if you order, you can count as big brother as much as you eat." β
Twenty minutes later, when the three of them put all the meals on the fast table, the muscles on Boss Lian's face twitched, "Old pimple, I'm not afraid of spending money, really, but I'm afraid that if you eat all these things, will it be broken?!"
5 Γ braised chicken rice, 2 spicy hot Γ (the second child does not eat it), 1 beef ramen Γ, 1 flavored saliva duck Γ, 6 iced Yanjing beer Γ, and 2 cold Γdishes from the Northwest Ramen family. This is the dinner for the three of them today, which is on the table.
When Zheng Xudong started to move his chopsticks, the eldest and second children took the chopsticks and looked at Zheng Xudong stupidly as he first ate the Great Northwest Beef Ramen, which only had one portion.
"Second child, you pinch me... Hey, you kid can't be a little harder, it hurts!" said the boss grinning.
"Didn't you say you were going to pinch it!?"
"I just wanted to make sure if I'm in hungry hell right now!?" the Boss said.
"Let's eat, it's better to be a dead ghost than a hungry ghost, look at the old pimple's posture for a while, we won't have to eat!" Sun Lao Er said with emotion.
During the meal of the three of them, from time to time, students from Peking University came over to ask Zheng Xudong to sign autographs, Zheng Xudong was very polite to sign autographs and group photos, and female fans asked "concernedly" whether Zheng Xudong ordered these things, can they eat them, and other interesting questions.
"Why didn't the third child see it?" asked Zheng Xudong.
"The third child is a person with a story!" "The boss Lian Yonghao said with emotion: "Old pimple, you listen to me tell you eloquently." Boss Lian put the chopsticks in his hand on the table and wiped his mouth with a napkin, "Old pimple, do you know how many points Lin Hainan scored in the GD college entrance examination?"
Zheng Xudong shook his head.
"726 points. β
"I'm going!" Sun Lao Er sighed.
"This is no sports bonus, no bonus points for relatives from Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, and no real test scores for provincial and municipal three-good students!
"Then he came to Beiwai, crazy!" After Sun Lao Er finished speaking, he glanced at Zheng Xudong next to him and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, old pimple, I don't mean anything else, I think that top students like you and Lao San should be Peking University, Tsinghua University, Fudan work, and the worst must be the National People's Congress, Jiaotong University... β
"Er, don't interrupt!" Boss Lian hated that he was interrupted while he was telling a story, he slapped the second child on the shoulder with his fist, "I only knew that our dormitory was very interesting at noon, I am 19 years old this year, the second is 18, the third is 17, and you are 16." I repeated my studies for a year, and the second child is the age of the college entrance examination this year, so it means that the third child jumped one level, and you jumped the second level, and the third child was recruited at noon, and he jumped one level in junior high school, what about you?"
Zheng Xudong stretched out two fingers and said with a smile: "I jump two levels!
"What two school-tying animals!" the second sighed.
"I feel the same way. This time, the eldest was not "angry" at the second child for interrupting him, and continued: "But do you know why the third child is desperately trying to come to Beiwai?"
"Women, is it for women?!" Zheng Xudong expressed his opinion.
"If you don't talk about Xueba, you can guess accurately!" The boss stretched out his thumb and exclaimed: "Because he had a girlfriend in high school, who studied science, and this girlfriend was admitted to Beijing (Harmony) Beijing University of Science and Technology due to family pressure." This time, you understand why the third child applied for our exam!"
Zheng Xudong thought to himself: Fools also understand that the Zhongguancun Campus of Beijing University of Technology is only separated by a wall from their North Foreign East Campus. This is chasing my girlfriend to the capital, and I can't study in a school, so I'm next to you, and see how you escape from the palm of my hand!
"The third child is a lover!" Zheng Xudong said.
"Who says it's not! You say, you can still get the top prize in the exam, Tanhua, I especially repeated my studies for a year before I finally got admitted to the north of the capital, and I had to obey the adjustment, and then I went to the Arabic major. FUCK!Could it be that I have been living in the Northeast all the year round at minus 40 degrees, and after graduation, I want to go to work in the desert of minus 40 degrees in the Middle East?
Zheng Xudong and Sun Shaoyong both laughed when they heard his words.
Boss Lian opened a bottle of Yanjing beer with his teeth and took a sip, and continued to complain: "I thought that the conditions of the university in the capital would be very good, at least much better than our local one, but as soon as I entered the dormitory, the heart was not as big as the dormitory of our high school! The aisle between the beds had a hard time for the two of them to make a mistake, is this still a university at the feet of the Son of Heaven? Is this still the university that Premier Zhou personally approved the establishment of that year?"
In fact, Zheng Xudong was not very satisfied with the accommodation conditions of the university, there was only a small bathroom in the house, and he couldn't take a shower, so he asked the boss: "Didn't you ask the foreign student girl from Slovakia which dormitory is good for us in Beiwai?"
"How could you not have inquired!" Sun Lao Er said to Zheng Xudong: "You didn't see the boss's eyebrows dancing at that time, and he asked that question! I can't wait to ask for everyone's home address." What's the matter, big brother, you still want to graduate and marry in a foreign country?"
"Fart! How can I, a big Chinese man, go abroad to be a son-in-law of the inverted door! I am determined to keep my excellent male genes in China!"
"Gross... The second grandson Shaoyong vomited.
"Gross... Zheng Xudong vomited.